第4章 这是综艺?不是武林争霸?

ningxiaoshoushileyixiacanju,biandaizherenjixuchaoshanxiazou。

jingguoyiludedianbo,tayijingshiyingzheijushentile。

kandaolubiancuanchulai,ranhouyoupaodiaodetuzi,youzhongxiangshangshouzhuazhuadechongdong。

suishoujianqiyikuaixiaoshitou,ningxiaoshenxiyikouqi,miaozhunhoudiuchuqu。

‘嗖’

shitoupokongerqu,zhunquewuwudedazaituzidenaodaishang。

kanzheyijibizhong,daozaidishangdetuzi,genpaidesheyingshidoujingdaile。

“卧,**!”

“你这是练过吗?”

“bushishuoningxiaochulehaokan,qitayiwushichuma?niguanzheijiaoyiwushichu?”

“ningxiaobuxing?taketaixingle。”

……

yixiajiuchenggong,ningxiaoxinliyeshiyizhendeyi,xingchongchongdepaoguoqulinqituzi。

“wanshangkeyijiacaile,nimenxihuanganguohaishishaokao?”

gongzuorenyuanmenhaimeihuiguoshenlai,muguangdaidaidedingzheta。

“suanle,yihuierduozhuajizhi,meizhongkouweidoushiyixia!”

xiaohaizicaizuoxuanze,tadouyao!

jiexialainingxiaojitamenyanshileshenmejiaoshensheshou,meikexiaoshitoufeichuqu,douhuidaizouyizhikeliandetuzi。

nonglesanzhihou,ningxiaoyeshishishoushoule。

“zheiquedingshizongyima?erbushiwulinzhengbasai?”

“wuwu,keliandetutu!”

“ningxiaohaozhishuang,meizhongkouweidoulaiyibian,xiaohaizicaizuoxuanze,chengrenquandouyao。”

“guoranyaoyanbukexina,tamede,sheishuoningxiaoshigeniangpaoxiaoxianrou,hairenpinyouwentide?woxueta!”

“wanle,woturanfaxian,woxihuanshangningxiaole。”

……

heifenmenyeshibeiningxiaonongdeyizhencuoe,dantamenyebushiqingyifushuderen。

jiranqitameihuakeshuo,neijiucongningxiaodechuyixiashouhaole。

“tajiushirenpinyouwenti,aisahuang!mingmingbuhuixiachuhaiganshuodahua。”

“dui,gangcaideyiqiedoushijiemuxiaoguo,biexin。”

“meicuo,zheijiahuoxianghongxiangfengle。”

“youbenshirangtachaoa,caigemoguhedajizhituzisuanshenmebenshi!”

……

ningxiaozoujinjiamen,xianbaosidejiangdongxidijilaodie。

“ba,nikanwonahuilaishenmedongxi。”

“you,zheishinanongdeyewei?”

“lushangyudaoshunshoudade,shexiangdagechadianbeiyaole,beiwoshuaisile。”

“人没事吧?”

“没事。”

“neihao,jinwanwojinimendunshegeng,duohedian,jiudangbaochoule!”

yeliangjiuzheimedangzhejingtoutaolunqishedezuofa,quanranmeizhuyidaoxianchanggongzuorenyuanyifuduobidemoyang。

tamenbuxiangbaochou,gengbuxiangheshenmeshegenga!

ningmuzheishihouzouchulai,xiaozhekaikoudao:

“erzi,quzhaidianqingcai,xiangchibiedejiuqugebilinjujiahuan。”

ningxiaojiangshedijilelaodie,yingyishengjiuchuqule。

haishineigezhulou,buguozheicizhaideshiqingcai。

jibulaidaocunzhongjian,jiandaojigeshuren,daleshengzhaohu:

“ashu,dabo,sange……youkongquwojiachifan,gangdaleyitiaoshe……”

sheyingshibaozheshexiangjigenzaihoumian,kantashuluoderengendazhaohu,youshuliandezhaicai,zaikanqitananrendoushiweizheweiqun,buyouhaoqiwen:

“ningxiao,nimencunlidoushinanrenzuofanma?”

ningxiaoshuzheerduotingzhecunlirenshuobagua,yibiandianlediantou。

“chabuduo,womenzheibiannanwashengxialaijiuyaozuofande。”

tingtahaidaizhekouyin,sheyingshilengleyixia,haijuedetingyouqude。

buyaoyiwei,nanrencouzaiyiqiyaomeliaoshiye,yaomeliaonvren,qishiyeyoujimaosuanpide。

“tingshuomei,laoliujiazhengnaolihunni,jiuyinweixiadideshihou,taponiangmeihantayiqi。”

“bushi,jushuoshitouzangsifangqianle,liusaobuyuanyi。”

“ai,zongzhishibeidaleyidunle。”

