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zaikeleweizhajidexiaoshuo《wo，zuishuaisuren，kaijulianzongbiaoyanxiangsheng》zhong，fangyusuyoumengshiyiweitiancaikexuejia。tadeyanjiuyinfaleyichangchaonenglibaofaxianxiang，renleishehuixianruhunluanzhizhong。fangyusuyoumengmianlinzhedaodeyulunlidekunjing，tongshiyeyaodiyulaizizhengfuheeshilidezhuibu。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuochongmankejiyuansuhedaodekaoyan，yijiduirenxingdesikao，suyoumengmiandaikuijiudekaikou：“gangcaiwojiuxianggendajiashuo，zuihouyiweijiabinshidanqinglaizhe，jieguomeidengkaikou，jiubeilaidedanqingdaduanle。suoyimei……jiangyinfaduzheduiweilaideshensi。

精彩章节

“huanyingdajialaidao《xindongxuanlv》jiabinzhiyi，fangyudezhibojian！xianzaiwomenyijingheshexiangdagelaidaolefangyudejiali，jiandaolefangyubenren，bukuishiyouwangyoumentoupiaoxuanchulaide，zuishuaisurena，benrengengshuai！”

“qingwenfangyu，xianqianyoutanguolianaima？weilaixiangtanyichangzenyangdelianaini？”

fangyumianwubiaoqing：“meitanguolianai，weishenmeyidingyaotanlianai？zhizheburuaihe，yixindagongzhuanqian，nulijianshejiayuan！”

nvbiandaoyilianmengbidewangzheshuaiqidefangyu，meixiangdaohuidedaozheiyangyigehuida，yuxiangxiangzhongdewanquanbuyiyanga！

jinguanshicongyeduoniandeta，yishijingranshuobuchuhualai。

cishidedanmuquepaodefeikuai。

【hahahaha……zheiweisurenxiaogegeyetaizhenshi，gejuyixiazijiudakaile！】

【xiaogegehaoshuaia，xiaogegetietie～～】

【jiushi，zijizhuanqian，zijihua，qingyuanbaoxiaoguojia，yebuhuizhaogeburenshiderenlaihuawodeqian！】

【《xindongxuanlv》bushilianzongma？tajiranbuxianglianai，laiganshenme？gaorenxintaima？】

【ganjuetingyouyisidea，yiweibuxiangtanlianaiderenqutanlianai，haitingxiangkande，jiemuxiaoguolamana！】

nvbiandaohenkuaidiaozhengxintai，luchuzhiyeshiweixiao，jixuwen。

“kanlainiduitanlianaixingqubudaa，neiyouweihehuibaomingcanjiawomenjiemuni？”

《xindongxuanlv》shiyidangrenqichaogaodelianaizongyi，xianzaiyijingshidi５ji。

qianmianjijidoushiyaoqingliuweiyulequanmingxing，３nan３nv，zhuzaiyiqishenghuoyigeyue。

zheiyiji，jiemuzutufaqixiang，youdazhongtoupiaochuyiweisurenhunruqizhong，yumingxingjinxingtanlianai，rangguanzhongmenkandaosurenyumingxingqijiannengcachuzenyangaidehuohua。

jiranfangyuzheimepaichi，wanquankeyibuyongbaoming。

tingdaonvbiandaozheigewenti，fangyumanlianwunai，shenzhiyoudianxinlijiaocui。

“wonengshuo，woshibeirenanpailema？womajiwobaodeming。”

liangnianqian，tachuanyuedaozheigeyudiqiuxiangsidepingxingshijie，jiufaxian，diqiushangneixiezhimingdewenxuezuopin，gequ，dengdeng，zaizheigeshijieshangdoubucunzai。

ertadejiyili，xuexinengli，bipingchangrengaochuhenduo。

yushi，zheiliangnianlai，tazaiwangluoshangxieleyipianxiaoshuo，shoudaolebushaorendexihuan，mingshengdazao。

chulexiexiaoshuo，tahaiyong“danqing”zheigewangming，zaiwangshangweixuduomingxingxieguoge，penghonglebushaoren。

jiunazheigeyuelaishuo，jinqubangshang，jiuyouliangshougeshitaxiede，shenzhizheiyiji·《xindongxuanlv》duiwaigongbude５weimingxingjiabinzhong，you４weichangguotaxiedege。

qizhong２wei，shikaotadegepenghongde。

buguo，wulunshixiexiaoshuo，haishijibierenxiege，tadouyongdewangming，buyuantouluzijideshenfenxinxi。

meiyoujingjihetongyueshu，meiyoufeiwen，bubeirendarao，younengzhuanqian，tinghaode。

dengtazhuanzugouduodeqianzhihou，jiutuixiubailan，tiqianguoshangwuyouwulvdelaonianshenghuo。

wurendarao，meiyoufudan，youshanwanshui，xiangxiangdouqieyi。

zhibuguo，haiwanyuanshenqianxiadeqianhou，lizijimubiaohaichahendajuli，dezhuangengduodeqian，xiabanshengcainenganxinbailan。

bamaqueyiweizijizhengtianwangzhediannaobuchumenshibuxuewushu。

youjiechubudaoren，yushehuituogui，２６suilehaimeinvpengyou，suoyihenji。

shenzhihuaiyitashibushidelezibizheng，shejiaokongjuzheng，yushimanzhetabaomingle《xindongxuanlv》

zhidaobanxiaoshiqian，laomacaidadianhuatongzhitazheijianshi。

xianzaidetayouzhongbeirenbizhexiangqindefanzaogan，yuanbenpingjingdeshenghuoturanchuangjinlaiyiqunmoshengren，dapoleyuanbendeyiqie，rangtafangan。

