“hahahahaha,goudan!goudan!sixiaozinidexiaomingzhenshihaoa,rangwoxiangqihenjiuyiqianwomenjiadedahuangle!”yiweishenzhebuzhishenmecaizhimayidelaotouyishan,jiuchuxianzailetingnei,lengfengtoupiyizhenfama,xinxiang,ng,yaozhenjing,shenna,doushizheiyangshanlaishanqude,shanashandejiuxiguanle,maigaode……。
xiaojunyitinglaotouzheihua,neinaomenshangdeqingjinkaishiyishanyishande,neinuhuoyankanjiuyaobaofale,huangyidejuesenvziyikanqingkuangbudui,lianmangxiaozheduigangjinlaidelaotoushuo:“yeye,nibuyaoluanjiaoxianggongdexiaomingla!nikan,xianggongjidekuaibaozoule,niyaozaizheiyang,yihouwomenkebujinizuohaochidele,he,duile,yeye,dahuangshishei?wozenmemeitingshuoguozheigeren?”
laotouhahayixiao,dalieliedezuodaoyiyizishang,naleyichuanbuzhimingdeshuiguo,bianchibianguaixiaodao:“xiaoxianer,nidangranbuzhidaodahuangle,dangshinihaimeichushengni,dahuangya,zhenshigehaotongzhia,tashizaiwohaizairenshishihewochushengrusidehaohuobanna!”
“zheiyanga,yeyenihaicongmeijiwojiangguoni,he,jiranzheiyang,yeye,nijiugengbuyinggaineiyangguaishengguaiqidejiaoxianggongdexiaomingle,shibu?”huangyinvzimingxiansongleyikouqi,qingqingdexiaodao。xiaojundeshentiyemingxianfangsonglexie,zhishibalianbiedaoyibian,haiyoudianbumandehenghenglejisheng。
laotougagadexiaoleqilai,lengfengturanjuedebeihouyoudianfamaodeganjue,butaiduijingna!guoran,laotoubiandaxiaobianshuodao:“dangran,dangran,yihouwojuebuluanjiaogoudandexiaomingle,duile,duile,xiaoxianer,nihaibuzhidaoha,dahuangshiyeyewomeichengshenqianjializuitashideneitiaodahuanggou!ekakakaka!”
raohuangyinvzidehanyangzaihao,yerenbuzhuzuijiaoyoudianchouchule。lengfengyitingxinlixiang:yundao,zheishiquanjiame,yuequanyueluana。buduia,xiaojunzenmetingzheihuazenmehaimeifanying?zheihetacongxiaojizaodexinggebutaixiangfua。lengfenglianmangxiangxiaojunkanqu,zhenshibukanbudele,yikanheyitiao!zhijianxiaojunquanshenfanqiqiangliededanhuangseguangmang,renyijinghuanhuandeshengdaolebankong。lengfengxinlikuangjiaozhe:e,maigaode,babamamakuailaikana,wodidichengchaojisaiyarenle!
zhengzailengfenghusiluanxiangzhiji,huangyinvzituranjijideduitashuo:“dage,kuaiduodaowomenshenhou,kuai!”
lengfengyitingjimangxiangmeinvduizouqu,gangzoujintamen,zhijianyicenglvsedeguangmangjiuzhaozhuletahesuoyoudenvhai。
honghonghong!haimeidenglengfengzhanwen,jiutingjianhoumianturanfachujuliedexiangsheng,shengyinzhendelengfengyunhulebantiancaixingguoshenlai。zhuanshen,zhikanjianxiaojunhelaotouyijingchandouzaileyiqi,zhishi,laotoushenshangshanyaodeshijinhuangsedeguangmang,lengfengmomoxiaba,xinliandao,jianghaishilaodela,nikan,zheiguangmanghaishilaotoudehaokandeduo。zaiyixiang,budui,xiaojunkeshizaidajiaa,zenmedimeimenbujia,yemeirenshuobangbangmang。xiangdaozheililengfengjimangzoudaoxianqianyizhishuohuadehuangyinvziqianmian,wendao:
“e,di、dimei,nihao!”
“he,dage,zenmele?”
“neige,neigeqiguaidelaotoushishei?”
“qiguaidelaotou……”huangyinvziyongqiyideshenqingzhongfudao。
“shia,shia,jiushihexiaojundajiadeneige!”