……

ningxiaonandehuilai,dengzhaiwancai,yijingshidabankuangdefenliang。

huiqudelushang,sheyingshishifenqingsong,haoqidewencunlideshi:

“ningxiao,nimenpingshidouzheiyangma?”

ningxiaohuitouyihuodekanzheta:“shenmeyang?”

suihou,takandaosheyingshimuguangluozaitadecailouziheweiqunshang,caihuangrandawu。

“haha,womenzheibiandenanrenjiuxihuanweizheguotaizhuan,tenglaoposhizushangchuanxialaideyouliangchuantong。”

“dangran,youyidianshibubiande,woshitamenzhongzuishuaideyige!”

chuanzheyishenjuhuaweiqundenanrenyingzhefengliaoleliaotoufa,xiaorongzaiyangguangxiaxiandeshencaiyiyi。

budebushuo,ningxiaonengchudao,zheizhanglianjueduizhanle99%yishang。

jibianshiyixieheifen,zaizheifangmian,yemeifaheita。

“zhenshi……choubuyaolian。”

“chuanzheweiqunzhaiyecai,xiaoxianrouzhongtayesuanshidiyigele。”

“yiqianzenmemeifaxianningxiaohaiyouxijutianfuni?”

“kao!zenmehuiyourenjuedezheihuonangao?shiduo?”

“duojiediqidexiaoxianroua,taiyangdouheibuqi。”

……

黑子:“……”

neishuohaodeshenghuo**,renpinjichani?

zaiheifenwunai,zhunbeijixugongjichuyishi,ningxiaoyijingzuanjinlechufang。

宁家厨房内。

ningfushigeaiganjingde,dasaodeshifenganjing,jiansheyingshiyegenzhejinlai,lianmangbanlaileyizi。

yuanbentingkuanchangdechufang,jilejigerenhou,dunshixiandeyongjiqilai。

“xiaoxiao,bazheixiecaiqiehao,yihuiercaipeicai。”

ningxiaodiantou,laidaoanbanqian,zixindeshuodao:

“ba,jintiannixiuxi,wolailuyishou。”

ningfuzhidaoerzishuiping,yebujiujie,xiaohehedezoulechuqu。

ningxiaoxianshiquleshepi,jiezheshijituzihaomao。

qingliganjinghou,basherouzhanchengyixiaojieyixiaojie,zuihouyongliaojiuazhi。

xingjiayichushoujiuzhiyoumeiyou,ningxiaoshouwocaidaozhihou,qishijiubianle。

youqikantashouqidaoluo,zhansherouneimeganjingliluodeyangzi,dajiadoujingleyixia。

dangtanaqitudou,kaishiqiesishi,wangyouhesheyingshidoujingdaile。

‘嘟嘟,嘟嘟嘟’

jijujiezoudeqiecaishengzaichufangzhongxiangqi,caidaoyeshifenyouguilvdeshangxiaqiehe。

“woxianzaikaishiyouxiexiangxinningxiaohuizuofanle!”

“haokuai,erqieqiedehaoyuncheng,zheishuipingbideshangzhuanyechushileba?”

“ningxiaoshibushilicuorenshele?zheimehaodechuyi,dangshenmewuzhibuzhanyangchunshuidexiaoxianroua!”

“xiaoheizimenni?laia,huxiangshanghaia。”

“duiningxiaozhenshidadagaiguan!”

……

ningjiachufangyoulianggeguo,yigeshizhengchangdaxiao。

lingyigezeshibijiaoda,shiyonglaizhudaguofan,huozhecunliyouhongbaishideshihou,ningfuzuoxiyongde。

jintianlailebushaoren,ningxiaozhijieqiyongledaguo,danshouqingsonglinqi。

daoyouqiangguo,ranhoufangruturoukuaisufanchao。

daoruliaojiudeshihou,yizhenhuoyancuanqi。

ningxiaoyishoudianshaoyishoujialiao,neichangmian,kandezhongrenyilengyilengde。

“哇!”

suizheyipianjinghushengchuanlai,ningmuhaoqizoujinlai。

kanzheerzishuliandedongzuo,haiyoubizhiqiangaoxuduodechaocaishuiping,jingyaguohoubianshidanyou。

“erzi,nilaoshigenmashuo,nipaowaimianshidangmingxinghaishidangchushile?”

“era,yaoshihundetaixinku,jiuhuilaiba。”

dengningxiaojialegaotang,gaishangguogai,jiukandaoningmumanliandedanyou。

ningxiaoxiaolexiao,paizhexiongfudao:

“ma,nixiangnaqule,jiunierzizheiyanzhi,bixudeshimingxing。”

dangyigeweizhejuhuaweiqun,zhengzhanzaiguobiandianshaodeshihou,shuozijishidamingxing,nihuishishenmeganshou?