zuozhe“fanqiemazigong”chuangzuodegudaiyanqingwen《jiangjundeweishitiedade》,shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshisuxiaotangxiaolin,xiangxineirongjieshao:bumanyi…bumanyixiacimianfeisongninyiwan‘feicuibiyuhu’!”“biebiebie!manyi!jueduimanyi!”zhaoxiaochuanhedetiaoqilai,shoumangjiaoluandikaishitaoqiandai,“shi……
1shengzhitianjiang,choujianvbianjiangjunfei
jingchengsufuhouyuan,cikezhengshangyanzhebenyuededisanchang“chufanghaojie”。
“轰隆!”
yishengmenxiang,bansuizheyigunanyimingzhuangde、hunhezhejiaohu、xinlayijimouzhongyisifajiaoshibaitianjiuweidenongyan,mengdicongchufangchuangkoupenyongerchu,zhichongyunxiao。jipianjiaoheide、yisicaiyedecanhai,piaopiaoyouyoudiguazaileyuanzhongneikelaohuaishudezhiyashang,yingfengzhaozhan,xiangjimianxuangaoshibaideheisexiaoqi。
“kekeke…ke!”yigexianxideshenyinglangbeidicongnongyanzhongchonglechulai,yibianjuliekesou,yibianshoumangjiaoluandipaidazhetoushanghelianshangzhanzhedeheihui。zhengshisujiaxiaonver,suxiaotang。taneizhangyuanbenqingxiudexiaolian,cikehuoxianggangcongmeiduilibalachulai,zhishengxiayishuangyuanliuliu、liangjingjingdeyanjinghaitouzhedianhuoqier,cikezhengxinxudidiliuluanzhuan。
tashenshangneijianzhanxindeouheseyiqunsuanshichedibaofeile,qianjinranzhekeyidejiangseyouwu,xiukouliaochulejigejiaoheidedong,qunbaishanghaizhanzhejipianwanqiangbuqude、nianhuhudelvsebumingwuti。
“su!xiao!tang!”yishengkanbihedongshihoudepaoxiaochuantouyanwu,jingzhundizazaisuxiaotangnaomenshang。sufuren,yiweipingrilizuizhongyitaideguanjiataitai,cikedingzheyizhangbeiyanxundeweihei、qidaoniuqudelian,tizhequnbai,yiwanquanbufuheqinianlingdeminjiesuduchongleguolai,yibajiuzhulezijiaguinvdeerduo。
“aiyo!niang!niang!qingdian!erduoyaodiaole!”suxiaotanglikehuashenanchun,dianzhejiaojianqiurao。
“qingdian?laonianghenbudebanierduojiuxialaichaopancai!”sufurenqidexiongkouqifu,zhizhehaizaimaoheiyandechufang,shouzhidouzaiduosuo,“nikankan!nikankanniyouganleshenmehaoshi!dijicile?a?nizijishushu!shanggeyuezhatalebanbianzaotai,shangshanggeyuechadianbachufangdianle!quanjingcheng!quanjingchengguifuquanzilisheibuzhidao,wosujiachulege‘chuyiqijue’deguinv!renjiaguinvshiqinqishuhuayangyangjingtong,nini?nishi‘jianchaopengzhayangyangjingxin’!heianliaolijiedekangbazi!guifuquandefanmianjiaocai!sanci!zhengzhengsanciyiqin,renjiagongziyitingshinisuxiaotang,paodebituzihaikuai!lianchengdongneigesilesangelaopo、zhuanmenkeqideguanfuwanglaoye,tingshuoni‘weiming’houdoulianyetuomeipobagengtieyaohuiqule!wodexiaozuzonga!nizheishiyaobadieniangchousi,yaobazijichedizashoulia!”
sufurenyueshuoyueshangxin,xiangdaoguinvneimiaomangdaojinhujuewangdehunjiaqianjing,beicongzhonglai,yanleibadabadajiuwangxiadiao:“wozheishizaoleshenmeniea!yangchunizheimegenengbapishuangzuochutianweilaideguinv!yihoukezenmebana!nanbuchengzhenyaozaijiadangyibeizilaoguniang,kaozhachufangyanghuozijima?”
suxiaotangbeijiuzheerduo,tingzheqinniangziziqixuedekongsu,neixinyeyoudianxiaoweiqu。tabujiushi…ng…zhuiqiuleyixiashicaidejizhirongheyuchuangxinkouganma!sheizhidaoneiguojialexiyuxiangliaode“babaozhenjunhuilurong”huituranpengzhangbaozhani?haiyoushangcineige“fengmimeiguiludunzhuti”,mingmingwenzhetingxiangde,zenmezhuzhezhuzhejiubianchengleyiguozhanchoude、sanfazheguiyitianxingweideheisejiaozhiwu?tayehennamena!
“niang…ninxiaoxiaoqi,”suxiaotangnulijichutaohaodexiao,shituzhengjiuzijikeliandeerduo,“shibainaichenggongzhimuma!ninkanwozheici…e…zhishaomeibafangzizhata?zheizhengmingwohuohoukongzhiyoujinbu!erqie,ninwenwenzheiweidao,cengciduofengfu!jiaoxiangzhongdaizheyisi…ng…shengmingdepengboqixi?shuobudingshixincaixideshuguangni!”
“pengboqixi?shuguang?”sufurenbeitazheiqingqidenaohuiluqidechadianjueguoqu,shouzhizhandoudizhizheta,“wokanshidiyuzhimendakaideqixi!shizansujiajuehoudeshuguang!ni…ni…”
sufurenzhengdaijixushuchu,yizhenjicudejiaobushengyouyuanjijin。guanjiasufuliangundaipadichongjinhouyuan,lianseshabai,shengyindoupilecha:“laoye!furen!buhaole!bububu…shitiandadehaoshi!shengzhi!gonglilaishengzhile!chuanzhidegonggongyijingdaoqiantingle!zhimingyao**jiezhi!”
