《奇葩亲戚争着抢着给我爸养老》 小说介绍
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qipaqinqixiangjiwobayanglao
高考考了700分。
yuanfangqinqirangwobaluqutongzhishujitaerzi,hairangwobameiyuejitasanwanshenghuofei。
「yigexiaoguniangdongshenmejinrong,bururangchengchengqu,biyehouhainengjichengnibadegongsi,shengdeluodaowairenshoushang。」
「fanzhengniyihoushiyaojiachuqude,jiangcaichanliujichengcheng,chengchenghaikeyijinibanimayanglao。」
wolele,zhijiedadianhuajiwoba。
「ba,youyourenxiangjiniyanglao。」
zheiyijingbushidiyigedianjiwojiaqianderenle。
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gaokaochengjichulai,wokaole700fen。
yuanfangqinqibiqingbeizhaoshengbandesuduhaikuai,lazhetaerziluchengpaodaowojia。
lianketaoyebushuo,zhijieyizhangbeidezitaiwenwo:「jiangli,tingshuonikaoleqibaifen,zheichengjishibushiqinghuabeidasuibianxuan?」
luchengdiaoerlangdangdezuozaiyipangdeshafashang。
wanquanbazijidangzuozhuren,jiangshuangtuidazaibolizhuoshang,rannidexiedicengdedaochudoushi。
还吃着我的零食。
「ma,nizheibufeihua,zheichengjisuibianxuanjiuxing。」
dedaokending,zhangegaoxingdehebulongzui。
shuangyanfangguangdekanwo:「nibaonagedaxuenagezhuanye?」
zheijidongde,buzhidaodehaiyiweishiluchengkaole700fen。
danluchengshige**feiwu。
gaokaoyaoshinengkaodaoliangbaifendoushizushangshaogaoxiangle。
wocaidaozhangebuhuaihaoyi,daoshixiangkankantayaoganshenme。
「清华的金融系。」
张娥更激动了。
「jinrongxihaoa,biyehoujiunenggoujinnibadegongsi。」
luchengduiciyehenmanyi,zhigaoqiangdeminglingwo:「jiangli,luqutongzhishufaxialaihoujidejiwosongguoqu,biewanglerangnibameiyuejiwozhuansanwanshenghuofei。」
guoran,zheiliangrenmeianshenmehaoxin。
yiqianzhishirangwobabangmang,ouerjieqianbuhai,xianzaiyijingdecunjinchidaodianjishangwodeluqutongzhishule。
haiyoulianrangwobajitasanwanshenghuofei。
zheibairimengzuodezhenxianga。
wodoubeiluchengdezhizhanghuadoulele,chaofengta:「xianbushuozanliangzhangdebuxiang,ninandaobuzhidaozanliangxingbiebutong?haishishuoniqishishigenvde。」
「jiangli,zenmegennigeshuohuani!」
zhangebuyuededengwo:「niyigexiaoguniangdongshenmejinrong,bururangchengchengqu,biyehouhainengjichengnibadegongsi,shengdeluodaowairenshoushang。」
「zheijianshinibayidingyoubanfajiejue,nizhixuyaojiangluqutongzhishujichengchengjiukeyile。」
好家伙。
doudianjishangwojiadejiachanle。
haixiangjichengwobadegongsi,dangwobucunzai?
wolengshengdao:「zheiweiayi,zheilixingjiang,buxinglu,yaozuomenghuijiazuoqu。」
zhangenaodao:「jiangli,nizenmeshuohuani,wokeshiniyima!gaozhongshangwanhaibuzhidaozunzhongzhangbei,nishangdaxueyeshilangfeiqian。」
wochixiao:「wonengkao720,luchengzheigefeiwukaoleduoshao?erbaiwudoushiqiji,zheidaxuerangtaqushangtanengtingdedongma?bujinlangfeiqianhailangfeiziyuan。wohuadeshiwobadeqian,tahuadeqian,nimendasuanshenmeshihouhai?」
luchengyinhendekanxiangwo:「**!nibadeqianjiushilaozideqian,nishangwangaozhonghuadeqiandoushiqianwode,haiyoulianlaiwenwoyao,neibenlaijiuyinggaishiwode!」
