《娱乐:说好了卖惨,你竟然笑场了》 小说介绍
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《娱乐:说好了卖惨,你竟然笑场了》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
lanxing,huaxia,xiangnansheng,mangguotv【mingrizhixing】bisaixianchang。
“suye,suye,nilengshenmeya?zenmezoushenle?”
jianbangbeirenmengdiyipai,suyehuiguoshenlai,kanzhezhouweidehuanjing,tongguonaoziliganggangjieshoudaodexinxi,suyezaixinlimomodeshuolejuwenmingyongyu。
youdaoshifuxihuosuoyi,huoxifusuofu,suyesuirangepile,danyeganshanglechaoliu,chengweizhongduochuanyuedajunzhongdeyiyuan,jiuzaibujiuqiandejifenzhongli,talaidaolanxing,chenggongqudaileyinweijiaolvercusidetongmingtongxingdesuye。
xianzaitadeshenfenshihuanhaiyulegongsiqixiadeyimingyiren,cishizhengbeigongsianpailaicanjiayidangjiemudexuanba。
zheidangjiemujiaozuo【mingrizhixing】。
shiyidangyinleleidexuanxiujiemu,tongshiyeshimangguodebaokuanzongyijiemuzhiyi。
zheidangjiemushouzhongguang,guanzhongduo,jiashangmangguoyiguanlaideqingsonghuanyudefengge,shiqihenshouhuanying。
yinweizheidangjiemubochudexiaoguotaihao,daoyanxiangchenredatie,jiegenzhejiujixuwangxiapaishe,shijianjin,renwuzhong,yincizairenyuanxuanbashang,buzijuedejiujiangdilemenjian。
menjianyidi,laicanjiabisaiderenyuandeshuipingziranyejiugenzhedile。
henduomeiyouzhencaishixuederenyegenzhelanyuchongshu,youderendanchunshixiangliyongzheidangjiemulaidudujin,zengjiazengjiapuguangdu。
zheijiudaozhilezuijinjiqijiemuhuafengbiandeguaiyigangaqilai。
zheijianshihaidecongmougexuanshouyinweifahuishiwukaishishuoqi,weilenenggoujinji,huodexingtuiguanhefentuimenderenke,zheigexuanshoudangchangmaican,leisawutai。
shuoshenmezixiaofumushuangwang,congxiaogenzhewaigongzhangda,gaozhongmeibiyejiuchulaidagong,rujinwaigongzhongbingzaichuang,laicanjiajiemudoushiweilewanchengwaigongdexinyuan,xiwangwaigongnengkandaotazhaodaoshuyuzijidewutai,zouchuyitiaoshuyuzijiderenshenglu,rangwaigongzailinzhongqiankandaotachenggong。
如此这般一通哭诉。
bujinguanzhongmenxinshengtongqing,jiulianxingtuiguanmendourenbuzhubeigandong,yushicirenshunlijinji。
jianyourenchenggong,qitaxuanshoumenyefenfenxiaofang。
youqishineixiebenshenjiushilaichongshuderen,fangfokanjianleyitiaotongwangchenggongdekangzhuangdadao。
yishangtaijiukaishipinlemingdemaican,yicilaiboquguanzhonghepingweidetongqingxin。
youlejiejing,xuanshoumengeyebuhaohaochangle,zhiyuyanchangnengligengjiameirenzaihu,zhizaihusheigengcan,sheibiandegushigengrangrenxinshengtongqing。
ercishi,suyexinzhongwubiyumen。
yinweitayeshizheiqunxiaofeiguanzhonghepingweitongqingxindeqizhongyiyuan。
没错,就是这样。
yuanzhugebuhuichang,wubuhuitiao,shuobaile,chuleyimibawudeshengaoheyizhangshuaiqibaixidelianzhiwai,yiwushichu。
zaishuozhibaiyidianjiushi,gongsikandaotazheizhanglianhaiyoudianjiazhi,jiashangzheidangjiemuyoukongzikezuan,jiulimaanpaitashanglezheidangjiemu。
weicihaiteyijitabianleyigetebieqicandeshenshi,rangtashangtaijiukaishimaican。
qicanshenshi,jueshirongyan,zaijiashanggongsizaihoumianyunzuo,yizhaozhiqiandejingyankan,suyexiangjinji,wanquanhenqingsong。
kesuyexinliquejuedebiezheyikouqi,bushangbuxia,eryouyumenwubi。
renjiadejialiudouhaohaode,tadejialiujiugepile。
renjiachuanyueyaomeyouqian,yaomeyouquan,yaomeyouqianyouyouquan,ertachuanyuezeshichengleyigeyuedixinsanqian,lianwenbaodounanyiweiji,haixuyaomaicancainengliuzaigongsidexiaotouming。
guanjianshimaicanjiusuanle,jingjirenxiejitadegaozi,tapianpianhaimeijizhu,xianzailinshibaofojiaodoulaibujile。
“呼!”
