说我喷子？一首罗刹海市掀翻娱乐圈！
《说我喷子？一首罗刹海市掀翻娱乐圈！》 小说介绍
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《说我喷子？一首罗刹海市掀翻娱乐圈！》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
“jinitaimei~baby~”
“dada、dada，jinishizaishitaimei！”
“这首歌……”
luyunroulerounaodai，anmayisheng：“nijinimani？”
xiayishidemawanzhihou，erpanyouxiangqidiankuangdehuanhusheng。
“啊啊啊啊啊啊！”
陆云皱眉看向周围。
faxianzuozaizijishenbiande，shiyigechuanzhebaisehunshadenianqingnvren，kanqilaiyinyinyouxieshuxideganjue。
yigugujiyiyongrunaohai，luyundebiaoqingdunshibiandejingcaiqilai。
made，neigechuanzhehunshadenvrenjingranshitadenvpengyou！
他穿越了！
zheishiyigeheqianshixiangsidujigaodepingxingshijie。
zhishiwenyuhewenhuabeijinglveyoubutong。
cishicike，zaitaishangchangzhejinitaimeide，zhengshizheigeshijiezuichishoukeredexiaoxianrouyangchen！
tapangbian，chuanzhehunshadenvren，zhengshiqianshendenvpengyou。
yangchenbaohuoduonian，jinnianhuranxuanbuyaokaiyanchanghui，yidaqunnvfensiwuyangwuyangdehanzheyaojiajiqingchun，fenfenchuanshanghunsha，qianlaicanjiatadeshouchangyanchanghui。
zijidenvpengyou，zhengshiyangchendetieganfensi。
luyunniuzhetoukanxiangquanchang，shuqianrendechangguanzuowuxuxi，quanshichuanzhehunshadenianqingnvren。
“jiajizijideqingchun……”
“zheiqunnaocanfen，zhenshiheren。”
luyunwunaidikuxiao，tingzhezhouweichuanlaidezaoyin，zhixiangcongxianchanglikai。
“Oh、eh、oh
现在确认地告诉我
Oh、eh、oh
你到底属于谁……”
这也叫歌？
zheiyenengrangzheiqunnaocanfenfengkuang？
luyunyaoyaotou，kanxiangpangbianzijidenvpengyou，fangyueyi。
“杨哥天下第一！”
“huayuletanyongyuandeshen！”
“yanggezenmezheimelihai，shenmeleixingdegedounengjiayudezhu，aaaa，woyaojiyanggeshenghaizi！”
“……”
yipangjidongdihuiwuzheyingguangbang，sangzidouhanyaledenvyouyijiuzaichezhesangzidahan，genbenmeiyouyishidaoluyunzhengzaikanziji。
budebushuo，fangyueyideyanzhihaibucuo。
huazhuangzhihou，keyidage85fen。
fubaimaomei，zhangxiangxiuqi，kanqilaixiangshilinjiaguaiguainvyiban。
只可惜，是个脑瘫。
luyunpieleyiyan，jiumeishenmexingqukanle。
daizhezijinanpengyouchuanhunshakanbiedenanrendeyanchanghui，zheideshishenmenaotancainengganchulaideshiqing？
huixiangzhejiyizhongdehuamian，luyundelianseweibian。
benlai，lianggerenqishidouyijingzoudaodinghunzheiyibule，jigeyuehoujiuyaojiehun。
luyunjiatingtiaojianyibanban，weilecouqifangjiayaodeliushibawantianjiacailiyijifang、che，keyishuoshibanengjiedeqinqiquandoujieleyibian。
laoliangkourenhao，xiangzhexianranglianggerenjiehunguorizi，tamenzijichidianku，zainulijinianyenengbaqianhaishang。
fangyueyiyaochuanhunshalaikanyanchanghui，yuanshenbenlaishijianjuebutongyide。
jieguo，fangyueyiqingpiaopiaodeyiju“buxingjiufenshou”，yuanshenzhinengbiequdetongyi，shenzhizhaodaxuetongxuejielewuqiankuaiqian，maileliangzhanggaojiahuangniupiao，caichenggongjinchang。
“zheimeshuoqilai，wozheiqianshenyeshigenaotan。”
陆云心中暗骂一声。
danfanshigenanren，yeganbuchulaizheizhongwonangshi！
taxiangdaozheili，qishenjiuyaolikai。
