第1章

zuoweiyigeshanhesishengdepinqiongxuebagaozhongsheng,wozuidademengxiangjiushikaoshangqingbeizaikaogong,zuihaozaijingshiluogehukou。

kewofenbugou!bugoua!

womeitianxuexixuedaojingshenhuanghu,toudingbantu。

gaosanyimoshi,tiandadehaoxiaoxizazhongwo,wojuranshijingshisujiabeibaocuodezhenqianjin。

wosijideyanzhonghuanfaxiwang。

huishougenmanlianjidudetongxuemengaobie,keliandexiaokuwamen,woyaoqujingshigaokaola!

guimidanxinwo:“xiaoshuolihaomenfumudouhuiwutiaojianzhichijiaqianjinde,nixiaoxindian。”

“anlaanla,wozhishituhukou,tamenbuhao,gaokaowanwojiuhuilaila。”

bijingnainaihaizaideshihou,jiuxiwangwonengchengcai。

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wochuanzheyiqianxuexiaofadexiaofu,beizhepojiufanhuangdefanbubao,kaijiaodexieyujinbihuihuangdeketinggegeburu。

yongrenbawodaidaoketing,qingwodengyihui。

loushangchuanlaiyizhenpilipaladexiangsheng,haibansuizheyigenvhaixiesidilidejianjiao。

jigerenyirenyijudeanfuta,wotingyincairen。

“zhiyi,bupa,tabibuguonide,nikeshimamayangleshiqiniandenver。”zheishisumu。

“linsiwangruguoduinihao,womenjiuyangzheta,ruguoduinibuhao,chengnianhouganchuqujiushile。”yinggaishisuerge,shengyintingaode。

“guai,bunengshuaxiaoxingzile,bierangwairenkanxiaohua。”sudage,lengmonandiyin。

wojingjingdetingzhe,ei,zheijiushichuanshuozhongdexiamaweima?

我有点泄气。

weilerenqin,wodoukuailiangtianmeixuexile,zuoweiyigegaosansheng,zheishiduoluodekaishi。

tamenyinggaihaideliaoyihui,womomonachuwuniangaokaosannianmonikaishishuati。

tiankongzuihouyitinandewozhuaernaosai,caogaozhikuaixiemanle,yigeshengyindaduanwosilu,“womenmangwanle,keyiliaoliaole。”

“denghuier,kuaichulaile。”wolingguangyishan,zhuazhuleshenme。

“wei,nizhuangshenme?xiangligexuexihaoderenshema...”suergeshangqianzhuawojuanzi。

wonabichoutayixia,“qikai,bizui。”haofan,xiebuchulaile。

苏二哥痛呼一声。

woshouqijuanzi,kandaoyiqunrenliansebutaihao。

sumuyouyuzheshuo:“siwang,xiacibuyaozaiketingxuexile,zheilizhuoziaibufangbian,kuangqiedajiadouhaidengzhenini...”

wolimaodaoqian:“baoqian,woyiweinimenhaiyaoliaoyihui,jiashangwohaimeifangjian,jiuzaizheixiele。”

sumulengleyixia,youxiebujiedekanxiangdage。

dagexinxudexunchiguanjia:“wangyi,**lailebuzhidaoshuoyishengma?”

wangyipielesuzhiyiyiyan,“wodecuo,woqiaozheloushanghaizaimangjiumeijiao。”

suzhiyihaipadesuolesuo,sumubaojintaqinghong。

wowunai,haodiliedeyanji,haomenduanweizheimedi?

是在敲打我吧?

sufushenshiwoyiquan,kanwoqizhiluoluodafanghaisuanmanyi,huanhuandao:“linsiwang,nibushisujiazhangdade,shenshangyouxieexi,quzhiyidexuexiaobuheshi,”

“xianhaohaozunshousujiadeguiju,bazheixiejixialai。”

guanjiagongjingdebayidayezhidijiwo,wodazhiyiqiao。

1.xiansheng:xijing,taoyanqincai,bunengzhishita,jugong90dufuwu...

2.furen:zaoliudianyonglushuiaotang,wanshangjie45dushuipaojiao...

