《将军的胃是铁打的》 小说介绍
《jiangjundeweishitiedade》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeyanqingxiaoshuo,jiangshulesuxiaotangxiaolinzaifanqiemazigongdebixiajinglidejingxianzhilv。suxiaotangxiaolinshigeputongren,dantabeijuanruleyigeshenmizuzhideyinmouzhong。tabixuliyongzijidezhihuiheyongqi,jiekaimituanbingzhengjiushijie。
《将军的胃是铁打的》 将军的胃是铁打的第2章 免费试读
suxiaotangzhanzaiyipang,kanzhezheibinghuangmaluandechangmian,wugudizhalezhayan,
naqiyikuai“xingcun”deqingselinglonggao,zijiyaoleyixiaokou,xixipinwei,yihuodixiaoshengdunang:“ng?
suiranyoudianla,youdianhou,haiyoudianxing…danzheicicengcigantingfengfudeya?jinbuleya!jiangjunninshuoshibushi?
”xiaolinpieletayiyan,meishuohua,zhishizuijiaosihujiqiqingweidichoudongleyixia。taqishen,
wushishenhouyipianaihongbianye,jingzhizouxiangshufang。
liuxiasuxiaotangkanzhesanweifujiangliangundaipachongxiangxiaochangtaomingdebeiying,yijimanzhuolangjiede“qicaizhanchang”,
ruoyousuosi:kanlaifujiangmendekouwei…bijiaodiaozuan?xiaci…shishijianshaodianyanse?6fanxiangxingjiutang,
suandaoyaquenuanxingongyanguilai,yeseyishen。xiaolintarujiangjunfudamenshi,shenxingyijiutingbarusong,bulvchenwen,
meiyibudejulidouxiangshiyongchiziliangguo,fenhaobucha。yueguangluozaitalunkuofenmingdecelianshang,
yijiushineifushengrenwujindelengjunmoyang。zhiyougenzaitashenhou、yiliandanyoudelaoguanjiazhidao,
jiangjunjinrizaigongyanshang,beijiweilaodarenlunfanjingjiu,zheshihelebushao。
suxiaotangzhengbaozheyiben《baicaoshijing》zaidengxiadakeshui(shituxunzhaozhengchangcaipudelinggan),tingdaodongjing,
mimihuhuditaitou。kandaoxiaolinzoujinlai,taroulerouyanjing,likeqingxinglejifen。“jiangjunhuilaila?
”tafangxiashuyingshangqu,gangkaojin,jiuwendaoyigudandande、beilenglieqixibaoguozhedejiuxiang。zaikanxiaolin,
suiranyanshenyijiuruili,danxikanzhixia,neishensuideyandisihumengzheyicengjidandeshuiguang,
shaolejifenpingridehanlie,duolejifen…buyichajuedemangran?xiangbingxuefugaixiadeshentan,weiweiqilewu。
jiangjun…hezuile?suxiaotangnaozilibengchuzheigeniantou,suijiyoubeizijifouding。bukeneng!
jiangjunzheimeyingmingshenwu、dinglichaoqunderen,zenmehuizui?dingduo…shiweixun?
dankanzhetabipingshigengchenmodeyangzi,suxiaotangxiangqiyiqianzaijiashi,diedieheduole,
aniangzonghuizhuyiwanrehuhudexingjiutang。talikelailejingshen,zheikeshibiaoxian“xianhui”dehaojihui!
suirantade“xianhui”tongchangbansuizhezainan…“jiangjunshaozuo!qieshenqujininzhuwanxingjiutang!mashangjiuhao!
