《我都快成仙了,还要去上学?》 小说介绍
zhujiaojiaochenfanzhaomengyudeshumingjiao《wodoukuaichengxianle,haiyaoqushangxue?》,shizuozheqingyiqingxinchuangzuodeyibenxuanhuanfenggedexiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:xusisishenxiyikouqi,yilianzixindizouguoqu,guizailongyazhizunmianqian。“dizixusisi,yijingkaolvhaole,woyuanyichengweinindetudi!”……...
《我都快成仙了,还要去上学?》 第二章 龙牙至尊 免费试读
jiangchengdaxuemenkouyijianaichadiannei。
jiaoluoli,shencaimanmiaodezhaomengyuyibianwanzheshouji,yibiantingzheshenpangguimixusisidebaoyuan。
“zheigeshujiadouguozheimejiule,jingranhaibukaixue,zhende……taiwuliaoleya……”
“mengyu,yaobuzanmenyuejigexiaogegechulai,wandianqujiubahapiyixia?”
“nizaiganmaya,wozheigennishuohuani,nibiewanshouji……”
beixusisishenshoubalaleyixia,zhaomengyudiankaileyigexiaoshipinzaixusisidemianqianhuanglehuang。
“nikankan,zheishishei?”
tingdaozheihua,xusisizheicaibazhuyilifangzaileshoujipingmushang,dangtakanqingchuxiaoshipinneiderenwu,yixiazijinghuchulai,yanjingdoumaochulexiaoxingxing。
“tianna,zheibushilongyazhizunme?qianduanshijiantingshuotalaidaolewomenjiangcheng,meixiangdaozheijingranshizhende!”
zhaomengyudianlediantou,suihoushenmixiaodao:“wogangcaitingwenleyixiexiaodaoxiaoxi,longyazhizunzheicilaijiangchengshiweiguochuli,zhuanmenjishazhuabudongyingjiandie,suoyicaitebieguanzhushouji……nuo,nikan。”
suizheshipindejixubofang,longyazhizunchuxianzaiyichushandi,shenhoubumanlejunduirenyuan,jiezhejiaoluodefengxi,yixikeyikandaojigebeitaoshangtoutaodefanrenbeiguanjiarendaizou。
“oh,wozhendehuixie!longyazhizunweileguojiajugongjincui,tashizaitairangrengandongle!”
“haiyou,nikanlongyazhizunzheizhanglian,aiya,lengjiaofenming,taiyounanrenwei,jianzhitaishuaile!”
“yaoshiwonenggouhelongyazhizunzaiyiqi,napazhiyouyigewanshang,wozheibeiziyezhileya!”
“……”
xusisidelianshangfanqilehuachi,halazidoukuaiyaodidaolenaichabeili。
kandaoguimizheigeyangzi,zhaomengyuqingxiaodao:“zeze,nikannilangde,buguolongyazhizunqueshibucuo,yaoshihuanwoxuan,woyexiwangwoweilaidelaogongnengzheiyang,yi……”
huashuodaoyiban,kandaoshipinzhongdelongyazhizun,zhaomengyudunledun,lianshangxiemanleyihuo。
“nikanzheili,longyazhizundejiao,zenmehaoxiangbolea?”
“bukeneng!jueduibukeneng!”
xusisilianlianyaotou,lianshangxiemanlebuxiangxin,“wodenanshenzenmekenengbojiaoni?nikan,tayidingleile,zhiyaoxiuxijitianxiangbijiuhuihuifude!”
“budui!shipinlimiandezheigerenqueshishibojiaole。”
yigemoshengquehenyoucixingdeshengyintuwuxiangqi。
xusisitaiqiletou,dangtakanqingchushuohuazhirenhou,lianshangdeshenqingtouluchuyisibuxie。
“heng!duodaderenle,jingranhaiwancosplay,jianzhiyouzhi……”
“haiyou……nideweinigangcaishuodehuanghuafuze,ganjinjiwodaoqian!”
“fouze,woyidingyaojiaoxunni,rangnizhidaowuruwonanshendexiachang!”
chenfanyoupieleyiyanshipinlidelongyazhizun,yilianrenzhendiquerenleyixia。
“meicuoa,queshishita,wogangcaiqinyankandaode,taneitiaobotui,shibeidaduande……”
huahaimeishuowan,xusisizhijiechuyanjiangqidaduan。
“nigaibuhuixiangshuoshinibalongyazhizundetuidaduandeba?”
chenfanyaoleyaotou,zhijiejiangshishijianglechulai。
“wobingmeiyoudaduanzheijiahuodetui,ershitazijidongshoudaduanzijidetui!”
“zhiyutaweishenmedaduantui,woxiangtashiweilexiangwopeizuiba!”
“qishishuoshihua,woyemeixiangzhezhenneimehen,yinggaishitawujiewodeyisileba……”
suizhechenfanyigunaodibahuashuowan,xusisizhenggerenyixiajiujingdaile。
zheishi,zuozaiyipangbantianmeiyouchushengdezhaomengyukaiqiangle。
“ni……nishibushiwangyideerzi,chenfan?”
chenfanzhuanguotou,kanxianglezhaomengyu,sisuoleyihui,kaikoudao:“ni……nishimengyumeimeiba?wojidexiaodeshihouwojiaonisaniaowannibani!”
tingdaozheihua,naohaizhongdemougekeeshenyingheyanqianzhirenzhonghele,zhaomengyudelianyixiaziheile。
“zhaoyizainani?haojiumeijiantale!”
