《系统疯了,让我洗脑整个西游》 小说介绍
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《系统疯了,让我洗脑整个西游》 第3章 免费试读
第3章
“发生什么了?”
tongbeiyuanhoushentisuzhiqiangda,suirannaodaiaileyixiazhongji,danqingxingguohouhenkuaijiuhuifule。
shitoukandaozheiyimuyeshianzizashe。
zhinengshuo......zhenbukuishilinghouma?
“dangranshiwozuodege。”
shitoukanleyiyanshenpangderuhuojian,“wodebaobei,meiyouzheige,nijiuyaosige。”
“谢谢,小石头。”
tongbeiyuanhoukanzhezuozaisunwukongtoudingdangzhejiaoyadeshitou,fazineixindeshuodao。
“buyongxie,buyongxie,doushihuaguoshandeyifenzima。”
shitoushenchushou,“na。”
“a?”tongbeiyuanhouyouxiebumingbaishitoudeyisi。
“taozia!nishuonijiwozhaide!woyaochitaozi!”shitouliangzhishoudoushenlechulai。
“啊!哈哈哈!”
tongbeiyuanhouhenxianranmeiyouyuliaodaoshitoushizheigeyisi,“nidengwoyixia,woxianzaijiuquzhai......”
“suanleba。”shitouturanshouhuishou,“niyinggaishangdebuqing,wozijizhai。”
taniutoukanleyiyanruhuojian,“zhaitaoziqu。”
ruhuojianyuanbenzhengzaishangxiapiaofu,turanjiutingzhule。
jianshenwanlewan,bichuyigewenhao,sihushizaishuo:a?wo?
“dui,meicuo。”shitoudianlediantou,“jiwozhaiwugeyingde,wugeruande。”
ruguoruhuojianhuishuohuadehuajueduihuimajie。
dankexitabuhui......tahaizhenhuishuohua。
“airuhuo......”
tabumandibofangzhe《airuhuo》,chaozheshulinlifeiqu。
tongbeiyuanhoukanzheshitou,“nizhendeshihuaguoshandeyaoguai?zheidengbaobeinidouyou?”
“banshenglingbao。”shitouxiaoxixide,“duile,xiaoshihou,kanneigepubu。”
“看那个干什么?”
sunwukongyouxiebujie,danhaishikanxiangpubu。
“tiaoguoqu。”shitouhuidadao,“woxiangjinqukankan,erqie......”
shitoukanxiangtongbeiyuanhou,“wolaideshihouhaoxiangtingdaoyouxiaohouzishuotiaoguoneigepubu,jiunengzuohouwang?”
tongbeiyuanhouyileng,ranhoudiandiantou,“shide。”
“xiaoshihou,yaobuyaozuohouwang?”
“houwang?shishenme?”sunwukongbulijiezheigecidehanyi。
shitounaolenaozijidexiebian,sisuolepiankejisunwukongjieshileyixia,“chengweihouwangjiushiyaobaohuhouzihousunmen,gangcaitongbeiyuanhoubeihunshimowangdadao,nixiangdaoleshenme?”
“我......”
sunwukongzhalezhayanjing,“woganjuehennanguo,woxiangyaoshangqudapaoneigeshenmemowang。”
“duige,zheijiushibaohu,baohuzijidehouqunbubeiqifu,rangmeiyigexiaohouzidouchibaochuannuan,kaikaixinxinde,zheijiushihouwang。”
“chibao,kaixin。”sunwukongkanzhezijishoulidetaoziruoyousuosi。
tazhengzaikuaisulijiezheigecidehanyi,zuoweilingmingshihoudeta,suiranbushitianshengjiunengzhidaotiandijiandeshiqing,dantadexuexihelijienenglihenkuai。
tongbeiyuanhouzaiyipangkanzheliangrenduihua,lengleleng,youkanleneixiexiaohouzi,zuizhongyezhanchulaiduizhesunwukongshuodao:“xiaoshihou,shiyishiba,houqunxuyaoyigedawangdailing,woyexiangxinniyidingnenggoutiaoguoqude。”
“好。”
孙悟空点头。
gangchushideta,yongyoudeshiyikechichengzhixin,tongbeiyuanhouduitahao,neitayehuiduitongbeiyuanhouhao。tongyangde,shitouyeshizheiyang。
tanenggouganshoudao,liangrenmeiyoueyi。
shitoucongsunwukongtoudingtiaolexialai,wenwendiluodaolezhuangzhetaozihuilaideruhuojianshang,“yaobushiwozhishikuaishitou,wodouxiangdanghouwangle,ze。”
“加油,小石猴!”
“好!”
sunwukongniutoukanxiangshitou,yizhanglianwanwanzhengzhengdichuxianzaishitoumianqian。
“!”shitoubaotaozideshouyizheng,zheizhangliantaketaishuxile!
zheibutacongxiaojiukande86banxiyoujilidemeihouwangma?liuxiaolingtonglaoshi!
zhenjingyishanerguo,sunwukongyijinglaidaolepububianshang,ranhoushuangtuiyongli,zongshenyiyue。
qitahouziwufazuodeshiqing,tazuodaole!
yongliyiyue,chuanguopubu,laidaoleshuiliandongdangzhong。
“xiaoshihou!nihaihaoma!”tongbeiyuanhoulaidaopububianshangzhangkouwendao,“libianzenmeyang?”
“libianhenda,shigeshandong!”
sunwukongdeshengyinconglibianchuanchulai。
shitougangxiangshuoshenme,xitongdeshengyinxiangqi。
“ding,chufazhuxianrenwu,chengweihuaguoshanerdawang,fazhansuzhuzijideshili。”
“renwujiangli:baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairen。”
“ei?!”shitouheidoudeyanjingbianda,“zheige?shenjiawoqu!shishilengneigeshenjima?”
