我，最帅素人，开局恋综表演相声
《我，最帅素人，开局恋综表演相声》 小说介绍
《wo，zuishuaisuren，kaijulianzongbiaoyanxiangsheng》zheibenshudajiadouzaizhao，qishizheishiyibendoushixiaoshuo，shizuozhekeleweizhajideyibenxiaoshuo，xiaoshuodezhurengongshifangyusuyoumeng，jiangshulefangyuzhoumei，yanlidehanlesheng：“shuohuabiechidongxi，taiduduanzhengdian，wotingbuqingle！”suyoumenglimajiangkouzhongdehamiguakuaisutunxiaqu，yaogantingzhi，jiuxiangrenzhen……...
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“啧……”
fangyuzaitingdaolaidian**shi，youneimeyishunjianbengkui。
gangcaidezijizaiqunlimingmingbiaoxiandeneimewanmeile，zenmehaihuiyourenjizijilaidianni？
dangtakanjianlaidianxianshidewangming“yizhixiaobaitu”shi，dunshimingbaile。
yourenbuantaoluchupaia！
wunaidejietongweixindianhua：“wei，xiaotuzi，nidazheigedianhuabuhuijiushixianglaimawoba！”
dianhuaneitou，suyoumengtingdaoduifangdeshengyin，lenglexia。
xianqian，guangping“danqing”zaiqunlideneixiefayan，zainaohaizhonghuanxiangleyixiaduifangdexingxiangheshengyin。
yizhiyiweiduifanghuishiyigebuxiubianfu，henlata，shengyinnantingdelaonanren。
danshi，xianzaiduifangfachudeshengyin，wanquanyutaxiangxiangzhongbufu，shengyinyidianeryebulao，shenzhihaiyoudianhaoting。
zheirangsuyoumengdui“danqing”deyinxianggaiguanlebushao，buguoqianyishilihaishirenweiduifangshigenianjidade***。
zhibuguoxianzaishiyigeshengyinhaotingdelao***。
guzhesaibang，nachuzirenweichaojiwudixiongdeyuqi，dui“danqing”shuo：“dui……wojiushilaimanide，mingmingzhidaowoxihuanxiaotuzi，weishenmehaiyaoshuonixihuanchituzineiyangdehua？henmeilimao！”
suyoumengdeshengyinqingtouganjing，henyoubianshidu。
mingmingzuilishuozhe“ma”，keshishuochulaideyuqi，zaifangyutinglai，gengxiangshisajiao？maimeng？
fangyunaohaizhongchuxianleyigeduifangdazhidexingxiang。
tangzhe***langjuandezhangfazhichangzhixingnvren。
danshi，buguanduifangzhangchengshenmemoyang，fangyudoubushihenxiangdaliduifang。
yushikaishihushuobadao：“woxihuanchimalatutou，henixihuanxiaotuzi，zheizhijianbingmeiyouzhijielianxi，wochideyoubushinixihuandeneiyizhi，womendouzaibiaodagezidexihao，zhibuguopengqiao，xihuandedongxidoushituzieryi！”
suyoumengzhabajixiadayanjing，juededuifangshuodesihuyoudianerdaoli。
danshiyouzongjuedenalibutaidui！
“dui……duibuqi，wocuoguainile！”
tingdaosuyoumengzheijudaoqian，fangyulenglexia，zuijiaobuzijuedeyangqileqianxiao。
zheixiaoyatou，buzhidaoshidanchunni，haishisha。
这么容易忽悠啊！
“meishi，woyuanliangnile！”
yipangdebiandaoquanchengheizhelian，xinzhongfengkuangdewunengnuhou。
womenzheishilianzonga！buxing，zaizhibojiemu，yaoren！！
zhibojianneideguanzhongmen，jiandaoliangrenliaotianhuafengrucixinqi，yeshifengkuangfadanmu，tebieshisuyoumengdezhibojian。
【awei……mengmeng，nihaizhibuzhidaonidadianhualaishiganshenmedea？？wanquanbeidaipaopianlea！】
【meibanfa，mengmenghaoxiangshixingyuchuanmeidongshizhangdenverba，congxiaobeijialirenbaohudetaihao，wanquanbushifangyuduishou！wuwuwu……】
【zanmenjiushishuo，youmengzheiyetaihaopianleba！fangyu，nimeiyouxin！】
【xiaosiwole，hahaha……zheihaizizenmejiuzheimedanchunni？shuohaoshilaizhaofangyusuanzhangde，jieguozijidaoqianle！】
【wohaotaoyanzheigefangyua，qisile，dingzhedanqingdewangmingbuganhaoshi！】
suyoumengzaiyigeyueqian，yinweiyidangxuanxiujiemucaizhengshichudaojinruyulequan，rujinyebuguojiushiyulequanneideyiweixinren。
dan，fensiquebushao，zhibojianneirenqihengao。
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liangrenyouyouyidameiyidadeliaoleliangju，fangyubaiwuliaolai，henxiangguadianhua。
keshijiemuzuguiding，tonghuabixuchixubanxiaoshi，shijianbudaojiubunengjiangdianhuaguaduan。
