完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋
《完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋》 小说介绍
fangjiuliyazuoweizhujiaodexuanhuanxiaoshuo《wandan，wozaiguaidanshijiebeikannaodai》，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“wuyueshiqi”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin，，gushineirongjianjie：“ruguoqitazhuhudeqingkuangyuzhouxiongxiangtong，neimeweiyihuozhede502shiyezhujiushiyichangxianxiangdeyuantou。”……
《完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋》 第4章 免费试读
“**！”
摩天大楼顶部天台。
zhengzaiguanwangyuanchujuminloudelinduizhanghuranbeiheyijiling，renbuzhubaolecukou。
pangbiandeaigeziduiyuanfangxiawangyuanjing，manmanyouyoudizhuanguotou。
“zaleduizhang，yijingyizhade？”
“nikuaibaniyiduzhibiaoqidakai！”
“dakaineiwanyigansha……”
“shaotamafeihua，kuaidakai！”
tingdaolinduizhangyansushenzhiyouxiejiaojidecuicu，aigeziduiyuanzhongyuyishidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing，lianmangbashoushenjinshangyikoudai，taochuyigeshenlansezhangfangtijixieyiqi。
dangtatongshianzhuyiqishangdelianggehongseanniuhou，yiqijuliezhendongliangxia，suijipingmuzhongyangliangqiyichuanhuisenandongdefuzafuhao，zuihouzhuanhuachengyigexianhongxingmudeshuzi。
【88】
“**！”
zheihuiaigeziduiyuanyerenbuzhubaolecukou，chadianbashoulideyiqishuaifeichuqu！
“yiduzhibiao88！”aigeziduiyuanmanlianzhenjing，jingdaizaiyuandi，“shibushiyijingdaoxianshiniuqudejibiele？”
linduizhangmeidalita，taochushouji，botongyigehaoma。
duanzande“dudu”shenghou，dianhualingyitouchuanchubinglengjixiedenvsheng。
“duibuqi，ninbodadedianhuahaomashikonghao。”
linduizhangzhidaozheishizhengchangxianxiang。
tayazhesangzi，jixushuodao：“changleshi，hexiejiayuan7haolou——jianshiduixiangyiduzhibiaobiaoshengzhi88，dadaor1jixianshiniuqubiaozhun，qinglikepailaizengyuan。”
dianhuaneitoudejixienvshengchenmopianke，suihoujichuhuida：“jingshenjiandingzhengchang，querenqingkuangzhong……querenchenggong，liangfenzhonghoukaishiyichangfashengdidiantoufangjidongzhenyadui。”
“不对！”
jiuzaizheishi，pangbiandeaigeziduiyuanwozhezhibiaoqi，dahanchusheng：“zhibiaodao95le！96……97！haizaizhang！po100le！”
linduizhangpiaoleyiyanzhibiaoqishangxianhongdesanweishuzi，jinjindizhouqimeitou。
tamashangxiangdianhualingyitoudejiexianyuanhuibaozuixinqingkuang：“yiduzhibiaochaoguo100，dadaor2jixianshiniuqubiaozhun，bingqiezhibiaohaizaishangzhang，guangkaojidongzhenyaduineibanggaizaorenkenenghaibugou。”
jiexianyuanzheicichenmodeshijiangengjiu。
guolezuzushimiaozhong，tadeshengyincaizaicixiangqi。
“yichenggongyuyititegong【xialuote】、【huasheng】qudelianxi，benciyoujidongzhenyaduiyuyititegonggongtongxingdong，ciwai，yunxudiaochadui9527chelixianchang。”
chelixianchangsigeziyichukou，linduizhangheaigeziduiyuantongshisonglekouqi。
tamenkebuxiangliuzaizheiguidifang——zaixianshiniuqudeyichangxianxiangmianqian，meiyoulipudeteshunengli，liuzaizheidifangjiugenzhaosimeiqubie。
zhuanyedemafan，jiugaijiaojineixie“zhuanjia”laiban。
