完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋
《完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋》 小说介绍
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《完蛋，我在怪诞世界被砍脑袋》 第5章 免费试读
guangxianhunandefangjianli，fangjiukanzhemanmanxiaosandefeihui，jianjiangandaoshuangbeifama，naoguazikaishiwengwengzuoxiang。
shenshangxiansudailaidelinshinenglibiaoshengxiaoguotuiqu，querdaizhishiqiansuoweiyoudepibei，fangjiuzuozaidishangchuanlehaojikouqi，huifushaoxutilihou，baozhediannaopingmucongdishangpaleqilai。
takanzheguiyingxiaoshidedifang，chenmojimiao，“taxianzaisile？”
“不好说。”
liyamomoguandiao《haohange》zheishoukangkaijiangdebeijingyinle，chiyizhekaikou：“yaobulaishou《tongtiandadaokuanyoukuo》zhenyizhen？”
“nihaifangshangyinlebushi？”
“woxunsizongdebangdianmangma。”
liyaheiheiyixiao：“buguonifangxin，muqianlaikantasuanshizanshiwulihuale……ng，yinggai。”
fangjiuyanjiaochoutiaoliangxia，“wozenmetingnideyuqineimebukaopu？”
liyadeyuqichongmanwunai：“wocaiganglaizheishijiemeiduojiu，buqingchunimenzheierde‘tutechan’douyoushenmetexing，tadaodisimeisiwoyebuzhidaoa。”
fangjiuxinxianggangcaineizhikantoueguizenmeyebugaibeichengzuo“tutechan”，jiezhehuaiyidikanzhezijihuailidediannaopingmu：“neinishizenmedechutazanshiwulihuadejielunde？”
liyalisuodangrandihuidadao：“yinweitameiyoushunjianfuhuoyidaokansini。”
……
好像有点道理。
fangjiubeiliyadeyijuhuazhongxindiaodongqijinzhangdeqingxu，bufangxindidingzheguiyingxiaosandedifangkanlebanfenzhong，zaiciqijiantashizhongjinbaozhetadelianjia2kping，shikezhunbeilunqizhei800kuaichaoduifangtoudingzhaohu。
dengdaochuangwaizaicixiaqiyu，neidaoguiyingbuzaichuxianhou，fangjiucaianxindisonglekouqi。
shishisihuzhengruliyasuoshuo。
“ta”jiusuanmeibeidiannaopingmuzasi，zheihuiyinggaiyeshiwuzhemantoubaozanshilikaile。
shenxindedaoquanfangweidejiefang，fangjiugandaozijikuangzaodexintiaohuanlexialai，jiezhezhuanguoshen，bapingmuzhongxinfanghuidaozhuoshang。
滋滋滋——
屏幕重新点亮。
yishunjian，wushusecaihunluandexuehuahexiantiaozaipingmushangfuxian。
yuanbenzhengqidezhuomianbumanlingluandehuawen，jiaoluodeweizhibeizachuyidaopodong，touguozheidaodongkounengkanjianpingmuneibujingmidedianziqixie。
fangjiudunshiyizhenxintong——tajidezheitaipingmubaoxiuqiyijingguole，huitouhaidezaihuaqianmaiyigexinde。
yitaxianzaidejingjiqingkuanglaikan，zheixianranshiyibiroutengdekaixiao。
buguohenkuaifangjiujiuzhuyidaolingyigewenti。
莉雅不见了。
takanzhebumanhuawenxiantiaodezhuomian，zhaoleliangsanquandoumeizhaojianliyadezongying。
“你人呢？”
“这儿呢。”
bansuizheliyadexiaoshenghuiying，pingmuzuoxiafangdewenjianjiahurandongledong。
fangjiuzhenglezheng，bujiediwendao：“nimeishipaojinquganma？limianyoumeidongxi。”
“……”
mianduifangjiudeyihuo，liyameiyoujichuhuida，ershicongwenjianjialitanchugenaodai，suihouxinbuganqingbuyuandipalechulai。
tadeshentiyesuizhetalikaiwenjianjiaerzhujianhuiguiyuanbendedaxiao，tadeshuangjiaocaizairenwulanshang，danxigaiyishangdebufen，queyinweiling**cuodesuipingxiaoguobianchengleyituanjinse、hese、heisehuxianghunhedemohumasaike。
fangjiubeizijizhuomianshangzheituanbutingrudonghaifudaishanpingxiaoguodehunhemasaikeheleyitiao，“woqu！nizheishenmezaoxing？！beiyaoyunle？”