”suxiaotangdiuxiayijuhua,fengfenghuohuodichongxiangxiaochufang,liuxiaxiaolinzhanzaiyuandi,sihuxiangshuoshenme,
danzuizhongzhishichenmodizoudaoyibianzuoxia,bimuyangshen。xiaochufangli,suxiaotangfanxiangdaoju。
xingjiutang…xingjiutang…tajideaniangshuoguo,yaosuan,yaojieni!yushi,
tahaomaidizhualailianggezhishuifengyingdedaningmeng,tushoujichumanmanbanwansuandaorangrenyadaodezhiye!
juedebugoujinger,youjialeyidashaodaodexilandekuguani!zuihou,weilequhan(?),
tapaisuileyidakuailaojiang,lianpidairoudiujinguoli,heningmengzhi、kuguaniyiqiguduguduzhukai。henkuai,
yiwanreqitengteng、yansehunzhuo(huanglvxiangjian)、sanfazhejiqibadaosuankuxinlaqiweideyeti,
beisuxiaotangxiaoxinyiyidipengdaolexiaolinmianqian。“jiangjun,kuaichenrehe!dujiamizhi‘xingshentang’,
baozhengyiwanxiaqu,shenqingqishuang!”suxiaotangxinxinmanman。xiaolinzhengkaiyan,
muguangluozaineiwanqiwei“xingshen”detangshang。
neinongliede、hunhezheningmengdesuanrui、kuguadeshengsekuyihejiangdexinla**deweidao,zhichongbiqiang,
raoshitieweiruta,sihuyeweibukechadidunleyixia。tataimou,
duishangsuxiaotangliangjingjingde、xiemanqidaideyanjing。neishuangyanjingzaidengguangxia,xiangjinzaishuilideheiputao,
chuncuiyoudaizhedianshahuhudezhizhe。xiaolinmeishuohua,zhishimomodishenchushou,jieguolewan。wanbihentang,
dantafangfoganjuebudao。taditou,kanzhewanlifangundehunzhuoyeti,meiyouyouyu,zhijiecoudaozuibian,
yiyangtou——“gudong!gudong!gudong!”houjiekuaisugundong,
yiwansuankuxinla、weidaokancheng“kuxing”dexingshentang,beitamianbugaisedi、yikouqiganle!ganjingliluo,
rutongzaijunyinglihexiayiwanputongdeliangshui。suxiaotangjinzhangdidingzheta。xiaolinfangxiakongwan,bochunjinminleyixia,
sihuzaihuiwei(?)neijizhisuanshuangdeyuyun。jixizhihou,tashensuideyanmouli,
neicengmenglongdeshuiwusihuzhendexiaosanleyixie,yanshenzhongxinbiandeqingmingruili。takanxiangsuxiaotang,
shengyindaizheyisijiuhouteyoudedichenshaya,queqingxidituchujigezi:“…weidao,hentishen。
”suxiaotangxuanzhedexinshunjianluoledi,suijiyongshangyigujudadechengjiugan!kan!tadetangyouxiao!
lianjiangjundoushuotishen!“heihei,guanyongjiuhao!jiangjunninzaodianxiexi!”suxiaotangkaixindishoushiqikongwan,
jiaobuqingkuaidilikaile。xiaolinduzizuozaidengxia,kanzheneikongwan,
youditoukanlekanzijixuansejinpaodexiukou——neili,gangcaiduanwanshi,
buxiaoxinjianshangleyixiaodihunzhuode、huanglvsedetangzi。tayouzhejinhukekedejiepi,
pingriliyipaozhanranbandianhuichendouyaolikegenghuan。kecike,takanzheneidianaiyandewuzi,
meitouzhishijibukechadiculeyixia,shouzhizaixiukouchumosuopianke,zuizhong,jingmeiyouqishenqugengyi。
yiriqingchen,xiaolinyishenrongzhuang,zhunbeiqujunyingdianmao。suxiaotangdazhehaqianchulaisongta,
shoulihainazhezuowanneigemeixidetangshao。xiaolinzoudaomenkou,jiaobuweidun,meiyouhuitou,
dichendeshengyinqueqingxidichuanlai,luozaiqingchenweiliangdekongqili:“zuoye…tang…youlao。”“kuangdang!