……
……
方九现在很头疼。
物理意义上的头疼。
yigunanyiyanyudeqianglietongkucongtoudingchuanlai，xiangshisimianbafangyouwushudianzuanzaichaozhetadenaodaiwuxianmenggong。
shixianqianfangshiyipianmohubuqing、manshizhongyingdekongjian，hunandezhusediaolishanshuozheweiruodeguangdian，zaigengjiayaoyuandedifangshibushipiaolaiwuyanhuxiaodefengsheng，shangxiazuoyoulaihuidiandao，fangfozhishenyuhuanjuezhizhong。
shijietianxuandizhuansuodailaidexuanyunganlingrenbunai，fangjiubennengdixiangyaozhanwenjiaobu，quefaxianshuangtuiyijingmeiyouzhijue，haoxiangcongzuikaishijiubucunzaiyiyang。
turanjian，zuanxindetengtongyoucongtoudingguanlejinlai，tachitongdibishangyan，xiangbaozhuneitengdekuaiyaoliekaidenaodai，queyoufaxianzijideshuangshouyemeiyouzhijue，xiangshitacongchushengqijiubibierenshaoleyishuangshoubei。
jianjiandi，fangjiulianzijidequgandouganshoubudao，tadeyishishiquleyushentilianjiedequanli，chedidulizhepiaofuqilai。
ranermianduiruciguiyidexianzhuang，fangjiuquewuxinsikaoqizhongyuanyou，tadezhuyilixianzaiquanbujizhongzaineiguzuanxindetengtongshang。
为什么头这么痛？
为什么？为什么？
mimangkunhuoguoxiezhejuliedetengtongruhaixiaobanxilai，ranhouzaixiayigeshunjian，fangjiugandaoyigufeibixunchangdesiliegancongbojingdeweizhifuxianchulai，sihuneijiushiyiqietongkudelaiyuan。
脖子？脖子？
turanjian，fangjiunaohaizhongzhouranshanguoyifuhuamian。
qiheiyoubidefangjianli，shanshuozheweiruodengguangdediannaoqian，tayinweizhuyidaoguiyideshitaifazhanerzhuanguonaodai。
shouchiranxuezhangdao，hunshenyouheidejuxingguiyingjiuzhanzaitadeshenhou，zaitahuitoudeshunjian，shouqidaoluo。
suihouxueguangfeijian，tengtongjiucidansheng。
对了。
taxianzaizhidaozijiweishenmetouzheimetengle。
yinweitanaodaidoubeikanxialaile，neinengbutengma？！
danshizailijiezheiyifenshishihou，tagandaozijitineidezuishenchu，youyigeshuobuqingdaobumingde“yichangqiguan”kaishiyunzuo，jinerdanshengleyizhongwanquanduliyuzhengchangwuganzhiwaide“teshuganjue”。
zheiguteshudeganjue，rangtaduibeikantoudeshishichanshenglenongnongdehuaiyi。
我真的被砍头了吗？
总感觉哪里不对劲。
总感觉不是这样的。
不对，不是【感觉】
huaiyixunsujiaju，zuizhongdanshengchuyidaofoudingdeniantou。
——【wo】meiyoubeizhanshou。
yushizaixiageshunjian，shizhongganhaowuzhengzhaodixijuanquanshen，fangjiudeyishikuaisuxiachen，xiangshigongchanglijingmidejixieyunzuoban，jingzhunwuwudiqianrudaomougewanquanshipeitaziwoyishideshentili。
mohuhehundunxishukuisan，fangjiuzhengkaishuangyan，kanjianqingxideguangmanghesecaizaiyanqianfuxian。
lvexianhunandefangjianli，weiyiliangzheguangdeshimianqiandediannao，pingmushangdeerciyuanmeishaonvhuafengmofashidianziyoulingzhengcetangzaitade“tubiaochuang”shang，manliandeqingsongqieyi。
fangjiuhuilaile，congneipianbuzhisuoweidexuwuzhongguilai，huidaolezijishuxidefangjian。
“……？”
fangjiumolemozijidebozi，erandizhalezhayanjing。
turanzaizijishenshangfashengdeyichangxianxiangrangtanaoguaziwengwengzuoxiang，youxiefameng。
taganjuezijihaoxiangzuoleyichangjiduzhenshidemeng，zhenshidaorangtafenbuqingzijirengchumengzhong，haishiyijinghuidaolexianshi。
