更年期无敌

陈诺暗自苦涩。

jiehunsannianle,diyiciheqiziqianshou,diyiciqinmijiechu,jingranshizheiyangdeshike。

xianxiansushou,xiuzhangxini,chudongrenxin……

huidaochenjia,zhangmunianglisulanjingrantianbuliangjiuzaiketinglizuozhe。

zuowannverbugui,shoujibutong,feiwunvxuyelianxibushang,lisulanxinligezhongkonghuang。

feiwusiwaimian,tadoubuzaihu。

danqingbaidenvera,conglaimeiyouyebuguisudexiguan,wanyi……neikezenmehao?

yijiannvernvxudouchenzhelianhuilai,lisulantiaoqilaijiuma:“nigefeiwu,zuotianwanshangbayuqingzenmele……”

chennuodao:“yuqingzhishiyingchou……”

huameishuowanni,lisulanyoujiaoqilaile:“feiwu,laoniangrennihenjiule!zuotianwanshangnishuaixijiaopenpaole,yijingranglaoniangchedirenwukerenle。”

“shufangli,laoniangtinimenzhunbeidelihunxieyi,ganjinqianle,jingshenchuhu,gundan!bielaizaisujia,biehaiwoyuqingyibeizi!”

chennuoyaoyaotou,“bulaoninfeixinle,xieyiwoyijingdayinhaole,yishisanfen,qianhaozile。yuqing,zaiwoyijuchoutili,niquqianleba!woshanglousihouyixiaba,ranhoujiuquminzhengju。”

shuoba,touyebuhuishanglouqule。

“shenme……ta……”lisulanyouxiejingcha,ranhougengnianqizonghezhengfanle,tebieshengqi,“hei!zheigeyuanfeiwuhaiganqiangwomenqianmian?kezhenyouzizhizhiminga!haoa,yuqing,niganjinquzhaotadexieyichulaiqianle!laoniangzheijiuqushoushitadedongxi,rengchumenqu!”

“ma,nengbunengbiezheiyang……”

suyuqingturanganjuemuqinyoudianguofenle。

gangcaiyishichongdongrangzheyaohuilailihun,kelile,sanyiqiankuanzenmeban?

chennuojingshenchuhu,keyishenmeyebuguanle。neifuqinyouzenmeban?

zheimejinian,chennuomeiyougonglaoyeyoukulao……

lisulanlengdao:“shayatou,nihailengzheganshenme?zheichoubuyaoliande,mingbaizheshitayaolinini!laoniangrenbulezheikouqi!zansujiadenvermeirenyaoleshima?renjiasunhenggangneimexihuanni……”

suyuqingzhenshitouda,yilianhongyun,jiaodao:“ma!nibuyaotisunhengganghaobuhao?”

“zenmebuti?zuotianwanshangsunhengganghaidadianhualaile,shuozhiyaonijiajita,lianbendailisanyiwudoubuyaole,fandaonasanyichulaijixuzhichisujia。”

“zheiyangdehaoshi,duoshaorenkuzheyeqiubudaoa!sunjiazaijianghaihufenghuanyu,nibuzhidaoma?”

“zhenghaoa,niqianzilihun,yiqieshuidaoqucheng。daoneishihou,wosujia,hehe,zaijianghaihainengpashei……”

shuozhe,lisulanlaolianshengzi,xiaorongdoufuxianle,mannaozidexingfuhuanxiang……

苏雨晴简直崩溃。

“ma!nibiexiaole!wonapashilile,jiasheiyebuhuijiajisunhenggangneigeexinde**!”

suyuqingzhuanshenchaoloushangchongqule。

lisulanxiaorongweiweininggu,ranhouyouhuakaile。

kanzhenverdebeiying,talengxiaodao:“siyatou,haiyoudenile?sunhenggangzenmejiuexinle?wokantajiuhenzhongyi,yiwanzuanshiwanglaowu,dengnizheimeduonianle,renjiacaishizhenxinren……”

jiuzaigangcai,tayijingjigongdiesulaoyezidadianhuale,shuomingleqingkuang,laoyezibiaoshitongyi,bingqiezaoshangyaoguolaiyitang。

zaisujia,laoyezitongyiledeshi,suyuqingjiushifankangbulede,hengheng……

……

erlou,chennuoyibiansihoulaozhangren,yibianshuo:“ba,wokenengzhenshisujiadezuiren,hailesujia。”

“ninlaodajiuzhien,woyongnanbaoda。”

“fangxin,lilehun,woyehuiduixianchengnuo,tisujiadangdiaosunjiadezhaiwu。”

“wogenghuidaizheninzou,napashizufangzi,yedehaohaosihounin……zanyeerliang,douchengsujiadeleizhuile,yaozouyeyiqide。”

“wode**shoufabulaide,yenengkaozheigeyanghuozanmen,gongzuowodouzhaohaole,shangwuzhunbeiguoqujiegehuoer……”

“wozaizheiyebushijumuwuqin,zhishaohaiyounin,haiyou……hehe,bushuole,anguanli,meitianxiaoxiaoshentihao,jininlaojianggeduanziba!”

