第5章 怎么捅?

yintianceshuodao:“shenme?gueryuan?”

duanmulinshuodao:“shia!gueryuan!

yintiance:“wo……zhei……nannanshiguer?”

duanmulin:“shia,nannanyichushengjiubeirengzailenanzhougueryuan,shengfushengmuyizhichabudao!”

这……

nannanjuranbushibairuyuqinshengde?

neijiushishuobingmeiyoubiedenanrenjibairuyuboguozhong?

哈哈哈哈哈!

yintiancexinqingshunjianyouyizhongyaofeiqilaideganjue,shenzhihairenbuzhucuoleyixiashou。

“chachutalaizigueryuan,weishenmebujishihuibao!”yintiancelengzhelian。

chenerpangshuodao:“duanmulin,kuaihuibaojutiqingkuang,biezongshishuobanjiehua,zhangguanhuicuside!”

“a?zhangguanyounaogengxianzhaole?”duanmulinyilianmengbi。

yintiance:“ke……jiaonihuibaojutiqingkuang!”

duanmulinshuodao:“ee,shiqingshizheiyangde。sannianqian,nannancai3geyue。”

“yigejiaobairuyudeguafulaidaogueryuan,zhaodaoyuanzhang,shuoxianglingyangyigeguerzuohaizi,yihoujitayanglaosongzhong。”

“suoyizheigejiaonannandenvhaizijiubeibairuyuzheigeguafubaozoule。”

“duile,zheigeguafujushuozhangdetebieshuiling,fubai,yaoxi,dingda。”

“zhangguan,womenzhinengchadaozheimeduo,shizaichabuchuzheihaizishisheishengde!”

“zhangguan,woxiangninzuojiantao,womenqingbaobudeyewushuipingtaichale!”

duanmulinshuowan,he6mingshuxiayiqicankuididixiatou,tamenzaidengdaizhezhanshenpitougailiandekuangma!shenzhiqiangbi!

然而,战神很安静!

zhanshendelianshang,kanbuchurenhexinuaile,zhanzaineiyijuhuayebushuo!

端木琳吓坏了!

zhei……zheijiushibaofengyuqiandepingjingma?

duanmulinshuodao:“zhangguan,nibawocongwudatianwanglichumingba,wobupeizuoqingbao。”

尹天策依然没说话。

端木琳更加害怕!

guolexujiu,yintiancecairoushengshuodao:“nikan,nimenmanghuoleyizhengtian,rechadoumeiheyikoua,erpang,paocha。”

“meichabei,yemeichaye。”chenerpangshenzhenaodai。

yintiancewenroudishuodao:“tianpinyouma?nvhaizidouaichitianpin。”

duanmulinheliugenvqingbaobuzhanghehuaile!

womenzheiweiyitiexuezhuchengdezhanshenzenmele?

tazheixienianlai,zongshilengbingbingde,chenmoguayan,zhiyousharendeshihoucaihuibiandewenroua!

nandao……nandaotaxiangfeilewomen?

qigenvqingbaogaoguanlenghanlianlian,ganjuehoubeidoushile!

“zhiyoukaohongshu。”chenerpangshuodao。

“neinachulaia!lengzheganshenme,douzuo,biezheimejujin!”

yushi,qimingnvqingbaoguan,chuanzhebitingjiangjunfuweizaihuolubian,jujindiniezheshoulidehongshule,jibuganchi,yebuganfangxia。

qigenvqingbaoguanjihubugantaiyanzhishiyintiancele。

zheiweizhanshen,xinuwuchang,yinqingbuding!

zaizhanzhengniandai,tarangdirenwenfengsangdan!

zaihepingniandai,gengtamanengrangzijirenwenfengsangdan!

xiangtahuibaoyicigongzuo,yourujinyicidiyu……

raner,cishideyintiance,queshimanmianchunfeng。

“nimenshuo,yigeqiaoguafu,tahaohaodeweishenmeyaoqushouyangyigeguer?tantannimendekanfa,changsuoyuyan,buyongjujin。”

duanmulinhezhuweinvqingbaoguanmeigandaqiang!

womenzheiweixianhedezhanshen,weishenmewuyuanwugufenxiyigeguafu?