”suxiaotangshoulidetangshao,yingshengluodi,zazaiqingshibanshang,fachuyishengqingcuidemingxiang。
tadaidaidikanzhejiangjuntingbadebeiyingxiaoshizaichenguangzhong,youditoukankandishangdetangshao,naoziliwengwengzuoxiang。
tieshu…bujinkailehua,haoxianghai…jieguole?!7lun“jiaotan”deshiyongjiazhisuxiaotangzuijinhenqinfen,
feichangqinfen。qinfendeduixiangshi——jiangjunfulineijikoujieshinaizaodedatieguo,
yijigezhongbuxingluorutashouzhongdeshicai。zaiquerenle“nanchiwuzui,wuduwansui”dejiangjunfushengcuntielvhou,
tade“chuyi”yanjiuchedijinrulekuangyebenfangdexinjiyuan。mubiaobuzaishi“haochi”,
gengjizhidekougan(yingdu)、gengdutedezaoxing(chouxiangpai)、yijigeng…nanyiyucedeweidao(jingximanghe)。
zheiribangwan,xiaolintazhemusehuifu,gangzoujinfanting,
yigunongliede、fangfosenlindahuoguohouhunhezhemouzhongrouleijiaohudeqiyiqixibianpumianerlai。tajiaobuweidun,
muguangjingzhundisuodingzaicanzhuozhengzhongyangneigejudade、gaizhechenzhongshiguogaiderongqishang。
suxiaotangxianggedengdaijianyuedexiaobing,yilianxingfen(youdaizhediantante)dizhanzaipangbian,
shoulihaiwozheyiba…e…yisishaohuogundewanyier?“jiangjun!ninhuilaidezhenghao!”tayanjingliangjingjingde,
xianbaosidejiekaiguogai。“pu…”yigudaizhehuoxingwei(cuojue)denongyanlvxiancuanchu。yanwusanqu,
luchuleguolide“zhujiao”。neishiyizhengzhi…mianqiangnengbianrenchushimouzhongqinlei(yexushiyazi?)dewuti。
tongtichengxianchuyizhongjunyunde、shensuide、wanrushanghaomoyubandeqihei!youguang?bucunzaide。
piroujinmidituanjiezaiyiqi,xingchengyizhongjianyingde、fangfolijingqiannianfenghuadeyanshizhigan。
jigenjueqiangdegutoucipojiaoheide“kaijia”tanchutou,daizheyizhongningsibuqudebeizhuang。haojiahuo!
zheinalishidunrou?zheifenmingshiyikuaigangconghuoshankoulaochulaidejiaotan!haishitedahaodeneizhong!
laoguanjiaduanzhechadeshou,doudechabeigaikakazuoxiang,kanneiroudeyanshen,huoxiangzaikanyijianchutuwenwu。
suxiaotangquehunranbujue,reqingdijieshao:“jiangjunkuaichangchang!‘heiyaoshimizhisuxiangya’!
woteyiyongwenhuomanweilesangeshichen!baozhengwaisulinen…e…waisuliren!
”tanaqipangbianyibashanzhehanguang、yikanjiushijunzhongzhishidebishou(?),shitubangmangqiege。
xiaolintaishouzhizhileta。tazoudaozhuobian,muguangzaineikuai“heiyaoshi”shangxunshipianke,rutongzaikantankuangmai。
ranhou,tashenchulianggenxiuzhangyoulideshouzhi,quqizhijie,zaineiqiheiyouliang(?)deyapishang,
“kou、kou”qiaoleliangxia。shengyinchenmen,houshi,daizheyizhongqitede…jinshizhiyin?