“ding,huidasuzhu,shide。”
“**!”
时透内心惊了。
gaoxiaodongmancaishizhanlitianhuabanzheijuhuakebushiwanxiaohua,jiushiwangelengxiaohualidezheigejineng,tuotuodeqiangkongshenjia!
tayijingkeyixiangxiangdaole,daoshihoudanaotiangongdeshihou,jiandaolijing,xianlaiyijian......
“si!haohuo!dangshang。”
xiangdaozheili,shitoutiaoxiaruhuojian,laidaopububianshang,taniuleniushenti。
“xiaoshitou,niyaoganshenme?”
tongbeiyuanhouyouxiebujiediwendao。
“hainengganshenme?suiranzuobuchenghouwang,danwoxiangshizhezuogeerdawang。”
shitouzhuanshen,duizhetongbeiyuanhoushuqiyigedamuzhi,ranhouzongshenyiyue。
tawanruoxiaoxuanfengyiyang,buduanxuanzhuanzhechaozheshuiliandonglitiaoqu。
“啊!啊啊!”
他不断大喊着。
tongbeiyuanhouyanjiaochoulechou。
zheigeshihou,yizhixiaohouziqinglelingwaiyizhitongbeiyuanhouzouleguolai。
“zenmeyangle!neigemowangni!”
lingwaiyizhiyouxielaodetongbeiyuanhougangwenchukou。
“mowang......”
tongbeiyuanhougangxianghuida,liangsheng“aiyo”jiudaduanletadeshengyin。
“噗通!”
落水声响起。
ruhuojiandouledou,chaozheshuilifeiqu,jiangluoshuideshitouhesunwukongjijieleshanglai。
“......”
tongbeiyuanhouzuijiaochoulechou。
shitouzuozaidishang“aiyoaiyo”dejiaohuanzhe,“xiaoshihou,nizenmeturantiaochulailea?”
“wojiuxiangzhetiaochulai,qiangetengman,dajiabushitiaobujinquma?”
sunwukongwuzhezijidenaodai,shangbianlongqiyigehongsededabao。
“zheiliangweishi?”laotongbeiyuanhouyouxieyihuo。
tongbeiyuanhoukanzhelianggexiaojiahuo,buyoudeluchuyigexiaorong,“tamena,tamenshiwomendedawanga,yigehouwang,yigeerdawang。”
......
水帘洞内。
sunwukongzuozaishitouwangzuoshang,zaiwangzuodekaobeishanghaiyouyigexiaoxiaodewangzuo,neishishitoudewangzuo。
buguoshitoumeiyouxuanzezuozaiwangzuoshang,ershizuozaisunwukongdetoushang,dangzhejiaoya,ersunwukongyefangrenduifang。
bijingtamenlianggeyesuanshiyitong“chushi”de。
“dawang,ninqugeminghaoba?yihouyouwailaideyaomo,yenengbaogexiangdangdangdeminghaobushi?”
yizhibaimaohouzizouleguolai。
shitoukanleyiyanzheizhihouzi,tazongjuedezheizhihouziyouxiebuduijing,youdianxianqipiaopiaode?
“shia!shia!qugeminghaoba!”
qitaxiaohouzitingle,fenfenshuodao。
“buru......”shitouchenyinlepianke,“jiujiaomeihouwangba。”
“xiaoshihou,nijuedezenmeyang?”
“meihouwang?”sunwukongtinglezheigemingzi,yanjingliangleliang,“zheigehao!”
qitahouziyefenfendiantouzantong,baimaohouzikanleyiyanshitou,zhoulezhoumei,youxieyihuo,danxuanjihenkuaijiuhuifuzhengchang。
“meihouwang!meihouwang!”
houzihousunmenfenfennahan。
tamenkeshizhidao,tamendedadawangheerdawangdoushiyoubenshideren,hunshimowangjiushibeitamenganzoude。
“niyequgeminghaoba?”sunwukongkaikoudao。
“wo?ng,jiujiaowodashenshiba。”shitoushenshouroulerouzijidebizi,suirantabingmeiyou,danbufangaitazheimezuo。
tayeshigangzhidaode,tabushiyibandeshitou,tashibuzhoushanshangdeshitou。
ciketadeyanqianlizhelansedexunipingmu,neishifafengxitongjitazhunbeideziliaowenjian,shangbianxiezhexiangguandexinxi。
yuanlaigangkaishitachuanyuedeqishishihonghuang,ranhouyishuishuidaolexiyou......
“ding,gongxisuzhuwanchengchengweierdawangderenwu,huodejiangli,baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairen......”
......
huaguoshanwai,yichuyaoshandangzhong,hunshimowangzaishandongli,yuexiangyueqi。
“yigelaobinggui!yikuaisuichukejiandeposhitoudouganqizaiwotoushangsayele!”
tabiaoqingzhengning,“wojiubuxin!nineipojiannengrangwoshouxiajibaizhixiaoyaodoutiaowu!”
“xiaodemen!suinimendawangquhuaguoshan,duoxianeixiehoutou,xiajiu!”
takangqiyibingdadao,chongzhexiaoyaomenhandao。
“是!大王!”
hunshimowangdailingzheyizhongxiaoyao,xiongjiujiuqiangangdichaozhehuaguoshanqianjin。
zheiyici!tayaojiangtadiudemianzi,quandouzhaohuilai!
......
系统疯了,让我洗脑整个西游