fangyueyizheicifanyingguolai，yibazhuazhuleluyun：“luyun，niganshenme？”
啪！
luyunbatadeshoushuaikai：“**shenme，niguandezhema？”
“haohaogennideqingchunjiehunquba。”
takebuguanzhezheizhongniangmen。
fangyueyiliansedunshiyileng。
“luyun，nidaodishenmeyisi？”
“buxianggenwozaiyiqilejiugun，danwuwokanyanchanghui！”
tasuiranzuozhe，queshiyongjugaolinxiadeyanshenkanzheluyun。
似乎吃定了他。
fanzhenghuijiazhihou，zijizhiyaofagepiqi，luyunyehaishiyaohongziji。
这男人，就是窝囊！
luyun“e”leyiju，landedalizheiniangmen。
tazhuanshenjiuzou，xinzhonghaixiangzhe，zijiyinggaizenmeyonglianggeshijiechajuzhuanqian。
chuanyuele，buxiangzhegaoqian，nandaohaihezheizhongnaocannvyoufendoufa？
xingxingba，youqiandehuashenmenvrengaobuding？！
fangyueyikantamanbuzaihudeyangzi，dunshiqishangxintou。
“luyun，niyaoshizoule，zheihunjiubiejiele！”
周围太吵了。
luyungenbenmeitingdaotashuoshenme。
fangyueyijianzhuang，yeshiduqidepieguotou。
kanzhewutaishangchangtiaodeyangchen，tahenkuaixixiaoyankai，jianjiaoqilai：“aaaaa！laogonghaoshuai！”
忽然！
全场的灯光熄灭！
zhiliuxiayidaoguang，congwutaishangdadaoguanzhongxi。
fangyueyidunshibishangzui，jinzhangqilai。
tazhidao，zheishiyaoshaixuanxingyunguanzhongle，sheibeizheishuguangzhaodao，sheijiushibenchangdexingyunguanzhong，nenggoudengtaiheyangchenyiqiyanchu！
“xuanwo！xuanwo！xuanwo！”
fangyueyizaixinzhongqidaozhe，yanzhengzhengdikanzhezheishuguangcongtashenshangcaguo，luozailebuyuanchu。
qiahaoshizhengzailichangdeluyun！
luyunbeiguangzhaodaodeshihoubujinyileng，jiujianyougegongzuorenyuanyiluxiaopaoguolai，songjitayigehuatong。
fangyueyiyongjinlequanshendeliqi，chongzheluyundahan：“luyun，bajihuirangjiwo，rangwoshangtaiba！”
“rangwoshangtaidehua，wohuiqujiugennijiehun！”
噗嗤！
luyunmeirenzhu，xiaochushenglai。
zheiniangmenyiweizijishisheia？
buguo，tabenlaishixiangdiuxiahuatongzhijiezoude，xianzaiquehuanlegezhuyi。
yangchenzhuanshen，kanxiangtaishangdeyangchen。
ganggangchangwanyishougedeyangchenqichuanyuyu，yongshoupayibiancahanyibianwendao：“zheiweipengyou，gongxinichengweilebenchangdexingyunguanzhong。”
“woyaoqingnishangtai，genwoyiqiyanchang！”
“只不过……”
tademuguangluozailuyundeshenshang，yuqiyouxiebushan：“wokannitinggetingdaoyiban，huranqishenyaolikai，shiduiwodexingebumanyima？”
shengyinluoxia，quanchangdunshibaofachuzhenzhenqieqiesiyu。
“shenmema，tingwojiagegedege，jingranhaizhongtulichang，taibuzunzhongrenleba！”
“lajinanren，nanrendougaisi，yidiandoubudongdexinshang！”
“jiarenmensheidonga，jintiankaikaixinxintingge，jingranpengdaogexiatounan！”
“luyun，rangwoshangchangba！woqiuqiunile！”
zhongrendemuguang，quandouluozaileluyunshenshang。
luyunlianshangyebujinluchuyisiguguaidexiaoyi。
takanxiangtaishangdexiaoxianrou，naqihuatong，yiziyijudidao：“nijiranchengxinchengyidiwenle，wojiudafacibeidegaosuni。”
“wobushiduinidexingebumanyi。”
yangchenlianseguguai，zheihuazenmeyuetingyueyouwenti？
“bijingjiunizheizhongxiaonaoweisuodedongxi，yejiuzhinengxiechuzheizhonggele。”
“我的意思是……”
“nidege，jiushilaji。”
“懂了吗？”
瞬间，全场哗然！