fangfoqiaozaileyikuaizhenzhengdeheiyaoshishang。suxiaotangpingzhuhuxi。
xiaolinnaqipangbianbeihaode、yikanjiubiputongcanjuhouzhongfenglixuduodecandao(laoguanjiazuijincaigoude,
yisijinggangdazao)。tashouwanchenwenyouli,daofengjingzhundiqieruneijianyingdejiaoqiao。
“ka…ca…”qingweidesuilieshengxiangqi,rutongzaipikanganzaodechaixin。
yikuaiyuemoyingerquantoudaxiao、lengjiaofenming、wuheifaliangde“yarou”beiqiegexialai。xiaolinmianbugaise,
jiangqisongrukouzhong。fantingliyipiansiji。laoguanjiatongkudibishangleyanjing。suxiaotangjinzhangdijiaozheshouzhi,
zhijiadoukuaikoujin“shaohuogun”lile。xiaolinkaishijujiao。
neishengyin…gabeng…gezhi…xiangzaijujiaohunleshalideyingmukuai,zaijijingdefantingligewaiqingxi。
tasaibangdejirouxiantiaoweiweibengjin,houjieyiyizhonghuanmanerjiandingdejiezougundongleyixia。yikuai,yanxiaqule。
suxiaotangdexinyegenzheluoledi,suijiyongshangqidai:“jiangjun…zenmeyang?zheikougan…shibushitebie…zhashi?
”xiaolinfangxiadao,naqisipacalecazuijiao(meicaxiarenheyouzi),
shensuidemuguangkanxiangsuxiaotangneizhangxieman“qiudianping”dexiaolian。tachenmolejixi,sihuzaizhenzhuociju,zuizhong,
yongtaneibiaozhixingde、haowubolandeyudiaojichulepingjia:“huohou,guole。
”suxiaotanglianshangdexiaorongshunjiankuadiao,xiangbeichuopodeqiqiu,jianbangyedalaxialai。guoran…haishishibailema?
raner,jiuzaitazhunbeichuitousangqidishoushi“zhanchang”shi,xiaolinneidichendeshengyinyouxiangleqilai,
qingxidibuchonglehoubanju:“…danjiaojing,shangke。”suxiaotangmengditaitou,yanjingshuadiyixialiangle!
xiangliangkezhourandianliangdexingxing!jiaojingshangke?!jiangjunkuawodeyayoujiaojing!suiranhuohouguole,
danfangxiangshiduide!zhuiqiujizhikougan!zhuiqiuduyiwuerdeshiyongtiyan!“zhendema?”tashunjianmanxuefuhuo,
xingfendichadianbengqilai,“jiangjunninxihuanyoujiaojingde?neitaihaobanle!woxiacikeyishishigengjiudehuohou!
huozhe…jiadiantebiedefuliaozengjiarenxing?biru…yulinfen?tingshuoneiwanyierjiaozhifengfu!
”laoguanjiayanqianyihei,chadiandangchangyunjue。
tamomodicongxiudailimochuyigenxindazaode、fanzhejinshulengguangde…tiechitongyaqian,qiaoqiaofangzailejiangjunshoubian。
xiaolindemuguangsaoguoneigenzaoxingqitedeyaqian,
youkanlekanshunjiandalejixue、yijingkaishiguihua“chaoqiangjiaojing2.0ban”desuxiaotang,
zuijiaojibukechadichoudongleyixia。tameizaishuohua,zhishimomodiyouqiexiayikuaixiaoyidiande“heiyaoshi”,
songrukouzhong,gabengzuoxiangdijiaoleqilai。ng,jinwandecai,henshihemoya。
8caimide“fangshenliaoli”shangjisuxiaotangzuijinhenyouyu。youyudegenyuanshi——qian。
jiangjunfuchichuanyongduziranbuchou,xiaolinsuileng,danzaiyinqianshangduitabingwuxianzhi。
ketasuxiaotangbushineizhongmanzuyuyanzhishuifendeputongguixiua!tademengxiang,shitansuoshicaidexingchendahai!