“shengzhi?!”houyuansanrenshunjianshihua。sufurenjiuerduodeshoudouwanglesongkai,suxiaotangbaochizhewaitoudehuajizishi,liangangcongshufangwenshengganlaidesulaoye,yejiangzaileyueliangmenbian,shoulideshujuan“pada”yishengdiaozaidishang。
sujia,yigezaijingchengguanchanglimianqiangsuandeshangmoliudexiaoguanzhijia,zufenmaoqingyanyejiebudaoshengzhia!
“kuai!kuai!gengyi!jingmian!”sulaoyezuixianfanyingguolai,shengyindoubianlediao,jihushipuguolaibasuxiaotangcongfurenshoulijiejiuxialai,“xiaotang!kuaiquxilian!huanshenganjingyishang!fubo,kuaiqinggonggongshaohou!shangzuihaodecha!furen!bielengzhele!ganjinshoushiyixianiziji!”
sufushangxiadunshiluanchengyiguozhou。suxiaotangbeilianggeyahuanjiazhe,qishoubajiaodibadiaoneishen“zhansun”zhuangshu,yongshibujinhuluancalejixialian,taoshangleyijianxiangduitimiandeehuangseyiqun,toufadoulaibujizixishu,jiubeituisangzhedaoleqianting。
qiantingli,yiweimianbaiwuxu、shenzheneishiguanfudegonggongduanzhejiazizuozaishangshou,manyouyoudipinzhecha。sujiasankouputongguidaozaidi,xindoutidaolesangziyan。sulaoyegengshietoumaohan,feisuzainaozilibazijijinqidegongwuguoleyibianyouyibian——meitanzangwangfaa?meidezuiquanguia?nandaoshixiaotangzhachufangdedongjingtaida,jingraoleshengjia?zhei…zheizuiguokedale!
suxiaotangguizaidishang,xinliyezhidagu。wanlewanle,kendingshitazhachufangdedongjingtaida,beidangchengmounile?haishiyaoweiqiansancishibaideyiqinzhuijiuta“raoluanhunlianshichangzhixu”?
jiuzaisujiarenneixinshangyanzhegezhong“manmenchaozhan”daxishi,chuanzhigonggongqingleqingsangzi,yongteyoudejianxisangyin,yiyangduncuodikaishixuandu:
“fengtianchengyun,huangdizhaoyue:ziwensushixiaonvxiaotang,xingxingwenliang,shudehanzhang…(cichushenglvesanbaiziguanfangtaohua)…tecihunyuzhenguodajiangjunxiaolinweiqi,zejiriwanhun。qinci!”
shengzhinianwanle。tingtanglisiyibandejijing。
sulaoye:“……”sufuren:“……”suxiaotang:“……”sufuguanjiajizhongxiaren:“…………”
suoyouren,baokuopengzheshengzhidegonggong,douganjuekongqininggule。youqishisulaoyehesufuren,biaoqingkanchengshijieminghua——xianshijidudezhenjingmangran,ranhoushibukezhixindekuangxi(nverjurannengjiachuqu?!haishijiajineigeweigaoquanzhong、wushuguinvyanbabachouzhedelengmianzhanshenxiaolin?!),jinjiezhe,kuangxishunjianbeijudadejingkongqudai!
xiaolin!neikeshirencheng“yumianxiuluo”,zhanchangshangsharenruma,chaotangshanglengmianwuqing,jushuokanyiyanjiunengdongdiaorenbantiaomingdeshashena!taguinvsuxiaotang…jiaguoqu…yongtanei“jingtiandiqiguishen”dechuyiqusihouneiweiye?!
sufurenyanqianyihei,fangfoyijingkandaozijiaguinvyinweiyiwan“jingxinpengzhi”detanggeng,beishengnudejiangjunfujunyijianpiledexuexingchangmian。tazuichunduosuozhe,beicongzhonglai,zaiyerenbuzhu,“wa”diyishengkuhaochulai,yibabaozhuhaizaifamengdesuxiaotang:
“wodeera!zheinashicihun!zheishimoushahuangqina!wuwuwu…nizheishiyaoqujiangjunfutouduma?shengshang…shengshangzheishiyaojiedaosharena!wuwuwu…”
sulaoyeyefanyingguolaile,liansecanbairuzhi,shoujiaobingliang,tamengdicongdishangpaqilai,diediezhuangzhuangchongxiangshufang,zuiliniannianyouci:“lvfa…《dayinlv》!kuaizhaozhao!dushaqinfu…bu,dushahuangqinguoqi…panshenmexing?lingchi?zhujiuzu?wanlewanle…sujiayaojuehoule…”
chuanzhigonggongduanzheshengzhi,kanzheyanqianzheijifeigoutiao、kudiehanniangdeyimu,zuijiaochoulechou,nuliweichizhehuangjiatimian:“sudaren,sufuren,cinaitianenhaodang,haibukuailingzhixieen?”
zaiyipianhunluandekuhaohefanxiangdaojuzhaolvfadeshengyinzhong,weiyihaiguizhedesuxiaotang,zhongyucongjudadechongjizhonghuiguoleshen。
xiaolin?neigechuanshuozhongshuaiderenshengongfen、lengdenengdongsiqiedezhenguodajiangjun?yaoquta?
tademuguanghuanhuansaoguokutianqiangdideqinniang,saoguozaishufanglijuewangfanshudeqindie,zuihouluozaineijuanminghuangdeshengzhishang。yuanliuliudeyanjingli,zuichudemangranheyidiandianxiaohaipa,jianjianbeiyizhongqiyideguangmangqudai。
jiangjunfu…neideduodadezhaizia?kendingyouzhuanmende、chaodadechufangba?shuobudinghaiyouyucide、tebienaizhadeguozao?shicaikushibushiduimanlegedijingongdeqizhenyiwei?zaiyebuyongweilemaidianxiyuxiangliaobeiniangqinkekouyueqianle?
