yebuzhidaonage**，jingranbazhoutangtangzuowanhezuihou，genyibangnanrenwaichu‘guihun’deshier，gaosuletafumu。
zaoshanggangyiqilai，tahaimeilaidejixilianni，jiubeineiweizaiguanchangshangchunfengdeyidelaoma，jihenhenxunchileyidun，shuotazheimele，yebuzhidaozizhongshade。
zheirangzhoutangtanggandaowubidefennu，danqueyouwukenaihe。
yinweitazhenbuzhidao，shinageduozuilv，batabanglaotongxuepaidianyingdeshier，gaosulemuqin。
youqimeichusadezhoutangtang，kaizhetadeaichechulebieshu，laidaozhugandaohou，jiuluoxialedingpeng，zhunbeikaichedaodongwaihuandegaosugonglushangbiaoche，jiecilaifaxieyixiaxinzhongdefennu。
zheizhongfennu，rangtajiachelikairaochenggaosuhou，haimeiyouxiaohuo，yongbipingshikuaihenduobeidechesu，xianggongsijichi，bianpao，zuilihaibutingdedunangzhe：“**，nikeqianwanbierangwozhidaonishishei！yaoshirangwozhidaonishishei，wofeidebanizhuangsi！zhuangsi！zhuang……a！”
zoushendezhoutangtang，xiangdaoyaobamougeduozuilvzhuangsideshi，xiangdangrandebacheyuekaiyuekuai，kuaidaodangtafaxianyigejiahuojingrankuaguogongluhengguomalushi，zaichacheyijinglaibujile！
dantahaishizaijingjiaoshengzhong，xiayishidehenhendecaixialechache。
zhigacierdechacheshengzhong，falalibaizheweibade，jiangneigerenzhuangshanglebankong，jiuxiangshifengzhengneiyangdezhuangshanglebankong。
wanxingdeshi，zhoutangtangchehoudecheliangjulitajulihaigouyuan，bingmeiyouzaochengexingzhuiweishigu。
完了，我撞人了！
zaikandaocheqianyigerenfeiqihou，congxiaodoumeiyoucaisiguoyizhimayidezhoutangtang，xianzaisisicaizhechache，shaleyibandekanzheqianmian，daidaidewangzheneigeluozaitachetouqianmian、youshunzhechetougundaodishangdeneigeren，naodailishiwengdeyishengxiang。
jiezhe，tajiupazailefangxiangpanshang：wanle，wozhuangrenle，wozhuangrenle，wozenmejiuzhuangrenleni？
malegebide，xingkuilaozifanyingneijiaoyigejimin，yaoburanjintianxiaomingfeideliuzaizheierbuke。
congfalalichetougunxiahou，chuzhengshunshizaidishangxianghulanneibiangundonglejiquan，ranhouyitaijiaochengzhuhulan，zhangzhangdeshuleyikouqi。
kanzhexifanghaishineimeminghuanghuangdetaiyang，chuxianshengjuedejintiandetaiyanggewaiqinqie。
meiyouteshuqingkuang，yihoushuoshenmeyebunenghengkuahulanle，zheijiushigejiaoxuna。
chuzhengbiyanweiweixiuxilepianke，ranhouzaihaojiliangqichefachudechacheshengzhong，huanglehuangbozizhengkaiyan，zaihenduoxiangzheibiankan‘nizenmejingranmeiyousia’dejingchamuguangzhong，zhanqishenzoudaohuohongsedefalaliqian。
“咳，那个啥。”
chuzhengyishouchuizhebei，yishouenzaichetou，duilimianneigepazaifangxiangpanshangdezhoutangtangshuo：“wei，nimeishiba？zheicishiwocuolea，wobugaihengkuahulande。buhaoyisia，hainishoujinglea，shou‘jing’lea……ng，zenmehuishini？”
zheigeshijie，zhentemedexiaoa，zheibushizuowanneigepaidianyingdemeinvma？
renchuzhoutangtangjiushizuowanshuaijitabaqiankuaidemeinvhou，chuzhenglianshangdebiaoqinghenqiguai。
meibanfa，zuowan，tazaiyingxiongjiumeishi，keshizhuangzuobukanyijideyangzi。
xianzai，taquenengzaibeiyiliangshisugaodajinyibaimaidechezizhuanglehou，pishiyemeiyourenjia，nengbuhuaiyitazuowanshizaiyanxi？
ng？zenmeyourenzaihewodaoqian？zheishizenmehuishi？