tazhinengjixuji“xiaobaitu”daqiang。
xiaobaitusuyoumeng：“yaobuwomenxianhuxiangjieshaoyixiaba，wojiaosuyoumeng，nijiaowomengmengjiuxing，chudaoyigeyue，nini？”
fangyukaozaishafashang，qingsongyonglanyousuiyidehuidao。
“e……wojiaofangyu，shigefeiwu！”
suyoumengtingdaoduifangzheigehuidahenshizhenjing，weishenmehuiyourenzheiyangxingrongzijini？
taburenwei，shijieshangyoufeiwucunzai，zaibutongdelingyu，meigerendoushibeirenkede，shishangdesuoyourendouyoutacunzaideyiyi。
“dashu，niweishenmeyaozheiyangxingrongzijini？xianqianzaiqunli，niyeshuozijibushihaoren，niyaoxiangxinzijia。”
fangyudunlexia，zheiguniangpabuzhenshigeshaziba！yibanrenbuhuizheiyangjietadehuaba！
“dashu”zheigechenghu，gengshirangfangyumeitouzhoulexia。
“wozheiyangshuo，budaibiaowojiushi，shijieshangdeshi，xuxushishi，niyouzhidao，nitingdaodeduoshaoneirongshizhenshide？”
“jiranbushineiyangderen，weishenmeyouyaoyongneiyangdecixingrongzijini？zheiyangzi，huirangzijizaibierenxinzhongliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang，duinibuhao！”
suyoumengbutailijiefangyuhuazhongdeluoji，yihuodewenzhe。
fangyu：“wozheirenzuoshisuixing，meibiyaozaiyiwuguanjinyaorendeganshou，woyoubushirenminbi，zuobudaorangsuoyourendouxihuan，zijikaixinjiuhao，wozhiweiwozijierhuo！”
suyoumengdaizhule，youxiechushen。
tacong２suikaishi，jiubeijialirenyaoqiuxuegangqin，xuewudao，taderenshengguiji，congchushengkaishijiubeianpaihao。
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weileshixianfumudingzhihaodemubiao，takekulianxi，lianzhixinpengyoudoumeijige，jiechuzuiduodeshigangqinhewudao。
meirenduitashuoguo“weizijierhuo”zheiyangdehua。
fangyudehua，rangtajuedehenxinqi。
sihu，congyikaishi，taduifangyujiuyouhendadewuhui，fangyuzheigeren，haoxianghaitingyouqude！
turanyoudianhaoqi，fangyudaodizhangshenmeyangzi！
zhidaojiazhengayiduanzheqiehaodehamiguafangdaosuyoumengmianqian，fachudexiangshengcaijiangchushendetalahuilai。
jiutingjianfangyushuo：“wei……xiaotuzi，niduoda，gujigennishuozheimeduoyetingbudong！”
tazongjuedesuyoumengdanchunzhongtouzhedianersha，buxiangshizhuangde，gujinianlingbuda。
suyoumengfangyikuaihamiguadaozuili，guzhesaibanghanhubuqingdehuida：“woershi……”
fangyuzhoumei，yanlidehanlesheng：“shuohuabiechidongxi，taiduduanzhengdian，wotingbuqingle！”
suyoumenglimajiangkouzhongdehamiguakuaisutunxiaqu，yaogantingzhi，jiuxiangrenzhentingjiangdexiaoxuesheng，zuodejiqiduanzheng。
“wojinnianershisuile，dashunini？”
“wocaibinidaliusui，buzhunjiaowodashu！”
【fangyu，buzhunxiongwomenmengmeng，xiaoxinwodaoleni！】
【mengmenghaokeaiwa……】
【buxiwangfangyugenmengmengpeidui，buxiwangtagenrenhenvjiabinzaiyiqi，aaa……】
【xingyuchuanmeidelaozongshimengmenglaobaa，fangyu，nijiubuparenjialaobalaizhaonimafanma？】
henkuaibanxiaoshitonghuajieshu。
suyoumengxiayishideduizheyuyintonghuadeshoujibaishou：“baibai……”
shuowancaifaxian，zijishiyuyintonghua，duifangyagenkanbujianziji，ganmangjiangshoushouqilaizangzaibeihou，gangaxiaolexiao。
zhihoubianshinanjiabinjixindongnvshengdadianhua，erqieshibixuda。
fangyumeiyoutebiexiangdaderen，yushituierqiuqici，youjisuyoumengboleguoqu。
tamenliangrenyouliaolebanxiaoshi。
suizhexindongdianhuadejieshu，jintiandezhiboyegenzhejieshu。
biandaozhengshifabuxinrenwu。
“mingtian，suoyoujiabin，jianghuiqianwangxindongxiaowu，gongtongshenghuoyigeyue，zhibomingtianzaoshang８dianjixu！”
suyoumengxinzhongzhuizhuibuan，mingtianjiuyaojianmianle，buzhidaofangyuhuizhangshenmeyangzini？
takandaozijidezhangxiangyoushishenmefanyingni？
竟然有些期待！
xiaoshuo《wo，zuishuaisuren，kaijulianzongbiaoyanxiangsheng》di2zhangshidujieshu。