yigejudade、chongmanyouhuolideqianjingzaitanaohaizhongxuxuzhankai。
tamengdixileyikouqi,gangcaibeiyanqiangdaodesangzihaiyoudianya,danshengyinqueyichangxiangliang,daizheyizhongjiehouyusheng(?)bandexingfenhechongjing:
“die!niang!biekule!wo…wonengjiachuqula!jiangjunfu…shibushiyoutebiedadezaotai?!”tashenzhixiayishidimolemozijiyaojian——neilihaiguazheyigexiaoqiaode、beitashiweizhenbaodecutaoguan,limianshita“mizhi”de、zhengzainulifajiao(yekenengshizainulibianyi)dejiangliao,cikezhengyinyinsanfazheyisibuqude、suanshuangdeqixi。
sufurenyiting,kudegengdashengle:“zaotai?!wodeshaguinva!nidianjidianbiedexingbuxinga!”
suxiaotangquewuzichenjinzaimeihaodehuanxiangli,yanjingliangdexiangtianshangdexingxing,fangfoyijingkandaolezijizaijiangjunfukuanchangmingliangdedachufangli,huichifangqiu(zhizaozainan)dehongweilantu。
ng,jiangjunfu,tasuxiaotang,laile!
2churujiangjunfu,xinhunyede“shaqi”
jiangjunfudehongchouhaimeiwurehu,suxiaotangjiutihuidaoleshenmejiao“yiruhoumenshensihai”——youqizheihaihaishibeijihanbingyang。
xinfangnei,longfenghongzhupipazuoxiang,yingzhaozhemanshishehua,yeyingzhaozhesuxiaotangneikeqishangbaxia、biguolihudiaodecaihaijiaodexin。tadingzhechenzhongdefengguan,ganjuebozikuaiduanle,duziyeedegugujiao——congzaodaowanzheteng,chulechumenqianbeiqinniangyingsaijinzuilidebankuainengluodiaoyade“pingangao”,talimiweijin。
jiuzaitazhuomozheyaobuyaotoutoubazhuoshangneipankanzhetingzhengchangdehongzaohuashengguiyuan(yuyizaoshengguizi)gandiaoshi,“zhiya”yisheng,xinfangneishanhouzhongdediaohuamumenbeituikaile。
yigulengliedeqixishunjianxijuanjinlai,bilayuelidechuantangfenghaidongren。suxiaotangyigejiling,shunjianzuodebizhi,lianedouwangle。
menkouniguangzhanzheyigeren。shenxinggaodatingba,xuansejinpaogoulechukuanjianzhaiyao,jinxianxiuzhideqilinwenzaizhuguangxiafanzhelengyingdeweiguang。tayibubuzoujinlai,bulvchenwen,luodiwusheng,xiangyitouxunshilingdidexueyuangulang。zhuguangzhongyuzhaoliangletadelian。
苏小棠呼吸一窒。
jianmeixiefeirubin,bilianggaotingruxue,bochunjinminchengyitiaodanmodezhixian,zuisherendeshineishuangyanjing——shensuiruhantan,kanguolaishimeiyourenheqingxu,fangfotabushitagangguomendexinfu,ershiyingfangliyijiandaijianyuedebingqi。
yumianxiuluo,mingbuxuchuan!zheilianshizhenhaokan,kezheiqichangyeshizhennengdongsiren!
xiaolindemuguangzaitalianshangtingliuleyishun,neiyanshenpingjingwubo,xiangshizaiquerenyijianwupinshifouwanhao。suiji,tazoudaozhuobian,naqizaoyibeihaodehejinjiuhu,dongzuoliuchangdidaoleliangbeijiu。
suxiaotangdexintidaolesangziyan。lailelaile!chuanshuozhongdejiaobeijiu!tanaozilishunjianshanguowushuhuabenzilimiaoxiedeyinichangjing…ranhoulikebeiziji“chuyi”dailaidecantonghuiyifugai。dengdeng!jiu!zheiwanyier…tahaoxiangye…butaishanzhang?
xiaolinjiangqizhongyibeididaotamianqian,shengyinhetaderenyiyang,meishenmewendu:“hejinjiu。”
suxiaotangzhanweiweidijieguoneibeijingyingtitoudeyeti,rushoubingliang。takanzhexiaolingujiefenmingdeshouzhiniezhelingyibei,xinlitianrenjiaozhan:yaobuyaotanbai?gaosutawolianzhukaishuidounengzhuchutiexiuwei?xianzaishuohailaidejima?
jiuzaitajiujiedelingdianlingyimiao,xiaolinyijinggancuililuodijiangjiubeiraoguotadeshoubei,wanchenglejiaobeidezishi,ranhou——yangtou,gancuililuodiyiyinerjin!dongzuokuaidexiangshizaizhixingjunling,meiyousihaoyouyu,gengbietishenmehanqingmaimaideduishile。
suxiaotang:“……”dage,liuchengzoudeyetaikuaileba?woxinlijianshehaimeizuowanni!
takanzhezijibeizilihuangdangdejiuye,zaikankanduimianjiangjunneizhangbolanbujing、fangfogangcaizhishiheleyibeibaikaishuidejunlian,yigubufushu(huozheshuozuosi)dejingerturanyongleshanglai。buxing!xinhundiyiwan,bunengrensong!zhishaodebiaoshiyixia“xianhui”!
