第2章

wowenleguanjiasuzhiyidefangjian,zhunbeibangtashoushixingli。

suergebunaifandepiekaiwo,wobeishuaizaizhuojiaoshang,chahudieluo,chashuijiaowoyishen。

“nigoule!biebitale,nizenmezheimeedu?ganglaisujiajiuxiangbataganchutajia,tacongxiaojiaoshengguanyanglikaiqinrenzenmehuo!”

sumulianmangfuqiwo,wozhuangdaolegebo,haoxiangqingle。

xiongqianyibeiwanquanjinshi,nikudeqiweichongchiwodebiqiang。

“tashuotashizhenxinde。”wodixiatou。

“wowenguotale,renyaoweizijidexuanzefuze。”

sumuyuqilvedaizeguai:“zhiyizhishitaishanliangle,tayankuangdouhongle,zenmehuishiziyuandeni?nibugaibita,tayeshishouhaizhe。”

sudagebunai:“niyezhidaozhiyifumuyouduokee,tayaoshihuiqugaizenmehuo?”

“woyebuxiangyouzheiyangdebabamama,wuwuwu...”

wolenglengdekanzhesuzhiyidiluozaidibanshangdeleishui,yingchuwolangbeidemoyang。

neiyike,wozhenqingxingshiwobeibaocuo,ruguoshiwodeguimi,tabudeweiqukule,wohaiyaohong。

wokanxiangbeihuzhudesuzhiyi,tanqi:“tamengenbenjiubuhuirangnilikai,niyebuxiangzou,mingmingmeirenti,niweishenmehaiyaoshuacunzaigan?biaoxianchuzijihenduibuqiwodeyangzi。”

“nineimeshanliang,zenmebuchulaitiwojieshini?”

“nibuguoshizaijihuamaodun,nizhishixiwangwonengrenqingzijideweizhi,xiangwoxuanyaonidedaodechongaibale。”

“taguoleshiqiniangongzhudeshenghuo,erwobeixuyibaocuo,tadefumubaworengdaogueryuan。”

“shouhaizhezhiyouwo,suzhiyishijideliyizhe,jiusuansuzhiyimeibeibaocuo,neiyeshitaqinshengfumu,tabuhuibeirengdiao。”

wohuashuowan,sumushenziyijiang,suzhiyikushengdunzhu,jigegegeyejiangzhu。

好烦,他们好蠢。

woyechun,juranshitushuofutamen。

wolinqipojiudeshubao,limaodeqingguanjiadailu:“woganluleileyitian,xianghuizijidefangjianxiuxile。”

sumuhesuzhiyilianmanggenshang,sumukuijiudewenwo:“siwang,nixihuannayijian?”

wokanzhejijianzhuangxiuganjingjianjie,wocongweizhuguodedafangjianfanlenan。

gueryuanwoheguimizhuzahuojian,xuexiaoshuideshishierrenjian,zhiyouzainainaineiliwocaiyouyigexiaoxiaodefangjian。

suzhiyijianwoyouyu,dakaiyipangzijidefangjianmen,jingzhiguiqi,fuyoushenghuoqixidegongzhufangyingruyanlian。

“jiejie,benjiushiwoqiannide,niyaoxiangzhuwodefangjianyeshikeyide。”taweiqudao。

kanzhesumumanlianxintengdekuatashishanliangdexiaobaobei,woxinkousuanleyishun。

nainaicengjingbaozhewoqinghong,woyeshinainaidebaobei,tayizhixiwangsihouhuiyourenhaohaozhaoguwo。

mingmingyijingzuohaobubeiaidezhunbeile。

woshuangshoupaixingzijihusiluanxiangdedanao,zheishizuihouyicixianmubieren,haohaoxuexi。

dengwoyouqianlezijiyangziji,sheiyebuhuirangwoshangxin。

sudageshanglou,kandaoyipangweiqudesuzhiyi,zaikankanzaitafangmenkoufadaidewo,meitouzhouqi:“ma,zheishizhiyidefangjian,neimeduofenggedefangjianjiufeiyaoqiangzheigema?tashihencan,danwomenkeyicongqitafangmianmibuta,bunenghushizhiyideganshou。”

suergehaizaiyongtapinjidedanaonulilijiewoganggangshuodehua,meichanhejinlai。

suzhiyibushuohua,zhishikanzhesudagebiandiaoyanleibianyaotou。

woshouhuishixian,“niliuzheba,bushixinganqingyuandeshiqingbuyongzuojibierenkan。”

suzhiyihuangzhangxiangxiangwojieshi。

wozhixiangjulitamenfangjianzuiyuandeyijian:“zheijijianzhuangxiudouyiyang,zheigeweizhihao,woxuanzheige。”

zheigeqimaanjing,fangbianxuexi。

装修一样?

sumuhesudagezixiyikan,quanshiyangbanfangfenggedekefang。

sumugangadezhaobu:“buzhidaonixihuanshenme,niyoushenmexihuandedongxi,keyigenyongrenshuo,doutianjinlai。”

taxiaoxinyiyidexiao,kandaowohaowubolandemeiyan,huranyouxiexinsuan。

“ninengjiaowoyishengmamama?”taqidaikanwo,wozhunbeijujue。

suzhiyituranpudaotahuaili,yishengshengjiaotamama,xiangshiyaobaweiqudouxuanxiechulai。

sumuzhuantoulianxidehongta,hushileyipangdewo。

kanzhesuzhiyideyideyanshen,wobishangchadianzhangkaidezui,huifangjian。

haoganga,woqingpaizijidezui。

sizui,fanyingzhenkuai,tabuhuiyiweiwoxiangjiaomamaba?