huangmaozitianletianzuichun，youxieyiyouweijin。
jigehuangmaoziyiyangcileyikoukoushui，congmenyafenglijichulaide，zheizhonghenchaoliudeyouhenxiyindazhongyanguangdetukoushuihenxiyinren。
haobukeqideshuo，nikeyiburantoufa，keyibugaoxieliuhai，keyishizhengrenjunzi，dannizhiyaohuitukoushuiwomenjiushihaoxiongdi，zheishixiongdizhijianbixuyaogaiyoudechuantong。
buhuicongmenyafengtukoushuide，yidurenweishixiadengma，huitukoushuide，shishangdengma，huitukoushuiyouhuizhuangchade，shijipinma。
“heiheihei，dageyanguangzhenhao，pinggougedeshuaiqi，jinwanqujiudiandoukeneng，womenhainenggenzaihoumianhediantang。”
“woyeshizheimerenweide，zaiyunchengyoueryuanzheiyiduan，sheitamaganzhaorewomen，sheizhaorejiuzhaosi，tianwanglaozilailedoudebeibapi。”
“xiaoniangpi，haibukuaidiangengougequjiudian，gougekanshangnineishiniderongxing，buzhidaoyouduoshaonvdexianghegougehao，haohaobiaoxianshuobudingyihoujiushidasao。”
huangmaozimendingzhezhengziyidexiongfuhejiaokan，yibiancikoushuiyibianyinxiao。
zhengziyidushuconglaidoubuqingchubalingzheigeci，yemeiyoutihuiguo，diyigemianduishehuilajijingyouxieshouzuwucuo，hededengdenghoutuiliangbu。
yiqiandouyoubaoansuishizaishenbian，kejintianmeiyou，yishanglaijiuyaolataqujiudian，xingyanlizangbuzhudehaipa。
“nimenzaibuzou，wobaojingle，daoshihounimendouyaojinquzuolao。”zhengziyiyibiantui，yibianjinggao。
quebuliaoneijiaozuohuangmaodegougeyibalazhuzhengziyidexiaoshou，ningxiaodao：“wojiuxihuannizheizhongxihuanfanghenhuade，wojiujiushiyunchengdefujuzhang，nizhidaowoweishenmejiaogougema，neishiyinweiwoshangtouyouren，youeryuanfujinneishiwoguanxiadedifang。”
“nikankanzhouweiyousheiyuanyilaibangni，jintiannishitaobuchuwodeshouzhangxinle。”
tingdaoyourenweixieziji，gougedediyifanyingjingranshishuang，tongshihaiyouxiefennu，benlaidasuanbashoushenjindiaodailixiangshouyifanhoujiuzou，xianzaishibuxingle。
jingchangzaizheiyidaihuodong，gougeyijingchengweilesuoweide‘kangba’。
“fang····fangshou。”zhengziyiqingchedexingyanli，yijingyouleizhuzaidagun，beiyangjunzhuiweidetong，jiashangwuzhudekunjing，ganjuerenshengdouhuianxuduo。
“好啊。”
huangmaozidingzhemeinv，niyuekongju，woyueshixingfen，yibasongkaizhengziyideshou，xiaoguniangxipinenrouyixiazijiushuaizailedishang。
huangmaoziyouwozhu，jigehuangmaozifachuhahahahadexiaosheng。
“姐！”
“nimenfangkaiwojie！！！”
zheishi，ganggangcongshangdianchulaidezhengdoudouheyangjunpaolai，xiaojiahuofaxianjiejiebeiqifu，fachuyinbogongji。
zhengdoudoulianlingshidoubuyaole，liangzhixiaoduantuixiangxiaomadayiyangfeiben。
gougetaitouyikan，shigexiaopihai，cileyikoukoushui，jiuyaoyijiaochuaikai，danwutadehaoshi。
“xiaozi，nishibushibuxianghunle。”
buliao，yizhishouqiaoranwozhutadejianbang。
gougehunshendouqileyicengjipigeda，xiayishizhuanshen，gengyandao：“zhuangshennonggui，nizhidaowojiujiushisheima？”
“wobuzhidaonijiujiushishei，dantianwanglaozijintianlailedoujiubuleni！”
turan，yangjunliezuiqingxiao，zuijiaodoukuailieerduogen，baozhugougedebozi，mengdiyitaitui，dupixiangshibeirenchuaileyijiao，kushuicongzuilipenchu。
狗哥捂着肚子打滚。
zhengziyibameimeilouzaihuaili，wuzhuyanjing，burangtakanjianzheiyimu。
“zhidaoa，bujiushiyunchengdefujuzhang，buzhidaohaiyiweinidieshishizhang。”yangjunlengxiao，yijiaotizaiergoudexiongdishang。
“nitamajiwodengzhe，nimenkanzhegansha？dongshou！”
ergoutengdeaoaojiao，diyicibanchushangtouderenhaichilegebie。
lingwaijigehuangmaokanjiandagebeida，zheinengren？