“jiangjun!”suxiaotangmengdizhanqishen,fengguanshangdezhucuihualazuoxiang,helexiaolinyitiao(suiranbiaomianwanquankanbuchulai)。talianshangjichuyigezirenweizuiwenrouxianshudexiaorong,shengyindaizhedianshisiruguidezhuanglie:“nin…nineleba?qieshen…qieshenteyiweininzhunbeiledianxiaoye!”
xiaolindemeitoujibukechadiculeyixia。xiaoye?taxingjundazhangguanle,guolexushibianbuzaijinshi。gangxiangjujue,quejiantadexinfurenyijingxiangzhishoujingdexiaotuzi(yekenengshijijiangyinbaodexiaopaozhang),soudiyixiachongdaolefangjianjiaoluoyigebeitazangqilaidexiaoshiheqian。
taxiaoxinyiyidipengchuyige…ng…gaizhegaizidexiaowan?neizitai,qianchengdexiangpengzheshenmexishizhenbao,yeningzhongdexiangpengzheshenmejueshixiongqi。
suxiaotangshenxiyikouqi,rutongzhuangshiduanwan,mengdijiekailegaizi!
yigunanyiyanyudeqiweishunjianbaozhakailai,qiangshidibazhanlexinfangdemeiyicunkongqi!neiweidao…xinlazhongdaizheguiyidesuanfu,suanfuliyoujiazazheyigufangfotieqishengxiudexingqi,zuijuedeshidingshanghaipiaozheyilvniaoniaode、yansejiqikeyide…ziseyanwu?
xiaolindemuguangluozaiwanli。neishiyiwanzhanchoude、chengxianchuyizhonghundunshenhesedeyeti,biaomianpiaofuzhejilishangweihuakaide、yansegengshendejiekuai,yijijipianxiangshibeiroulinguode、nianlebajide…jupi?
raoshijianguanleshishanxuehai、wenguanlexuexingjiaohudexiaodajiangjun,cikeneiwannianbubiandebingshanlianshang,yechuxianleyisijiqixiweide、mingwei“kunhuo”deliewen。zhei…shishenme?xinxinggongchengwuqi?haishi…shiwu?
suxiaotangdingzhexiaolinneijijuyapogandemuguang,yingzhetoupi,shuangshoujiangwanpengdaotamianqian,shengyindaizhedianpoguanziposhuaidezhandou:“jiang…jiangjun,zheishiqieshen…qinshoudiaozhide‘ziqidonglaihehuangeng’!yongle…e…chennianhuadiaodadi,fuyitishenxingnaodelaojiangzhi、xiyumizhixiangcu…hai…haijialedianbuqiyangxuede…hongtangkuai?”(taqishiyebutaiquedingzuihouneikuaiheihuhudedongxishibushihongtangle)。
tayueshuoshengyinyuexiao,zijidoujuedezheiwanyierxiangyiwangangcongliandanlulilaochulaideshibaipin。
kongqisiji。zhiyouneiwan“geng”haizaibuqubunaodisanfazhetaneibadaoerguiyideqixi,zisedeyanwuwanqiangdixiangshangpiaosan。
suxiaotangdexintiaodexiangzaileigu,yijingzuohaolebeidangchangxianwan、shenzhibeihou“tuochuqu”dexinlizhunbei。
raner,xiaolinzhishichenmodikanzheneiwandongxi,youkanlekansuxiaotangneizhangxiemanjinzhang、qidai(?)he“huochuqule”dexiaohualian。shijianfangfoninggulejixi。
ranhou,zheiweiweizhensifangdelengmianjiangjun,zuoleyijianrangsuxiaotangzhongshengnanwangdeshiqing。
tashenchushou,jieguoleneiwanhaizaimaoziyande“xiongqi”。xiuzhangdeshouzhiwenwentuozhuwandi,lingyizhishounaqiwanbianfangzhedexiaoshao,yaoqimanmanyishaozhanchou、shenhe、kenenghaidaizhebumingkelideyeti。
zaisuxiaotangjingkong(“tabuhuizhenchiba?”)henanyizhixin(“tajurannashaozile?kanlaibushidasuanzhijiepowolianshang?”)demuguangzhong,xiaolinshensepingjingdijiangneiyishaodongxisongrulekouzhong。
houjie,qingxidigundongleyixia。
tashenzhimeiyouzhoumei!zhishineishuanghantanbandemouzi,sihugengjiayoushenleneimeyidingdian,kuaiderangrenyiweishicuojue。
jiezhe,zaisuxiaotangjihuyaozhixidemuguangzhushixia,xiaolinyouyaoqilediershao,disanshao…dongzuowending,sudujunyun,fangfozaipinchangshenmezhenxiumeiwei,youfangfozhishizaiwanchengyixiangbixuderenwu。
直到碗底朝天。
xiaolinfangxiakongwanheshaozi,naqiyipangjiebaidesipa,jiqiyouyadicalecazuijiao——fangfogangcaigandiaoyiwanduyaodebushita。
tataiyankanxiangyijingchedishihua、zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidandesuxiaotang,bochunweiqi,shengyinyijiumeishenmeqifu,tuchulerangsuxiaotanghuaiyirenshengdeliugezi:
“shangkerukou,wudu。”
suxiaotang:“……”???tashoulidekongjiubei,“kuangdang”yisheng,diaozailepuzhehouhouhongtandedishang,gunlejiquan。shangke?!wudu?!!zheiweijiangjun…tadeweijue…pabushitieshuijiaozhudeba?!bu!shixuantie!shiyuntie!shiqiannianhantie!!!
kanzhexiaolinzhuanshenzouxiangneishi、zhunbeixiexidebeiying,suxiaotangjiangzaiyuandi,naozilizhishengxiayigeniantouzaifengkuangshuaping:zheijiangjundeweibuhuishitiedadeba?
