娱乐：说好了卖惨，你竟然笑场了
《娱乐：说好了卖惨，你竟然笑场了》 小说介绍
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第2章
zhuchirendeshengyinxiangqi，jiangsuyedesixulahuixianshi。
yuzhiqiandebisaidansaidaomoshibutong，rujinbisaishijigesaidaodexingtuiguanhecanjiabisaidexuanshoudouzaixianchang。
xuanshoumenbujinnengkandaoqianmianshangchangderendebiaoxian，hainengqingchudezhidaoxingtuiguandepingjiaheyoumeiyoujinji，zheiyangdechangjingduixuanshoumenlaishuo，yaligengda。
tongyangyiweizheyougengduoderenkannimaican。
“suye，wojinixiedegaozinidoujizhulema？yihuierhaohaobiaoxian，yidingyaoyingdexingtuiguanderenke，chenggongjinji！”
zhuchirenhanwan，yipangqiaoqiaohunjinlaidejingjirenmeijiejiugongzheyaozhuailezhuaisuyedeyifudingzhudao。
“zenmele？taijinzhanglema？”
“biepa，fangpingxintai，haohaofahuijiuxing。”
jiansuyemeishuohua，meijiezhidangtashijinzhangde，bianpailepaitadejianbang，dishenganwei。
“nizhiyaoqianmianbudiaolianzi，duizhegaozilai，jiumeishenmewentide，wenzhu。”
苏也内心一阵苦笑。
meijiedeyisitamingbai，zhiyaohaohaomaican，meiyoushiliyebuzhongyao。
【mingrizhixing】zhiliyuxunzhaonenggouyinlingnianqingrendeouxiang，kezheixiekaomaicanjinjidexuanshoumenzuizhonghuibahuaxiadenianqingrenyinlingdaonaliqu？
yinlingtamenkaichuangyigerenrenmaicandeshidaima？
zheinalishiyinlejiemu，zhijiegaichengmaicanjiemusuanle。
吐槽归吐槽。
zheixieduisuyelaishuoyijingbuzhongyaole，tagangchangdaolexitongdetiantou，xianzaizhixiangkuaisuzhuanqudaliangrenqizhi，congxitonglihuodegengduodejineng。
这时。
suyeqianmiandexuanshoubiaoyanwanbi，yilianshihunluopodecongtaishangzouxialaiyusuyecashenerguo。
ganggangyinweizoushen，suyebingbuzhidaotabiaoyanleshenme，dankantashuangyanhongzhong，kanyangzizaitaishangyinggaihenmaili，zhiyuweishameichenggong，suyebudeerzhi。
suyeshangtai，xiamianxiangqizhenzhenzhangsheng。
diyicicanjiazheiyangdebaokuanjiemu，mianduitaixiaxianshangxianxiashangqianwanmingdeguanzhong，suyeneixinshuobujinzhang，neikendingshibukenengde。
danzheiyeshizhengchangdefanying，rensheidoumeibanfadiyicidengtaijiuwanmeideshiyingzheimeduoguanzhongdemuguang。
zhuchirenxianranyekandaolezheiyidian，zaisuyewusuoshicongdeshihou，jianghuatongdileguoqu。
“zhanzaiwoshenbiandezheiweishiwomende21haoxuanshou，suyesuxiansheng，jiexialaiqingsuxianshengjieshaojieshaoziji。”
shuowan，zhuchirenxunsutuiqu，jiangwutaijiaojisuye。
ganshoudaosuoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozailezijishenshang，suyeshenhuxilehaojixia，caipingfuxinqing。
youguolelianggehuxi，suyezhendingxialaihou，wozhehuatongdeshoujinlejincaikaishishuohua。
“dajiahao，wojiaosuye，laizilinchengshi，jinnianershisisui......”
舞台旁边。
meijietingdaosuyedeziwojieshao，buyoudeheilelian。
fengkuangdeyongyanshenjitaanshi。
zheigejiahuo，rangtamaican，tashuozheixieyoushayong？
稿子！
稿子，念稿子！
suyezhuyidaomeijiedekouxing，dunshihuiguoshenlai。
duiya，tashilaimaicande！
介绍那些有什么用？
谁在乎那些。
suyehuixiangleyixiameijiejitadeneifengaozideneirong，kepianpianzheigeshihou，taixiadeguanzhong，zhuchirenyijipingweiheqitadexuanshoumendoudingzheta。
suyeyijinzhang，gaozideneirongyigezidouxiangbuchulai。
“算了，拼一把。”
suyeyiyaoya，zhijiejianggaozideshiqingdiudaoyibian，zhangkoujiukaishi，“dajiahao，wojiaowanghanxu......baoqian，shuocuole，wozhongxinlaiyixia。”
“dajiahao，wojiaosuye......”
shuowan，suyejiukaishichoudaqilai，bizixidepuchipuchide，“wojialimiantebiedekunnan，congxiaowodemamagaosuwo，qiongrenjiadehaizizaodangjia......”
cishisuyedexiangfahenjiandan，zheicibisaiyaoshinengjinji，neitaderenqizhiyehuixiangyingdezengzhang，daoshihoujiuyounengchouyibojiangle。
“wohaimeichushengdeshihou，wofuqinjiuqushile，muqinshengwodeshihoudachuxue，......，budengwomanyuejiubaworengjinlelajiduili。”
“......wocongxiaogenzheyigejianlajidenainaizhangda，chideshishihuangnainaiconglajiduilijianlaideshiwu，chuandeshishihuangnainaiconglajiduilijianlaideyifu。”
“liuqisuideshihou，zaiyigeyanredexiatian，shihuangnainaibeidongsizailexiatiandeyewan，congciyihouwojiuchengleguer，meichimeihe，bizhengchangdehaiziaihaojimi......”
