第1章

beiwo**zhequxiangqin,tuikaimenqueshaleyan。

zheishinalilaidejipinshuaige!

「你好,结婚!」

shuaigeheshangshu,lengmoditailetaibiliangshangdexikuangyanjing,bochungouqihudu:「xuejie,douzheimejiule,nizenmehaiyongzheizhaogoudashizushaonianni?jiumeidianerxinzhaoshu?」

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我傻了。

这他妈是梁砚!

haishibeiwodangchuliaodaoshoujiuchuaideliangyan!

靠!

他不是留学去了吗!

怎么回来了?!

「zenmebushuohuale?」tazhoumeicongdanrenshafashangzhanleqilai,yimijiudeshengaoqizhang,yapoganshizudibijinwo。

我下意识就想跑。

gangpengdaomenbashou,jiubeitashouzhiyonglibamenenzhule,lingwaiyizhishouwubishurendilouzhulewodeyao,jiangwokongzhizaitadehuaili,dongyebunengdong。

taditoumianwubiaoqingdikanxiangwo,jinyademeigutouzheyiguziyayideliqi:「youxiangpao?jiangzhi,wojiuqileguaile,zenmenimeicijiandaowodoupaodeneimekuai?shiyinweineijiu?haishipawobaofuchileni?」

wodouzheshengyin:「wo,wo,nibiechiwo,wobuhaochi,woqingnichifanxingbuxing?nizheidanwojinijielehaobuhao?」

tabugaoxingdipielexiachunjiao,lisuodangrandao:「buhao。」

我:「!」

shoujijiumingsidexiangqi,wolianmangshoumangjiaoluandinaleqilai,yibuxiaoxinkailewaifang,womadepaoxiaoruleiguaner。

「jiangzhi,worangnixiangqinnirenni!renjiaxiaozhangdengnidenglebangexiaoshi!nirensinaliqule!zheigeyaoshizaihuangle!jinnianjiebulehun,kanwozenmeshoushini!」

woyukuwulei,zheidoushenmeshiera。

「ma……ninquedingrenjiaxingzhangma……?」woxiaoxinyiyidimiaozhemianqianchouzhelianzhuangruluochademouren,danzhanxinjingdifawen。

「shia,jiuxingzhang,jiaozhanghuaide,renjiasuiranbinidawusui,danshijianchaleshentihaodehen,baozhunrangnisannianbaoliang!」

ma,nibieshuole!nikuaibieshuole!

我都要哭出来了。

liangyandelianjianzhiheidegenshenmeside,zheiqizhiluochaa,jianzhishiyechaa!

tamozheyayaoyaqiechideyangziwodoupataxiayimiaoyikoubawoboziyaoduan!

taduoguowodeshouji,meiyanjianlongzhaodiyinmaiyidianyidiandisanle,liansezhujianhuifudaoleyiguandisiwenxiaoyi:「ayi,ninhao,woshizhizhidenanpengyou,womenyijingtanlesannianle,dengmingtianwojiuhezhizhiyiqiqubaifangnin。」

woqianghuishouji,budengwomashuohua,lianmangqiangxianguale:「ma!woxinhaobuhao!」