第5章
zhuyuanzhanghemahuanghoutongshihuitoukanqu，faxianshizhubiaodecefeilvshilaile。
“吕妃来了啊！”
“xiongyinggangshuixia，nideyaoshanjiuxianfangfangzheierba！”mahuanghouheyanyuesededao。
“jianguofuhuang，jianguomuhou！”
lvshijinmencaifaxianzhuyuanzhangyezaizheili，ganjinbigongbijingdexingli。
“免礼吧！”
zhuyuanzhangxiangdaozhudifadeneiyitiaoxiaoxi，buyouweiweimiqiyanjing，renzhendaliangqizheigeerxifu。
zhubiaodezheigexifushibiaozhundedajiaguixiu，erqiezicongchangshisihou，duidaitadelianggehaiziyeshiruojichu,yizhixixinzhaoliao，duicitazhiqianyizhidoushihenmanyide。
但那是以前了。
zaikandaozhudifadeneiyitiaoxiaoxideshunjian，taduiyuzheigenvrenlimajiushengchuleyisishayi。
“neifuhuang，muhou，haierxiangaotuile！”
lvshikanzhuyuanzhangliansebingleng,bingmeiyouganzaizheilijiudai，henkuaijiutuizoule。
kanzhetadebeiying，zhuyuanzhangturanliezuiluchuyisixiaoyi。
“taiyi，jianchayixia，lvfeisongguolaideyaoshandoushishenme？”tabudongshengsedekaikoufenfudao。
pangbianmahuanghouwenyan，limajiumingbailezhuyuanzhangdanxinshenme。
fuqiliangduishiyiyan，doumeiyouzuosheng。
“huibixia，huanghouniangniang,yaoshanmeiyouwenti，buguoyaoshanzhongyourencan，huangqi，rongyishengfeihuo，xiongyinghuangsunrujinfeihuozhengwang,ruoshizaihezheigeyaoshanrongyixubushoubu，bingqingehua，laochenjianyizheiyaoshanhaishibuyaojihuangsunhele。”
laotaiyizhanzhanweiweidedao。
“e......，shizheiyangma？”
zhuyuanzhanglianshangluchuyigenairenxunweidexiaorong。
mahuanghoutailejiezhuyuanzhangle，zhikantadeshenqingjiumingbai，zheixianranshiyijingduilvfeidongshaxinle。
“zheijianshiwokanjiushigewuhui！”
“meirangtaiyizhenduanzhiqian，zanmensheizhidaoxiongyingzheihaiziyoufeihuoa，lvfeigujiyeshiwuxinde。”
mahuanghouganmangxiaozhelaleyixiazhuyuanzhang。
tazuipadejiushijiazhaibuning，tebiezheizhongandilideangzangshouduanfashengzailaodajia。
rujinlaodajiataizifeichangshiqushi，liuxialianggehaizi，lvshirujinyeyouhaizi，taxiwangweilaizheixiehaizinenggouhemuxiangchu，xiongyoudigong。
suoyishichanghuirangweilaizhudingjianghuichengweihuangdidezhuxiongyingqulvshineilizhaojigedidiwan！
shenzhilianzhuxiongyingdeqindidizhuyunteng，tadouranglvfeibangmangdaizhe，jiushiweileyihoujigexiongdizhijianbuhuichanshenggehe。
“xiwangtashiwuxindeba！”
zhuyuanzhanglianshangxiaorongshoulian，dianlediantou，quebingmeiyouguoduofabiaoyijian。
zheijianshitaziranbukenengxiangxinlaosideyimianzhici，erqielvshishenfenteshu，budanshitaizicefei，erqiehaishisangehuangsundemuqin，ruoshimeiyouquezaodezhengju，tadequebuhaomaorandongshou。
bijinglvshidehoumiankeshihaiyouzhubiaode。
“meizi，zanjidexiongyingyiqiankemeiyouheyaoshandexiguana！”zhuyuanzhangchenmoleyihuier，turanyoukaikouwendao。
“zheibushiqianduanshijianwoshenzigubuhao，shengbinglema！”
“wohaipachuanranjixiongying，jiurangtaqulvshineilizhulejitian，zheicaigangjiehuilai。”
“xiongyingjiushineiduanshijianyangchengdehezheigeyaoshandexiguan，erqietazijiyexihuanhe，wokandequeyouxiexiaoguo，jiuranglvfeimeitiandousongguolaileyixie。”
马皇后解释了一句。
zhuxiongyingzhiqianyizhidoushimahuanghoudaizaishenbianqinzifuyangde，zhuyuanzhangziranduimahuanghoushiyibaigefangxinde，dantaquebufangxinlvfei。
