我，最帅素人，开局恋综表演相声
《我，最帅素人，开局恋综表演相声》 小说介绍
keleweizhajiweiwomendailaileyibujingcaidedoushixiaoshuo《wo，zuishuaisuren，kaijulianzongbiaoyanxiangsheng》，zhujiaofangyusuyoumengdegushidiedangqifu，rangrenpengfudaxiaoyouluolei。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijizhiyoumodeduibaihekourenxinxiandeqingjiexiyinlewushuduzhe。henduoqingkuangxia，tamenduoshuzhishitingshuoguoduifanghuozhetingshuoguoduifangdemougezuopin，shenzhiyagenburenshi。“fangyu，nixianzaidegongzuoshishenme？”suyoumengshitanxingde……。
《我，最帅素人，开局恋综表演相声》 第4章 免费试读
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她的话还没说出口。
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“大家好……”
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！！！！
？什么？
这是丹青？
不是胖虎？
haishisuyoumengzhudongjitadadedianhua？？
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……
心动小屋内。
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于是就打了电话。
“qishitarenhenhaode！”
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方宇人好？？
完全没看出来！
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