“ng,qishi,nishuodezheigeqiguaidelaotoutashiwodeyeye!”
“……”
“he,xiaojunheyeyeyizhidoushizheiyang,liangrencouzaiyiqijiuaibishiyixia,yongyeyedehualaishuo,jiushishengmingzaiyuyundong。fangxinba,tamenchushoudouyoufencunde,buhuiyoushi!”
“e,shizheiyang,duile,dimei,shuolezheimejiuhua,wohaibuzhidaonijiaoshenmemingzi!”
“wojiaoqinxianer,dage,nikeyijiaowoxianer!”
“a,buxing,buxing,dagepianxin,zhiwenxianerdemingzi,buwenwomendemingzi,wuwu,womenyeshinidimeia!”yigedayanjingdemeinvturanjiaolechulai。hua!zhouweidemeinvmendezhuyiliyixiadoufangdaolelengfengshenshang,neiyanshenzhenshijiaojizhong,lengfengdelianshuadeyixiahongle,zhongyuganjuedaodangjuxingdeziweile。yushihu,lengfengbeiyiqunmeinvweileqilai……
“budale,budale!”laotouturanyigeshanshenshandaolengfengyiqunrendebianshang,qihuhudeshuo。
“nipale?”xiaojunyeyidaolezheibian,qijibaihuaidewendao。
“qie,xiaozi,nizailianjiwannianzaigenyeyewoshuozheihuahaichabuduo,wobudale,shiyinweizheixiaozibuzhidaoshuolexieshenme,meinvmendoubukanyingmingshenwudewole,douweizhezheixiaozile,wohaidagepia,biaoyandoumeirenkan!”
“……”所有的人。
guailaotouyanjingturanguangmangdasheng,zhenggerenweizhelengfengzhuanlaizhuanqu,kouzhonghaibutingdenannanziyu,lengfengbeikandeshimaomaode,buyouzizhudekaikouwendao:“laoyeye,nizenmele?zheiyangkanzhewo,tingherende。”
“heihei,xiaozi,wokeshibeizheixiexiaozimenzunchengweichuangshishenderen,nijiaooulaoyeyeouxinlibushuangla,zheiyangba,wochidiankua,yunxunijiaowoyeyeba。”laotouzeixixidexiaodao。
“……”zhongrenjieshiwuyuzhong。
lengfengxinlidajiao:nainaide,jintianzhenshiwuguangshise,wojiandaolequanshijiezuidadebossle,erqietahaijiaohantayeye,nanbuchengzhenshiqingchangshiyi,renshengdeyi,e,buguo,jiaohaishibujiao,zheishiyigewenti。
laotouyijianzhongrenjiemoranbuyu,baibaidemeimaoyijian,guaijiaodao:“nimenzheishishenmeyisi?yigeyigebushuohua,xiangbianchengyiqunchenmodegaoyang?laotouwodangtadeyeyehaibugouge?”
lengfengbenlaijiushigexinggeshanliangderen,yitinglaotouzheihua,dunshijuedexinliyoudianguobuqu,erqiezaixiangxiangtabenjiushidimeideyeye,zijijiushijiaotayeyeyeshihelide,yushiqingqingdeshuodao:“yeye,nikannihusiluanxiangshenme,xianwomeijiao,zhishiyinweinituranzheimeyishuo,wotaigaoxingle!”