zheiri,tadaizhetieshenyahuanxiaocuiliudadaoxishi。kongqizhongpiaodangzhegezhongyourendeshiwuxiangqi,
dansuxiaotangdebizi,jingzhundibuzhuodaoleyigujiqiqingtianfuyu、daizheyiyufengqingdeguoxiang!xunzhexiangwei,
tatingzaileyigehushangdetanweiqian。tanweishang,jigeyuanrunbaoman、biaopidaizhejingzhiwangwendemigua,
zaiyangguangxiasanfazheyourendeguangze。pangbianlizhegexiaomupai,
shangmianyongwaiwainiuniudehanzixiezhe:“xiyujinwenmigua,wushiliangyige!”wushiliang?!
suxiaotangdaoxiyikouliangqi!zheidougoutamaiyicheputongguaguowaijiazhahuaishikouguole!
tayanbabadidingzheneijigemigua,koushuifengkuangfenmi。haoxiangyanjiuyixiaa!zheiguadexiangqirucidute,
ruoshirongrutade“tezhijiangliao”huozhe“ninglu”li,shuobudingnengchuangzaochudabaixingdeweidao(zainan)!
kemomozijiganbiedeqiandai…ai,nangzhongxiuse。jiangjunfudeyuelihaimeidaorizini。tayibusanhuitou,
lianlianbushedilikaimiguatan,xiaonaodaiguaquezaifeisuyunzhuan。zenmecainengkuaisugaodaoqian?maixiupin?
taneizhenxianhuo,fenggekouzidounengfengchengsijie。maizihua?tademobao,guihuafudousuantaiju。zhengfannaozhe,
congjiulouchulaideshuxishenying——zhengshiqianjitianzaifuli“canzaotudu”delimang、wangcehezhaoxiaochuansanweifujiang。
sanweifujiangyuanyuankanjianta,rutongbairijiangui,lianse“shua”diyixiabianle!limangmengdiwuzhuzui,
tiaojianfanshebanganouleyisheng;wangcezhanshuxinghouyang,
fangfotashenshangdaizhewenyi;nianjizuixiaodezhaoxiaochuangengshikuazhang,yigejianbuduodaolewangceshenhou,
zhitanchubangenaodai,yanshenjingkong。suxiaotang:“……”zhiyuma?!bujiushiyipandianxinma!turan,
yidaolingguangrutongshandianpikailesuxiaotangdenaohai!duia!zheibujiushixianchengde“kehuqunti”ma?!
talianshangshunjianduiqiyigereqingyangyi、renchuwuhaidexiaorong,maizhexiaosuibujiuyingleshangqu:“lijiangjun!
wangcanjun!xiaozhaojiangjun!zhenqiaoa!”sanweifujiangjitihoutuiyibu,rulindadi。
“furen…nin…ninyouhefenfu?”wangceyingzhetoupikaikou,shengyinfazhan。
suxiaotangxiaomimidicongsuishendexiaohebaoli,bianxifasidetaochusangexiaoqiaolinglong、saizheruanmusaideqinghuaciping。
pingzikanzhetingjingzhi,jiushilimiandedongxi…yinyintouchuyizhongbuxiangdeshenhese。“sanweijiangjunbiejinzhangma!
”suxiaotangshengyintiandexiangmi,“shangcidedianxin,shiqieshenkaolvbuzhou,rangzhuweishoujingle。zheibu,
qieshenteyiyanzhilexinpin,suanshijizhuweipeizui!
”tabasangexiaocipingfenbiesaidaosanrenshouli(sanrenrutongjieleshaohongdeluotie,shoudouzaidou)。
“cinai‘jiangjunfutezhibijiejiang’!nongsuojinghua,yidijianxiao!
fajiandan:xiaciruozaiyouzhangbeicuihun、meipojiuchan、huozheyudaoshizaituituobudiaodexiangqinyan…zhixuyongkuaizijian,
zhanshangzheimeyidingdian,”suxiaotangshenchuxiaomuzhibihualeyixia,“qiaoqiaomozaininyaochidecaishang!
baozhengduifangguniangkanyiyan,wenyixia,likehuarongshise,tuibisanshe!congcizaiwurenganbininxiangqin!zenmeyang?
tiexinba?kanzaizanmenzheimeshudefenshang,yipingzhishounimen…shiliangyinzi!tongsouwuqi!
