lubianderenkandaozheiyimu，ganjueshifenyouqu，doukaishizaizhangyufupangbianweiguan。
zhanzaidalongsimenkoudeheshangmenhendeyayangyang，kanzhedabadabadexianghuoqiantingzailemenkou。
dangchuyebuzhidaoshinayirennaotanzhuchishuofojiayaoshenaishiren，buyinggaiboduotamenzaisimiaomenkoumoushengdequanli。
yushiqianshuleyigexieyi，basimiaozhouweidoufangkai，yunxurenbaitan。
ruozhiyezaizheixieheshangdangzhong，dantaheqitaheshangbutong，yanzhongmanshijingwei。
huishifeijianshuderen，nengshiputongrenma？
zhangyufudetanziqian，yigenianqing**congrenqunzhongzouchu，zuozailezhangyufudemianqian。
“dashi，jiushiwolaoshihuaibushanghaizi，quyiyuanjianchaleyeshuoshentimeiwenti，zaisiyuanduociqiuziyebuguanyong，minjiandetufaziyedoushile，quandoubuguanyong，dashiyoushenmebanfama？”
zhangyufumeitouyizhou，zheihaishigeyinanzazheng？
【yezihan，jiehunsannianhelaogongxiangjingrubin，zhijieguowen，congweishenrujiaoliu，yizhihuaibushanghaizi，yiweishizijishentichulewenti】
【jiejuebanfa：rangtahetalaogongdongfang】
zhangyufumeitoutiaoqi，zheibushigeyinanzazheng，zheishigeqipaa！
“pindaoqiazhiyisuan，nishijiaozihanba？”zhangyufuxiaodao。
zihan，zheigemingzizaizheigeniandaiyoumarendexianyileyijing，bidangchuderuhuahecuihuayebuhuangduorang。
“zihan？womeitingcuoba。”
“laoshi，weishenmewomenjiazihanbunenghuaiyun？”
“laoshi，womenjiazihandeni？”
“呸，骂的真脏。”
“…………”
yezihandiantoudao：“dashinishishenrenna，zheidouzhidao。”
“zihanna，nijiehunzheimeduonian，jiumeiyouhenilaogongxingzhougongzhishima？”zhangyufuyuzhongxinzhangdewendao。
tingdaozheijuhuadeyezihanlianyixiazijiuhongleqilai。
“dashishuoshenmeni，wogenwolaogongdoushihenzunzhongbicide，zenmehuizuoneixieshiqingni？”yezihannanyandao。
zhangyufuyeshiyouxiewuyule。
jianguofuqibuhede，meijianguofuqibushude！
niliantadeshentidoubawobuzhu，jiuxiangbawotadexinle？
“zihanna，niyaobushangwangsousoushenghaizidebiyaotiaojianshishenme。”zhangyufuwuzhelianshuodao。
yezihandakaishouji，ranhoudiankailiulanqidalebantianzicaikaishisousuo。
“zihanna，womaomeiwenyiju，nidexuelishi……dangran，nikeyibuhuida。”zhangyufuqingshengdao。
yezihandaoyemeishenmebuhaoyiside，tadadafangfangdeshuodao：“woxiaoxuemeibiye，dangchuernianjijiuchuoxuele，wohewolaogongqingmeizhuma，tashuotaxueyeyouchengjiulaiquwo，xianzaitazaiyijiadagongsidangjishurenyuan，yelvxingledangchudechengnuo。”
zheinanshengjuranrucideguqi，yerucidezhongnuo，hehuabenxiaoshuoyoushenmequbie？
tuotuodedengwojinbangtiming，xunishilihongzhuanga。
zheiyaoshifangzaidianshijuli，biaopeidedananzhu，wushunvrenxiangyaowangshangtiequequanbeitajuzhimenwai，yinweitaxinzhongzhiyouyireneryi。
danzhangyufuzhibojianderenkebuzheimexiang，tamendenaohaidangzhongquanshiqitazhongdian。
完璧之身的**！
laogongshigeligongnan，haijingchangbuzaijia！
zheilianggexinxishunjianbeiwangyoubawozhu，tamenkaishizaidanmushangfengkuangshuchu。