这太不正常了!

言多必失!

沉默是金!

“wojiaonimenshuohua!”yintianceshengyinbiandeyinlengleqilai!

zhongyu,yimingnvqingbaoguanguzuyongqi,xiaoxinyiyidishuodao:“huoxuzheigeguerjiushineigebaiguafushengde,baiguafuxianjirengle,houlaiyoujuedebuluoren,youjilinghuilaile。”

噗嗤——

zuozaiyibiandechenerpangrenbuzhuxiaoleqilai!

yintiancedemianbujiroumingxianyiduosuo!

yintiancekanzheneiweifayandenvqingbaoguan,shengyinshunjianyounuanbianbingliang:“nineihongshubiechile!”

duanmulinheqitanvqingbaoguandoukanxianglezheigenvqingbaoguan,xinxiang,guoranshiyanduobishia!

zheinvqingbaoguanhedezhanleqilai,zhanshengdao:“zhangguan,wo……wocuole。”

chenerpangtanlekouqi,shuodao:“zheigeshiqingqishihenjiandan,wolaishuliyixiaba。”

“zheigejiaobairuyudeguafusilenanren,tatebiesiniantasiqudenanren,suoyitalizhizhongshenbuzaijia。”

“danshirenlaolezongdeyourenyanglaosongzhongba?suoyitaningyuanshouyanggegueryanglao,yebuyuanyibeipantaneisiguizhangfuzhongxinzhaorenzaijia!”

“zheishiyigeqinvzi,zhidesuoyourenjingpei。”

“zheiyecongcemianfanyingchutaneisiguizhangfushiduomedeyouxiu!”

“你们说呢?”

chenerpangxieyankanxiangleyintiance。

“chi——”yintiancedunzainei,shuangshouchazaixiulongli,juranxiaole。

dunshi,quanchangsuoyourendoujingdaile。

genleyintiancezheimeduonian,conglaimeijianguozheigegaolengmiantanlianzhangguanxiaoguoa!

这是日了鬼了吗?

yintiancesihuxinqingtebiehao,shuodao:“nimenqingbaobudoushijingying,wodi、cisha、pohuai、shentou,yangyangwudi。”

“danweishenmenimendezhiweijiushengbushangqu?weishenmerenjiachenerpangjiunengshengdaozhongjiang?”

“neishiyinweirenjiachenerpangkanwentigengtouche!”

“xingle,nimendouhuiquba,zheitianyekuailiangle,wodejita……wodeweizhule。”

yintianceshuowan,guorannaqizhushipenkaishihemikangduizhushile。

qigenvqingbaoguanyouyicijingdaile。

wenmingtianxiadezhanshen,juranweizhu?

nandaowomendezhanshenjingshencuoluanle?

chenerpangzhanleqilai,duiqigenvqingbaoguanshuodao:“nimendouhuizhanquba,nannanzheigeshidaocijieshule。zhangguanzaizheilideyiqiedoubuyaoduiwaijiang,miandesunlezhangguandeguanghuixingxiang。”

“是!”

qigenvqingbaoguanyiyanlikai,dengshangzhishengjizoule。

chenerpangzeshilanzhulezhengzaiweizhudeyintiance,shuodao:“zhangguan,biezhuomojiguafuweizhule。nikannineijitouzhubeinijiweide,yuelaiyueshou,zaijiweichenghouzile。”

yintiancedengleyiyanchenerpang,jixuweizhu。

chenerpangshuodao:“zhangguan,paoniuzheizhongshi,dewangniudexinwozilitong,tongdaotayubabuneng**,taziranxihuanni!”

yintiance:“zenmetongta?”