“shuo,youyigezhangfufaxianqizihuaiyunle,yushi……”

duanzilveyoudianhun,zhaocongqianlaishuo,laozhangrenyashengle,xiaobuchusheng,danyidinghuiyouxiaorong。

danjintiansuxiupingyanleizhangliu,kuzhetingwanle。

chennuoqueshiweixiaozhe,yiliantanran,cashilelaozhangrendelei,ranhouzhuanshenzhunbeitilaozhangrenshoushidongxi。

sheizhiyizhuanshen,biankandaomenwaidesuyuqing。

suyuqingyanjiaodaizhelei,sushouyanmianchouqi,zhuanshenjiupaodiaole。

tajihushenmedoutingdaole。gaisidefeiwua,zhaxinle……

chennuokuxiao,yaoyaotou,bale,shoushidongxiba!

sheizhigangbalvxingxiangnachulaibaishang,suyuqingyouhuilaile。

tashoulinazhechennuoxiedelihunxieyi,cacadesilegefensui,zhixiezaishouzhijianfenfenxialuo。

jinminzheqiaoyandehongchun,leishuidouliudaolezuijiao,zhengzhanglianqichuwubi,“nixiangliwoma,meineimerongyi!nijizhu,hunyindezhudongquanzaiwozheier!”

shuoba,youyanmianmolei,zhuanshenpaodiaole。

陈诺:“……”

huitoukanxianglaozhangren,wunaiyaotou,“ai,ba,yuqinglangfeiwo20kuaidedayinfei,nengmainiaobushi5pian,shibushiyoudianbaijialeta?dele,bunengezhelaozhangrenge,woxiachuqu。”

suxiupingzaiduyanleibenliu,youguziruyaqizhidelianshangquefuxianchuyimoxiaoyi。

zheishitajintiantingdaodezuikaixindeduanzi。

zheibanhaodenvxu,jiaotaruhebugandong,buxinwei?

laosudexinzhong,nvxuyijiuhaishiqianligu!

chennuoguanmenlaidaowaimian,huo~~~~

erloudaketingduimian,tahesuyuqingfangjianmenkou,laohuyuemuzhengzaifafengyiyangdebatadedongxiwangwaimianreng。

苏雨晴拦都拦不住!

“你起开!”

“zheifeiwujintianbixugundan!”

“yihuierniyeguolaile,nijiuzhidaolihaile!”

“niyedouzanchengnijiasunhenggang,nihaiyaofanletianle?”

“sujiahaiyaobuyaohuominga?”

“……”

lisulanyibianmayibianreng,haiyanleidouxialaile。

suyuqingyilianwuzhu,huitoukandaolechennuo,biaoqingwunai,youxiangzaiqiuzhu。

chennuoduisuyuqingyaoleyaotou,bailebaishou,shiyitabuyongguan。

suihou,chennuoxialouzuozaocanqule。

dengyijiarendezaocanzuohao,lisulanhesuyuqingyexialoulaile。

suyuqingziranyejianglechennuoshuoguode,santianzhineisangeyihaijisunhenggang。

lisulanzaicanzhuobianshangheizhelianshuo:“feiwu,laoniangjiujinisantianshijian。haibushang,lihungundan!”

chennuobushuohua,duanzhelaozhangrendezaocanwangloushangqu。

suyuqingxianglexiang,“ai,woshangquweiba,nixianchi。”

lisulanyibalazhunver:“buxuqu!neijiushitadeshi,tagai!yaobushinibaxialeyan……”

youshixuxutaotao,gengnianqifunvwudi,suyuqingzhinengfangqi……

……

dangchennuozaixialoulaideshihou,sulaoyezidaizhesujiayidajiazidoulaile,suoyourendouzhidaolechennuogensunhenggangdeyueding。

suyubozaojiuneixinyumena,sunshaozuowanjiushuoleqingkuangde,rangtahensichennuole。

suyubobuxiedao:“neigezuirenzenmekenengnongdaosangeyi?wokantashifengleba?”

tadiezhongzhongdehenglesheng:“bachennuocongtoukandaojiao,tanayidianxiangyouzheibenshide?ba,ninshuozheixiaozishibushikuangren?”

“wokantashizaisujiaguodebiequle,xiahunao!”sulaoyeziduichennuoyijianyedadehen,bijingyinweita,sulaoyezizuideyideerzitanle,yale。

“jiushi!biechubingle,jingshenbuzhengchangle,youfuhaowangxiangzheng。”

“anwoshuo,yuqinga,gentaliledele,jiasunshaobuhaoma?haisantianzhiyue,sannian、sanshengsanshitayebuxing!”

“……”

sujiarenqizuibashechaokaile。

suyuqinghemuqinhennankan,chazuidouchabushang。

lisulanyeshitaibuqitoulai,shenzhiningleyixianverdejianbang,“siyatoua,haixiangxinneigefeiwuganshenmea?nijiubuweisujiakaolvkaolvma?jiuzheime……”

huameishuowan,chennuozailoutishanglengdao:“yuqingyiweisujiakaolvdegouduole,qingdajiabuyaoweinanta……”

“pa”deyisheng,suyubopaizhechajizhanqilai,yitongzuipaopapapadedaxiangle。

“chennuo,sheiweinanwojiele?zheibushishishima?”

“nixianzaixialoulaile,zhunbeiaipileshiba?”

“nishuosangeyizenmehuishi?sheitemejinidezixinchuiniubi?”