“a？yuanlaishizheiyanga！buguomeishi，jiudangshiyicinanwangdetiyan，shuobudingnenghuodezhenaini！”

nvbiandaoduifangyuzheimezhencheng，haowuyanshidehuida，jijingya，youjuedenenggoujieshou，daofangyuzheigenianji，fumudoushixiangfangshefadecuihun，bizhexiangqin，henzhengchang！

danmushangxuduorenduifangyuyeshibiaoshishenshendetongqing。

【tainanle，fangfokanjianlewoguonianhuijia，beiqiangzhixiangqindechangjing！】

【shuoshihua，ruguoshiziyuanhaihao，zheiyangbeibizhede，zhendehenfan！】

zhidaofangyubushiziyuanlaicanjiajiemuhou，biandaoyejiumeizaijixuwenxiaqu。

zhibojianneiderendoushilaikantiantiandelianaide，jixuwenxiaqu，yifangyudezhuangtai，gujiderangguanzhongmenpaoguang。

yushijixuzoujiexialaidejiemuliucheng。

zhengzaizheishi，fangyudeshoujixianglexia。

nachulaiyikan，tabeilajinleyigeweixinqun。

qunmingchengshi——“xindongxuanlv”。

cishidequnliyijingyou６gerenle，jiashangtaziji，shi７ge。

biandaojianzhuang，meidengfangyuwen，ganjinjieshi：“zheigequn，shizhuanmenweilerangnimenzengjinganqingyongde，congxianzaikaishi，suoyoujiabin，huidingzhewangmingzaiqunlijinxingjiaoliu！huxiangbuzhidaosheishishei。”

“yizhidaowanshang，jiaoliujieshu，neishi，jiemuzuhuirangnvjiabinpingjiezhezaiqunlihudongshideganjue，zhudongjizijidexindongnanshengdadianhua。”

“chuleniyiwai，qunlihaiyouyiweirenqitongyanghengaodesurenjiabin，yejiushi４weinanjiabin，３weinvjiabin，duochuyiweinansheng，meinengjiedaonvjiabindexindongdianhuadeneiweinanjiabinjiangzhudongtuichang，wufacanjiajiexialaidezhibo！”

tingdaozheihua，fangyuxinzhongqiexi，tajiushibuxiangdaizaizheigejiemu。

这不是给他机会吗？

fangyulimazaiqunlijidajiadalegezhaohu。

丹青：“大家好！”

tadesuoyoushejiaopingtaiwangmingdoujiao“danqing”，meibiedeyuanyin，zhishiyinweilan。

tayimaopao，henkuaijiuyourenaitetaliaoqilaile。

“＠danqing，nishiciquchuangzuozhe，danqingdefensima？woyeshie！”

丹青：“不是……”

“a……neiniweishenmehuijiaozheigewangmingni？”

danqing：“qugewangminghaiyaoweishenmema？meiyouweishenme！xiangqujiuqule，xiaqude！”

群里陷入短暂沉默。

zhiyaoliaotianguochengzhong，bujinvjiabinliuxiahaoyinxiang，jiubuhuiyourenjitadaxindongdianhua，neitajiunengzourenle。

fangyuruyisuanpandadedingdangxiang！

meiduoshi，yiwei“yizhixiaobaitu”tiaochulaihuoyueqifen！

yizhixiaobaitu：“dajiayouxihuandexiaodongwuma？wochaojixihuanxiaobaitude，tebieshichuiertu！chaojikeai！”

danqing：“woyexihuanxiaobaitu，tebieshimalatutou，yidunxuan１０zhidoubugou！chaojihaochi！”

“……”

“haha……yaobudajiaxianlaijieshaoyixiazijiba，woxianlai，woni，bijiaomingan，danshiyouhenganxing，xihuanjixianyundong！”

danqing：“wobushihaoren！”

“……”

“woxihuanwanshatanpaiqiu，buzhidaomingtianhuibuhuiquhaibianluzhijiemu，ruguoqu，wodaidajiawanshatanpaiqiuba！”

danqing：“woxihuanchuiniuhedatuitanggu，ruguokeyi，woyenenggoujiaodajia！”

“……”

jilunliaotianxialai，qunlimianjihumeirendalifangyule，fangyudehuifujiuxiangtoumingside。

yipangdebiandaoyigejingdejifangyujimeinongyan，ganjuexinleizhiji。

tamenzheikeshiyigelianaijiemua！！

buyinggaishitiantiandemaofensepaopaodeliaotianma？zenmejiuchengdankouxiangshengleni？

【puhahaha……fangyuzheihuifu，xiaosiwole！nenggouganshoudaoguzilidefankang！】

【tazheiyang，gujiyaobeitaotaile，sheishoudelea！】

【zhangdeneimeshuai，kexiyouzhanglezhangzuia！langfeileneizhanglian！】

fangyubenrenquehenqieyi，yonglandekaozaishafazhong，manlianchengjiugandexiaozhe。

kandajiadefanying，beitaotaideyinggaishitale！

yizhidaowanshang，“xindongdianhua”huanjielailinzhiqian，tadouzheiyangxiang。

zhidaokanjianzijideshouji，jingranbeibotongle！！！

xiaoshuo《wo，zuishuaisuren，kaijulianzongbiaoyanxiangsheng》di1zhangshidujieshu。