《说我喷子?一首罗刹海市掀翻娱乐圈!》 小说介绍
《shuowopenzi?yishouluochahaishixianfanyulequan!》shiyiburangrenxianruchensidedoushixiaoshuo,youzuojialaopenzichuangzuo。gushizhujiaoluyunfangyueyidemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghejiatingjiujiezaiyiqi,zhanxianlefuzaderenxingheshijieguan。xiaoshuoyiqishenkedesikaohejingxingoujiandeqingjiexiyinleguangdaduzhe。“woquanjiahuibuhuijinhuozangchangbuhaoshuo,danshinizhangchengzheiyang,jianyinizaodianqutuzaichangba。”“youyishuoyi,wojiayiqian……。
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第2章
“luyun!nizaishuoshenme?!”
wutaishangdezhengzhuyangchenhaimeikaikou。
fandaoshitaixiadefangyueyilvxiankaikou,weihuqilezijiagege。
tacengdezhanqilai,zhizheluyundebizi:“luyunwogaosuni,jintiannibudaoqian,womenzheihunjiujueduibukenengzaijiede!”
“wominglingni,xianzai、like、mashang,jiwojiagegedaoqian!”
zheinvrendeshengyinhaodaa。
luyunxinzhong,buyoudishanguoyigexiangfa。
fangyueyideshengyinshizhendeda!
dadaojiqianrenhuiguandecaozashengdoumeiyouyaxiatadeshengyin,beizhouweidexiaoxiannvmentingdeqingqingchuchu。
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yishengshengnuhouxiangqi,putiangaididemanmashengruchaoshuibanyonglai。
mazhemazhe,shenzhiyoujidongdefensichaozheluyuntukoushui。
jigekanqilaijiuerbaijinqibudetanke,gengshichongshanglai,sihuxiangyaobaluyunandao。
zhouweidebaoanjianzhuang,ganmangguolailaluyun,shengpatabeizheiqunfengkuangdenvrenzhijiedasile。
naocanfenkeshishenmedougandechulaide!
weilejianouxiang,zishadedouyou!
yiyanbuhe,tongrendaozideyebuzaishaoshu!
taishangdeyangchenliansebushan,yangzhetou,yongxiabakanzheluyun。
kankan,zheiliquandoushiwodefensi!
你还敢跟我斗?
yirenyikoutumodounengyansini!
ta,yangchen,huaguodingliuxiaoxianrou!
三千万粉丝!
yigeputongren,nashenmegentadou?
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“nishuoshuo,nixiangrangwozenmedaoqian?”
fangyueyihengleyisheng,zhizheluyundebizi。
“ni,xianzaijiuguixialaijiwojiagegedaoqian!”
“dangzhesuoyourendemian,jiwojiagegexiagui、ketou,burandehua,niyihoudoubiexianggenwozaiyiqile!”
下跪?
磕头?
luyunnuhuozhongshao,dengzhefangyueyi
tabuxihuanyangchenzheizhongwaiqiangzhonggandexiaoxianrou。
gengtaoyanfangyueyizheizhongwunaoweihudenaocanfen!
kanzheluyunbushuohua,zhishidengzheziji,fangyueyigengjiajiaoao:“luyun,bieyiweinibushuohua,zheijianshijiunengjiejuele。”
“xianzai,xiagui、daoqian,burannizoubuchuzheigechangguan!”
luyunkanzhezhouweifengkuangdenvren,touyicizhenzhenshishideganshoudaole,fanquannvrenshiduomekongbu。
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cishicike,zhenggechangguanyijingzhijieshikong!
luyunnazhehuatong,yiziyijudidao:“wozheiyibeizi,guitian、guidi、guifumu。”
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“duile,wanglegaosunile。”
“nizheizhongnaocan,congjintianqijiushiwodeqiannvyoule。”
“wojiasongdeliushibawancaili,yigezidoubuyaoshao,quandoujiwotuihuilai!”
“nijiagegezuilipenfen,nidouyaonazuiqujie,zhenshihaoyangde!”
yangchenbenlaihaizhigaoqiang,juedeyoufensibangzijichutou,genbenbuxuyaozijiqinzixiachangduixian。
naihe,luyundezuishizaishitaidule!
