装逼打脸
《装逼打脸》 小说介绍
lituohaixuqingshiyiweixinhuaizhengyidenianqingzhentan，zaiyidunliushikuaichuangzuodexiaoshuo《zhuangbidalian》zhong，tajiangmianduiyixiliepushuomilidemoushaanjian。fuyouzhihuihedongchalidelituohaixuqingbuduanpojiexiansuo，jieshizhenxiangbeihouyinzangdeyinmou。zheibudoushixiaoshuojinzhangciji，chongmantuilihexuanyiyuansu，kaolvdaohunxingchiduoleyehuini，dehunsudapeideyuanze，tadiantoushuo：“chayebucuo，huiganweitingnonghoude。”……bijiangdaijiduzheyixiangbudaodejingxihezhenhan。
《装逼打脸》 第三章：2000亩果园改开发地了 免费试读
“啪嗒。”
bansuizheqingcuideguanmensheng，jinrubangongshidelituohaixinli，youxiemomingjidong。
yaoshuoturanbeilingdaojiaodaobangongshi，haishirenmensixialishuodenvmotou。
zijiyinggaijinzhang，tante，haipacaidui。
keyixiangdaoyurijuzengdecaifu，tadexinzangjiukuangtiao，shenzhiganjueyouyidiudiuxiaociji。
“xuqingjie，nizhaowoa？”
cike，xuqingzhengzuozaibangongzhuoqian，buzhiheshitahuanshangleyifujinsiyanjing，gengshijirenyujiefanshizudeganjue。
zaipeishangdivhongsezhaiqun，goulechudetunbuquxian，haiyouneishuangchuanzheheisigaogendedazhangtui。
lituohaikanjianhou，xintiaodegengkuaile。
“shuoba，laishanhaiganmalaile？”xuqingyanjingweiweixiangshangfanzhuan，zhigougoudekanxiangta，neizhongyapoganshizudeyanshen，gaodetayouxiejinzhang。
“shang……shangbana，hainenggansha？”lituohaizaibangongzhuoqiandeyizishangzuoxia，songsongjiandao。
“shangban？shixiqi6geyue，gongzi3800，shangbandiyitianqingquangongsiyuangonghexingbake？”xuqinglenghengyisheng。
“shuoba，youshinajiadegongzi？shichulaitiyanshenghuolea，haishixianglaizheilijileijingyan，ranhouchuquchuangye，xiangjiazuzhangbeizhengmingzijidenengli？”
xuqingjinnian30sui，zaimodougongsizuonvgaoguan，sanjiaojiuliu，shenmerendoujianguo。
anshuoyitadeyanzhi，suishuozaigeleijipinmeinvjujidechuanmeigongsipaibushangdiyi，danyezhishaoshiqianshi，jiuzheiyang，tahaibuyuanyiqugannvzhubo，fanershilaiyunyingbuxinxinkukudangzhuguan，meigeyuehainengnadao6weishudegongzi。
jiukeyikanchu，yanqianzheigenvrenbujiandan。
zheidoushilituohaigangcaifakafeideshihoudatandaode，jialijiangdejin4chu6，zuoyongjiuzaizheili。
xinzizaimeigegongsidoushuyujiqimingandehuati，xunchangrenhaizhendatanbudao。
“haishimanbuguoxuqingjiea。”lituohaipeixiao，tankaishoushuo：“buguowojiahaizhenshiputongjiating。”
“putong？”xuqingnaqibangongzhuoshangdebingmeishi，“qingquangongsihedebawanduoba，nigaosuwo，putongzainali？”
“jienixianbiejia，wohaimeishuowanni？”lituohaibuchongdao：“benlaiwojiajiuzhishiyoupian2000duomudeguoyuan，danshinishuoqiaobuqiao，lingdaozaiditushanghualegequan，gaichengkaifadile。”
“nijiashinaerde，wozenmemeitingguo？”xuqingwen。
“beifang，xionganxinqu。”
“neiwomingbaile，neiqueshiyouzheigeshili。”xuqingweiweiyixiao。
“woyeshigangshoudaolaoyezifalaidexiaoxi，jiuzaiganggang，nirangwoqingbumentongshihenaichadeshihou。”lituohaishuo。
“benlai，woyejuedeqingquangongsihexingbakezheijianshi，shiyoudianguoyugaodiaole，danzheirenyushangxishier，zongdeqingzhuyixiabushi？”
“wobaa，suishuoshigeguonong，laoshiren，dantacongxiaojiujiaoguowo，zheizhuanqianderenajiuxiangpixiu，zhizhidaojinbuzhidaochu，zaowandezigeerchengsi。”
xuqinglejiedao“zhenshi”qingkuanghou，zheicaiduixianqiandeshihuangrandawu。
hezhegangcaineixiaozizijishanziji，yeshijuede2000muguoyuangaikaifadizheishier，youdianguoyuxuanhuanle？
shanzijiliangbazhang，haoquedingxiashibushizaizuomeng？
hezheneiliangjumajiehuayebushizhenduiwodebei。
xuqingxiaozheyaotou，yiweishenzhangdishuochuyijuhua：“zheirenna，youshihoudoubuguanzhushishi，zhihuicongzijidejiaoduchufa，qujieshishenbianfashengdeyiqieshi。”
