系统疯了，让我洗脑整个西游
《系统疯了，让我洗脑整个西游》 小说介绍
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第1章
“ding，qingsuzhujinkuaidadaojiuyouhuangquandaka，wanchengxinshourenwu！”
“wanchenga！nilailaideweishenmehaibuwanchengxinshourenwu！zhiyaonidaojiuyouhuangquandakajiuyoudaluojinxiandexiuwei，weishajiushibuqudaka！”
huaguoshanshanshang，yikuaiqimaobuyangdexiaoshitoujiezhedimiandezhendonghuangdongleyixia，huanlegemianjixushaitaiyang，wushinaohailixitongqijibaihuaideshengyin。
xiayimiao，yizhenbaozhadebodongchuanlai，jiangtabengfeichuqu。
“玩不起是不是！”
shitoupokoudama，nuhuomanman，“xianzaidouzhijiekaishirenshenshanghaile？”
tajiaoshitou，shi21shijidedahaoqingnian，zhengdajiaodeshihou，yanqianturanyiheijiuchuanyuedaolezheigeshijie。
chuanyuemeiwenti，dandebianchengleyigeshitou。haibangdingleyigeqiandaoxitong！
坑爹啊！
tashigeshitou，meiyoutui，zenmequhuangquan？
ranerzheigeshaquexitongtiantianhongzhata，rangtaquqiandao。
shitoudoubuzhidaogaizenmetucaole，zhinengxuanzeshuijue，yenenggoumianyixitongtiantiandesuisuinianle。
“痛痛痛！”
shitoutonghu，dantayejiuzhinengzainaohailitonghule，bijingtameiyouzui。
“doudechuanyuechengleyigeshitouzenmehaihuiteng？”
jiuzaitabuduanchaozhemouchufeiqudeshihou，yizhimaorongrongdeshouzhuazhuleta，tongshitayanqianliangqiyidaojinguang。
“yaoxiale！yaoxiale！”
shitoubeijinguangzhaoshe，ganjuezijideyanjingdoukuaibeishaodiaole。
“ei！buduia！wobushimeiyouyanjingma？”
tongkusihoudeshitouyileng，“guantani！yaoxiale！”
“zizizi，xitongchuxiancuowu，lizhimokuaibenghuai，shangchengbenghuai，jifenxitongbenghuai，zhengzaizhongzu，zhengzaizhongzu。”
jiuzaizheishi，naohailichuanlaixitongdeshengyin。
“诶！”
shitouyileng，yanqiandejinguangyejianjiansanqu。
“ding，xitongxiufushibai，changshizhuanxing......”
“ding，xitongzhuanxingchenggong，dakaxitongbianweifafengxitong。”
“ding，suzhunihao，xinaofafengxitongjiechengweinifuwu。”
“benxitongzongzhi，beibifengdebunengzhiyouwoyige！quandoujiwofeng！quandoujiyefeng！”
“？？？”shitouzhalezhabingbucunzaideyanjing，“azhei，bushi，zafeishi？zaturanjianjiuhuanlegexitong？”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，taganjuedaoleshenshangchuanlaishirundechugan。
“痛痛痛！”
“ding，chajuedaosuzhumuqianshishitou，zhengzaiyouhuasuzhushenti。”
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodeshuangshoushuangjiao、yanjing、erduo、hezui。”
“什么东西？”
tengtonghaimeiyousanqu，shitouqueshiyileng。
ranhouyuanbenzhijiaotixingdetadixiadebianzhangchuliangtiaogenhuochairenyiyangdeheixiandejiao，liangbianzhangchuhuochairendeshou，zhiyuyanjingzeshilianggexiaoheidou，zuidehuazhiyaotabuzuochudongzuoneijiushikanbujiandexiaoheidian。
“啊！”
shilihuifudediyimiao，tajiukandaoleyizhangdazuichaozhetayaolai！
“我尼玛！”
shitoumeirenzhumachusheng，“zhuzui！”
shengyinluoxia，neizhangdazuijiutinglexialai。
shitoudunshisongleyikouqi，tongshitayebeidashounazhefangzaiyanqianzixidaliang。
jiuzaitakanjianneizhangmaorongrongliandetongshi，naohailixiangqilexitongdezuihouyijuhua。
“ding，jiancedaosunwukongchushi，chufazhuxianrenwu，xinaomogaizhenggexiyou。”
“诶？”
时透愣住了。
bushi！sunwukong？xiyou？
suoyitahezheshichuanyuedaolexiyoushijiele？
neiyanqianzheigemaorongrongdedongxijiushiyihoudeqitiandashengsunwukong？
“你是什么东西？”
jiuzaitasikaodeshihou，shihouchushengle。
“wo？”shitoulenglepianke，ranhouqingleqingsangzi，“neiniketinghaole......”