“我妈在……”
zhaomengyuzhengxiangkaikou,quemeixiangdaoshenpangdexusisikankanhuiguoshenlai,rutongzhayaotongyiban,yixiazibeidianbaole。
xusisinushengkaikou,“nijintianzheiyangwuruwonanshen,woyidingyaojiaoxunni!”
shuowan,biannachushouji,anxiajigehaoma,zhunbeidachuqu。
kandaoyanqianzheiyimu,zhaomengyuyixiazijile,lianmanglalexusisiyiba,chuyanquandao:“biea,sisi,buguanzenmeyang,tadoushiwopengyou……”
yibianshuozhe,zhaomengyuyelianmangchaozhechenfanyanshenshiyi。
zheiyisibuyaneryu,tashixiwangchenfannenggouzhudongxiangxusisidaoqian。
“wozhenmeiyouwurunikouzhongsuoweidenanshen,wogangcaisuoshuodeyiqiedoushizhende!”chenfanyilianwugudao。
tingdaozheifanhua,zhaomengyufulefue,ganjueyizhentoutong。
tianna,zheirennaoziyoumaobingba?
zhenshisizhubupakaishuitang!
眼观鼻,鼻观心。
陈凡一愣。
mofeizhaomengyubuxiangxinziji?
chenfanlianmangbuchongdao:“ruguonimenhaishibuxiangxindehua,woxianzaijiuchuqubazheigejiahuojinizhualai,daoshihouniqinkouwenta……”
“呀!”
yishengjingjiaoxiangchelezhenggenaichadian。
xusisichengdeyishengzhanqilai,shenchushouzhizhixianglechenfan,yiziyidundekaikoudao:“youzhongnijiubiezou,jiwodengzhe!”
“hao,neiwojiudengdeng。”
chenfandianlediantou,suihouqishenchaozhejutaizouqu,limaokaikou,“jiwolaibeiyuanwei,yaojiabing。”
dianyuandileyibeinaichajichenfan,lianmangbuduanshiyanserangqikuaidianlikai。
chenfanquejiazhuangmeikanjian,daoleshengxiehou,zhongxinhuidaolezhaomengyushenpangzuolexialai。
kandaochenfanzheifanyouzaidemoyang,xusisigengjiashengqi,duizhechenfanjiaoxiaodao:“wogangcaiji**gegedaledianhua,niwanle!”
chenfanlandedali,ziguzidinaqinaicha,kaishipinchangqilai。
zheimesihuadekougan,tayiwanniandoumeiheguole……
不多时。
yihuowenlonghuahudedahanchongjinlenaichadian,qizhongyigeweishoudeguangtoulaidaolexusisidegenqian,wubikuazhangderangdao:“shei?shinagewangbadan,ganrewodeganmeimei?”
zhouweiqitahenaichadekerenquandoudixialetou,meirengandacha。
kandaolairenhou,xusisidediqiyeyixiazizuleqilai,lianmangzhixianglechenfan,“ge,jiushita,tagangcaiwuruwonanshenlongyazhizunbojiao,shuoshitadabode!”
“好咧。”
guangtounandiandiantou,“ganwuruwomeimeinanshenbojiao,he,wojiuxianrangnibojiao!”
huayinluoxia,zheihuohunzihuiwuzhequantouqishuashuadichongxianglechenfan。
然而。
jiuzaixiayike,buzhizenme,zheihuohunzizhayanjianbianxiaoshile。
“pengpengpeng”dijishengxiangqi。
shilaigedahanhengqishubaditangzaidishang,yigezaichuanqidedoumeiyou,zhiyouxiongkouweiweizaiqifutiaodong。
秒杀!
wanquanmeiyourenkandaochenfanshizenmechushou!
shuangfanggenbenjiumeiyousihaodekebixing!
xusisilengzaileyuandi,yiliandibukezhixin。
chenfanqishen,naqishouzhongganghaozhengzaixiangqideshoujizoudaolezhaomengyudegenqianhuanglehuang,qingshengdao:“mengyu,zheijiangchengdehaoma,shizhaoyideba?”
wangyoushoubuzhudekongchengdianping:《wodoukuaichengxianle,haiyaoqushangxue?》shiyibuqingjiejincou、kourenxinxiandezuopin,zuozheduirenxingdexizhimiaoxiehegushidelianguanxinglingrenyinxiangshenke。qidaikandaohouxuqingjiedefazhanhelingrenmanyidejieju。
wangyouqietingfenglingdianping:《wodoukuaichengxianle,haiyaoqushangxue?》zheibenshuduqilaifeichangguoyin。zuozheqingyidebililede,tademiaoxierangrenganshoudaotafengfudewenxuezhishiheshenhoudesikaonengli。zhujiaochenfanzhaomengyudexinggexianming,tadelengjingheconghuilingrenpeifu。zhenggegushideqingjiejincoueryoukourenxinxian,duzhenanyifangxiashouzhongdeshu。《wodoukuaichengxianle,haiyaoqushangxue?》dekuangjiadingdefeichangbucuo,zuozheqiaomiaodianpailegegeqingjiedeguanlianhezhuanzhe,shizhenggegushigengjiayinrenrusheng。wulunshishedinghaishijuqing,douzhanxianchulezuozhedutedechuangyihexiangxiangli。
我都快成仙了,还要去上学?