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taduanzheqinshouzhudekafei（xianzaixianglaizhenshifengci）zoujinshufang，
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shuoleju：“jiangshixijiaoxiangmudeziliao，kankanyoumeiyouhezuokongjian。”tahaishashadiyiwei，
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zhijiandaizheyizhongjinhubennengdehenyi，
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“di…kada。”yishengqingweidedianziyinxiaohou，shijixiesuoxindankaidecuixiang。rutongmingyunfuxiudechilun，
beitayongxuelinlindeshuangshou，qiangxingqiaodonglediyihuan！choutiyingshenghuakai。
limianzhengqidimafangzhejifentiezhe“juemi”biaoqiandelansewenjianjia，
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jiangwandexinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleidong，jihuyaopotangerchu！
tajihushicubaodiyibabokaineixiexiangzhengzhejiangjiaweilaieyundebinglengwenjian，rutongzhuazhujiumingdaocao，
yourutongzhuazhufuchoudeliren，yibazhuazhuleneigebijiben！zhijianchupengdaofengpibinglianghuanidezhigan，
yiguqiyide、hunzazheqianshijutonghejinshengkuangxidezhanlidianliushunjiancuanbianquanshen！jiushita！
fuchengyande“siwangbiji”！jiluzhetahejiangjiabeicanmingyunde“panjueshu”！tazhandouzhe，
jinhuqianchengyoudaizhehuimieyiqiedefengkuang，mengdifankaiyingqiaofengmian。yingruyanliande，
shifuchengyanneibiaozhixingde、fenglilengyingrutongdaokedeziji，litouzhibei，
meiyigebihuadoutouzhezhangkongyiqiedelengmohecanren。neishangmianjizaide，bushishangyelantu，
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【3yue6ri：jiangshidichanxijiao‘shuangzita’xiangmuzuizhongjingbiaodijiaqueren。
jiangguodong（jiangfu）duicihaowufangbei，duinverguoyuxinren。
keliyongjiangwan‘wuyi’huoquzuizhongbiaoshudianzimiyao。
】【4yue27ri：yuroubingqingjijuehua（xinshuaiivji）。
dr.smithquerenshoushupozaimeijie。xujiakuaijindu。jiangwanshangyuetijianbaogaoxianshi：xuexingrhyinxing，
hlapeixingyuyurougaoduwenhe（98.7%），xinzangzhuangtaijijia。
jihuaa：zhizaoyiwaizhuilou（shouxuantiantai，weizhuangzishahuoshizu）。
beiyongjihuab：zhangqiyaowuyoudao（βshoutizuzhiji+tedingshiwuzuhe）zhijianjinxingxinzangshuaijie。
quebaoxinzang‘ziran’keyong。】【6yue19ri：jiangwanjinriwancanshizaicitijidinghun。
愚蠢且不自量力。
jiazhijinzaiyujiankangdexinzanghejiangshi35%deliutongguguquan（zuowei‘yiwai’fuxujinyoufushi‘daiguan’）。
xuwenzhuta，chengnuohunqidaiyuroushuhouhuifuwendingzaiyi，zuoweiduanqianfuji。
】【7yue15ri：guxingzhou（gushi）zuijinzaichengdong‘weilaicheng’dipidongzuopinpin，yisishoudaofengsheng。
cirenxiujueminrui，shouduanyinhen，shijihuazuidaqianzaibianshu。xuyanmijiankong。
biyaoshi……kekaolvtiqianqidongduijiangwande‘chuzhi’，bimianjiewaishengzhi。
】pangbianhaiyouyixingxiaozipizhu：【guxingzhousiduijiangwanyouguoyimianzhiyuan（cishanwanyan），jingti。
】一条条，一页页。
shijian、didian、renwu、shouduan、mude……qingxiderutongwaikeyishengshouxiadejiepoutu，
bingleng、jingzhun、cankudizhanshizhefuchengyanneizhangwenweneryapinangxiadechailangzhixin。jiangwandemingzi，
xiangyigedaijiaergudeqiguan，yigejijiangbeichaijieliyongdelingjian，
beifanfubiaozhu、jisuan、pingguzhe“zuijiachuliriqi”。jiangwandeshouzhisisikouzhezhiyebianyuan，
zhijiayinweiguoduyongliershenshenqianjinzhizhangli，zhiguanjieyinjizhidefennuhehenyierbengjin、niuqu，
chengxianchuhairendeqingbaise。xiongqianglifanyongdehenyirutongfeitengdeyanjiang，zhuoshaozhetadewuzangliufu，
houlongyongshangxingtiandetiexiuwei，jihuyaojiangtazhenggerenyouneierwaidifenhui！hao！haodehen！fuchengyan！
nizhenshibameiyibudousuandaoleguzili！lianwojiangwandesiqihesifa，
douxianganpaiyichangshangwuhuiyiban“tuodang”、“gaoxiao”！shenzhi，lianguxingzhouneiourandeyipie，
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sisidingzaizuihouneitiaotijidemingzishang——guxingzhou。fuchengyanzaishangchangshangzuiqiangjing、zuijidandesiduitou。
jituanneigetongyangnianqing、shouwanquegengweihenlamoce、beijingshenbukece、rangfuchengyandougandaorumangzaibeidenanren。
qianshi，tazhizaiyixiedingjideshangyecishanwanyanshang，gezheyixiangbinying，yuanyuanjianguojici。yinxiangli，
neishiyigebifuchengyangengleng、gengchen、gengrangrenzhuomobutoude、rutongxingzouzaiyinyinglideweixiancunzai。
fuchengyanshiweizhuangdeshenshi，erguxingzhou，gengxiangyitoucongbuyanshiliaoyadegulang。
“guxingzhou……”jiangwandeshejianhuanhuannianguozheigemingzi，
rutongpinchangyimeiguozhejuduquesanfazhezhimingyouhuodemitang。
jingpiansuiliebandefengkuangzaitayandizhongxinningju、yasuo，
zuizhongchendianweiyizhongyushijufendejuejueheguzhuyizhideduxing。“fuchengyan，nipata？
patashiniwanmeijihualiweiyide‘bianshu’？”taduizhekongqi，duizheneibenjintouletaxueleidesiwangriji，
dididixiaoleqilai，xiaoshengsiya，rutongyexiaozaifenchangtiming，daizhewujindeyuandu，
“neiwojiuqinshou……bazheigezuidade‘bianshu’，songdaowutaizhongyang！songdaonibiwukebidejuguangdengxia！
”fuchoudelieyanzaiyanzhongxiongxiongranshao，jiangwanbuzaiyousihaoyouyu。
tayibazhuaqishuzhuoshangneibaxiangqianzhebaoshi、zuoweizhuangshipindegudongchaixindao——huangtongdaobingbingleng，
fenglidedaorenzaidengguangxiashanguoyidaosenrandehanmang！tamengdiliaoqizhensishuiqundexiuzi，