“zhubo，woyouyigepengyouxiangyaozheiweimeili**dedianhua。”
“zhubonizhidaode，woconglaibuqiushei。”
“zhubo，caocaosuiransile，danshicaozeishiyizhongjingshen，ninengdongwodeduiba？”
“wokannimenjiushichanrenjiadeshenzi……woyechan。”
“woguanzhuboyeshifengyunyoucun。”
“loushangpohuaiduixing，chachuqu！”
“…………”
gezhongcaozeiyanlunzaidanmumantianfei，renrendouxiangdedaozheiweimeiyan**delianxifangshi。
yezihanyongtakuifadezhishizaiwangshangsousuozheguanyuhuaiyundezhishi。
zaijiannandedudongbaidubaikezhongdeneixiezideyisizhihou，tadelianshangfeishangleliangmohongyun。
“dashi，wo……wozhidaole。”yezihanzhizhiwuwudeshuodao。
“wozheibianzhichivzhuanzhangheshuaka，xianjin，yigongwubaiyuan。”zhangyufuqingshengdao。
yezihanzaisaoleyixiazhangyufudeshoukuanmahoufeikuaidetaolilexianchang。
丢死人了！
“vshoukuandaozhang500yuan。”
shoujitishishengyinxiangqi，youshiwubaikuaiqiandaozhang。
“woqu，zhubozheixiewoyehuia，suisuibianbianjiushiwubaikuaijinzhang，zheibiqianghaiyaokuaia。”
“mingtianwojiuquzuozhibo，xiongdimendengwohaoxiaoxi。”
“niquba，yiquyigebuzhisheng。”
“…………”
zhangyufuqingqingsongsongdewubaikuaidaozhang，rangyizhonggangcaihaijiyu**yanzhidelaosepeishunjianyanhongdeyaoming。
zhangyufukanzhezhibojianliderentongxinjishoudehuayu，qingshengkaijiedao：“xiongdimena，suanmingzheidongxiba，chuletianfenzhiwai，nihaideyoudianyunqihewaiguaduibudui？”
“nikanjiubiruwo，woshenpizisetianshipaodoumeibeitiandaleipi，zheihaibunengshuomingwentima？”zhangyufujiqiqiandadeshuozhe。
zhouweiweiguanderenyeshiyuelaiyueduo，quanranwangqueletamenxiangyaojinmiaoshaoxiangdeshiqing。
duiyuhuaxiarenlaishuo，qiuxianbaifowufeijiushiweilelingyan。
xianzaizhangyufuneimelingyandeyigerenyijingbaizaitamenmianqianle，hebihaiqujinmiaobaineijizunnixiangni？
yushirenmenfenfentingzailezhangyufudetanziqian，zaiyebuyuanyiqianjinyibu。
simiaolimiandexiaoheshangchedidexinsuile！
tamendegongzi，tamendefenhong，quandoutingzailemenwai，jiuzaineikewangerbukejideershimikaiwai。
zheishihouyouyouyigedashuzuolexialai。
“dashi，wocanjiagaokaoyijingsanshinianle，shenmeyangdekaojuanwodoujianguo，weishenmewoshizhongbunengyuanwodeqingbeimengni？”neidashuaishengtanqideshuodao。
【zhangtiande，canjiagaokaosanshinian，lvzhanlvbai，lvbailvzhan，zuigaodeyicishichayifendadaobenshengdeyibenxian，yizhimengxiangjinruqingbei】
【解决办法：放弃】
zhangyufunaozhetoukanzheyanqiandedashu，zheihaizhenshigejianchibuxiede。
juranjianchigaokaolesanshinian！
niyaoshuotacaiba，takaolezhengzhengsanshinian，wenlikedekaojuantadoukeyijinifenxidetoutoushidao。
niyaoshuotalihaiba，takaolezhengzhengsanshinian，yicizhongbenxiandoumeiyouguo。
zhangyufuheleyikoushuizhihoukanxiangzhangtiande，yanshendangzhongmanshifuza。
“dashu，shishangwunanshi，zhiyaokenfangqi，tuiyibuhaikuotiankonga，ninnianjinliuxun，haiyoudahaoheshandengzheninqukanni！”