将军的胃是铁打的
《将军的胃是铁打的》 小说介绍
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”wangcelengzhu，suijifanyingguolai，rumengdashe，lianmangjieguoqiandai：“shi！jiangjun！
”zhuanshenjiuchaozhesuxiaotangdefangxiangzhuiqu。
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”（dunledun，buchonglezuizhongyaodeyiju）“…youqishi，budeyongyu…toudi。
”limang&zhaoxiaochuan：“……”jiangjun！womenbugan！womenzhishiyonglaiduifuxiangqinduixianga！toudi？
zheiwanyierliuchuqupabushihuiyinqiliangguobangjiaoweiji？！
kanzhewangcebachendiandiandeqiandaisaijibaozhemigua、yilianjingximangrandesuxiaotang，xiaolinzheicaishouhuimuguang，
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