”sanweifujiangkanzheshoulineipingshenbujiandi、fangfofengyinzhediyuemode“bijiejiang”,
zaixiangxiangfurennei“qicailinglonggao”deweili…shiliangyinzimaiqingjing?maibubeibihun?
haoxiang…haoxiangyebushibunengkaolv?limangzuixiandongyao,tazhengbeijialilaoniangcuihuncuidetouda。tayanlekoutuomo,
shitanzhewen:“zhen…zhenzheimeguanyong?”“neidangran!”suxiaotangpaizhexiongfubaozheng,“jiangjunqinzirenzheng,
‘shangkewudu’!jueduianquanwufuzuoyong!dingduo…jiushiweidaochongjiliqiangledianma!xiaoguobaoninmanyi!
bumanyi…bumanyixiacimianfeisongninyiwan‘feicuibiyuhu’!”“biebiebie!manyi!jueduimanyi!
”zhaoxiaochuanhedetiaoqilai,shoumangjiaoluandikaishitaoqiandai,“shiliang!furen!womai!womaihaibuxingma!
”taningyuanhuaqianmai“duyao”,yebuxiangzaijingliyicidangchangoutudeshesia!limanghewangceduishiyiyan,
yiyaoya,yefenfentaoqian。shiliangyinzimaigeergenqingjingherenshenanquan,zhile!
suxiaotangxiaomimidishoulesangechendiandiandeyindingzi,sanshiliang!miguayouzheluole!
taxinmanyizudihuihuishou:“hezuoyukuai!jidejigehaopinge!”bengbengtiaotiaodichaozhemiguatanshahuiqu。
sanweifujiangniezheneitangshoudexiaociping,kanzhefurenhuankuaidebeiying,
xinqingfuzaderutongdafanlewuweiping(zhuyaoshikuhela)。jiuzaizheishi,yigelengliedeshengyinzishenhouxiangqi,
rutonghandonglayuelidoutoujiaoxiadeyipenbingshui:“nimen,zaizuoshenme?”sanweifujianghunshenyijiang,
rutongbeidianlexue,huanhuanzhuanguoshen。zhijiantamendezhushuaixiaolindajiangjun,buzhiheshizhanzailejiejiao,
yishenxuansechangfuyeyanbuzhuneishenporendehanqi。tashensuidemuguang,
zhengluozaisanrenshoulineisangeyanshudexiaocipingshang。wanle!beijiangjunzhuabaole!sanrenlenghanshunjianjiuxialaile,
shoulidecipingchadiannabuwen。xiaolinhuanbuzoujin,muguangsaoguoneisangeciping,
youkanxiangyuanchuzhengbaozheyigeshuodamigua、xiaodejianyabujianyandesuxiaotang。tachenmolejixi,yanshenhuianbuming。
jiuzaisanweifujiangyiweiyaoaijungunshi,xiaolinqueturanshenchushou。bushiqiangciping,
ershijiangyigechendiandiande、xiuzheanwendejinduanqiandai,zhijiedijilelitazuijindewangce。wangce:“???
”(jiangjunzheishiyao…shoujiaozangkuan?)xiaolindeshengyinyijiumeishenmewendu,yanjianyigai:“jita。maigua。
”wangcelengzhu,suijifanyingguolai,rumengdashe,lianmangjieguoqiandai:“shi!jiangjun!