竟然说他满嘴喷粪!
tazaiyulequanhunlezheimeduonian,zicongchengmingyilai,shenmeshihoubushiqianhuhouyongde,jingranbeiluyunjimadegouxuelintou!
zaitakanlai,tadeshuochangwurennengbi!
wanquanshiluyuntingbudongqizhongdeshenyi。
“ni......nijiaoluyunshiba?”
“henhao,wodeyanchanghuiquanchangdouyoujilu,nideyiyanyixingdoubeijiluzaian,niyijingqinfanlewodemingyuquan!”
“nixianzaijiushidaoqiandouyijingwanle!”
“nibixuweinideyanxingfuchudaijia!”
“shuoba,nishisheiqingguolaide,jingranzheiyangmoheiwo?”
luyunmeirenzhu,xiaochulaile。
takanzheyangchen,xiaoshengchuanbianquanchang:“bushibabushiba,nibuhuizhendejuedenichangdehenhaoba?”
“wogaosuni,wobushirenherenqingguolaide。”
“代价?”
“wozhibuguoshishuoleshihua,zenmejiushimoheile?”
“buxinniquwangshangwenwen,rangwangyoumentingyiting,nichangdegeshibushihepenfenmeishenmequbie?”
“jiunizheizhongwanyi,wojiagouyongjiaodouyitiandounengxiechulaisanjin!”
“wowangjianpanshangsabami,wojiajiyitiandounengtaochulailiangshouge,haidebinixiedehao,buranlangfeiwodemi......”
陆云的话戛然而止。
不是他没话说了。
zuoweihulianwangchonglangduoniandelaopenzi。
jiuzheizhongshashanglidehua,tanengpenshangsantiansanye,doubudaizhongyangde。
wentishi,zheiqunnvrentaifengkuanglea!
唰!唰!唰!
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luyunjianshibumiao,guoduankailiu。
tanaoziyoubing,caihuihezheixienaocanfendongshou。
zheiqunnaocanfenquandoushifengzi!
zijigentamengan,chikuidezhihuishiziji。
meitingjiandouyourenshuo,yaogaozijiqiangjianma?
qiliao,tagangpaomeiliangbu,jiutingjiantaishangyangchenyazhenuhuodeshengyinchuanlai。
“doulengjinglengjing,buyaodongshou!”
“nibushishuonijiadegoudounengxiema?”
“youbenshi,nilaijiwochangyishou,ruguoninengchangdegenwoyiyanghao,wojiufangnizou。”
陆云被他逗乐了。
zhuantoukanxiangwutaishangdeyangchen:“niqueding,wonengchangdegenniyiyanghao,nijiufangwozou?”
“没错!”
yangchengaogaozaishangdikanzheluyun。
yigeputongren,haixiangchangdegenwoyiyanghao?
做梦去吧!
陆云打量着杨晨。
这家伙......
不会真是傻的吧?
tachangdeneiwanyi,bushiyoushoujiuxingma?
zhenyiweizijichangdeduohaoa?
jiuzaicishi,yidaobinglengdexitongtishiyin,chuxianzailuyundeerpan。
【penrenjiubianqiangxitongjihuo!】
【suzhunupenyangchen,jiangli:gaojigechangjiqiao】
【suzhunupenfangyueyi,jiangli:luochahaishi】
陆云不由地一愣。
xinzhongwendao:“xitong?niyoushenmeyong?”
【benxitongweipenrenjiubianqiangxitong,zhiyaosuzhuyanzhiyouju,pengaipenderen,jikehuodejiangli】
陆云点点头。
zijizonghenghulianwangershinian,penrenzheiyidian,keshisheidoubufu。
kanlai,xitongyejuedefangyueyiheyangchenshigenaotan。
tamolemokudou,limianduochulaiyigeupan。
luyunxinzhongyoushu,dangjidao:“gennichangdeyiyanghao,neiwobushiyedepenfen?”
“lai,jintianworangnizhidaoyixia,shenmecaishiyinle!”
“bushinizaizheisuibianzhongfuliangju,peishangbanzou,jiujiaoyinle!”
luyunpieleyanpangbiandefangyueyi,wushileduifangfengkuangdaoxiangchirendeyanshen,sanbubingzuoliangbu,kuashanglewutai。
说我喷子?一首罗刹海市掀翻娱乐圈!