《跨越千年的倒霉蛋,还能回家吗》 小说介绍
《kuayueqianniandedaomeidan,hainenghuijiama》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo,jirenkanbugoudeganjue。qishixianshengsuiranmeiyouhualidecizao,danshigushiqifudiedang,nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng,zhujiaoweisonghezhengqian。xiaoshuojingxuan:shuowan,songheganjinzoulechuqu。yanxiafuqinbuzhidaoshenmeshihounengxinglai,yejiuyiweizhexiayicishoushuhaixuyaozaiguanchaguan……
《跨越千年的倒霉蛋,还能回家吗》 第3章 免费试读
zhengqianjidongdishuo:“chejiurengzheier,nuodaobianshangbiedanglujiuxing。zanmenganjinhuiqu,yaoshilaoshenxianlaojiaqinqizhennengzhihaonibadebing,paoyitangpasha?yaoburanwotiniqu,zheikeshitishenxianbanshi!hainengtiyanyixiashikongchuanyue,gemenzheixianiubidafale!”
zhengqianyueshuoyuejidong,kanleyiyanlaoshenxian,jixushuodao:“yaoshinengzaixuegexianfa,jiupingzheifeiyanzoubidegongfu,gemenzheibeizijiufale!yiliangpopikasuangesha?ganjinzou,yimiaozhongdoubuyaodange!wolainuoche,niganjingenlaoshenxianshuoyixia。”shuowan,zhengqianlijizuanjinchelidianhuonuoche。
zhengqiandehuatixinglesonghe,jiusuanlaoshenxiandepengyouwufajiangfuqinwanquanzhihao,zijidaoneibianzhihou,daijijiandongxihuilai,suibianmaimaibudegejibaishangqianwande?neikeshihuozhenjiashidegudong!jifuqinkanbingzugoule,gaobuhaozhendenengfacai!
suiranneixinshenchusonghezhidaozheizhongdaomaigudongdexingweibuheshi,danshikaolvdaozijikeshiqinfuyuangudaihuilaide,daomaigudongdeqian,jiudangshizijidechalvfeile,dabulezaisongjijianjiguojiajiushile。
songhezoudaolaoshenxianmianqian,duifangshifa,liangrenzaicigoutongleqilai。zheiyici,liangrenquedinglejiexialaidejihua。
laoshenxianjiangsonghe、zhengqiandaizhe“feidao”zhengzhouyiyuan,kanwangsonghedefuqinhou,zaijiangliangrendaidaowuhanbanliqingjiashouxu。ranhousongheqianwanggudaisongxin,zhengqianzefanhuicichujiangchekaihuiqu。
yuanbensongheshixiangzaizhengzhouyiyuanzhijiedianhuaqingjia,buzaiwangwuhanpaoyitang,yinweilaoshenxiangaosutashikongchuansuohenkuai,jihushishunjianjiukeyiguoqu,wangfanjiashangbanshiyinggaibuhuichaoguosantian。
buguosonghexiangzhehaideliuchuchushougudongdeshijian,haiyoufuqinzuoshoushuyexuyaokanhu,deqinggebangeyuezuoyoudejia。zaishuoyoulaoshenxianzheigemianfeide“kongzhongkeche”,buyongbaibuyong!
zuihou,songheturanxiangdaoyigefeichangguanjiandewenti。
“xianzhang,nindejiaxiangzaigudaijulicichuyouduoyuan?”
“qianlizhinei。”laoshenxianlveweisikaohoujichuleyigefanwei。
songhezhangshuleyikouqi——haihaohaihao,qianlizhineidoushizuguodehuaibao,zijimeiyoubangwairen。zheiweilaoshenxianrucidafeizhouzhangderangrensongxin,cixindingranshifenzhongyao,zijiwanyiyaoshibanglegeyangguizibanshi,youshizaigudai,kebieyibuxiaoxingaibianleshenmelishijincheng!
cishizhengqianyenuohaoleche,songhejiangjihuagaozhi,zhengqianbiaoshimeiyouwenti。ranhousongherangzhengqianbanengchuandeyifudouchuanshang,shuojiexialaihuihenleng。
liangren“quanfuwuzhuang”zhihou,beishangxingli。laoshenxianyihuishou,jiangshuganshangdezhangjiangekongquxialai,saijinlepikacheli,zheiyimurangliangrenzaicigantanzhennaixianrenye!