”zhuanshenjiuchaozhesuxiaotangdefangxiangzhuiqu。
xiaolindemuguangyouzhuanxianglimanghezhaoxiaochuanshoulineiliangzhihaimeilaidejishouqilaide“bijiejiang”ciping,
meitoujibukechadiculeyixia,yuqidaizheyisiburongzhiyidemingling:“…ciwu,shouhao。budeliusan。
”(dunledun,buchonglezuizhongyaodeyiju)“…youqishi,budeyongyu…toudi。
”limang&zhaoxiaochuan:“……”jiangjun!womenbugan!womenzhishiyonglaiduifuxiangqinduixianga!toudi?
zheiwanyierliuchuqupabushihuiyinqiliangguobangjiaoweiji?!
kanzhewangcebachendiandiandeqiandaisaijibaozhemigua、yilianjingximangrandesuxiaotang,xiaolinzheicaishouhuimuguang,
zhuanshenlikai。shenzanggongyuming。ng,huaqianmaizijiafurende“duyao”buwailiu,zheihenjiangjun。
suxiaotangzuijinyoudian…budejing。zheizhongbudejing,zaitaneiweiyuanfangbiaomeiliuruyanzhujinjiangjunfuhou,
dadaoledingfeng。liuruyan,renruqiming,ruoliufufeng,yanbohanyan。yishensuyadeyuebaiqunshan,
chendetachuchudongren。tashisuxiaotangmuqinniangjianeibianguaileqibagewandebiaoqin,jushuojiazhongzaolebiangu,
qianlaijingchengtouben,sufurennianzheyidianxianghuoqing,bianrangtazanzhujiangjunfu。zheiweibiaomei,biedebenshixianbushuo,
yishouchuyiqueshishidashidejingzhan。youqishanzhanggezhongjingzhiyazhidedianxin,kanchengsexiangweixingjuquan。
zidaliuruyanzhujinlai,jiangjunfudedachufangjiufangfobeihuafenchenglelianggeshijie。
yibianshisuxiaotangde“liandanzhongzaiqu”,nongyangungun,qiweiguijue;lingyibianzeshiliuruyande“dianxingongfang”,
xiangqiniaoniao,shangxinyuemu。xiarenmendexin,rouyankejiandipianle。luguosuxiaotangzheibianshijiaobucongcong,
pingxiningshen;daoleliuruyanneibian,zerenbuzhuzhuzu,shenxijikouxiangqi,zanbujuekou。zheiriwuhou,
liuruyanduanzheyidiegangchuludehehuasu,niaoniaotingtingdilaidaoxiaolindeshufangwai。neihehuasuzuodeweimiaoweixiao,
fenbaixiangjiandehuabancengcengdiedie,zhongjianyidiannenhuanghuarui,jingzhiderangrenshebudexiakou。
yiguqingtiandehexiangyouyoupiaosan。“biaojiefuzaimangma?”liuruyanshengyinroudenengdichushuilai,
yanboliuzhuanjiandaizheqiadaohaochudeyangmu,“ruyanxinzuolexiedianxin,xiangzhebiaojiefuchuligongwuxinku,
tesonglaijininchangchang。biaojieta…xianglaishibutaishanzhangzheixiede。”zuihouyiju,
daizheyisiruoyousiwudetanxiheyouyuegan。
suxiaotangzhenghaoduanzhetaxinyanfade“shenhaixuanwozhimahu”(lingganlaiyuanyumoyuzhibanlanmeijiang)luguo,
zhunbeisongqujixiaolin“pinjian”(huohuo),jiutingdaolezheichaxiangsiyideyiju。jiaobushunjiandunzhu,
xinlineidianxiaobushuang“cheng”diyixiajiumaolechulai。shenmejiaowobushanzhang?woneishi…fenggebutong!
懂不懂欣赏艺术!
qishensui、chengxianchuyizhongjinhuyuzhouheidongbandelanheise、biaomianhaipiaozhejilimeijiaoyundebaisezhimalidehuhu,
shenxiyikouqi,lianshangyangqiyigebiliuruyangengcanlan(yegengjia)dexiaorong,tuimenerru。“aiya!
biaomeiyezaiya?zhenshiqiaole!”suxiaotangshengyinqingcui,xiaorongmanmiandizoudaoshuanqian,
wushiliuruyanshunjianjiangzhudexiaorong,
bazijineiwan“shenhaixuanwo”dongdiyishengfangzaileneidiejingzhidebuxianghuadehehuasupangbian。shijuechongjili,
满分!
