第5章 上了贼船

wanshang,chiguofanhou,maoxiaoyandaizhelele,quxiumeijiakandianshile。

liweidongzhuanmenliuleduzi,ranhoubawangtiezhuhanleguolai。

wangtiezhuzuoxiahou,kanzhezhuozishangdezhutourouhehuashengmi,kuangyankoushui,“dongge,nizheixiaorizixinga,daotengdianshimeishaozhuanba?”

tajidudeyanjingdouhongle,zaidawacun,yibanrenjia,keshifengnianguojiecainengchideshangzhurou。

“zheisuansha,hejiuhejiu!”liweidongxiaozhejitadaoshangleyibei。

wangtiezhuduanqi,zaibizishangwenlewen,yiliandetaozui,“dongge,nihanwoguolaishashi?”

“xiangbuxiangmeitiandounengchideshangzhurou?”liweidongyilianshenmideshuodao。

“xianga,zenmebuxiang!”ershuodaozheili,tasihumingbaileshenme,yilianxingfendao:“dongge,nishixiangrangwogenniganme?woyuanyi,woyuanyigennigana!”

“额……”

zheihuadaotazuili,zenmejiubuduiweileni?

“shigenzhe**,bushigen**!”liweidongjiuzhengdao。

还不都一样?

wangtiezhuxianglebantian,yemeijuedeyoushaqubie,“fanzhengdonggewoyuanyide!”

yaoshuozheijitian,sheishicunlifengtouzuishengde?

neijueduishiliweidonga,zheijitianjietouxiangwei,douzaitanluntadeshiqing,renrendouzaikuazantayoubenshi!

tazaojiuxianggenliweidongdaotengdianshijile,zhibuguoyizhimobukaimian,zhangbukaizui,rujinhaoburongyiyoujihui,zenmekenengfangguo?

“xing,neicongjinyihou,nijiugenzhe**le,wobaozhunnengrangnichengweizancundiergewanyuanhu。”

“weishenmeshidierge?”wangtiezhubujie。

“yinweilaozishidiyigea!”

“heihei,zheidaoshi!”wangtiezhubuhaoyisidenaolenaotou,“neizanmingtianjiuqudaotengdianshiji?shiquxianli,haishiquqingdao?”

“daotengshenmedianshijia,woshuoguoyaodaotengdianshijileme?congmingtiankaishi,nigenxiangqinmenshouxiezi,dagetoudesanfenqianyizhi,xiaodeliangfen。”

“shenme?shougouxiezi?”wangtiezhuhaiyiweizijitingcuole,“shouneiwanyiganshaa,jibuhaochi,youbunengmaiqian!

dongge,fanzhengniyouguanxi,zanhaishidaotengdianshijiba,jueduidedaxiangmua,zancundexuqiuhaisuanxiaode,xiangdongbalicun,hetaohuayucun,neibianxuqiuliangcaida!”

“sheigennishuowoyoudaotengdianshidequdaole?”liweidongfanlegebaiyan。

“nizijishuodea,erqiezhaojianguohewangermeijiadedianshi,budoushinimaideme?”

“shiwomaidebucuo,danneihaiyaoduokuilenidezanzhua!”

“shen,shenmeyisi?”wangtiezhuxinzhongshengqiyigubuxiangdeyugan。

“yisihenjiandana,tamenliangjiazhisuoyinengbianyimai,shiwobanijidesanbaikuaiqiantiejinqule……”

liweidongyemeidasuanmanta,suoxingzhijieshuole。

“啥……!?”

wangtiezhumengle,qingkejian,taganjuezhenggeshijiedoubianchenglehuise。

jimiaozhonghou,tafanyingleguolai,mengdicongyizishangzhanleqilai,fennudao:“liweidong,niteniangdehaishirenme?anbanidangxiongdi,niquebaandanghoushua,neishianyaojiehundeqian,jiehundeqianna!”

kengzijidexiongdi,liweidongyebuxiang。

dantazhenbunengzaicikanzhexiongditaruhuokeng,neihaohongmei,jueduidezhanvyimei。

suoyi,zheiqiangaihuade,haishiyaohua。

“xingle,biehoule。”liweidongyaleyashou,“zheisanbaikuaiqianyemeibaihua,nikankanzheishisha?”

shuowan,tacongzhuozidixianachuyigetibao,dalekai,“zheilishi35hudeqian,yigong10500,youlezheixiezuoqidongzijin,wokeyidazaoyigenixiangdoubuganxiangdeshangyediguo!”

liweidongwubizixindeshuozhe。

kewangtiezhutingdaohou,queshipokoudama:“liweidong,nizheigepianzi!zheishinideqianmenijiuhua?niyaoshigandongyifen,anxianzaijiubaojing!”

