第4章 借鸡生蛋

wangermeihezhaojianguodejiazhong,xingrenruzhi。

tangwuli,gengshirentouzandong。

tamen,doushilaikanxindianshide!

dawacunshiyimengshanquyoumingdeqiongshangou,dianshizaizheili,keshixihanwu。

kejintiancunliyixiaziqueduoleliangtai,erqiehaishiyisanbaidejiagemaidaode,zheirangcunminzenmenengbuyanhong?

cike,zhaojianguozhanzaitangwuli,manmianhongguang。

jiushijiehundeshihou,tadoumeiganjuexiangjintianzheimeyoumianzi……

yibianyingchouzhecunmin,yibianxiaoxinyiyidehehuzhedianshiji,“neisheishei,kanjiuxingle,biemo,guizheni,mohuailenipeideqime?”

“moyixiajiuhuaile,maitaisheini?”

“jianguo,nijiazheidianshishizhendeme?zenmesanbaijiumaidaole,pabushijiahuoba?”

“jiushi,qingdaopaidewowenle,yaosibaiwuyitaini,zenmekenengbianyineimeduo!”

众人议论纷纷起来。

zhaojianguotingdaozheihuahou,dunshijile,jichibailiandao:“nimenshixiame?zheimedadepaiziburenshi?haiyouzheishuomingshuhebaoxiuzheng……zenmekenengshijiade!”

“neinimaidezaneimebianyi?”

“hai,gennimenshuoyewufang,wozheishizhaoliweidongmaide,tayouqudao,nengbianyiyibaiwu,buguonimenjiushizhaotayemeiyongle,tashoulijiuliangminge,yijingyongwanle!”yinweijianlebianyi,zhaojianguoyiliandejiaoao。

“是吗?”

zhongrenlenglexia,yigegeruoyousuosi!

……

wanshang,kanwandianshihou,cunminmenbianzaozaodeshuixiale。

buguobushaoren,queshizhanzhuannanmian,naozilixiangzhebaitianfashengdeshi。

“haitadie,nishuozanyaobuyaoyemaigedianshia?”

“nayouqianmai?”nanrenshuodao。

“wozheihaiyoudianjiazhuangqian,yaoshizanjiayezhuangshangdianshi,jiubuyongmeitianpaoxiumeijiashouqile。”

“daoyebushibuxing,kenimeitingzhaojianguoshuo,taliweidongshoulijiuliangminge,yijingmeixile。”

“nishibushishaya,taliweidongnenggaodaominge,shuomingtayouguanxi,jintianmeimingele,neiyihouni?”

“那,咱买一台?”

“maiyitai,woxianzaijiuqujinizhaoqian,mingtianyizaonijiuquzhaoliweidong,yidingyaoganzaisuoyourenqianmian,mingbaime?”

“xing!”nanrenkaixindexiaoleqilai。

xiangzheiyangdeduihua,zaicunziliwushurenjiafashengzhe。

90niandaidenongcun,shenghuoyijingzhubudedaoletigao,dianshiji,yekaishichengweiyizhongbiyaodeshenghuoyongpin。

dangran,zheixiedoubushiguanjiande,zuiguanjiandeshi,yibaiwudeyouhui,zheshi**zherenmendeshenjing,sheidoubuxiangcuoguozheimehaodejihui。

diertianyizao,tiangangmengmengliang,liweidongjiamenkou,bianjujilebushaoren。

zhibuguo,tamenlaidezaoyemeiyong,yinweiliweidongdejiali,zaojiusuoshanglemen。

tamenjiaojidedengdaizhe,zhidaoshangwushidian,tamencaiyouleliweidongdexiaoxi……shuozheijiahuoqudiliganhuole。

yushiwuyangyangdeyiqunren,kaishiwangneibianganqu。

……

cishi,liweidongzhengzuozaiditoushang,kanzheyanqiandesanmuhuashengdi,manmianchourong。

zheimeduo,yaogandaoshenmeshihoua!

tachangzidoukuaihuiqingle,jiubugaidayingmaoxiaoyanlaiganhuo!

bengguanqianshihaishijinsheng,takedoumeiganguoshenmenonghuoa!

buguojiuzaitaleideliangtuifaruan,yanmaojinxingdeshihou,buyuanchu,yiqunrenjingshihaohaodangdangdewangzheibianganlai。

kandaozheili,liweidongdezuijiaogouqiyimoweixiao,taxiangyaodeyuanjun,zhongyulaile。

“weidong,weidong,nizenmezaizheia?”