jiantabeizijipiandaole，lituohaimanggenzheyingheshuo：“kebushima，zheiwangyangmingdoushuoguole，woxinjiyuzhou。”
zaixitongjianglinzhiqian，tahaizhenxiangguo，houmiancongyunyingbutiaocaodaogongsiduanjubu，zhaodaozijishibaideyuanyin，jizangoujingyanhou，jixuqupaiduanju。
kexianzaiyouxitongle，haileisileihuodegansha？
zanghuoleihuojiaojibieren，xiangshouliujiziji！
quzuoxianqianbuganzuodeshiqing！quchixianqianchibuqidemeishi！quchuanxianqianmaibuqideshechipinyifu！kaihaoche，zhubieshu，shuimeiren！
享受就完事儿了！
juebunengzaishouqi，juebunengzaidangsunzi，zhudadejiushizuogehegedeyouqianren，suixinsuoyu，bushirenjianjiku！
zheishi，xuqingcongyizishangzhanqilai，gaogenxiecaitadimiandeshengyinshineimeyueer。
tazoudaolituohaigenqian，shoulinazhezhangzhijin，wanxiayaoqucalituohaizuijiaodekafeizi。
“wocao，zheiniangmenerguyideba，gouyin，chiluoluodegouyin！”lituohaixinzangkuangtiao，xuqingbenjiuchuanzhediv，zheiyiwanyao，xiongqiandegouhebaoludegengjiamingxianle。
“tajiushiguyide！guyijiwojihuitoukui！”lituohaianmayisheng：“laozijiubukan。”
tatingzhishenban，mubuxieshi，yifuzhengrenjunzimoyang。
zheizhongxiangkanyoubugankandemoyang，zaixuqingyanli，keaijile。
“zhenshigekeaidedidi。”
xuqingyoushouchengzaibangongzhuoyanshang，yipiguzuoshangqu，neibaomanqdanderougan，rangrenfuxianglianpian。
“jinhouyoushenmedasuan？”
“zhunbeicizhima？”xuqingdetaidu，mingxianbiandewenhele，zheigexiashuzuilidenvmotou，huanshanglingwaiyifumoyang。
“cizhi？cishenmezhi？woxiangxianchendianxiaziji。”lituohaishuo：“jialigangjiwodaleyibaiwanrangwoxianshiyingshiying，woyepazijitaipiaole，houmianchushi。”
“zheibugenzhongdajiangshiyiyangdema？genjutongji，neixiezhongdajiangderenquandoumeishenmehaoxiachang，zheizhongqianchezhijian，wodeyinyiweijie。”
tingtazheimeshuo，xuqingduiyanqianzheigexiaodidideyinxiangyouhaolejifen。
tashenzhidoumeichajuedao，zijizouguangle，qundideheisesikuwaheleisiloukongneikuxianluwuyu。
“jie，yaobu……zanhuangezishi？”lituohaishanyitixing。
xuqingshunzhetadeyanshenwangqu，zheicaigangataiqipigu，congbangongzhuoshangxialai，zuodaoyizishang。
zaicihuifuqixianqiandeyujiemoyang。
“bucizhi，neihoubianzhunbeichuangye？”
“woshabiachuangye？”tiqichuangye，lituohaixinlijiuyumen，luodaoxianzaideqicanxiachang，jiushiyinweitaxianggengjinyibu，xinxinkukuaogengshouye，zuizhong200duowankuiguangbushuo，haidaoqian80wan！
fuzhaiderizikebuhaoguo，neikezhenshichangbianrenqinglengnuan，kanjinshitaiyanliang！
“chuangye？neishiamaoagoucaigandehuoer！”
“jiuwoxianzaizheijiaye，zhiyaobudu，buzhandu，guanghualixi，yongyuandouhuabuwan！”
“haichuangye？neideshideleduodadebing？”
xuqingyebuzhidaoweishenme，yitidaochuangye，lituohaidefanyingnengyouzheimeda？
buguotakeyipandingchu，yanqianzheigexiaodidihencongming。
zhishaoshiyaoyouyutatonglingrendepingjunshuiping！
“neizheibaner，zanjiuxianshangzhebei？gongziwogencaiwushuoyixia，jinizhangdao8000，3800zaimodouqueshitaidile。”xuqingshuo。
lituohaitinghou，xinliwuweizachen。
地球人还真是奇怪。
zheimeduoxuyaoyangjiahukouderenbujitamenzhanggongzi，fanerjizijizheigefugezhangjiqiankuaidesangualiangzao。
“nei……neijiuxiexiexuqingjiele。”
gangdaowanxie，xuqingdexiayijuhua，jiurangtanaoguaziwengwengde，tadouxiangxiangbudaonvrenzaiyouqianrenmianqian，nengyouzheimezhudong。
“tuohai……nixihuankunbangma？”xuqingzuozaiyizishang，yaozhezuichun，gaolengdiyangqitou，jingzhidezhuangrongxia，louchugesaodaoguzilidebiaoqing。
“a？zhei……xuqingjie，zheishibudeba？”lituohaizhenjingle，youxieshouzuwucuo。
tabizhezui，lianjiadepingguojibennengshangyang，yanjingkanxiangbangongshidedimian。
害羞道：“喜欢。”
“neixiabanhou，nilaibangongshijiaban。”xuqingshenchushetou，tianshizuijiaodekafeizi。