piaopiaodehehuaxianzi;yibianshishenchenrumo、fangfonengtunshiyiqieguangxiandeyuzhouheidong…gaoxialipan(fanxiangde)。
“jiangjun~”suxiaotangguyituozhanglediaozi,ba“shenhaixuanwo”wangxiaolinmianqiantuiletui,
“kuaichangchangqieshenxinzuode‘ningzhiyuluyangshenghu’!
yongleshanghaodeheizhima、shenhaimoyujinghua(moyuzhi)、haiyouxiyulanmeijiang!bunaoyishen,wufayangyan!
tebieshiheninzheiyangriliwanjide!”tazhezhongqiangdiaole“ningzhiyulu”sigezi,
yanshentiaoxindipiaoleliuruyanyiyan。
liuruyankanzheneiwanyanseguiyi、sanfazhenanyiyanyuhunheqiweide“yulu”,lianshangdexiaorongchadianguabuzhu,
qiangrenzhebushiroushengdao:“biaojiezhenshi…biechuxincai。zhishizheiyanse…weimianguoyushenchenlexie,
pashi…butaihebiaojiefudekouweiba?haishichangchangruyanzuodehehuasuba,
qingtianshuangkou…”xiaolindemuguangzaishujuanshang,bingweitaitou,fangfomeitingdaoliangrenzhijiandejifeng。liuruyanjianzhuang,
xinzhongweixi,yiweixiaolinmorenletadedianxingenghao。tashenchuxianxianyuzhi,nianqiyikuaizuijingzhidehehuasu,
zitaiyouyadidixiangxiaolindechunbian,shengyinyuefajiaorou:“biaojiefu,
ninchangchangkan…”suxiaotangdexinxiangshibeiyizhixiaoshoubuqingbuzhongdinieleyixia,youdiansuan,youdianmen。
tadingzheliuruyanneizhikuaiyaopengdaoxiaolinzuichundeshou,youkankanzijineiwanmaixiangganrendehuhu,
gangcaineigubufushudejingerturanjiuxieleqi。
suanle…bibuguojiushibibuguo…jiuzaitazhunbeinianniandiduanqizijineiwan“heidong”chetuishi,
yizhichenmodexiaolinqueturandongle。taweiweipiantou,bikailedidaochunbiandehehuasu。ranhou,
zaisuxiaotangheliuruyanjingedemuguangzhong,tashenchushou,bushiqujieneijingzhidedianxin,
ershiduanqilesuxiaotangneiwan“shenhaixuanwozhimahu”。tashenzhimeiyongshaozi,zhijieduanqiwan,coudaozuibian,
heleyidakou!neizhanchou、shenlanjinhei、kenenghaidaizhemoyuxingqidehuhu,jiuzheimexiaoshizaitakouzhong。
houjiegundong,yanxia。xiaolinfangxiawan,wanyanliuxiayigeqingxideyinzi。tazheicaitaiyan,
muguangpingjingwubodikanxiangshunjianshihua、lianseshabaideliuruyan,shengyinqingleng,tingbuchuqingxu:“bubifeixin。
furensuozuo,weidao…tebie。hewopiwei。”liuruyan:“!!!”tashoulidehehuasu,
“pada”yisheng,diaozaileguangjiededibanshang,shuaidefensui。tajingxinweichidechuchukelianbiaoqingchedisuilie,
zhishengxiananyizhixindezhenjinghenankan。suxiaotang:“!!!”tashashadikanzhexiaolin,
youkankandishangshuaisuidehehuasu,
kankanxiaolinmianqianneigemingxianshaoleyikuaide“heidong”wan…yigujudade、nanyiyanyudenuanliumengdichongshangxintou,
shunjianqusanlesuoyousuansehebushuang!bichileshijinmiguahaitian!tashuo…wodehuhuweidaotebie!
将军的胃是铁打的