“dangranshiganhuoa,hainenggansha?”

“额……”

neirenmingxianlenglexia,xianranmeixiangdao,landuguiliweidong,jingrannengtatashishideganhuo,“neisha,shuyoushizhaoni……”

“干活呢,没空。”

liweidongzhijiedusiletahoumiandehua。

tadangranzhidaozheiqunrenzhaozijidemude,keruguotaihaoshuohuadehua,qibushigengrongyibeihuaiyi?

“额……”

三叔被噎得半死。

“weidong,bangwomaitaidianshiba,qiandoudailaile。”

其他人也纷纷开口。

zhibuguodedaodejieguo,queshiyiyangde!

zhongrenbeiqidebuqing,yigegeliansezhanghong,keyouwukenaihe……sheirangtamenyouqiuyurenni?

erqiezaitamenyinxiangzhong,liweidongjiushizheiyangyige**dexing!

“weidong,shibushiganwanle,nijiuyoukongbangwomenle?”

liweidongmeiyoushuohua,suanshimorenle。

yushi,zhongrenluqixiuzi,rehuochaotiandeganleqilai。

……

sanmudehuashengdi,zaiershiduorendebangzhuxia,jingshizhiyongleyishangwujiuganwanle。

jianghuashengyunhuijiahou,liweidongdetaidu,haolehenduo。

manlianxiaorongdejitamendaolewanshui,“lailailai,douhea,biekeqi,guanbao!”

zhongrenjiangshuiyiyinerjinhou,zhejidao:“weidonga,zheihuoyeganwanle,shibushigaijiwomenmaidianshile?”

“zheigema……”liweidonglvexianweinan,“buhaobana!”

“你!?”

sanshuchadianbeiliweidongqidetuxue,xinxinkukubahuoganwanle,dengdaode,jiushizhei?

buguoyeyouren,tingchuletadehuawaiyin。

buhaoban,bushibunengban,yisibujiushiyouxi?

“womenbuzhejide,yilianggeyuedounengdeng,zhiyaojiageyouhuijiuxing。”

“zheiyanga!”liweidongzaicichenyinleqilai,“yexing,buguowokebachouhuashuozaiqiantou,zheineibumingebuhaogao,wobuquedingnengjinimenmaidao,zheiqianni,woxiannazhe,ruguomaishangle,meitaiwoyaoshouquwukuaiqianhaochufei,maibushangni,bangeyuezhihou,yuanfengbudongdefanhai。”

“haohaohao,meiwenti。”

众人喜上眉梢。

zhiyaoliweidongkenshouqian,jiushuomingzheishishiyoubajiunenggaoding,zheiyixia,keyishenglaobiziqianle。

“xingle,nimenzijipaigeduiba,baqianjiaoyixia。”

这就交钱了?

yourenhaishibufangxin,yushishenzhongdao:“weidonga,shuduowenyiju,nizheiguanxishinalaide?kaobukaopu?”

tingdaozheihua,liweidonglianseshunjianlalexialai,“bugaiwendebiewen,niyaoshibuxiangmai,jiuzhuajinzou,laozihaibuxiangsihounini。”

shuohuazhiren,beiduidemanliantonghong,kexinzhong,queshimeiyoubandianyuanyan。

huanweisikaoyixia,ruguozijiyougeguanxi,kendingyeshibuxiangbierenzhidao……

ruci,biangengjiadefangxinle。

……

bangexiaoshihou,zhongrenjiaowanqianlikaile。

sansanliangliangdezouzaiyiqi,manliandexingfen,erqiebutingdekuazanzheliweidong。

“zheiweidonga,bianhuakezhenbuxiao,langzihuitou,langzihuitouna。”

“kebushizade,renjiaxianzailihaizheni,jingranzaidianshijichangdouyouguanxi!”

“zuoshiyekaopua,shouleqian,haijiwomenkaileshouju,nikankanshangmianzheixiezi……xiededuoqingchua。”