苏也深吸一口气。
“suanle,tingtianyoumingba,dabulegaixing!”
yijingzoudaozheiyibule,kaigongmeiyouhuitoujian,buguansuyeyuanbuyuanyi,tadoudejiangshengxiadeluzouwan。
“ding!jiancedaoqihedu100℅desuzhu,shenjiquannengxitongzhengzaibangdingzhong。”
“ding!shenjiquannengxitongbangdingchenggong,gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibaoyifen!”
“ding!qingwensuzhushifoudakai?”
系统?
naohailixiangqideshengyinbinglengeryoujixie,keduisuyelaishuoqueyourutianlaizhiyin。
gangganghaifuxianzailianshangdeyinyudunshiyisaoerkong。
tataizhidaoxitongshishenmele。
suyelianmangchakanleyixiaxitongyemian。
shenjiquannengxitong,gumingsiyi,jiushinangkuoleshijieshangsuoyouzhiyejinengdexitong,bingqiedoushizuigaojideneizhong。
xiangyaodedaozheixiezhiyejinengzeshixuyaohuoderenqizhi,liyongrenqizhichoujiangjiunengdedaogezhonggeyangdejiangli。
zhiyuweishenmeshirenqi,yongxitongdehuajieshijiushi,nagexingyededingjianrenwubushizhanzaixingyedezuidingduan,shourenzunchonghejingyangde?
chulechoujiangzhiwai,haiyoulingwaiyizhongtujing,neijiushirenqizhidadaoyidingchengduzhihou,xitonghuikaifangshangcheng,keshiyongrenqizhigoumai。
dangran,zheixieduiyusuyemuqianlaishuodoubuzhongyao。
zhongyaodeshiruhehuoqurenqizhi。
zaisuyekanlai,zheiyinggaigenfensiguagou,fensiyueduo,renqixiangyingdejiuhuiyueduo。
rucikanlai,zheiyulequantahaidejixuhuncaixing,yaoshuorenqilaidekuai,haishidedangmingxinghuozhewanghongzhileide,weilexitong,suyejintianyedeguolezheiyiguancaixing。
xiangdaoxinshoudalibao,suyehaobuyouyuxuanzeledakai。
“ding!gongxisuzhuhuodejiangli,dashijifashengjiqiao!”
“ding!gongxisuzhuhuodejiangli,dashijiyanchangnengli!”
huodejianglihou,jinjinzhishiyishunjian,suyejiuganjuedaozijizhenggerendoubiandebuyiyangle。
yizhongshuobushanglaiganjuechuanbianquanshen,buyihuiergongfu,suyejiuwanquanzhangwolexitongjidejineng。
ronghejinenghou,suyezhenggerendeqizhidoufashengleyixiexiweidebianhua,ertazijigengshiduoleyizhongtihuguanding,maosaidunkaideganjue。
meidengsuyejixuyanjiuxitong,zhuchirendeshengyinjiuxiangleqilai,“jiexialaiyouqing21haocansaixuanshousuyeshangchang。”
wangyoufuyanzenmeyandianping:[zhujiao]zai《yule:shuohaolemaican,nijingranxiaochangle》zhongzhanxianchudutedegexing,lingrennanyiwanghuai。dangran,qitajiaoseyegeziyongyouyinrenzhumudejuqing,rangrenyinxiangshenke。gushizhongzhujiaoyubanlvdexingfujiejurangrengandaoyizhongshimingwanchengdemanzu,renwudemingyunbuzaixuyaowomendanxin。ciwai,juqingdejingcaichengduheyixiangbudaodefazhanlingrentaozui,bujinrangrenhuanxianghouxuqingjiedefazhan。
wangyouxiangbeiwenrouquanyangdianping:《yule:shuohaolemaican,nijingranxiaochangle》zheibenxiaoshuoqingjiequzhe,chongmanlegezhonglingrenyixiangbudaodebianhua。zhujiaosuyemeijiedexingxiangxianming,tadelengjingcongmingyujianrenbubadeyizhifuyulegushiyiqiangdadeliliang。zuozheanfenhuangneimindewenbijiweiliuchang,rangrenchenjinqizhong。zhenggexiaoshuodekuangjiafeichangqiaomiao,meiyigexijiedouxianghuhuying,huanhuanxiangkou,lingrenpaianjiaojue。peijiaomenyegejutese,tamendeshenfenhemingyunjiaozhizaiyiqi,jizhenggegushizengtianlegengduodezhanglihexijuxing。zheishiyipianbukeduodedemeiwen,duhourangrentaozuiqizhong。
娱乐:说好了卖惨,你竟然笑场了