queqiedeshuo，tazaizhidaozhuxiongyingyoukenengzaijinnianyaozhezhihou，chulemahuanghou，tarenherendoubufangxin。
“是这样吗？”
“neiyihouzheigedongxijiubuyaohele！”
“dasunruoshixianghe，rangtaiyiyuannidinggefangzi，zanpairenqinziquzhuayao。”
zhuyuanzhangshuodaozheili，shensebuyoujiubiandezhengzhongqilai：“meizi，zheijianshiniyaotingzande，xiaoxinwudacuo！”
mahuanghouyouyuleyixia，zuizhonghaishiqingtanyisheng，dianlediantoudao：“tingnide！”
chuliwandasundeshiqing，zhuyuanzhangzheicaiyouxinqingzhongxinnaqiyushikanleqilai。
tashicongzuiqianmiankaishikande。
dangkandaolaosidesunzitiaochulaichuixulaosigongjishihou，zhuyuanzhangbiaoqingbuyoujiuyouxiefuza，meixiangdaozheigexianzaikanlaibukaopudexiaozijingranhaizhenshigenengdanghuangdideliao。
“ai......！”
他轻叹了一口气。
tajixuwangxiakan，henkuaijiukandaolejiaomentianzifaguolaidezhaopian，haiyouhoumianweiwudajiangjun、woaixiudaolianggejiahuodeduihua。
tanaomenshangdeqingjinkaishirenbuzhutututiaodongleqilai。
“laosizheigexiaochusheng！”
“budanqifuzhizi，bahuangweiconglaodajiayimaiqiangleguoqu，haizuobuhao，houdaishenzhibeimenggurenfulule？”
zhuyuanzhanghendeyaoyaqiechi。
“lairen，bazhudizheigexiaochushengjizannongguolai。”tafenfushenbiandeshiwei。
zhudiconghongwushisanniankaishijiufanbeiping，rujinzhenghaoliangnian，erqietazheiduanshijianganghaohuijingbanshi。
suoyihenkuai，ershiersuidezhudijiubeidaidaolezhuyuanzhangmianqian。
“die，nizhaowoyoushi？”zhudiyilianqidaidewendao。
tazheiduanshijianzaibeipingbiaoxiandebucuo，shenzhiqunianhaidaibingchuqudaleyizhang，talaozhangrenxudadoukuatashikuaidaibingdazhangdeliao。
tajuedejintianlaodieturanzhaoziji，shiyoubajiushiyaojianglizijide。
“jizanbatadiaoqilai！”zhuyuanzhanglianseyinchendedao。
“爹啊！”
“nizheishiganshenme，wozuocuoshenmele？”zhudidajingshise，zhuantoujiuxiangpao。
taxiaoshihoukemeishaobeilaozhuchou，zaojiuyoulejingyan，kandaolaozhupibiandouyijingnadaoshoulile，tanahainengbuzhidaozheishizhunbeiganshenme？
“跑？”
“nipaodechuzandeshouzhangxinma？”
zhuyuanzhangyihuishou，limajigeshiweiyiyongershang，bazhudidailehuilai，zhijiediaoleqilai。
把他裤子给咱扒了。
“die，wodaodizuocuoleshenme，nipingshenmedawo？”zhudiyouxiuyouqi。
tazheiduanshijiandequelaoshidehen，shizhendeshenmeyemeigana，erqietaxifudouqule，zheiyaoshibeixifuzhidaotaxianzaizheigelangbeimoyang，tazhudidelianwangnagea！
“worangniaiwanququ！”
“我让你叫门！”
“worangnidangshenmegoupidajiangjun。”
“我让你爱修道！”
“我让你做木匠！”
laozhuyebuguansanqiershiyi，shangqujiushijibianzi。
一边打还一边骂。
zheixiemingzi，tabuyongwendouzhidao，yidingbuhuishishenmehaohuangdi。
zhudibeidadepikairouzhan，gengguanjiandeshixinzhongweiqu。
“zheidoushenmedongxia！”
“dieniyuanwangwo，woshenmeshihouxiudaole，haiyoumujiangshishenmedongxia！”
“wodangshenmetianzile，woconglaimeixiangguoa！”
suishuonaneryouleibuqingdan，danzhudizheicishizhendeweiqu，tajinzhongzhishoudeshouweibeipingliangnian，meiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoba，laodiezheifeidanmeiyoujiangshang，haibeidiaoqilaida，shizaishitairangrenshangxinle！
“大哥救命！”
“娘，救命啊！”
“我爹发疯了！”
tayibiandaku，yibiangaoshenghuhan。