“我是你爸爸。”
“嗯？”
sunwukongkanzheshitou，“baba？shishenme？”
“......”
shitoudexiaoheigunshouyipaizijideshitounaodai，“chadianwangjile，nishenmedoubudong，caigangchushi，babadeyisijiushishengniyangnide，nixuyaofangzaixinlizunzhongde......”
tagangxianghuyousunwukongdeshihou，yidaojianxideshengyinzaipangbianxiangqi，“pei！nizheishitoujingzaishuoshenme？tashiyizhihouzi！bushishitou！nizenmekenengshitadefuqin？”
“谁啊？”
时透顿时不满道。
tachayidianjiuhuyoudaolezheigesheshiweishendeshihoule。
拜托！
nenghuyoudaozijidetongnianouxiangzhendehenkuei！
zheizhonghaoshizenmenengyunxubierendarao？
“nizheishitou，haoshengbulaoshi。”xiayimiao，yigezhangzuihouzijiuluodaosunwukongpangbian，“haiyounizheixiaohouzi，zheigeshihouzendezaizhei？”
她是通臂猿猴。
“猴子？我吗？”
孙悟空指了指自己。
“duia，nikana，womendoushimaorongrongde，woshihouzi，niye......”
tongbeiyuanhousuiranyouxieyihuozheigexiaohouziweishenmeshenmedoubuzhidao，danhaishinaixinshuodao。
takanzhemanlianmengdongdesunwukong，xinturanjiuruanlexialai。
“naliyiyanga？nishizhangzui......”
时透嘟囔道。
“neitajiugennixiangle？”
tongbeiyuanhoukanzheshitou，meihaoqidao：“nishinalilaideyaoguai，yeshiyinweigangcaideshandonglaidema？wozheihuaguoshankebuhuanyingwailaideyaoguai。”
“山动？”
shitoulengleleng，xuanjifanyingleguolai，duifangzheimoyangpabushitongbeiyuanhou？zaimouxiebanbendexiyoujilishiyindaosunwukongdelinghou。
“nishilaitanchagangcaideshengxiangde？”
“shilie，qitahouerdouzaineipubugenqian，zhengxiantiaoshui，jiuwoyirenguolaitancha。”shuodaozheili，tongbeiyuanhoukanxiangsunwukongheshitou，“nimenzaiwozhiqianjiudaozheili，zhidaofashengshenmelema？”
“ng。”shitouhuidadao，“nimenneikexianshizhale，ranhoutachulaile，bawojibengxingle......”
tameihaoqidizhilezhisunwukong。
“他？”
tongbeiyuanhoufanyingguolai，“tashineikebeixianrenzuoguodexianshihuazuodeshihou？”
“被仙人坐过？”
“shia！”tongbeiyuanhoudianlediantou，“congwojishikaishiqi，meigejinianjiuhuiyouxianrenzuozaixianshishangbian，xianrenlaideshihou，mantiandoushiziqi，haoxianghainengtingdaoniujiao。”
“！”
shitoudeheidouyanjingshunjiandengda。
tongguotongbeiyuanhoudemiaoshu，shitoushunjianjiucaidaoleshinagexianrenzuozaixianshizhishang。
“nishizaitashenbianbeibengxingde，neiniyeshizheihuaguoshandeyaojing？”
通臂猿猴看向时透。
“应该算是吧。”
“zheiyanga，doushihuaguoshande，ji。”tongbeiyuanhounachuyiketaozidijisunwukong，chiyileyixia，wendao，“shitouyaochishenme？tume？”
“wobuchiyebuhuie，danwohaishixihuanchitaozi。”
时透面无表情。
“guohuierjinizhai，wojiuzhiyouyigetaozile。”
tongbeiyuanhoushuodao：“jirannimendoushihuaguoshande，neiwodainimenquhouqun，tamenxianzaidouzaitiaopubu......”
tadehuayingangluo，yizhihunshendaixuedehouzipaoleguolai，“you！you！youwailaideyaoguaidaguolaile！zaipubuneili！”
“什么！”
tongbeiyuanhoukanleyiyansunwukongheshitou，“nimenzaizheilijiuhao，woqukankan！”
huayinluoxia，tajiuchongshangshushao，chaozhepubuchongqu。
“yidingyaoxiaoxin......”
hunshendaixuedehouzichuanzhecuqitandaozaidi，hunleguoqu。
“放我下来。”
shitoujianchaleyixiazheizhihouzi，“meishoushenmeshang，xiaoshihou，ninengbatafangzaishushangma？”
他看向孙悟空。
sunwukonghuixiangqitongbeiyuanhoudedongzuo，diandiantou，“keyi。”
“batafangzaishushanghou，womenjiuzhuishangqu。”
“好！”
sunwukongzhuaqishitou，fangzaizijijianbangshang，“zuowenlexiaoshitou。”
zaijiangbaoxindehouzifanghaohou，sunwukongjiuxuezhetongbeiyuanhou，yiluzaishushaoshangcuandong，laidaolepubuzhiqian。
cishidetongbeiyuanhouzhengzaigenyigeyaoduizhi。
“neigeshi......”
shitoukanzhezuozaiyiqunbuduanzhengzhadehouzishenshangdeyaojing，naohailizidongfuxianchuyiduanmiaoxie：toudaiwujinkui，yingriguangming；shenguazaoluopao，yingfengpiaodang......
“他是混世魔王？”
时透看着那只妖王。
zaitarenchuhunshimowangdeshunjian，hunshimowangzhanqishen，yibingdadaochaozhetongbeiyuanhoukanqu，“nimenzheibanghouzi！yigeyige！fandeyaosi！kanwozhailenidehounaodaixiajiu！”
“小心！”
时透下意识出声。
daoguangyishan，yuanbenbenzhongdedadaoyijingchuxianzaitongbeiyuanhoubozipangbianle！
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