fengshengchuanmei，yitawenjian“pa”diyixiadiuzailebangongzhuoshang，houhouyiluo，muziyushunzhe“xiti”wangshangkan，jiujiantonghuasiyousiwudichaonong，“bossshuole，tianheizhiqianwanchengbule，huozheshujutongchouchucuo，nimingtianjiubuyonglaile。”
“hei，nijialaobanshibushizhenyiweiwofeidezaizheibukea？”muziyubushuangfanwen，yikoueqibiezaixinkou。
“nandaobushima？muerxiaojieyaobuqinziquicugaosumulaoyezi，zheifengongzuonizuole？”tonghuayeyuzhe，sashuangliqu，“nihaiyouwugexiaoshideshijian，bieguaiwomeitixingni！”
可恶！
zhanlinsheng，nijigunainaidengzhe！
muziyuxiangqineizhangbingshanlian，jiaochuanyinchi，xinlijiangzhanjiashibadaidouwenhoulegebian！
yeyea！yeye，ninyangbingyebushengxin，bawojiaojizheiwangbadan，baobaoxinliku！
meijingdacai，kudachoushendimuziyufankaiwenjianye，mimimamadeshuju，kanderenyanhua。
zheiyigexingqi，tasuiranmeiyoubandianxinsizaigongzuoshang，danqingchufengshengchuanmeizaizuoshenme，duanshipinapp，xianshangzhibo，pingtaidianbo，jiemuzhizuo……
tashoulizheifenshishichangdiaoyandashuju，genjubutongnianlingcengciderenqundechuxiepianhao。
zheixienengyoushenmehaohesuande？budoushihuazhongquchongdedongxi？
tapengzhedanzidalegehaqian，yingzhetoupizuo。
gebidexiaoyuanlianzhengmangliuzheshoushidongxi，haiduizhejingzitushanglezhannansedekouhong。
“你干嘛去？”
“chuwaijinga！gongsizuijintanlegexiangmu，woyaochujingde。”xiaoyuanlianmiaozhezuichundelunkuo，xinbuzaiyanhuidazhe。
能出去！好事啊！
“daiwo，daiwo！”muziyulimayoulejingshentou，kanpidewenjian，zhengtianzaibangongshidakeshuidoujuedekongqibuxinxian，hesuanzheimeduoshujuhaiburuyaotademing！
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“这是什么？”
bangwanwudian，zongcaiban，zhanlinshengkanzheshoulideipad，shipinli，banyumi，xiachu，shaotuzaodehuamianhenyoudairugan，zaitaiyankanyanqiandexiaobudian，mouguangfuza。
“xiaoshipina，wolihaiba！”muziyuyangqizuijiao，yifunikuaikuakuawodeyangzi，ruguoyoutiaoweiba，yidingqiaodaotianshang。
zheidangshipincehuashuyubangongyi，shangshanxiaxiangcaifangpinkunrenqun，xiangshehuijieluguangxianshehuihoudeanseyimian。
renqiongzhibuduan，tagenzhexiaoyuanlianqudeshihou，duifangqingxujidong，genbenburangpai，muziyuxinshengyiji，yejiubucaifangle，zheshouganqinonghuolai。
shipinmeiyouchengshidexuanxiao，meiyouzhizuijinmi，pozhiqueshishixiyinrendeyimian，erqieshigexiangmaokeai，shencaijiaoxiaodenvhaizizaizuozheiyiqie。
yizhanlinshengdejingyanlaikan，queshizuodebucuo，youhuodeqianzhi。
“nishujutongchouzuowanle？”tafangxiaipad，murusishui。
“zheibuzuobiededeshilema，sheikanneixieluanqibazaodea……”
zhanlinshengfangruoweiwen，“xianzaisidian，nihaiyouyigexiaoshi，woshuole，zuobule，nijiubuyongzuole。”
嗯？！
这大猪蹄子来真的！
gentajiangmeiyong，zheiyigexingqi，muziyusuanshimoqingletayixiepiqi。
“yigexiaoshi，taiduole！40fenzhong！”
taqinaodizouchubangongshi，tongshoutongjiao，qiqiaomaoyan。