suyeyibianmolei，yibianchoudadadejiangshuzhe，neimoyangyaoduocanyouduocan。
ruguobuzixitingtashuoshenmedehua，yidinghuibeitadeqingxuganrandao。
直播间里。
guanzhongmenyezaikansuyedeziwojieshao。
zuijinjiqijiemu，xuanshoumenyishanglaijiushizheiyichu。
bubipinyinle，buchuangzuo，buchangge，bubiaoyan，zhimaican。
pindeyebuzaishicaihua，ershisheibisheican。
yikaishihaiyoubushaorenxinshengtongqing，juedeneixiexuanshoushizaitaicanle，fenfenjichuzijishouzhongdepiao。
keshijianyizhang，zheiyangdechangjingjianduole，guanzhongmenyemamule，bujinshengbuchutongqingxin，faneryouxiefangan。
haohaodeyigeyinlejiemu，yingshigaodewuyanzhangqi，xuanshoumenbujinbushiyoucaihuadeyiren，fanerxiangshizaishehuishengcunkunnandefeiwu。
guanzhongmenjuedezijibushizaikanyinlejiemu，daoxiangshichuantaiquleshourongsuodezhibojianle。
bukefouren，dequeyourenbijiaocan。
但那也只是个例。
yaoshuomeigexuanshoudouzheimecan，sheixin？
观众们又不是傻子。
youbushichejian，canrenhainengchengpiliangdeshengchan。
guanzhongmenzaikandaosuyekaishimaicanzhihou，fenfenkaishitucaoqilai。
danmuyigejieyigedezaipingmushangxunsushuaxin。
“che，youlaiyigemaicande！”
“shentemewanghanxu，zheigemenshihouziqinglaidedoubiba？ziwojieshaomingziyenengnongcuo，nengbunengzhuanyedian？”
“laile，laile，youlaile！”
“tongyangdetaolu，tongyangdeweidao，zhenshishangtou。”
“liule，liule，yiqianjuedezheidangjiemubucuo，xianzaizheidoushishenmelajiwanyier，xiatou！”
“bangbuzhule，ershiyihaonengbunengzhuanyedian？dongsizaileyanredexiariyewan，nipashiyaoxiaosiwo。”
“haiyouneigebibierenjiadehaiziaihaojimi，renzhendima？”
“buxingle，weishenmekantazheimecan，wofanerxiangxiaoni？”
“loushang，woyexiang＋1”
......
guanzhongmenduiyuxuanshoudemaicanxingweibenshenjiuyijingyouxiefangan，youqishikandaosuyerucibuzhuanyedeyangzi，gengshishayan。
zhiqiandeneigesuiranmeijinji，shiyinweizhangdetaichou，youxieheren。
kerenjiazhishaomaicanshirenzhendi。
zheigeershiyihaowanquanjiushiniutoubuduimazui，youqishineiju“dajiahao，wojiaowanghanxu，jianzhijiulipu！”
zhibojianli，bushaorendouzaishuazheiyiju。
“dajiahao，wojiaowanghanxu。”
“loushangde，nizheimexiaozhang，wowanghanxutongyilema？”
“doushankai，wowanghanxuzaici！”
zhibojianlisuirandajiadoufanganmaicandexingwei，danyinweisuyedeyijuwojiaowanghanxuerchongmanlehuanle。
yuanbenyaozouderenyedouxiangliuxialaikankan，zheigesuyedaodinengyouduolipu。
台下。
梅姐同样一脸惊愕。
suyeshuodedoushisha？wanghanxushishenmegui？
zheishitaxiechulaidegaozi？
完了，这下全完了！
yirenhejingjirenzhijiankeshixianglaidoushiyirongjurong，yisunjusun，laizhiqiantakeshigenjiemuzuqianleheyuede，erqieqianyuerenhaibushisuyegeren，ershibeihoudehuanhaiyulegongsi。
rujinsuyegaochulejiemushigu，yejiuyiweizhetadezhiyeshengyayedaotoule，daoshihougongsineibian，haibuzhidaodepeiduoshao。
meijiehongchunweizhang，quebangeshengyindoufabuchulai，yanzhongquanshijuewang！
wangyoulongyewudidianping：duiyuwolaishuo，《yule：shuohaolemaican，nijingranxiaochangle》shiyibuzhenzhengzhidetuijiandejiazuo。gushiqingjiediedangqifu，ganrenzhishen，nannvzhujiaodoubiaoxiandefeichangchuse。ganxieanfenhuangneimindecaiqing，xiechulezheimehaodezuopin。
wangyouyushengqulangdianping：《yule：shuohaolemaican，nijingranxiaochangle》zheibenshuzhanxianlezuozheanfenhuangneiminzhuoyuedexiangxianglihexiezuotianfu。tatongguojingmiaodexushuheqiadaohaochudeqingjiepupai，jiangduzhedairuleyigeqihuanerzhenshideshijie。zhujiaosuyemeijiedexingxianglitiershengdong，tadecongminghejianrenjirenliuxialeshenkedeyinxiang。zhenggegushikourenxinxian，qingjiejincoueryouyinrenrusheng。peijiaomendecunzaiyeweigushizengtianlegengduodesecaihezhangli。zheishiyibenchongmanmolihegandongdejiazuo，duhourangrenhuiweiwuqiong。