yiduanshijiandechenmohou，fangjiudishenghuhuandiannaolidesaibomofashi：“liya……”
liyazhengtangzaizijidexiaochuangshangxiangshouxinshenghuo，tingdaofangjiuhanziji，mashangpaleqilai，yuqixiaoxinyiyide，“nibuhuiyaogaibianzhuyiba？”
“不是。”
fangjiubiaoqingfuzadikanzheta，renbuzhuwenleyiju：“wogangcaiyoumeiyousiguoyici？birunaodaibeikanxialaizhileide？”
“？？？”
liyadunshiyiliantingbudongnizaishuoshadekunhuobiaoqing，toudinggengshizhijiebengchusangedadadewenhao，“nishibushiaoyedadiandongdaduole？zenmewenzheizhongmomingqimiaodewenti？”
fangjiumianbujirouchouleyixia。
liyakanqilaiduicishiyiwusuozhi。
shishishang，jiulianfangjiuzijiyejuedemomingqimiao。
tafenminghaihaohaodizuozaizheili，jiyiliqueyongxianchuwushubingweizhenshifashengguodehuamian，pianpianzheixiehuamianwubiqingxi，zenmekandoubuxiangshibeihaiwangxiangzhengdanshengdehuanjue。
fangjiujinjinzhouqimeitou，chensijimiao，gangxiangxunwenliyaduizheiguyiyangganshifouyoudutedejianjie。
chuangwaideyushenghurantingle。
yizhenxixisusudeshengyinzaibeihouxiangqi。
liyalianshangdekunhuoshunjianxiaoshi，jingsongsuizhipashangwuguan。
“dengdeng……zheishishenmewanyi？”
shuxidebiaoqing，shuxidetaici。
jishiganrulangchaobanyongshangxintou。
mingmingzaifangjiudezhuguanyishili，tagenbenmeiyoujingliguozheiyiqie。
kemingmingzhizhong，mougeyouliyuluoji、yishi、wuganzhiwaideteshuqiguan，rangtachanshengleyizhongmomingdeshuxigan，jiuxiangduonianqiankanguo，rujinzaoyiwangquedelaodianyingzhongxinzaiyingmushangyingyiyang。
zhengshizaizheiguhaowulaiyoudeganjuecushixia，fangjiumengdidixianaodai！
呼——
huxiaodefengshengcongtoudingguaguo。
daorenzhanduanfangjiudejigenfasi，zhongzhongdizajinqiangbi，bansuizheyishengjuxiang，qiangmianshunjianbeipikaiyidaojiejinbanmideliekou，guobandedaoshendouqianjinqiangbili，suishixiangbaoyusidehuahualuodaodishang。
“我勒个……”
fangjiuzhuanguotou，kanzhexianeryouxiancaguozijitoudingdezhangdao，xinzangfakuangsidedimengtiao。
他的感觉是对的！
ruguotabuditou，zheihuierpashiyouyao“fentouxingdong”le！
erqiebuzhishibushicuojue，weijidangtou，fangjiuxinzhongbingmeiyoutaiduodejingkong，daoshenshangxingxiandewuxueqiweipiaojinbijian，lingrenzuooudechouweirangfangjiufandaorangfangjiujingshenyizhen。
tajuranyouxiejidonghexingfen！
xiangbizhixia，liyadefanyingjiuzhengchangxuduo。
takandaofangjiuguishishenchadiduokailezhimingdeyidao，dunshijinghuchusheng：“hewoyitiao！xianzaitmshishenmeqingkuang……dengdeng，niyaoganma！？”
莉雅的话还没说完。
fangjiuzhuazhumianqianshuang11daguzheshicaishedegourudediannaopingmu，yonglijuleqilai，jiezhexiangshihuiwuzhongchuiban，haobuyouyudichaobeihouneidaojianshuoguiyinglunqu。
咚！
“哎哟我去！”
liyadejinghushengzaifangjianlixiangche。
她还住在电脑里呢！
fangjiuzheihuigenbengubushangliya，jianyingdeshouganzhendefangjiushoubeifama，danzheizhengmingleduifangshiyongyoushitideguaiwu。
guiyingsihumeixiangdaofangjiunengduokaizuichudezhanshou，gengmeinengxiangdaotahuixunsufanji，beidiannaopingmuzazhongshi，gouchengtashentidezhanchourudongyetirouyankejiandidongyaoleliangxia。