shuju，shuju，muziyudeliangzhizhuazi，bazhewenjianye，quanshenguanzhu，mubuxieshi。
“好了！”
4dian56fen，yiluowenjianpaizaizongcaiban，zhanlinshengkanzheyanqiandexiaogezi，yuanbenqingchechengmingdemouzibumanlexuesi，genaolelianggetongxiaochabuduo。
40分钟……
gaibuhuishihuluanhesuanjilu，naguolailanyuchongshuba？
zheizhongshi，muziyuzuodechulai。
zhanlinshengchenzhelian，linglideyanfengdingzaimuziyushenshang，congzhongchouchuleyiben，fankai，yimushixinghou，jianmeijincu。
“不用查了！”
muziyuyibapaizaiwenjianduishang，buxiedao，“nigunainaiwenkezhuangyuan，likeyebulai，yaoshiwowenlishuangxiu，neideduoshaorenmeihuoluqidaotiaolou？”
ng……weibayouqiaoqilaile。
zhanlinshengmianwubiaoqingdizhanqishen，ruyadixishangleniukou，lengdandituchulianggezi：“xiaban。”
呵！
小样！
xiangqifuta，haichadeyuanni！
jiushi……shouyoudiansuan……
muziyurouzhegujie，huitouqiaozhezhanlinshengbeiyingxiaoshizaimenkou，jimanggenlechuqu，“nidengdengwoa！”
“nigenzhewozuoshenme？”zhanlinshengningzhemeixin，shuangshouchakudou，youkuyouleng。
“cenggeche。”muziyumianxiangdiantidejingzibolebojuanmaoliuhai，wanquanbujichou。
“不带。”
“neiwogaosuyeye。”muziyuxieyansaoguoqu，tingqixiongtang，diqishizu。
yeyeshitaderuanlei，hechangbushizhanlinshengdexiaoweiba？
fengshengzhisuoyishourongta，haibushizhanlinshengyaokanmuyeyedemianzi？
“na，wowenni，niweishenmexihuanmuziyana？”zuozaifujia，muziyutuozhexiabakanzhechuangwaihuaguodejing，ruoyousuosi。
muziyangeshuangmianren，tiantianzhuangshengmu，jiaderangrenfanwei，zhanlinshengyejiulengyidian，aoledian，yanjingjuranzheimexia！
“genniyoushenmeguanxi？”
yirujiwangrangtapengyibizidehui！
“buxing，niyaoshibugaosuwo，wojiubuxiache，niquna，wojiuquna！”muziyuguzhidijiujinleanquandai，zuohaolezhagendezhunbei。
muziyanbushiaiyanma？neijiuxiancongzhandashaoyezheili，dasuitadenvshenxingxiang！
shengriyanshangjiyidianjingxizenmegou？
tuozijiajiejiedefu，tacongxiaodaozainadoushiwanrenxian，mujiadaxiaojiezhishudali，mujiaerxiaojiezuoeduoduan。
jiranjialimeiletadediwei，weishenmehaiyaorenshoumuziyan？
yidiandianjiekaitademianju，rangsuoyourenkankantachouedezuilian！yigerenyanxiyandeduole，zonghuiloudongbaichude！
zhanlinshenglianyanjiaodeyuguangdoumeijita，shixianluozaiqianfang。
车里气氛沉寂下来。
beiliangzaiyibiandemuziyu，niuguotoudengta，liangbiandelianjiaqigugude，henshibumandecuidao：“wei，zhanlinshengnitingdaomeiyou？nibugaosuwoyuanyin，wozhengendingnile，jinwannidoubiexiangshuaikaiwo。”
duiyumuziyudedahuxiaojiao，zhanlinshengzhilenglengdiuchulianggezilai。
“聒噪！”
huayinlengchen，daizheyisibunaifan。
zheichounanren，tayiweitaleyigenzhetama？
ruobushiweilezhidaoshenmeyuanyin，tacailandegenzhe。
回家睡大觉不香吗？
“heng——”muziyulenghenglesheng，henbudeyikoukoushuituzaitajingzhichusedewuguanshang，zhenshibaibailangfeilezheimeyifuhaopinang，zajiuzheimetaorenyanni。
整天摆着个臭脸。