dangranbunengren，dagejintianbeidale，tamendeliandoumeile，cichoububaofeixiaoren，tamenfenfencongmenyafenglicichuyikoukoushui，jiuyaoquanbuxiangyangjunpuqu。
nandaoyihuorenhaipayigeren。
buliaoyangjunxiayishiyigedongzuorangtamenlenghanzhimao，zhijianzheiebashenshoumolemoyaojian，hedehuangmaoziyanshenjingju。
“我刀呢？”
yangjunmolaimoqu，zuihoumochuyigeqianbao，congqianbaolichouchushijizhangruanmeibi，henhenshanzaijigexiaodilianshang。
xiaodimentingdaodao，shoulidongzuomingxianjiangying。
“zheishilaozidenvren，nazheqiangundandong？”yangjuncuidao。
xiaodimenjianqidishangderuanmeibi，zhuangzuoburenshidezoukai，fangfozheigewaihaojiaogougederenhetamenburenshi。
meiyouqian，sheitamarenshinia！
laoziyoubushinixiongdi，pinshenmeming。
jianghujiushiruci，xiongdiqingyejiushiruci。
ergouaoaojiaodetongshi，kanzhexiongdimenlizijiyuanqu，bujingengjiafahuangle。
yangjunyibianhaqi，huanhuanxiangergouzizoulai，ningqiduifangyixiu，jiushiyidunduda。
“知道错了没有？”
“啊！”
“youhe，nihaixihuanjiao，neijiushihaibugoushuang。”
“wocuole，wocuole，wobugaizhaorenide。”
“daoqianyouyongdehua，haiyaoquantouzuoshenme。”
“啊····！”
zheicanjiaoshengyizhichixulehaoyihui，yangjuncaimanmancongxiangzilizouchulai，shuangshoubeizaishenhou，xinxiangyedaoworenqianxianshengle。
yiqiankanxuanhuanxiaoshuo，zhujiaozongshizaizuihoudengchang。
rujinzijizhengzhieba，yesuandeshangzuolejianhaoshi，jiushijiergouziliuxiabukemomiedejiyi。
kaiwanxiao，takeshilianguode，jiusuanzhihuijizhao，yibanrenyedangbuzhu。
congxiaogenzhelaobaganhuo，liqikebubiyibanrenxiao，duchuzhongneihuijiuhebaoanlianguo。
zhengziyikanzheshuxiderenying，wendao：“nihuibuhuibatadajinyiyuanle，ruguoyouxuyaoyidingyaodawodianhua。”
benlaixiangshuo，wojialiyouren，zhengziyiyouyanlehuiqu。
“muqianshangshiwending。”yangjunhuidao：“laoyanghuichulihaode。”
“那就好。”
zhengziyisonglekouqi，tongshifangxiawuzhumeimeiyanjingdeshou，doudouyebunao，fangfogangcaideshiqinghetameishenmeguanxi，yibabaozhucongshangdiandabaohaodelingshi。
“jie，nikuaikan，jiefujidoudoumailehaoduolingshi，doushibamaburangchide，wojiuyaochi，wohaiyaochizaimianqianjitamenkan。”zhengdoudouangqinaodai，bangjiefushuohua。
tingdaozheihua，zhengziyiyebujinlianjiafanhong，xingyanlimanshiganji，tongshiduoleyixieqidai。
fangfogangcaikanjiande，bushineigezhuiweidehoulianpinianqingren，ershiyigedingtianlididebaozangnanhai。
“yitiantian，jiuzhidaochi。”zhengziyishenshouchuolechuomeimeidenaogua，bangmeimeitiqilingshi，haitingchende。
姐夫···的爱？
jingguozheigexiaochaqu，zhengziyiyijingzaianandaliangyangjunle，zheigemingzilidaizhezhongeryouhoulianpidexiaozi。
riluozongshilaidehenkuai，zhengziyiyaodaimeimeihuijia，zheiyicijiaolejialidesiji，yujianpizijitaliuxiashenkedeyinxiang。
liangrenzaigongjiaochezhanpanghuishougaobie，gongjiaozhanpaihaiyouyixingzi。
“wozaiyunchenghenxiangni！”
suiranshidaguanggao，danhenduonianqingrendouhenxihuanlaizheilidenggongjiao。
xiyanghenmei，yangjundemuguangtingliuzaineigenvhailianshangdexiaorong，xiaodehenshifazineixin，libieshizhengziyiduitashuo：“wojiazaishizhongxin。”
yangjunyilianchayi：“wojiajiuzaishizhongxingebi，kewobuxingwang。”
“nijialishibushiyouniuhaiyouma？”zhengziyiwen。
“nizenmenengmarenni！”
chelianghuanhuanxingshiyuanqu，yangjunkandehenqingchu，neishiyiliangbinli，zhiyushenmexi，tazhinengshuozijishigetugou，meijianguohaoche。
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