“ninaodaicaibeiyaoyunle……zheishipingmuhuaile！wobenrenhaozheni！”
liyachengqingwanzijidexingxiangwenti，ganmangyiliuyanzuanhuiwenjianjiali，zhiluchugexiaonaodai，kanzhegencangshuside：“wozuanzheierhaibushiweilegennifangbianduihua，nandaonigengxihuanwobianchenghuangheimasaikedeyangzi？”
“bie，zanshijiuxianzheiyangba。”
fangjiuhuanhuanhuchuyikouqi，zuohuidaodiannaoqian，shentizhujianfangsongxialai，yangtouwangxiangtianhuabandetongshi，naohaizhongbuduanfanyongqigangcaidezhongzhonghuamian，jiehouyushengdeqingxingganyongshangxintou。
tahaihuozhe，meiyoubeizhanshou。
erqietahaiyonglidazhuanfeidewuliquguifa，guqieshiganzouleneidaoguiying。
bingqiejiuzaizaoyuguiyingdeqianjifenzhong，tahaiyudaoleyiweiconghuangwangkunbangruanjianlixiazaidaodiannaolideerciyuanjinfamofashisaiboyouling……
shenzhitatuzhonghaisiguoyici！
fangjiujuezhezijimeishenmewenhua，duiyuzijiguoqushifenzhongdejingli，tazhinengyongyijuzhishuxiongyide“**！”laixingrong。
奇怪的是。
chuleneihunzazheduozhongqingxude“**”zhiwai，cikefangjiuneixinzuiweiqiangliede，shiliantazijidoumeifajieshidehaoqixin。
fangjiuchenmoliangmiao，ditoukanxiangwenjianjialideliya：“suoyi，gangcaineidaodishishenmewanyi？weishenmehuituranchuxianzaiwobeihou？erqietakanzhetinghurende，jurannengbeidiannaopingmupaisui，haishishuotazanshiwulihuayeyounideyibufengonglao？haiyou……”
“tingtingting。”liyalianmangjiaozhufangjiu，“nibieyixiapaoneimeduowentijiwo……”
fangjiulenglelengshen，buhaoyisidinaolenaotou，“baoqianha，youdianxiaokangfen。”
liyadeyanshendunshibiandeguguai，fuzademuguangtouguodiannaopingmu，shangxiadaliangzhemianqiandefangjiu。
fangjiuchajuedaoliyadexiaobiaoqing——burushuozaierciyuanhuafengdejiachixia，liyadeweimiaofanyingtajinshouyandi，yiyanjiukanchuliyazheiguniangzaisikaomouxieguanyuzijideshiqing，yushiwendao：“nikanshenmeni？”
“woganjuenibutaizhengchang。”
liyaxianglexiang，“putongrenyudaozheizhongshikebuhuikangfen，nidefanyingtaibuzhengchangle。”
“shima？”fangjiudaoshimeishenmeganjue，“neizhengchangdefanyingyinggaishishenme？”
liyataiqinaodai，yongshouzhidianledianxiaba：“genjuwodejingyan，putongrenyudaochaofanshijian，diyifanyingdoushiyibianniaokuziyibiankuzhetaopao，youdeqingjizhixiahaihuihuyanluanyuhuozhedahanmama，fanzhengmeiyigexiangnizheiyangganlunqipingmuwangchaofancunzaishenshangzade。”
“bushiyeyoubeihedaozhihoufengkuangfanjiderenma？”
“neiyeshiyibianmazanghuayibianfanji，shentitongchanghaihuifadou，nibuyiyang，wokanniyuezayuexingfen。”
shuodaozheili，liyadunledun。
“erqie，zhengchangrenyebukenengduokaineiyidao——wodangshihaiyiweinisidingleni。”
shihouhuixiangqilai，zheijianshicaishiliyajuedezuilipude。
zaitadeshijiaoli，fangjiufangfoweibuxianzhi，zaizijijinghuchushengdechaneijiuxunsuwanchengditoudedongzuo，wanmeibikaizuichudezhanshouyiji。
chufeitiqianyousuoyuliao，fouzepingzhengchangrenleidefansheshenjing，genbenbukenengzuodaozheizhongshi。
“关于这件事……”
fangjiushaozuosikao，jiangzijiyisisiwanghuiguidexianxiangdazhijieshileyixia——qishijieshiqilaijiuduanduanjijuhua，bijingtaduiyu“siwanghuigui”dejiyihaiyoudianmohu，zaijiashangshidiyici，jihushixilihutudijiudaizhejiyihuidaolebeizhanshoudejimiaoqian。
