《跨越千年的倒霉蛋,还能回家吗》 小说介绍
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《跨越千年的倒霉蛋,还能回家吗》 第5章 免费试读
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“baoshouzhiliaozenmezhima?”songshanwendao。
“打吊水,吃药。”
“baoshouzhiliaohuizayang?”songhebuandiwendao。
“shihuagennimenshuoba,dashumuqiandezheizhongqingkuang,xuanzebaoshouzhiliaodehua,jiuxiangdangyufangqizhiliaole。”
 
                 跨越千年的倒霉蛋,还能回家吗
                                跨越千年的倒霉蛋,还能回家吗