装逼打脸
《装逼打脸》 小说介绍
zhuangbidalianzheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshilituohaixuqing，zhuangbidaliangushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshi“shidejie，neizheibianjiuxianjiaojinilea，wodequfashengxiadele。”lituohaizhuanshen，gangzoujibu，youhuizhuanguolaidaoxie。“xuqingjie，zheishiwodiyici……
《装逼打脸》 第一章：我，顶级神豪，主打不识人间疾苦！ 免费试读
“biyesansinianle，nizenmehunchengxianzaizheigeyangzi？”
“womenzheicizhendechedijieshule！”
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kandaoxiashufalaidexiaoxi，lituohaijiuxiangxiao。
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fanfushucihou，xiashuhuileju，“lituohai，nishiyaoxiaosiwo，haogenwodeshitizaiyiqima？”
“dourangnipingshishaokandianwangwen，nibuting，zheixianaozichuwentileba！hahaha~”
“shi，wochengren，niyipochanjiudiuxiani，shiyoudiancanren，danrenjianvhaizideqingchunhenbaogui，zhendehaobuqi，zheiyang，wojinizhuan300，nixianzaiganjinquyiyuanguagehao，zhizhinaozi。”
henkuai，duihuakuangdanchu300kuaidezhuanzhangjilu，shangmianbeizhuzhe“kuaiqukankannaozi。”
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“tuohai……wo……wozhenmeixiangdao，wodelikai，huijinizheimedadeciji，zaijinizhuan500，nizhidegenghaode。”
duihuakuangyoudanchu500kuaidezhuanzhangjilu，shangmianbeizhuzhe“guahaofei”。
lituohaixunsushoudiao800kuaidezhuanzhang，faxiaoxidao：“zhuangbidalianzhishiwodebuju，nidongshenme？aiya，youbaipiaolezhizhang800kuai，xiexieang。”
“xiashu，genxinnanyouzaiyiqihou，nideyixiexiguanrangtajizhe，biewangle，xianzaiwofajini。”
“gangbennixihuanyongtudianlangyade，siwaxihuanchuanyuwangliantikaidangde，didianxihuanzaixishoujianjingziqiande，zishixihuangouniaoniaoshide，fadongjixihuanyongv12de。”
kanzheduihuakuangfengkuangxianshi“duifangzhengzaishuruzhong”，lituohaixunsulaheishanchu，yitaosihuaxiaolianzhaoxingyunliushui，zaiwandian，neikendingjiushihanmaliangjigaodehuifule。
haozaitameijihui，debiezhe！
riluoxishannibupei，haitemeluojingxiashi，shuoyixiehualaicijiwo，dengwodongshanzaiqi，qianwanbiegengetiangousidelaiquyanfushi。
恶心！犯贱！
beijinglixiangshiweileyijinhaixiang，kebunengzaijixu，guilairengshitiangoudejuqing！
“pa！”yidaoqingcuidexiangsheng。
zuozaigongweishangdelituohailengshenpianke，henhenshuaijizijiyierguang，liandoushanhongle。
zheiyibazhang，dazijizaicuowudenvrenshenshang，langfeiletaiduodeshijianhejinqian！
“pa！”youshiyidaoqingcuidexiangsheng。
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houmiantayoujieguangzhouweiqinqipengyoudeqian，xiangzhejuedifanji，sheicengxiangluodegefuzhai80duowandexiachang……
hunchidengsitiantianchihepiaodudeyouqianren，hundefengshengshuiqi，xiangyaobuduanjinbu，jiankuchuangyederenquefuzhaileilei。
现实就是这么魔幻。
zaijingguoshehuidudahoudeta，budebuxuanzejiarushanhaichuanmeigufenyouxiangongsizuowodi。
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突然！
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henkuai，lituohaijiushoudaotafalaidedingdingxiaoxi。
【lituohai，nidiyitianruzhi，qingtongshimenhebeinaicha，yibeinaichabugui，hainengtuanjietongshizhijiandeguanxi，zheidianrenqingshiguniyaodong。】
kandaozheitiaoxiaoxi，lituohaikuxiao：“wodaoshixiangqingtongshihenaicha，yedeyaoyouqiana。”
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【叮！】
“ding？”lituohaimeimaomengdixiangshangyitiao，waizuiweixiao，“ganxietianganxiedi！changnianjinyinqidiandewo，zhongyudenglailetianjiangjinshouzhima！”
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jiuzailituohaihuaiyizijishibushichuxianhuantingshi。
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【lituohai，bujiushirangniqingtongshihediannaichama，nizhiyuma？zhenbuhuilaishier。】
tayisaoxindifuzhaideyinmai，neizhongjiuweideganjueyouhuilaile！
有钱人的底气！
【xuzhuguan，quedingshisuoyourenma？】
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lituohaidakaimeituan，likezaixingbakeshangxiadan2000duobeikafei，
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【lituohai，nizhuyidianzhichangjilv，niyaoshibuyuanyiqingjiusuanle，kanbaniweinande。】
kanzhexuzhuguanfalaidexiaoxi，lituohaishangxiadaliangqitaneishuangjuemeideheisidazhangtui。
“nianshaobuzhishaofuhao，cuobashaonvdangchengbao。”
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