3shengcunfaze:nanchijimiansijinpai
xinhunyeneiwan“ziqidonglaihehuangeng”(suxiaotangsixiajitagailegegengtieqiedemingzi:“juemingduanhunsan”),jisuxiaotangdailaidechongjibuyayudangchujiedaocihunshengzhi。
tashimianle。tangzaikuanchanghuali、puzherouruanjinbeidebabuchuangshang,pangbianshihuxijunyun、cunzaiganqueqiangderangtabuganluandongde“yumianxiuluo”,suxiaotangdengzhetoudingjingzhidezhangman,naozilifanfuhuifangzhexiaolinmianbugaisegandiaoneiwan“shaqi”dehuamian,yijineijushipotianjingde“shangkewudu”。
“shangke”shishenmeyisi?shinengchi?haishi…zaitaneitiedadeweili,zheiwanyierjuransuan…bucuode?“wudu”…haoba,zheigepingjiahenzhongken,tasuxiaotangchupin,dingduonanchi,juebuzhiming!zheishidixian!
zheigefaxian,xiangyidaojingleipikailesuxiaotanghundundesixu,rangtazaiheianzhongmengdizhengdaleyanjing,xinzangpengpengzhitiao,yigedadandaojinhuhuangdandeniantoupotuerchu:
mofei…zaizheiweilengmianjiangjundepingpanbiaozhunli,“nanchi”genbenbushiwenti?“wudu”jiushizuigaozanyu?neiwosuxiaotangde“dumenjueji”…qibushi…baomingshenji?!shenzhishi…tongwangchufangziyoudejinyaochi?!
zheigeniantouyidanchansheng,jiurutongyehuoliaoyuan,shunjiandianranlesuxiaotangbeiyayiyijiude“chuyizhihun”(heianban)。diertianyidazao,dingzhelianggedandandeheiyanquan,suxiaotangjiujingshendousoudichuxianzailejiangjunfuneibitajiazhenggehouyuanhaidadechufangmenkou。
jiangjunfudechufang,kuanchangmingliang,guowanpiaopenzengguangwaliang,shicaifenmenbieleimafangzhengqi,touzheyiguzizhuanyehe…bingleng。jiweichuanzheganjingweiqundechuniangzhengzaimangliu,kandaoxinfurenjialin,lianmangtingxiashouzhonghuoji,gongjingxingli,yanshenliquedaizheyanshibuzhude…haoqiheyisibuyichajuedejingwei?zuowanneiwan“ziqidonglai”dechuanshuo,xianranyijingyiguangsuzaifuneixiarenjianliuchuankaile。
“dajiazaoa!”suxiaotangxiaorongcanlan,fangfokandaolezijidexinzhanchang,“bubijuli!wojiushilaikankan,shunbian…yanjiuyanjiuzaoshan!”
chuniangmenjiaohuanleyigexinlingshenhuideyanshen,weishoudezhangchuniangxiaoxinyiyidiwen:“furenxiangyongxieshenme?nubimenzheijiuzhunbei。”
“buyongbuyong!”suxiaotangdashouyihui,haoqiganyun,“jintianwolai!jijiangjunluyishou!”tamuguangzhuozhuodisaoguolinlangmanmudeshicai,zuizhongsuodingzaiyidakuangshuilinglingdebocaishang。lvse!jiankang!chongmanshengji!jiushinile!
chuniangmendexiaorongshunjianjiangzailianshang。
yigeshichenhou。jiangjunfukuanchangdechufanglimimanzheyigu…nanyixingrongdeqiwei。shuojianweiba,youdaizhedianshengsedecaixingqi;shuocaiweiba,youyigunongnongde、fangfoshihuishuideqixi。zaotaishang,yikoudaguoli,zhenggudugudufangunzheyiguozhanchoude、chengxianchuyizhongjiqiguiyi、baohedujigaode…yingguanglvsehuzhuangwu?neiyanse,lvderenxinfahuang,lvdecanjuerenhuan,huoxiangdafanleyanliaopuzilidezumulv,youhunjinquyiwanshihuifen。
suxiaotangzhengnazhedashao,mailidijiaodongzhezheiguo“jiezuo”,etoushangqinchuxihan,xiaolianshangqueyangyizhexingfendehongyun:“chenglechengle!zheiyanseduozheng!yikanjiufuhanyelvsu!jiankang!huoli!mingziwodouxianghaole,jiujiao‘feicuibiyuyangshenghu’!”
pangbiandaxiashoudelianggexiaoyahuan,liansebiguolidehuhuhaiyaolv,wuzhebizi,yanshenjingkong,fangfozaiweiguanyichangshenghuashiyan。
zhangchuniangwuzhexinkou,zhanshengwen:“fu…furen…nin…ninquedingzhei…shijijiangjunchide?”tayijingzaikaolvyaobuyaotiqianjijialixiefengyishule。
“dangran!”suxiaotangxinxinmanmandiyaoqiyishao,neihuhulasiladelaozhang,renxingshizu,“wohaiteyijialediannuomifenzengjiakougan!lai,bangwoshengdaoqingciwanli,yaoman!xiandezanmenshicheng!”
jiuzaizheiguo“feicuihu”beilongzhongzhuangpan,zhunbeisongruzhuyuanshi,xiachaoguilaidexiaolin,yijingtajinlefanting。
tagangzaizhuweizuoxia,suxiaotangjiuxiangxianbaoyiyang,qinzipengzheyidawanreqitengteng(?)、lvguangyingyingdehuhu,maizheqingkuaidebufajinlaile,lianshangdaizhe“qiubiaoyang”dexiaorong:“jiangjun!zaoshanlaila!qieshenxinyanzhide‘feicuibiyuyangshenghu’,baozhengtishenxingnao,kaiqiyuanqimanmandeyitian!”