方九眼前一亮！
居然有效！
zaikandaowulishanghaiyenengzaochengshanghaihou，fangjiuchedilaijing，hunshenfangfoyoushibujindeliqi，lunqidiannaopingmujiuchaozheguiyingmengza。
fangjiubuqingchuzheiwanyishishenmelaitou，mudeshishenme。
danjiranwuligongjiyouxiao，fangjiujiuzhinengpinmingdilunza、oudata，zhidaotashiquxingdongnengliweizhi！
咚！
“不是，方九你！”
咚！
“nimandian，wotouyun！”
咚！咚！咚！
“aiyowocao！aiyowocao！aiyowocao！”
fangjiumeilunzayixia，liyadoudebeizhenchudiandongjinglai。
zheishifangjiuxiangqiliyaneisuowei“gongtingmofashi”dechenghao，dangjichushengdahan：“nibiegeneipeidajiyinxiaole！kuaidian！bangbangmang！cuogehuoqiushadedouxing！”
liyazheihuiyezhejiqilai：“woxianzai！meiyoushiti！zenmebanga！”
zhenbushitabuxiangbangmang，ershitaxianzaidezhuangtaibuyunxutaganshexuniwangluowaideshijie。
yaoshifangjiubeirenmale，taguqiehainengbangzhebibiliangju，wenhouyixiaduifangdezushangshibadai。
怎么办？怎么办？
liyayebuxianggangrendefangdongdangchanggepi。
她总得做点什么！
zhenyaoshuotaxianzainengzuodeshiqing……
大概只有一件！
几秒钟后。
yizhenkangkaijiangdeyinlehuranxiangqi。
“dahexiangdongliua！tianshangdexingxingcanbeidoua！”
“aiheiaiheicanbeidoua！”
fangjiubeituranluanrude《haohange》jingdaomengdiyiduosuo！
zheidoushenmeluanqibazaode！
tashoutoudongzuobuyoulengzhu，suihoucaiyishidaozheishiliyajiaojinnaozhi、silejibaiwangedianzinaoxibaocaixiangchulaidezhuzhenbanfa——fangzhange。
tashizenmexiangdaozaizheizhongjumianxiafang《haohange》de！？
fangjiuneixinyouqianwanpiliemabentengerguo，danfangjiugenbenbuganchoukongtucaoliya，suoxingjiuzhe《haohange》dejiezougudian，chaoqianfangmingxianbeizamengdeguiyingjixuchuli。
“lujianbupingyishenghoua！”“dong！”
“gaichushoushijiuchushoua！”“dong！”
“fengfenghuohuochuangjiuzhoua！”“dong！”
guangxianhunandefangjianli，fangjiuyibiantingzheliuhuanlaoshide《haohange》，yibianlunqishoulide“xiandaikejijiejing”，duizhelingyibianchongmanguiyigandeguiyingyongzuiyuanshidefangshijinxingwuliqugui，tongshidiannaopingmulihaishibushichuanlaimouerciyuanmofashidianziyoulingde“teshudajiyinxiao”。
yishijianzhenggefangjianneidehunluanchengdubiaosheng，bijiasuolailedoudeshugendamuge。
zhidao《haohange》mashangkuaijieshushi，suizhezuihouyixialunza，guiyinghetadezhangdaoxiangshizhuangmanshuideqiqiushunjianpolie，suichengwushuxixiaodeshuizhu，huahuadisanluoxialai，dashiledimian，bianchengyitansanfachuxingchouqiweidebuzhimingheiseyeti。
zheitanyetiyirouyankejiandesudufengganninggu，youbeibuzhicongheerlaideyizhenfengchuiqi，huazuoqianqianwanwandehuichen，congcixiaoshibujian。
zheixiazhenshi“shuozouzanjiuzou”le。
“……”
fangjiuzheicaizhongyutingxiashoutoudedongzuo，baozhepingmu，putongyishengdaozaidishang。
kanzhezhujianxiaosandefeihui，fangjiudahanlinlidichuanzheqi，dengzheyanjing，manlianbuganzhixindininanchusheng：“maya……zhenyouyonga？”
“我就说吧！”
beihoudeyinxianglichuanchuliyadeyiyangyangdeshengyin：“zaozhidaofangxiyoujizhutiqule，【gangqinzhulejigeyao】zheiduanxiaoguozhidinggenghao！”
方九：“……”