“hahaha,jiushima,xiangwozheimeyingjunxiaosa、shanliangkeaidelaorenjia,shougesunzizenmehuizheimenan?ha,xiaozi,woshikannishunyan。”
“selaotou!wogekeshilaoshiren,nikebiebatajiaohuaile。”
“sunzi?sunzi?yumenzhong,zenmetingzheimenlaorenjiashuohuabieniu。”lengfengzhanzaiyibianyumendexiangdao。
laotoucishijuranyebuhexiaojundouzuile,zhishixiaoxixideyoukaishiweizhelengfengzhuanlaizhuanqu。
xiaojunturanxiangshixiangdaoleshenme,dajiaodao:“laotou,nixiangzuoshenme?nibuhuixiangrangdageshizhechuancheng,buxingde!dagehaimeikaishixiushen,chuanchengzhiguangtashoubulede!”bianshuobianxianglaotouhuixiangyiquan。pangbiandezhongnvyeshiyigegeyilianjiaojidemoyang。
laotouyihuishou,yigejinhuangsedefangzhaobatahelengfengdouquanzailelimian,kanzhezhengxiangwenshenmedelengfengxixiyixiao,turan,lengfengkanjianconglaotoudemeixinpiaochuyigejinhuangsedeguangdian,manmandexiangtakaojin,ranhoumeixinyire,lengfengdungandashibumiao,xiangyaotaozou,quefaxianshentiyijingbunengdongdan。zaiyikan,zhouweidejinhuangseyijingxiaoshi。
“yeye,nizenmebuhedajiashangliangyixiajiubachuanchengzhiguangjidageshiyanle?shangciyeshi,nijixiaojunshiyan,xiaojunzhengzhengtonglesantian,danxiaojundeshentihejingshenneishihoukedoushiyijingdaoshenjierjile,kedageshigeputongrena,erqiehaishigelinghunti,zhenyaoshiyougewanyi,woyihouzenmemianduixiaojun。”huangyinvziyijingjidekuaiyaokuchulaile,gengyandeshuozhe。
cishixiaojunyijinggubushanghelaotoushuohua,liangyanjinjindedingzhelengfeng,lianggequantouwodejinjinde,yijingjinzhangdaolejidian。
laotouhahayixiao,zoudaobunengdongdandelengfengbianshang,dandandexiaodao:“xiaozi,wokanhaonie,nuli,wozixikanguoni,woxiangxinninengjieshouwodechuanchengzhili。”
shuoba,laotouzoudaoxiaojunhezhongnvbianshang,lanlandezuodaoleyizishang,kanzhedajiajiaojidewangzhetademoyang,laolianyihong,youdianbuhaoyisideshuo:“nimenbiezheiyangkanzheoula,renjiabuhaoyiside!”
众人:“……”
“haola,haola,xiaojunniyezuoxia,biexiangyaochirensidedingzhenidagekan,wogujizheicibaifenzhiwushinengchenggongdeshuo,wokanguonige,shijiushitongnanye,erqieyiqianshishidoushixinhuaishanliangzhiren,suojidegongdebushao,erqieyinweishijiushitongnan,suoyiyuanyangfeichangdejingchun,jiusuanchuanchengbuchenggong,zuiduotongyitong,buhuiyoushide,nidangwoweilaobuzun,zuoshimeifencun!”
zhongnvhuxiangduiwangleyiyan,xinliqishuashuadexiang:nijiushiweilaobuzun,zuoshimeifencun!
“haiyoue,wozaichuanchengzhiguangzhongjiaruleyidiandianwoyouliangdexinggeyinsu,haha,ruguochuanchengchenggong,nidagezheilaoshi、gubandegexingjiuhuidedaogaishan,e,nijiangyouyigezhanxin、youxiudedagele,haha。”
老头大笑着说道。
“tiana,laotounidexingge,woyun,woyaohenijuedou,bawodedagehaijiwo!”cishidexiaojunyijingchedibaozoule,zhizhidexianglaotoupuleguoqu。
“di,womeishi,nibielaoheyeyedajiale。”lengfengyikanyouyaodadachushoule,ganjuezijibingmeiyoubushufudeganjue,lianmangkaikouzuzhidao。
“gege,nimeishi,zhenshitaihaole!”
“xiaozi,nixianzaishenmeganjue?”yibiandelaotouyeyigailanlandeyangzi,jinzhangdecoudaolengfengbianshangjiaojidewendao。
“wo?woganjuehaibucuo,youyizhongnuannuandeganjue,erqiehaoxiangshentiliyouyizhongshuobuchudeliliangzaishengzhang,suiranhenweixiao,danquerangwoganjuehenshufu!”lengfengxiaozhehuidadao,buguo,buzhishifoushicuojue,zheixiaozenmeyoudianlanlande、satuodeweidao。
“haha,chenggongle,chenggongle,juranchenggongle,wozhaolesishisigeren,zhongyuchenggongle,ruogannianhouwozhongyukeyibuzuochuangshishenzheiguichashile,keyidaochuxiaoyaole!”
zhongrenjiewuyu,qizhongjiushulengfengzuiyumen,yuanlailaotoujiwochuanchengzhenshiyidianbawodoumei,yaobuchenglezhihougaoxingchengzheiyang,erqiewohaishidi44ge,yumen,jigejilidiandeshuzibuchengna……