装逼打脸
《装逼打脸》 小说介绍
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“ninhao，didihaohuacheweininfuwu，shiweihao3367ma？”
“ng。”lituohaidiantou，zuodaobaoshijie911fujiashihou，yimibadedagezhenggeshenziaozaihouzuo，beidoushenbuzhi，bitemegongjiaochehaibushufu！
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lituohaiyouxianhezhebalishui，yihuodao：
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“a？”nianqingsijibiankaichebianshuo：“zheige，fensanzhongqingkuang。”
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zheijiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutua。
“wo，woluochataidale，xianzaiguodedoushishenmerizia，meidunzhinengchiwaimai，neiwaimaishirenchidema？”
tingdaozhei，lituohaiganjueyoubeimaofandao。
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shousideluotuohaizhenshibimada！
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tingtazheimeshuo，lituohaijuedezheirenhaishitingcongmingde。
suiranchulehuaqian，shadoubuhui。
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“ci——！”sijiyigejichache，mengdibachetingdaolubian，dengzheyiduidayanjingniuguotou，“ge，ninrenzhende？”
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“neiqueshiyouzheigeshili。”
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tazhongxinyongyizhongdaliangdeyanshen，shangxiasaolianglituohai，huoredexinzangxunsulengquexiaqu，yishenshangxiaquanshimeijianguodezapai，kancaizhi，gujichaobuguo500kuaiqian。
“ge，ninnawokaiwanxiaodeba？”
lituohaizhuanshen，weixiaodao：“genniyiyang，tiyanshenghuo，mingtianjiubanjia。”
“woshuoguoyaomaijiukendingyaomai，baxinfangduzilia。”
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“tamalegebide！zhongyuyaolikaizheigeguidifangle！”
“再也不见！”
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likaifangjianshi，youshunshoucongyiduishujilichouchuyiben，《dingjisijidezhongjixiuyang》。
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jingchangbeiwangyoudiaokan，“nitemeyaobushuo，woyiweinishisijini！”