“baojing?”liweidongxiaolexiao,“keyia,baojingdehua,nineisanbaikuaiqianyifendouhuibulai。”

“我……”

“zhuzia,bieneimesixinyanma!”liweidongxunxunshanyou:“zheixieqianni,wozhishijieyongyixia,bangeyuehou,kendingyuanfengbudongdefanhai。

zhiyunineisanbaikuaiqianma,jitianzhihou,shuobudingjiubianchengsanqianle,daoshihou,zancundecunmin,yedounenggenzhechirou,zheishi,nizhenbukaolvyixia?”

三百变三千?

wangtiezhulengzhule,shenmemaimai,keyizheimebaolia,“liweidong,niteniangdebuhuishixiangganweifashengyiba?”

“zenmekeneng,laoziyoubushilinyaodong!”liweidongxiaozhegentajieshileqilai,“woni,dasuanzheiyangzuo……”

jiexialai,tajiangzhenggejihuahepantuochu。

wangtiezhutingdehenrenzhen,zhibuguoliweidongzuilidemeiyigezi,tadounengtingdong,kelianqilai,queshizheimedouwufamingbai。

buguosuiranmihu,danbingbufangaitaduiliweidongdechongbai。

tafaxianliweidongzhendebianle,biandeyouwenhua,youxueshi,hunshenshangxiadousanfazherengemeili。

tabeiliweidongdezixinsuozhefu,yifanyouyuhou,juedingxintayici。

“xing,dongge,zheishiwogenniganle,naodaidiaolewandadebaeryi,buguowochouhuashuozaiqiantou,zheixieqian,bangeyuehou,bixuyuanfengbudongdehaihuiqu,yaobu,zanliangdezufendouderangtamenjibaole!”

1wanduokuai,zheichabuduoshidawacunsuoyoudexianqianle。

yixiecunminweilemaidianshi,keshijiangyaxiangdideqiandounachulaile,yixienianqingren,gengshidongpinxicou,zheicaicougoulesanbaikuaiqian。

tabuganxiangxiang,zheixieqianyaoshihaibushang,houguoyouduokepa。

zufenbeibao,neigujishizuiqingde,tamenshuobudingdedundalao!

“xiangxinwo,jueduimeiwentide!xiongdiwohainengkengnime?”liweidongkanzheta,xiaodegewaicanlan。

……

youleqidongzijinhou,houmiandeyiqiejiushunliduole。

diertian,wangtiezhubianzaicunweidayuanli,zhilegetanzi。

cunlidedalaba,yekaishibangmangxuanchuan:shouxiezi,2fenqianyizhi,xianqianshougou!

cixiaoxiyichu,quancunhuaran!

dawacunsuozaideyimengshanqu,shanshangdexiezikeweishibiandidoushi,erqiebushaohaiziwanshuadeshihou,doubeitamenzheguo……

kesheiyemeitingshuoguo,zheidongxinengzhiqiana?

2fenqian!keyidiandoubushaoni,zuyijihaizimaigenbianyidiandebinggunle!

kaishideshihou,renmenhaibuxiangxin,kedangtamenzhendeyongxiezihuanleqianhou,quancundouhongdongle!

zhiyaobushizainongmangde,doushangshanzhuoxiezile,jiulianfangxuedehaizi,yedouhuiwangshanshangpao。

chengnianrenyitian,nengzhuoshangbaizhi,haizidehua,shaodian,danyenengyoujishizhi。

yijialaoxiaochudongdehua,yitianshaodenengzhuangewuliukuai,duode,shenzhinengzhuanshikuaiduo。

keshibizhongdizhuandedouduo!

yishijian,dawacunxianqileyiguzhuoxiezire!

……

zhibuguo,suizhexieziyueshouyueduo,wangtiezhuquekaishifanlechou。

duanduansantiangongfu,xiezijiuyijingshouleershiduowanzhile,qian,yehuadiaolesiqianduo。

qianmeihuadiaoyifen,tadouxinjingdanzhande。

yinweitakeshibisheidouqingchu,zheixieqiandelaiyuan,nishuozheixiezishoushanglai,zaimaibuchuqu,neikezazheng?haizhenrangrenbaozufenme?

zhanzhanjingjingdeguolesantianhou,tazhongyupengdaolexiaoshixujiudeliweidong。