wokanluchengdeyanshenjiuxiangkanyigezhizhang。
「jiangjiashiwode,hailunbudaonizheigewairen,**。」
张娥不悦的瞪我。
「fanzhengniyihoushiyaojiachuqude,jiangcaichanliujichengcheng,chengchenghaikeyijinibanimayanglao。」
zheihuashuodehaoxiangwobamajiangcaichanliujiluchenglisuoyingdang。
erluchengjiwobamayanglaozeshitiandadeenci。
wolele,zhijiedadianhuajiwoba。
「ba,youyourenxiangjiniyanglao。」
我爸也被整无语。
「让他们滚。」
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「wangshu,rangtamengun。」
woqishentaijiaochuaikailuchengdazaizhuoshangdetui。
luchengzuozinankan,beiwochuaiyijiaozhijieshuaidaodishang,tongdetaciyaliezui:「**,**deganchuailaozi!」
zhangexintengdejiangtafuqi,muguangyuandudedengwo:「jiangli,nijingranganrangwomengun,haiduinigedongshou,mankouzanghuabuxuehao,wokannibazhenshibaijiaoyangnile!zheijiangjiajiuyinggaijichengcheng,buranliujiniyeshirangbierenzaotale!」
wowuyudefanlegebaiyan。
zuizangbuguogunzi,jiubeimamankouzanghuabuxuehao。
tashizhenbutingtingtaerzishuodeshenmedongxi。
我是江家独女。
fuqinshihaichengyoumingdeshoufu。
suoyouzaqizabadeqinqidoudangwobucunzai,xiangjiangzijideerzituishangwei,haojichengwojiajiachan。
张娥便是其中之一。
tashiwojiumademeimei,lianxueyuanguanxidouchebushang。
dezhiwojiaqingkuanghou,jiezhejiumadeguanxipaodaowojia,rangwobabaluchengnongdaowoshangdezhongdiangaozhong。
qixianhaiketaoyixia,daohoulaizhangkoubikoujiushijieqian,haizhijieyijiangjiarenziju。
xuexiaodetongxuedouyiweiluchengshiwobazaiwaiyangdesishengzi。
yixiebumingzhenxiangderenjiantianbushangwo,jiuqutianlucheng,tabujinshouhuoleyiduigoutuizihaijiaolebushaonvpengyou。
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renhaimeizouduoyuan,luchengjiufaletiaopengyouquan。
「清华还是北大?」
peitushitade**zhao,beijingshiwojiahaohuadazhuangyuan。
buguojimiao,zheitiaopengyouquanbeirenzhuanfadaogaosandaqun。
瞬间炸出来一堆人。
「jiangshoufuniubia,chenggedounenggougaojinqinghuabeida。」
「****,sheizhuyidaochengshaodebeijingle,zheizhuangyuanqimadeshangyi!renyurendechajuzenmezheimeda!henhenjidule。」
「yebukankanwochengshaoshishei,jianglaikeshiyaojichengjiangjiadetaiziye,xiayirendehaichengshoufu!」
陆程闪现群内。
「dajiayihouyoushikeyizhaowo。」
「womeipiqibuhao,jiubiequfantale。」
luchengdegoutuizishengpalaobudaohaochu,limadaijiezou。
「还得是我程少。」
「xinghaojiangshoufuhaiyouchengshao,buranjiangjiayihouyaoshiluodaojianglishouli,chizaoyaobeitazaomei。」
我静静的看着手机。
beiluchengdesaocaozuoleliele。
真是死性不改。
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banjijuhuiqiaqiaoheluchengbanxuanzaitongyigejiuba。
zheikeshizhuangbidezuijiashike。
luchengzenmekenengcuoguo,likezhanchulai:「zhijiebaochangba,woqingke,dajiasuiyihe,wandejinxing。」
「程少威武!」
我坐在一旁。
benlaikanjianluchengwojiuxianhuiqi,**doutaiqilaiyibandasuanzouren。
tingwantadehuahou,woyouzuolehuiqu。
lezilailebukanbaibukan。
zhangecongwojiajiedeqianquandoubeiluchenghetabanahuiquhuohuoguangle,zheijiajiubashiwobapengyoumingxiade,xiaofeijigao。
luchengnahaiyouqianfudeqi?