neiwan“huhu”beifangzaixiaolinmianqian。jinjuliguankan,shijuechongjiligengqiangle。neinongchoudezhidi,neiguiyifaguangdeseze,neiruoyousiwupiaosandejianwei…pangbiandelaoguanjiayanpikuangtiao,xiayishidihoutuilebanbu。
xiaolindemuguangluozaiwanli,yijiushineifugujingwubodebiaoqing。tanaqidiaogeng,yaoqimanmanyishaolvdefaliangdehuhu,meiyousihaoyouyu,songrukouzhong。
suxiaotangpingzhuhuxi,jinzhangdidingzheta。chuniangmenduozaimenwai,touguomenfengtoukan,gegeliansecanbai,fangfoxiayikejiuyaojijiangjunshoushi。
xiaolindehoujiegundongleyixia,yanlexiaqu。ranhoushidiershao,disanshao…tadedongzuowending,sudushizhong,biaoqing…haowubianhua!fangfochidebushiyiwanyisihuaxuewuqidehuhu,ershiyiwanzuiputongdebaizhou!
henkuai,yidawan“feicuibiyuyangshenghu”jianledi。
xiaolinfangxiadiaogeng,naqisipacalecazui,dongzuoyirujiwangdeyouya。tataiyankanxiangyilianqidai(youyoudiantante)desuxiaotang,bochunqingqi,yijiushineipingpuzhixu、haowubolandeyudiao:
“尚可。淡了。”
suxiaotang:“……”dan…danle?!!judadezhenjingguohou,shipaishandaohaibandekuangxi!xiangyanhuayiyangzaitanaozilizhakai!chengle!zhendechengle!tadecaixiangshiduide!zaizheiweitieweijiangjundezidianli,“nanchi”genbenbucunzai!tadeyaoqiuzhiyou:nengchi!wudu!yiji…yanfanggou!
“deling!”suxiaotangjihuyaobengqilai,lianshangzhanfangchuqiansuoweiyoudecanlanxiaorong,yanjingliangdejingren,taxiayishidizhuaqizaotaishanghaizhanzhelvsehuhudeguochan,yonglihuilehui,shengyinqingcuixiangliang,“jiangjunfangxin!mingtian!mingtianwoyidingduofangyan!guangou!”
zheiyike,suxiaotangganjuezijizhaodaolezaijiangjunfuanshenlimingdezhongjiaoyi!shenmeguijuliyi,shenmeqinqishuhua,tongtongkaobianzhan!tade“heianliaoli”,jiushitazuidademiansijinpaihekuaileyuanquan!fangfeiba!tadechuyizhihun!
menwaitoukandechuniangmenjitishihua,ranhouhuxiangduishiyiyan,douzaiduifangyanzhongkandaoletongyigeniantou:gaojia!bixugaojia!zheihuoermeifaganle!zaidaixiaqu,bushibeidusijiushibeihesi!
erzhuweishang,xiaolinkanzhezijiaxinfurenjuzheguochan、douzhiangyang(fangfoyaoquzhadiaobao)demoyang,hantanbandeyandi,sihulveguoyisijiqiweiruo、nanyibuzhuode…lianyi?kuaiderangrenyiweishicuojue。tazhishidandandi“ng”leyisheng,qishen,zhunbeiqushufangchulijunwu。
suxiaotangkanzhetatingbadebeiying,zaikankanshoulikongledelvwan,zuijiaoliedaoleergen。tafangfoyijingkandaoweilaizaijiangjunfudachufangli,gezhong“jingshihaisu”dechuangxincaishiranranshengqidezhuangguanjingxiang。
“tankaoxiguapizuoyulinfen”?“chencualiuliansu”?tingqilaijiuhenbang!mingtianjiushishi!
jiangjunfudexiarenmen,youqishichufangtuandui,jijiangyinglaitamenzhiyeshengyazhongzuijutiaozhanxing(hejinghexing)deshiqi。erwomendelengmianjiangjun,tadetieweichuanqi,caigangganglakaixumu。
4jiangjunkexingjingshi…xiaoqiang?
suxiaotangzaijiangjunfude“chuyitansuo”yufaruhuorutu,chufangyanranchengletadezhuanshu“liandanfang”。zheiye,yueheifenggao(shihegaoshiqing),tabeiyigejuemiaodelingganjizhong——“baiguoningxianglu”!jushuoyongshizhongguoganmanaochengjiao,meirongyangyan!
tamaozheyao,shumenshuludimojinjijingdedachufang,gangdianranxiaozaoshangdehuomiao,jiutingjiangebichuzangjianchuanlaiyisijiqiqingweide、jinshuguacadimiandeyixiang。
youzei?!suxiaotangxintouyijin,chaoqishoubianzuichenshoude“wuqi”——yigenhaizhanzhebaitian“feicuihu”canyudecumushao,pingxiningshen,qiaowushengxidinuodaochuzangjianmenkou,mengditanchutou!
yanqiandeyimu,rangtashunjianshihua,chadianbashaozidiaodishang。
zhijiantaneipingrililengjunrushan、qichangnengdonglieshitoudejiangjunfujun,xiaolin,cikezhengbeiduizheta,weiweigongshen,shouzhongneibingcengyinguowushudirenxianxue、hanqibirendebaojian,cikejianjianchaoxia,zhengyiyizhongjiqijinshen、shenzhikeyishuoshi…benzhuodezishi,yixia、youyixiadi,qingqingqiaojizheqiangjiaodedimian。
neizitai,buxiangzaishadi,daoxiangshizai…quganshenme?