liyatingwanhouwuguanluchugewaijingcaidebiaoqing，“nizheitingqilaizenmexiangshiwomenneibiandeshijianmofa？”
fangjiuyitingzijidejingliyisigenmofayouguan，mashangzhuiwenyiju：“woshenshangdeqingkuanggenshijianmofayouguan？”
“应该没关系。”
liyafulefuzijidefashimao，chiyizhekaikou：“wozhijianguoyicizhengerbajingdeshijianmofa，queshinenggouhuisushiwudewulizhuangtai，danjiusuanshijiaokeshushangzuidingjiandeshijianmofa，yebukenengzuodaorangrensierfusheng。”
那就对不上号了。
fangjiukeshishidashidisiguoyici。
ruguoshijianmofawufafuhuosiren，neizijishenshangfashengdexianxiangyougairuhejieshi？
zongbunengyeshimougeshijieguandemonvgenzijiqiandingqiyueleba？
tazuijinyemeijianguoshenmebaisezhangerzaoxingkusiwanoudeqiteshengwua……
fangjiuneixinzhengzhuomozheshiqingdelailongqumai，hurantingdaoerbianchuanlaiyishengshuxide“dingdong”
门铃响了。
liyabeihedeyijiling，zhenggewenjianjiadougenzhefadou：“maya，tashahuilaile！？”
“tayaozhenshahuilaijiubuhuizheimelimaodianmenling。”
fangjiupieleyiyansesefadoudeliya，biaoqingfuza：“huashuowodoumeihuangni，niyigedianziyoulingzenmebiwohaipa？”
liyanaodaiyisuo，xiaoshengbibi：“gangcaineishiyunqihao，daoyoumeilundaozhujishang，yaoshizhujilanle，wokenengjiuzhensile……jiusuanmeisi，wanyipengshangshujuliushi，yunqizaihaobaodiyedeshigexiazhitanhuan。”
方九：“……”
zuoweiyimingmofashi，liyashiyingxian**lundesuduyisiyouxietaikuaile。
“总之你小心点。”
liyaguqieguanxinlefangjiuliangju：“jidedaidianwuqi，nabacaidaozhileide！wokebuxianggangzhaodaogexinjia，fangdongdangtianjiuguale。”
fangjiuzuijiaochouchouliangxia，“neinijiubunengzhiyuanzhiyuanwo？haodaiyeshigemofashi，zhendeyidianerteshunenglidoumeiyou？”
liyadexiaoyanshenmomopiaodaoletianshang：“nizheihuashuode……bujiushiteshunenglima？neiyebushiwanquanmeiyou。”
fangjiuxinliyixi，youxunsufanyingguolai，lianseyisu：“chulehaohange！”
莉雅沉默两秒钟。
ranhouyinxianglizidongbofangqiyishoukangkaijiangde《jingzhongbaoguo》
“……”
fangjiudebiaoqingdunshibiandeniuqu，neixinbielehaojigewanxiangchulejigezangci，dankaolvdaozheikenengyijingshiliyanengzuodaodejixian，tazhongjiuhaishibadaolezuibiandehuayanlehuiqu。
jingzhongbaoguojiujingzhongbaoguoba，qimaqueshinengzhuangdan。
yushi，zaiyishengrexuefeitengde“langyanqi，jiangshanbeiwang”zhong，fangjiukuaibulaidaochufang，naqicaidaozangdaobeihou，jiezhexiaoxinjinshendikaojindamen，yibiantigaojingti，yibianshizhetouguomaoyankanxiangmenwai。
menwaizhanzheliangdaolvexianlansandeshenying，chuanzhebaisedechenshanheheisedezhangku，dazhelingdai，caizhepixie，tongshitoushanghaiyouyidingjuyouxiangzhengyiyidemaozi。
fangjiuyiyanrenchuzheishitamenxiaoquwuyedezhifu。
tayouzixiguanchaliangyanmaozixiamiandelian，faxianshilianggeershiduosuideqingnian，yigaoyiai，gaodeneigehailiuzhezhongzhangfa，daizheyanjing，liangrenwaixingxiangchashenyuan，dantamendelianshangdouluchuxinbuganqingbuyuandexianqi。
方九心中松了口气。
kuazhegepilianshangban，duimiankendingshizhengchangren！
yezhishiguiyiweizhuangchengdeweiren，cainengzaigongweishangzhanfangchucanlanyoubuzhisihuodeweixiao。
xiangdaozheili，fangjiumomojiangcaidaofanghuiyuanwei，ranhoushenxikouqi，huanhuanjiangmentuikai。