zhengqianqiaoqiaodishuo:“zheibajianmailegujijiugoujinibazhibingdele。”suihoudijisongheyige“jiexialaijiaojiwo”deyanshen。songhexinlingshenhui,buguoqueshiqingqingyaoleyaotou,xiaoshengshuodao:“buyaojiewaishengzhi。”
suihoulaoshenxianzuoshouqianzhesonghe,youshoulazhezhengqian,zhijielailegehandibacong,yuandiqifei!jimiaozhongjiulaidaolelidiyibaiduomidedifang,ranhoushunzhesonghezhiqiansuozhidefangxiangfeiqu。
songhezhikandaoyanqianbaimangmangyipian,erbianchuanlaihuxiaodefengsheng,queganjuebudaofengchuidaoshenshang!dangzhenshishenyiwubi,xinzhongshijixingfenyoujinzhang!
xingfendeshizheizhongfeixiangnenglishiduoshaorenmengmeiyiqiude!
jinzhangdeshizheiwanyimeiyourenheanbaocuoshi,wanyidiaoxiaqukejiuwanduzile。
xiangdaozhei,yuanbenlazhelaoshenxiandeshoubuyoudezuandegengjinle。
henkuai,laoshenxiandaizheliangrenluodaoleyigeshandingshang,querenleyixiafangwei,ranhourufapaozhi,“gaosu”songhe,zheiyangfeitaimanle,tahuijiangliangrenxianchuansongdaoqianfangdayueliushiliwaideyichukaikuodi,rangliangrenzaineidengzhe,shaohoutahuizijifeiguoqu。
songhegaobudonglaoshenxianshiruhezaizheimangmangdaxuedeyemuxiakandaojishiliwaide,buguozheibuzhongyao,jinwangaobudongdeshiqingtaiduole。
haimeidengsonghefanyingguolai,jiuganjueyanqianyiliang,jihushishunjian,songhejiufaxianzijihezhengqianchuxianzaiyichukaikuodi。liangrenduishileyiyan,buyueertongdigantandao:“lihai!”
liangrendengleershifenzhongzuoyou,jiukandaolaoshenxiancongtianerjiang。meiyourenheyanyu,youshiyanqianyiliang,ranhouliangrenyoubuzhishenzaihechule,xianranshiyoujinglileyicikongjianzhuanyi,laoshenxiangujigangcaiyijingtiqiancaihaoxiayigeluojiaodianle。
zhengqiangankaidaozheiwanyihaoshihao,jiushizhinengdanggebanyungong,yaoshinengzijishunjianzhuanyigaiyouduohao!neiyanglaozijiupaoxiaoguizineibian,xianpingletamendejingguoguishe,ranhoukannageguizitoubushunyan,jiubatafapeidaotaipingyangxiaodaoshangweiyuqu。shenmefutian,shenmekangfu,laozirangtajimeiyoufu,yemeiyoutian,liankangdouchibushang!
jiuzheiyang,liangrenzaijinglileershiciyanqianyiliangzhihou,laoshenxiantinglexialai。panzuoxiuxiyihuizhihou,dandudaizhesonghefeixianggaokong,rangsonghezaiciquerenyixiafangwei。
cishitianhaimeiliang,songhegenjuyuanchudedengguangpanduanyinggaishikuaidaozhengzhoule,suihouzhileyigefangxiang,laoshenxiandaizheliangrenfeileguoqu。
songhefaxian,laoshenxianmeicichuansongtamendedifangdoushihuangjiaoyewai,buzhidaoshiyouyibikairenqun,haishiyouqitakaolv。buguozheiyezhenghesonghezhiyi,songheyedanxinwanyiyourenkandaotamensange“kongzhongfeiren”,huiyinqibubiyaodemafan,jinguanzheimangmangdaxuezhongxiangjigujiyepaibuqingchu。
yilushangsonghefaxiancongnanwangbeidouzaixiadaxue,xinzhonghoupabuyi——zheiyitangyaoshimeiyushanglaoshenxian,gujihuochepiaodoubuyidingnengmaidao,liangrenkongpazhendeyaobeikunzaidashanlile。
liangrenyixianlaidaochengshibianyuan,meiyouzaijixukongzhongfeixing,gaiweitubuqianjin。
daxuezaochengdejiaotongbubiandaozhilushangchuzucheshaolehenduo。“xuezhongfei”sanrenzuzouleyigeduoxiaoshi,tiandouyijingliangle,caizhongyupengshangyiliangganggangsongwankerendechuzuche。
gangshangche,sijijiuzhuyidaolechuanzheguaiyidelaoshenxian,xiaozhewendao:“nensanweizheishiyaoqupaixima?”