mengmengdongdongzhong，zhoutangtangcongfangxiangpanshangtaiqitoulai，yiyanjiukandaozhengchengxinchengyidaoqiandechuzhengle。
yi，zhendehaoyanshua，haoxiangzainaerjianguo。
e，woxiangqilaile，zuowanwomenzaipaidianyingshi，jiushizheijiahuojiulewolaizhe。
zhoutangtangdingzhechuzhenglenglepianke，jiezhejiuadeyishengjianjiaoqilai：“a！wobushiguyizhuangsinide，wozhishizaikaicheshizheiyangxiangguoa，budui，wozhixiangzhuangsini，bushibieren。a，budui，wonibielaizhaowohaobuhao？nijiuxianxiaoshi，xiaoshi！yihoumeiniandezheiyitian，wodouhuiqujinishaozhiqiande！”
“sha，niyaozhuangsiwo？”
chuzhengyouxiefansha，danjiezhejiufennule，zhangzuimadao：“kao，niguijiaohuanshenmeni？nandaonizaikaicheshi，zhishixiangyaozhuangsiwo？”
“shia，bushi，bushi！”
zhoutangtangliangzhixiaoshouluanbai，yishijianbuzhidaogaishuoshale。
kantashizaihedehenlihaideyangzi，darendaliangdechuxiansheng，yebuhaozaigentajijiaole。
miande，tazaifaxianzijiqishihenniubizaban？”suanle，laozibugenniyibanjianshi。wokejinggaonia，biezaizhouwole。neixiezhiqiana，nihaishiliuzhezijiyongba！xiaoshixiaoshi，laozizheijiuxiaoshi，landezaikanniyiyan。”
shuozhe，chuzhengyongshizhibazheyanpi，shenzhangshetouduizhezhoutangtang‘a’dedajiaoleyisheng。
“啊！鬼啊！”
mashang，zhoutangtangjiutaishouwuzhulian，jianshengdajiaoqilai。
“shengyinhenhaoting，yaoshizaichuangshangyezheiyang，jiuguoyinle。”
chuzhengheiheiyixiao，zheicaixinmanyizudepaipai**，zhuanshenzourenle。
“buyaohewo、buyaohewo，woyidinghuijinishaohenduohenduozhiqiande，qiuqiunikuaidianzouhaobuhao？woshuohuasuanhuade，zhendea！”
zhoutangtangwuzheyanjing，butingdedunangzhezheixiehua。
滴滴！
houmiandecheliang，kaishibunaifandeenlabale。
tacaimanmande，congshouzhifenglitoutoudexiangwaimiaoleyiyan。
meiyouzaikandaoneigeshetoushenlaozhang、yanjingzhenglaodaderen。
“呼！”
zhoutangtangsonglekouqi，manmandebashounakai，wangzhekongdangdangdecheqian，daile：renni？
“wei，qianmiandeneigefalalia，nizongshizhanzhexianlu，daodishizoubuzoua？bieyiweishiliangfalalijiukeyisuibiantingche！”
houmiankaipusangdeyigemen，jianneigebuzhidaoshishenshigui、dankendingbushirendejiahuoruowuqishidepaipai**zourendouhenjiule，falalihaishitingzaineierbudongdan，jiuyoudianfanle。
enlabawuxiaohou，suoxingcongchechuangneitanchunaodai，dashengzhiwenzhoutangtang
“哦。”
beibierendeshengyinjingxinghou，zhoutangtangzheicaiqingxingguolai，huitouchongzheneiyilianbunaifandegemenruoruodewendao：“gangcai，neigebeiwozhuanglederenni？”
“走了啊，”
kaipusangdegemen，kaimeixiangdaozhoushuhanzheiyangpiaoliang，gangcaihaiyiliandebunaifan，lijizhuanhuanchengyinqindexiaolian：“heihei，renjiadouzoulelaodayihuierla，zheiweixiaojie，ni、nimeiyoubeitahedaoba？”
“zoulelaodayihuierle？nei、neidishangzenmemeiyouxueni？”
zhoutangtangchidaibandekanlekandishang，bingmeiyoukandaoneizhongrangtahaipadehongseyeti。
“shia，gangcaineijiahuozhenbiantai，beinizhuangqineimegao，lengshiyidianshiyemeiyoudezoule，haizhenshixielemenle。”
“ta、tabuhuishiguiba？yaoburanzenmemeiyouzhuangsitani，erqiedishangyidianxueyemeiyou，zheishizenmehuishiya？”
zhoutangtangzhongxinqidongyijingxihuodecheziqian，zaiciyongqiuzhengdekouqixunwen‘pusang’gege。
