guaduandianhuahou，wozhuangzhedanzidengta：「niganshenme！sheirangnizheimeshuode！womenzaojiufenshoule！」
liangyanyandihaoburongyifuxiandexiaoyidingge，taliangliangdiningshizhewo，chixiao：「jiangzhi，biaobaishinibiaode，zhuiwoshinizhuide，fenshouyeshinitide，shenmedoushinishuolesuan，wosuanshenme？fenshou，woconglaimeiyoutongyiguo。」
takouzhuwoyaodeshouhuanhuanshoujin，chunbanbadaoqiangzhidizaiwoerbianmosuo，shengyinyigaigangcaidelengyingbianderouruanyinya。
「jiejie，jirandouchulaixiangqinle，xuansheibushiyiyangni，laonanrenyoushenmehaode，sannianbaoliangzheizhongshierhaidekanwozheizhongnianxiadidia。」
woshuangtuiyiruan，chadianjitaguile。
这人是什么东西！
怎么说变就变啊！
takanwoxiusaodidixiatou，bianbenjialidigouyinwo，shengyinyeyuelaiyuexingganshaya。
「jiejiebushizuiqingchuwoshentihaobuhaolema？yiqianmeicitijiankeshijiejiepeiwoqudeni。」
huiyiqiyiqiandehuamian，womeirenzhupenchuliangxingbixuelai。
焯！
jiuming，laotianyeqingrangliangyandefujizhaogunchuwodenaozi！！！