jiezheyueguanghezaohuodeweiguang,suxiaotangdingjingyikan,chadianxiaochusheng——yizhiyouguangshuiliang、tixingzhuangshuodezhanglang,zhengxiaozhangdiyanzheqianggenkuaisupaxing!taneilianggenzhangzhangdechuxudoudongzhe,fangfozaichaoxiaoyanqianzheigepangrandawudeshushouwuce。
erxiaolin,zheiweizhanchangshanglingdirenwenfengsangdande“yumianxiuluo”,cikemeitoujinsuo,bochunminchengyitiaogenglengdezhixian,yanshenruiliruyingsun(ruguohulvediaoneiyidiandianbuyichajuede…jinbeng?),jindingzheneizhixiaoqiang,jianqiaomeiyiciluoxiadoujingzhundiqiaozaitaqianfangyicun,shitujiangtabituihuozhehepao?dongzuojian,jingdaizheyisihanyoude…xiaoxinyiyi?
pu——!suxiaotangshizaimeirenzhu,yishengjiqingdeqiyincongchifengliloulechulai。
zheiweixiaodedongjing,zaijijingdeyeliquerutongjinglei!
xiaolinmengdizhuanshen,dongzuokuairushandian!dangkanqingmenkoubiexiaobiedejianbangdouzaidou、shoulihaijuzhegezangxiximushaodesuxiaotangshi,tawannianbingfengdejunlian,diyicichuxianlerouyankejiandeliehen——yisijiqihanjiande、mingwei“ganga”dehongyun,yixunleibujiyanerzhishi,congbozigenyilushaodaoleerjian!
neizhibeijingraodexiaoqiangfangfoyeganshoudaolezheigangadeqifen,chenjiyigejiasuchongci,zhipuxiaolindexuemian!
“!”xiaolintongkongweisuo,jihushibennengdi、mengdixianghoucheleyidabu!dongzuofuduzhida,chadiandaidaopangbianluozhedemidai!neishunjianbengliedelengkumianjuxia,xieluchuyisiqingxiwubide…xianqihe…ng…jidan?
suxiaotangyanjishoukuai!dianguanghuoshijian,tawanquanwanglehaipa,jihushipingjiezhechuniang(zainanban)debenneng,chaoqishoubianzaotaishangneiwantaganggangaodeguoyunongchou、yijinglengqueninggu、chengxianchuyizhongshenhuise、zhiganrutongshanghaonigaode“baiguoningxianglu”(shibaipin),shouwanyidou,miaozhun!
“啪叽!”
yituanshenhuise、zhanchouwubidebumingwuti,jingzhunwubidi、yansihefengdi,jiangneizhixiaozhangbahudexiaoqianghuzaileyuandi!neilidao,neizhuntou,kanchengjiaokeshujibie!
世界,安静了。
zhishengxianeituanshenhuisede“ningxianglu”zaiyueguangxiafanzheguiyideguangze,yijibeiwanmeifengyinzaiqizhongdechongshilunkuo。
萧凛:“……”
苏小棠:“……”
simuxiangdui,kongqilimimanzhebisuxiaotangrenheyidaocaidougengfuzananyandeqixi——nongchouzhimahu(?)deweidao、xiaoqiangteyoudexingqi,yijinongnongde、huizhibuqudeganga。
xiaolinlvxianyikaimuguang,houjiejiqibuzirandigundongleyixia,qiangzizhendingdiqingleqingsangzi,shituwanjiuzijiyaoyaoyuzhuideweiyan。tanulibengjinxiaexian,muguangluozaineituanlixia“hehezhangong”dehuisebumingwushang,yongyizhongjiqiyansu、fangfozaipingjiaxinshishouchengwuqidekouwenshuodao:
“…ciwu,zhanxingshenjia,yudi…shenmiao。”(neixinos:zheidaodishishenmeguidongxi?)
suxiaotangkanzhetatonghongdeergenheqiangzhuangzhendingdelian,haoburongyiyaxiaqudexiaoyiyouyongleshanglai,tazhabazhedayanjing,guyituozhanglediaozi,shengyinlidaizhezangbuzhudecuxia:“e——yuanlaijiangjunnin…pachongziya?”
“hushuo!”xiaolinlikefanbo,shengyinbipingshigaoleyidu,daizheyizhongcidiwuyinsanbailiangdejiqie,“cidenghuiwu,zhishi…zang!lingren…shengyan!”taxunsuzhuanshen,dabuliuxingdichaowaizou,beiyingjiangyingderutongyikuaiyidongdetieban,zhidiuxiayiju,“yeshenle,furenzaoxiexiexi!”bianxiaoshizaimenwai,poyoujifenluohuangertaodeyiwei。
suxiaotangkanzhetaneicangcudebeiying,youditoukankandishangneituan“zhanlipin”,zhongyurenbuzhu,wuzheduziwushengdixiaodezhichouchou。
yuanlaiweifenglinlindelengmianjiangjun,zuidadekexingbushiqianjunwanma,ershi…chufangxiaoqiang!
diertian,xiaolindeshufangmougebuqiyandejiaoluo,qiaowushengxididuoleyixiaowanninggude、shenhuisede…“yudishenqi”。
5fujiangmende“duantoufan”
jiangjunfuzuijinqifenyoudianguiyi。chufangfangxiangshibushichuanlaikeyidebaozhamenxianghuochongtianerqideguiyinongyan,kongqizhongchangnianpiaodangzheyigunanyimingzhuangdehunheqiwei。xiarenmenyouqishichuniangmen,gegeyanguanbibiguanxin,bulvcongcong,yanshenlichongmanleduiweizhidejingwei(kongju)。
zheiri,xiaolinhuixiazuidelidesanweifujiang——xingzihuobaodelimang、xinsizhenmidewangce、nianjizuixiaoyezuihuopodezhaoxiaochuan,fengminglaifuzhongshangyijunwu。
yishibi,yijinwushi。xiaolingangshiyiguanjiachuanshan,jiujiantadexinfurensuxiaotang,xiangzhihuankuaidexiaoniao(huozheshuo,juzhe**baodexiaoniao),duanzheyigeshuodade、gaizhegaizidezhuqishipan,xiaoyingyingdizoulejinlai。
“jiangjun!jiweijiangjunxinkula!”suxiaotangshengyinqingcui,xiaorongtianmeiwuhai,“zhenghaoqieshenxinyanzhileyidaodianxin,qingzhuweijiangjunpinjianpinjian,titiyijian!”tajiangshipanfangzaizhuoshang,neixiaoxinyiyiyouchongmanqidaideyangzi,rangrenburenjujue。
sanweifujiangshouchongruojing!zaojiutingwenjiangjunxinqudefuren,chushensuibugao,danjiangjunsihupowei…zongrong?nengdefurenqinzizuodedianxin,zheikeshitiandademianzi!sanrenlianmangqishendaoxie:“duoxiefuren!”