“shilei,haoqiaobuqiaoganshangzheidaxue,paibuchengle,huiqushuijue。”zhengqiansuikoujieshidao。
sijijiangsanrensongdaoyiyuan,songhe“dingzhu”laoshenxian,jiuzaidatinglimianxiuxi,naeryebuyaoqu,shenmeyebuyaogan,fouze“guancha”huibani“daizou”,ranhoudaizhezhengqianganwangbingfang。
benlaisonghexiangjilaoshenxianhuanyijianwaitao,bijingzheijianzisezhangpaoshizaishitaizhayan,keshiliangrendaidezhiyouchenyi,meiyouduoyudewaitao,zhihaozuoba。
gangjinbingfang,songhejiukandaomuqinhegegesongshandouzai。fuqintoushangchanzheshabu,lianshangdaizheyangqimianzhao,zuoshoudazhediandi,shenshangdaizhegezhongjianceyiqi,yiranzaihunmizhong。
“ma,gege,anbazayangle?”songhejiaojidexiaoshengwendao。
songhemuqinniuguotou,kandaozijidexiaoerzi,dunshileiruquanyong:“xiaohea,nikesuanhuilaile,madoujihuaile,jiupawanyinibayaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,nimenyelianglianmiandoujianbushang。wuwuwuwu......eduile,nibazanshimeishile,biedanxinle。zhengqianyelaila,nimenbushiqushennongjialema?zahuilaizheimekuaini?waimianxuexiadezheimeda,chehainengkaima?”
“ayi,womenzuohuochehuilaide,zhenghaomaidaopiaole。”zhengqian“jieshi”dao。
“ma,nigangcaishuoanbazanshimeishileshizahuishi?”
“e,zheigerangnigegennishuoba。”
songhedagesongshanshuodao:“meikuanglaobanyuanbenshidasuantaoqianjianbazhiliaode,jieguoyitingshuoanbadebingshihaoduonianqianjiuyoubinggen,jiubuyuanyitaoqianle,shuoshizheibinggenkuangshangmeiguanxi,jileliangwankuaiqianjiuzoule。”
“yiyuanyuanzhangshuojiurenyaojin,qianbuqiandehuitouzaishuo,jiuxianjianbazuoleshoushu,banaochuxuezhizhule,mingsuanshizanshibaozhule,buguonaogengnaoweisuohexinzanghaimeizhi,shuoshibunengtongshizhi,pabingrenshoubule,haidezaidengdeng。lingwaizheilianggeyebushiyigekeshi,daoshihoukenenghaiyaohuanbingfang。”
“neishashihounengzaishoushu?”songhewendao。
“zheigedekananbashashihouxinglai,deyibubulai。buguoyishengyejiangle,anbazheinaoweisuobansuizhenaogeng,yehenshiweixian,jiusuanshoushuchenggong,houqihuifubuhaodehua,shiqushenghuozilinenglidekenengyehenda。haiyouxinzang,doushigaofengxianshoushu,anbanengbunengtingguoquhaibuhaoshuo。”
tingdaozheihua,songheganggangshaoshaofangxiadexinyouzaicixuanleqilai。
songshanshuobenlaifuqinzuowanshoushuhoutajiuxiangjisonghedagedianhuashuoyisheng,rangtafangkuanxin,jieguosongheshoujidabutong。muqinyouxiangzhexiaoerzikenengshizuoyelihuocheshuizhele,padanwuerzixiuxi,jiumeirangzaida。
songheneixinyizhensuanchu,muqinbuguanshenmeshihou,kaolvwentidoushixianweizijidehaizizhexiang。
“anbayesuanmingda。”songshanjiezheshuodao:“jiuhuchegangxiagaosu,daxuejiuxialeqilai,zheixueyaoshizaoxiayihui,jiuhuchegujidoumeifakaiguolai,anbapashijianchibudaoyiyuanle。”
“yedeganxierenjiayuanzhang,haishihaorenduoa。”songhegantandao,suiranmeikuanglaobandezuofabudidao,danshiyebunengquanguairenjia,bijingfuqindebingdequeshiyouhaojinianle,zheicikuangnanyezhishiyigeyouyin。
songhelazhefuqinmanshilaojiandeyoushou,manmandimosuozhe,xiaoshengxunwendao:“ge,zuotianbushigaianbaxiuxima?tazahaipaoqushangban?”
“yougegongyoujialilinshiyoujishi,ranganbadinglegeban。ai,yaoburanyemeizheihuishile。anbadingbandeneigegongyouzuotianyelijiulaidianhuale,shuoanbashititashoudeshang,denghuiquzhihoujianbadianqianbuchangyixia。”
“buguoneirenhualihuawaideyisi,tayejibuleduoshao。yilaineirenjialiqueshiyemeishenmeqian,erlaibijingdangbandeqitagongyoudoupaochulaile,anbameipaochulaizhuyaohaishianbazijidewenti。”
“shayisi?jiuanbayigeshoushangle?”
跨越千年的倒霉蛋,还能回家吗