hewoguanxibucuodexiaqianqiandoubeiluchengzhengmihule:「bushi,luchengzhenshinibasishengzia?」
wofanwenta:「jiupingtaneizhishang,nijuedeni?」
xiaqianqianheiheixiaole:「juebukeneng!」
zheijuhuazhenghaobeiyaofangfeitingjian。
tazhuangdeyilianchijing,guyishuodetebiedasheng,「nishenmeyisi?luchengshinige,nijiushizheiyangqilingnigede?」
tashiluchengxinjiaodenvpengyou。
jieduyouxurong,congruxuejiugenwobuduifu。
zhidaoluchengshijiangjia「sishengzi」hou,meitiandouqujiluchengxianyinqin。
haizuoshanglechengweijiangfurendemeimeng。
wobujinbumankaikou:「shuotazhishangdijiushiqilingle,neiwojitajibazhangshibushijiushinvedai,gaigaowole?」
yaofangfeibiaodehen,ziranbukenengdangzhelianggebandemianbaoluzhenmianmu。
yilianweiqudepazailuchenghuaili。
「jiangli,shangxuedeshihounijiuchuchuzhenduiwo,wohaiyiweinishijianbudewochengjihao,keshinijingranlianzijideqingegedouqifu,zhenbuzhidaochenggeyiqianshizenmeguolaide。」
lianggerenchanmiandelouzaiyiqi。
luchengshenqingjuaodenixiangwo。
「tajiushijiduwonenggoujichengjiangjiadecaichan,wuluntazaizenmezheteng,jiangjiadoushiwode。」
woyoushihouzhenhuaiyiluchengdenaozishibushicongxiaocandaoda。
buranzenmenengjiwozhaochulaizheimeduolezi。
pangbianrenkanwodeyanshendoubianle。
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「duia,wokejidule。」
woyigaichangtai,meifanbota:「dajiadouduohedianguide,womenchengshaokeshifahuale,yaowandejinxing,buhedianguidezenmepeideshangchengshaodeshenfen。」
luchengdenaozigenbenxiangbudaoqizhongdeshenyi,fanerbeiwoyikouyigechengshaohandejiqishouyong。
yaofangfeicongweizaizheimeshechidedifangxiaofeiguo,zhuanmentiaoguidehe。
haidangzhesuoyourendemianzuozailuchengdeshenshang,tongtaqindenanshenanfen,tiaoxindekanzhewo。
「yihouwojiushijiangjiadeshaofuren,nikeyaoyongxintaohaowo,buranwobugaoxinglejiubaninianchujiangjia。」
woxiaozheyingta:「jiangjiashaofurendeweizhizunguizheni,nikeyaohewomenchengshaozaoshengguizi,buranxiaoxinbeibierenqianglequ。」
yaofangfeiruanzailuchenghuailijiaoxiuyixiao,yanjingzhuanyouzheluozaiwoshoushang,「nizheishouzhuokanqilaizhenpiaoliang。」
luchengbeiwopengdewanghusuoyi,jixubaizhe「jiangjiadashaoye」dejiazi:「jiangli,zhaixialaisongjifeifei。」
woyilianshebude:「zheiyuzhuokezhiwushiwanni。」
yaofangfeiyanjingyiliang,jidongdezhijieshangshouzhaiwodeyuzhuo:「yigeyuzhuoeryi,xiaoqishenme,yihouwohainijinzhuozijiushile。」
我任她摘取。
yaofangfeitanxin,naleyigezhuozixianbugou,jiangwoshenshangsuoyouzhiqiandedongxidouqianglequ。
xiaqianqianqidexiangkaima,beiwozhizhizhu。
yidunxialai,luchengdediweibeipengdehengao。
luchenglianshangdouranshanglezuiyi,gengjiaxiaozhangdeminglingwo:「jiangli,kuaiqufuqian。」
我起身离开。
xiaqianqianzhuazhuwo,qizhale:「nizhenyaoqua?」
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wozenmekenenghuiqujiluchengmaizhang。
likaidating,wojiutaochushouji。
「tangge,yourenyaohuajiangjiadeqian。」
dianhuaneibianshunjianchuanlaitanggejiangsuliedenuhousheng:「sheitamadexianghualaozideqian?!」
luchengbushidiyigedianjiwojiaqianderen。
zaijiangsuliedeyanli,zhiyaowobatuiwei,jiangshijituanjiulundaotajieshoule。
erwozhixuyaofengejiwanjiukeyidafale。
woyangzhuangshengqi:「yigeyuanfangqinqi,zhangkoubikoujiushuowojiaqianshitade,zheiyetaibubanikanzaiyanlileba。」
lianjiangsuliedouhaiweizaiwojiadedaoguobianyi,zenmekenenglundedaolucheng?
jiangsulieyitingwohua,naodelikewenwoyaoledizhi。
wozuixihuankangouyaogoudexima。
不用脏了我的手。
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xiaqianqianjianwohuilai,youjiyouqi,tazaojiukanluchengbushunyanle:「lili,niganmayaojizhei**dangyuandatoua!」
woxiaozhewenta:「nikanwoxiangyuandatoudeyangzima?」
「?」
有些人玩累了。
「duoxiechengshao,shijianbuzaole,womenjiuxianzoule。」
luchengzuixunxundeqishen,yibianlouzheyaofangfeiyibianwenta,xiangyaolikai:「zanmenyezou。」
yaofangfeijiaorouzaozuodehanta:「chengge。」
gangzoujibu,fuwuyuanjiunazhexiaofeidanguolai:「chengshao,xiaofeiyigongshierbaisanshiwansiqianqibailingjiu,qingwenninshixianjinhaishishuaka?」
luchengwendeyileng:「shenmexianjinshuaka,wobushirangjianglineigexiao**qufulema?」
fuwuyuanweixiao:「chengshao,jiangxiaojieshuoshininqingke。」
luchengmiansenankan:「xiao**,laozirangnifuqian**deganshenmequle?chou**,lianzheidianshidouzuobuhao,laozizaowanbanimaile,haibugankuaiguolaijiwojiezhang!」
奇葩亲戚争着抢着给我爸养老