娱乐：说好了卖惨，你竟然笑场了
《娱乐：说好了卖惨，你竟然笑场了》 小说介绍
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《娱乐：说好了卖惨，你竟然笑场了》 第3章 免费试读
第3章
cishi，xianchangdeguanzhongmenyebeisuyedezheiyibosaocaozuojijingdaile。
zheimeduomaicandexuanshou，yanqianzheiweiwanghanxu，bu，suye，jueduishizuizuilipudeyige。
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yanqianzheiwei......juele。
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全部都在讨论苏也。
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“噗嗤！”
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发生了什么？
gangganghaijiangzheqicanshenshi，kudexilihualadesuye，ta......jingranxiaochangle？
事故！
这绝对是节目事故。
过分。
太过分了！
meijiejiandaozheiyimu，zhijiejuewangdebishangleyanjing。
麻了。
木了！
全完了。
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tahaishibuxinga，taqueshaodiangaoxiaoxijun。
懵了。
观众们彻底懵了。
好家伙！
说好了卖惨呢？
你竟然笑场了？
nengbunengbiezheimebuzhuanye？
meijieyijingfangqizhengzhale。
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这可是全网直播啊。
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直接把大家整乐了。
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xianchangdeguanzhonghewangyoumendunshiyelele。
danmuzaiciputiangaidierlai。
“jianguobuzhuanyede，meijianguozheimebuzhuanyede，maicandouhainengjizijizhengxiaole。”
“hahaha......tingtamaican，wozaojiuxiangxiaole，meixiangdaozheijiahuojingranbiwoxianxiao。”
“shentemediyicimaicanmeijingyan，hahaha......xiaobuhuole。”
“hahaha，zheigemeneryouyisi。”
“......”
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“......”
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可话又说回来。
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