第六章 再也不看电视了

pangbianjingguodexiangmin,shibuguanjideshuozhexianyanxianyu。

danbeichuyuyigeyanshendengguoqu,yeshihedekankanbilezui。benlaijiubuguantamendeshi,sheiyebuyuanyiwugubeijihena。

“made,zheimebuguai,rangnijiashiweinihao,haigaodewoyishendeni。”chuyudedagechusanfengditoukanlekanshenshangdehenji,qidedamayisheng。

chuyudedasaokemeineimehaodepiqi,congdishangpaqi,jiushiduizhechuyuhounaopapadejibazhangpaishangqu,zuilimamalielie,“rangnibulaoshi,rangnibulaoshi……”

“aiai,saozi,biedabieda,dahuailesheipeijiwoa!”wudalangxintengdeganjinlanxia,haoburongyidedaogexifu,takeburongxubierenshanghaita。

bierenkanlewudalangzheiban,buyouyoushishuodao,“wulangzheibantengaixifuer,yezhenshichuyudefuqile。”

youqiaoleyiyanmanlianbuganxindechuyu,quandao,“nikankannifujunduiniduohao,nijiuanxindegentahuijiaguoriziba,dengshenglegedapangerzi,zheixiaorizikebujiumeile。”

chuyutaitou,dengzheneiduozuiderendamadao,“meinigetou,yaojianijia,zheiyangderen,wokanbushang!”

qianshidechuyunianqingqingjiushenweiduojialiansuodiandelaoban,duizishenyaoqiushihengaode,shichangchurumeirongchangsuobaoyangyizhangpiaoliangdeliandan,pingriyeyouzuozuoyujiahuozhetiaogewulaiweichiyoumeideshenzi。

tawulunxiangmaohuozheqizhi,doushishangshangceng,zhuitadenanrenruguoguojiangzhiji,qizhongbufadagongsizongcaiheyulequandanghongyanyuan,dantayigedoukanbushang,gengbieshuozheigezhishixinteng“xifu”dewudalangle。

“zheizuineimediao,jiugaihaohaojiaoxunyidun。”beichuyudingzhuanghuiqudeshigesishihaojideguafu,tadeerzidouyiranqulexifushenglesunzi。xianzaibeichuyumashuorangtajiajiwudalang,budebatayizhangliandouqihei,haizhenshihaoxinmeihaobao!

shuaizheshou,tajiukangzhechutoudaotianliganhuoqule。

chuyudesaoziyoulaiqile,shenshouzaicizhongzhongpaileyixiachuyudenaodai,wudalangyouyicizuohaorenjilanxia。

“niangzi,wohuihaohaotengnide,niyaoguaiguai。”wudalangyiwei,taduichuyugouhaodele,chuyuyingdangyousuodongrongcaidui,dangxiabatadangzuohaiziyiyanghongleqilai。

xiaoduantuidunxia,xiaoduanshoushenchuzaichuyudelianshangbalayixia,ailiandibokaizhedangtayanjingdeneiyilvwufa。

chuyuyiniutou,zhangzuijiuzaitadeshoushanghenhenyaoleyikou,tengdetafachuyishengcanjuerenhuandedajiao,“a——”

楚玉被关起来了。

tadesaozilushifangyanle,sanrihoujiajishaobingwudalang。

chuyuqidexiangmaren,naihetadagehesaozilaihende,batadezuiyongyikuailanbudushang,shoujiaoyebeiyiquanquanmashengkundeyanshi。

tamenshuo,budaoneitianbuhuijitajiekaishengzi,zheiyedaibiaochuyumeijihuitaotuo。

chuyuxinfandexiang,zijiyaozhenjiajiwudalang,shuobudingnatian,tahuigenshuihuchuanxiedeneiyang,jiwudalangweidu!

yeshidaolecishi,tazongsuanlijieneipanjinliandexinqing,bushipanjinlianxiangyaomouhairenxingming,ershiqingfeideyi!

chuyuchulemannaozixiangbanfaruhetaoliwai,tayechangshixuduoshi,biruyongshiqiangdebianbianjiaojiaoqieshengzi,danshitaxingkudemangliuleyitian,mashengjiushimeirenhedongjing。

taqidemaleyisheng,“madan,dianshilidedoushipianrende,zaiyebukandianshile!”