3.zhiyi**:xihuanhongshaoqiezi,taoyanniurou,zaoshangpianaixican...

zhishangxiemansujiawugezhuzidexiguanhezhaiziliyixiewobunengqudedifang,manmandeeyi。

完全不像21世纪。

haohuangmiu,zheishizhenshishijiema?

youyizhongchuanjinxiaoshuobeibalingdeganjue。

wobazhihaijisufu,limaojugong:“buhaoyisi,wobuxiangji,wohuisujiashiweilegenghaodebeizhangaokao,bushituixuedangyongrende。”

“ruguozheilibuhuanyingwo,wokeyihuiqu。”

“nizaishuoshenme?”sufubujiedezhankaizhi,lianseyuekanyueningzhong,tashiwangkanxiangyipangliansefabaidesuzhiyi,zuanjinzhirengle。

zhuantouyuqirouhexialai,“shiguanjiadecuo,bayongrendeguijujinile。”

womingbaitazaiweihusuzhiyidemianzi,danpingshenmeshiqingjiuzheimejieshu?

“neiwokeyiyaogepeilima?”

苏父怔愣着点头。

“woxiangqusuzhiyidexuexiao。”

tayanshenzhengzhayouyinweixinliweimiaodekuijiutuoxie“hao,haohaogenzhezhiyi,biedezuiren。”

woyonglidiantou,tingshuoneidelaoshidoushiqingbeibiye,wohuijiayoude。

suzhiyisisikouzhuqiang,zhijiefabai。

sumusudageyitouwushui,suergexiangweitadabaobuping。

“bushishuohaozhiaimeimeidema?zenmelinsiwangyihuilai,zhiyijiuyaoshouweiqu。”

suzhiyihongzheyanyaotou,buxusuergezheiyangshuo,tamiansecangbaiyaoyaoyuzhui:“erge,bieshuole,zheibenjiubushuyuwo。”

“jiejie,wobuhuigenniqiangde,wohuilikaisujiahuizijijia。”

“buyong...”wofouren。

taxuanranyuqi:“nicaishizhenzhengdesuzhiyi,woyinggaixinglin。”

“bushi...”wozaicifouren。

“zheishizhiyidejia,nibiexianggantazou,tacaishiweiyidesuzhiyi。”suergeyishengnuhou,henhendedengwo。

“womei...”woshitudaduanwuguohoubizui,rangtamenyanwanba。

wosuanshizhidaole,suzhiyishibailianhua,suergeshidashacha。

haomenshaoye**mianfeiyandedianying,womomoxinshang,zheishiyimoshangliubaiwudewoyingdedejiangli。

suzhiyijianchiyaohuidaotagaihuidedifang,sujialianggegegemanlianxintengdebaozhetaanwei。

wowuliaodekaishimoyuwenguwen,zheiyangbuyongdongnao,haikeyiguanchajushi。

sumuweinandekanxiangwo,“siwang,zhiyidebabamamahuanlenimen,dantashiwugude。”

“zheijiushitadejia,nikeyihetahaohaoxiangchuma?”

wofangxiabi,renzhenwendao:“yinggaiwentaba?zheigejialiwomeiyourenhehuayuquan,tacaishineigezhudaowomenguanxideren。”

ergebaonu:“nideyisishiwomenduinibugongping?”

zheinandenaozibuzhengchangba?

woxianqideyanshen**daoleta,tahuiwuquantouxiangduiwodongshou,dagelianmangzhizhuta。

呵呵,超雄哥。

sufuyezhoumei:“nizaimaiyuanwomenpianxin,haishiguaiwomennongdiuleni?”

wolengjingjieshi:“buyongtouhuangainianlaiyangaishishi,wonenglijienimenpianxin。”

“wozaigueryuanyeyouhenduoqinren,tamenhenimenfashengmaodunwokendingyehuihuzhetamen,dan...”

dagemeitoujinzhou,ergechixiaoyisheng:“gueryuandeqinren?shangbuletaimiandedongxi。”

“buhuzhetananbuchenghuzhenizheigemoshengren?”

wodunleyixia,mingbaitamenbuxiangyebunenglijiewole:“suzhiyishinimenqinshouyangda,ganqingshenhou,nimenyinggailejieta。”

“taruguozhenxiangzou,jiuhuimomoshoushihaoxinglilikai,erbushibiwoxuanze,dangran,zheishinimenjitadediqi。”

zongdelaishuo,zaichangdemeiyigehaodongxi。

jigerenlengzhu,chenmole。

worenzhenxunwensuzhiyi:“nishizhenxinxianglikaima?wobuhuiganyu。”

suzhiyihongleyan,weiqudiantou:“ng,wo、woduibuqini。”

wodiantou:“hao,ruguozheishinizhenxindexuanze,neiwolaibangnijianxing。”