第三章你发什么疯?

“咣啷——”

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“啊——”

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“wo……”muziyutanshou,zijishenmedoumeizuoa!

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哇……

又来!

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“你发什么疯!”

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“想你了。”

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cishiciketanengzuoshenme?

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“Duang……”

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tayejuedeshitatuideme?

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“咚——”

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“si?”muziyuboziyisuo,yanjingdengdeyuanliuwugu,“eimaya,wohaopapade!”

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原谅?

tamuziyandaoshizuoleshengmubiao!

tacanfeile,genzijiyoubanmaoqianguanxi?

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不喜欢!

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“du?”zhanlinshengjinsuomeiyu,zheisiyatouyouxianggaoshenmegui?

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shizhongleshenmedu,bianchengzheiyang?