gaizijiekaideyichanei——
时间仿佛静止了。
shipanli,zhengzhengqiqimafangzheshijikuai…“dianxin”?neidongxi,chengxianchuyizhongjiqiciyan、baohedutupotianjidecaihongse!chichenghuanglvqinglanzi,yikuaikuaiyansejingweifenming,xianyanderutongdafanlerangang!xingzhuangdaoshiguizhengdefangkuai,zhishibiaomiankengkengwawa,xiangshijinglileshenmecanliederounie。
yigunanyixingrongde、hunhezhenonglietianni、xinlacibi、haiyoudianleisiyouqixishijideweidao,badaodichongjinmeigerendebiqiang!
limang、wangce、zhaoxiaochuanlianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu,yanshencongjingxibianchenglejingkong,fangfokandaodebushidianxin,ershiyipancuiledudeanqi!
sanrenqishuashuadi、qiuzhubandikanxiangzhuweishangdejiangjun。
zhijiantamendezhushuai,xiaolindajiangjun,yijiushineifubafengbudongdebingshanlian。tashenzhimeiyouduokanneipan“qicailinglonggao”yiyan,zhishijiqizirandinaqikuaizi,wenwenjiaqiyikuaizuiyaoyandeyingguanglvsefangkuai,mianbugaisedisongrukouzhong,jujiao,tunyan。dongzuoxingyunliushui,fangfozaichiyikuaizuiputongdelvdougao。
ranhou,tayoujiaqiyikuaixuehongsede,tongyangmianwubiaoqingdichilexiaqu。
sanweifujiang:“!!!”
jiangjundouchile!haishiliangkuai!zhei…zheinandaoshishenmeteshudekaoyan?ceshitamendedanlianghezhongcheng?haishi…zheidongxizhishikanzheheren,qishiweidao…shangke?
baozheduizhushuaidemangmuxinren(heyisijiaoxing),yijidui“jiangjunfurenchupin”deshenshenjingwei,sanrenhuxiangjiaohuanleyigeshisiruguideyanshen。
limangxingzizuiji,yiyaoya,zhuaqiyikuaiminghuangsedejiuwangzuilisai!gangjiaoleyixia,yigunanyiyanyude、rutongshengtunleyidabajiemohunhezheliezhitangjingdexinlahoutianweizhichongtianlinggai!“pu——!”tayigemeirenzhu,ganghejinquyajingdechashuihunhezhehuangsesuizha,chengpenshezhuangpenlechulai!qiangdetayanleibitihengliu,chuixiongdunzu:“shui…shui!!”
wangcebijiaojinshen,tiaoleyikuaixiangduiwenhe(?)dedanlanse,xiaokouyaoxia。yigunanyiyanyude、fangfoshengtunlehaishuihunhezheshihuifendexiansexingqishunjianchongchikouqiang!neikougangengshiguiyi,waicengshifenzhazhade,neiliquenianhuhudihuzhulesangziyan!“e…!”tamengdidengdayanjing,lianshunjianbiechenglezhuganse,shuangshouqiazhuzijidebozi,yedezhifanbaiyan,pinmingchuidaxiongkou!
nianjizuixiaodezhaoxiaochuan,kanzheliangweitongliaodecanzhuang,hedehunfeiposan!tazhandouzhenaqiyikuaizisede,bizheyanwangzuiliyidiu,shetougangpengdaoneiwanyier,yigurutongfulanshuiguohunhezhetiexiude、jizhisuanfuxingchoudeweidaoshunjianzhakai!“ou——!”shenglifanyingwanquanbushoukongzhi,tamengdiwuzhuzui,liangundaipadichongxiangmenkou,gangkuachumenjianjiuzaiyerenbuzhu,“wa”diyishengtulegetianhundian!
yishijian,yishitingneijifeigoutiao,kesousheng、ganousheng、chuixiongsheng、penshuishengbujueyuer,changmianjiduhunluanqie…youweidao。
xiaolinfangxiakuaizi,kanzheyanqianzheibinghuangmaluan、tileihengliudechangmian,yingtingdemeitouzhongyubuyuediculeqilai。tabinglengdemuguangsaoguokedejingtiandongdidelimang、haizaifanbaiyandewangce、yijimenwaitudezhibuqiyaodezhaoxiaochuan,bochunqingqi,tuchudehuayubitademuguanggengleng:
“langfeijunliang,chenghetitong。”
sanweifujiangshunjianjiangzhu,liankesouyezhudouwangle,jingkongdikanxiangzhushuai。
zhijianxiaolinmantiaosilidinaqisipacalecazuijiao(fangfogangcaichidezhenshizhenxiu),shengyinbugao,quedaizheburongzhiyidemingling:“xiaochang,sanshiquan。jike。”
“jiangjun——!”sanrenaihaochusheng。
zhaoxiaochuanbazhemenkuang,tudeliansefaqing,yanleiwangwangdihuitou,shengyinqicanderutongbeipaoqidexiaogou:“furen!mojiang…mojiangzhicuole!mojiangyuanziqingshubiansannian!bu!wunian!qiunin…qiuningaotaiguishouafuren——!!”
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