“kendingshi、bushia，nimeiyoukandaozheimeliangdetaiyanga，guizenmeganzaiyangguangxialumianni？”
kaipusangdegemenganjue，meishiheyixiangchemeinvzaizheierliaotianyeshihenbucuodexiangshou。
zhibuguotagangyoulezheizhongganjuecaiyidiandian，zhoutangtangzhongyuhuoranqingxing，ranhoujiuzaiyebukantayiyande，guadangpaorenle。
erzheishihou，caiyouyiliangjingyongmotuowulawuladexiangzhe，conghoumianshileguolai。
xianzaiyijingshiwanshangjiudianle，shengxiajijiezuiweiqieyideshihou。
buguochuzhengqueyidianyebushufu。
henjiandan，tazaiwaimianliudaleyizhengtian，doumeiyouzhaodaoyifenxiangyangdegongzuo。
qingzhuyi：bushizhaobudaogongzuo，shixiangyangdegongzuo。
xiangdashaosuoshuodeneiyang，taniangyigefunvtongzhi，dounengquhuochezhankangmadai，chuzhengyigedaxiaohuozi，zenmekenengganbule，zhaobudaoneiyangdegongzuo？
kekangmadai，shixiangyangdegongzuoma？
当然不是。
youqishizaihuailihaichuaizhejiqiankuaishi。
suoyichuxianshengcaibuhuigenxuyaozhengqianyangjiademingongxiongdizhengqiang。
zheiyangdejieguo，ziranshizaiwaimianbaihuangyouyitianle。
“ai，zhenshiyingxiongshengbufengshia。”
chuzhengtaitouyangwangzhexingkong，hengankaidetanlekouqi，hurantingdaobeihouyourendahan：“zhanzhu！”
tahuitouyikan，jiukandaoyibangbandaxiaozizhuileguolai，bianzhuibianhan：“jidayewozhanzhu，yaoburanfeilenidetui！”
“yo，sheitemedezheimehengni？”
chuzhengmaleju，mashangtingbuzhuanshen，dengzheneixieren。
dengzheibangxiaozipaojinlehou，tacaifaxianshiwuliugezhuiyige。
“bietemedezaizhuile，zaizhuiwokeyaofanlianle！”
qianmianneigexiaozipaodaochuzhengmianqianshi，niutoumaleyiju。
dengguangzhaozaitalianshangchuzhengrenshi：yi，zheibushidashaoma？
beirenzhuidezheige，zhengshifulinmendelaoban，dashaoxiansheng。
dashaoxianshengkemeizhuyidaopangbiandechuzheng，huitoumalejuzhengyaozaipaoshi，jiaoxiaquecaizailemaluyazishang，putongyishengshuaidaozailedishang。
neihuozhuigantade，mashangjiupaoguolai，qishoubajiaodekaishitongbianta。
suishuochuzhenggendashaoshizhuke，laobandejinqianguanxi，danzongdelaishuo，taduizheijiahuodeyinxianghaibucuo，ziranbukenyanzhengzhengkanrenao。
“哎，我说你这帮”
chuzhengtaijiaogangyaozouxiarenxingdao，quefaxianzheibangbandaxiaozihoumian，haigenzhelianggeershiduosuidexiaohunhun，zhengdiaozheyanjuan，xiaohehedekan。
chuzhengziranbupazheixiexiaohunhun，dantapazheixiexiaohunhungenmougenvrenyouguan。
huashuo，chuzhengjiusuanyongjiaoyazi，yenengcaichuchaiziyanyijingzhidaotalaidaoquanchengle，bingduitazhankailecanrendezhuishaxingdong，zhengsichusouxuntadexialuoni。
erzheixiexiaohunhun，wuyijiushineinvrendeermu。
ruguozheishihouchuzhengzhangyichushouxiangzhudashao，shuobudinghuibaoluxingzongneiyang，tajiubunengzaidaizaifulinmenzhuxiaqule。
haoba，gemenjiucanrenyici，yanzhengzhengkanzheshurenbeidaba。
ai，laotianbukaiyana，xingkuidoushixiaopihaidajia，yemeisheidongdaozi，dashaozuiduobeizouchengzhutou。
buguotahaixiao，zhengsuoweijunzibaochou，shinianbuwanma，zhangdahouzaizouzheixiejiahuohaole。
kegemen，queshiyitiandoubuxiangshuijietoulea。
chuzhengxinzhongtanlekouqi，youmanmandituihuidaoleshuyingxia，henlianmindebishangleyanjing。
哎哟，妈啊！”
dashaobeizoudeguikulanghaoshi，yigenvrencongyuanchupaoleguolai：“biedahaizi！”