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小说简介

yiwanjiedechuanyuezhongshengticaixiaoshuo《kuayueqianniandedaomeidan，hainenghuijiama》shi“qishixiansheng”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshisonghezhengqian，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：zaiguaijindiantitingdeshunjian，songhekandaomuqinhegegeyijiuzhanzaibingfangmenkou，xiangzheibianzhangwangzhe，kandaosonghezhuanshen，youxiangtahuilehuishou。……

精彩章节

erlinglingbanianyuandan，fengxuesinvedequnshanzhizhong，yiliangpikahuanhuandixingshizaiwanyandeshanlushang。chedengxianglijianbansikaiyemu，zhaojianqianfangpianpianxuehuafenfenyangyang，rufeiepuhuobanzhuangxiangboli，youbeikuaisubaidongdeyuguaqituixiangliangbian。

chexiangnei，lianggenianqingrenshensejiaolv。jiashiyuanzhengqiandiaozhexiangyan，yanjingsisididingzheqianfangkuaiyaobeijixuefugaizhudeshanlu，youxinchongchongdishuodao：“laosong，zanbunengzaiwangqiankaile。zheixueyuexiayueda，qianbuzhecunhoubuzhediande，zankebiebeikunzaizheile。”

“xing，nichaxiadaohangditu，zanmenjiujinzhaogedifangzhuxiaba。”fujiashangdesongherouleroutonghongdeyanjing，shenshenditanlekouqi。

zhengqianjiangchetingzailubian，yibianchakandaohangditu，yibiananweidao：“nibiezheji，songshudebing，shuodaodihaishiqiandewenti，wohuiquzhaowobaxianjiedianjini，jiurenyaojin。”

“laozheng，younizheijuhuajiugoule，zheixienianniyemeishaobangwomenjia，wobunengguanghaonizheiyizhifeiyangya。kuangqiezheibushisanqianwuqiandeshi，jiusuannibatongyi，nineihoumanengtongyi？zheikeshihaojishiwan！”

“neiwozaizhaowoqinmajiedian！”

“zhenbuyongle，niqinmaneidianqian，kongpayezaojiujinlenineigehoudiedeyaobaole。”

“ai，nishuowozheiliangdieliangma，meiyouyigerangrenshengxinde，diemabushao，wentigengduo。”

“nibiecaoxinle，gejiayougejiadenanchu。wobadeshi，haishiwozijilaixiangxiangbanfaba。”

“ninengxiangshabanfa？nimenjiadeqingkuanghaiyongwoshuoma？nigeqianniancaijiedehun，gennisaozikaideneigexiaofandianyijingbanimenjiadejixuquanhuaguangle，haijielebushaoqianba？zanliangdoushiquniancaigongzuo，woyigeyueyiqianwu，nisanqian，nishangnaerjieqianqu？laojiadeqinqihaiyoushei？zanmenlaojianeiqiongxiangpirangde，nengnachuqianerbabaijiubucuole，ninengcoujigeqian？”

zhengqiandanleyixiayanhui，jixushuodao：“zhibingjiurenyaojin，huiquwojiuzhaowobajie，zenmezhewoxianzaihaishitaweiyideerzi，chenzhewoneihoumahaimeisheng，shuobudinghainengjiedian。zheiyaoshidengtashengle，kejiubuhaoshuole，tingwobashuotadouzhaorenchale，shigenanhai。”

“ai。”songhezaicitanleyikouqi，yinweizhengqianshuodedoushishihua，yanxiatahaizhenbuzhidaozhaosheinengjiedaozheimeduoqian。

“wozhidaozheihuishuobiejineidoushikonghua，zheishigesheishenshangdoushizheji，danshixianzaibijinghaimeidaowulukezoudedibu。fanzhengwolianpihou，zhaowobayaoqianyoubushiyiciliangcile。zaishuole，woshitaerzi，erzizhaolaoziyaodianqianjiuren，neishijidedeshi，jianglaidouyoufubao，tamengangongchengderendouxinzheige，nijiufangxinba。eduile，woyeshigangongchengde。”

zhengqianjixushuodao：“buguohuashuohuilai，nizheirenyaozhangxiangyouzhangxiang，yaoshengaoyoushengao，youshimingpaidaxuebiye，xinggehaitebieleguan，zajiumeiyounagefupokanshangnini？shuo，shibushiyourenkanshangni，nixianqirenjiaxuniangbanlao？”

suiranzhidaozhengqiankaiwanxiaoshiweilehuanjiezijidejiaolvhejinzhang，erqieliangrenzhijianshuohuayeconglaimeiyoushenmeguji，bijingjiaoqinghentie，danshisonghequeshizhongwufawanquanpingjingxialai，xinlihaishiqianguazheyuanzaiwubaigongliwaidefuqin。

songhekuxiaoleyixia，dingzhechuangwaidedaxue，gantandao：“zheihuiyaoshiyounagefupoyuanyichuqianjiuwoba，bieshuoxuniangbanlao，fengyunyoucun，jiushizhangdechoudian，woyerenle，jiupawomabutongyi。”

songhezhuantoukanleyanzhengqianshoulidedaohang，cuicudao：“biexiachedanle，ganjinzhaodifang，zheihuixueyuexiayueda，nizheiyishendefeiroubupaleng，wopa。”

“zhidaole，zheibuzhengzaizhaoma。”

songhehezhengqianshihenantongxianghaoyou，daxiaojiuyiqidushushangxue，zhihouyouzaitongyigechengshishangdaxue。zhengqianzaizhuankeyuanxiaodutumugongcheng，songhezaimingpaidaxueyanjiuwulixue。biyehouliangrenyoudouzaiwuhangongzuo，zhengqianzaijianzhugongdizuoanquanyuan，songhezaiyanjiusuogaokeyan。

songhedefuqinyizhizailaojiameikuangdagong，muqinwunong。zhengqiandefuqinduonianqiangenrengaojianzhu，chenzhefangdichandepengbofazhan，jinianxialaizhenglebushaoqian，jieguoyefanlehenduonanrenyouqianhouchangfandecuowu，genyigenianqingmaomeidenvzihaoshangle，lihunhoucaichandabandoujilezhengqiandemuqin，jieguozhengqiandemuqinyoujizhengqianzhaolegehoudie。

yuandanfangjia，songheyuanbendasuanhuiqukankanfumu，jieguozhengqianfeiyaolazhesonghedaoshennongjiawan。meicengxiangjintianyeli，songhejiujiedaolemuqindalaidedianhua，dezhifuqinzaoyukuangnan，beijiuchulaishirenyijinghunmi，songdaoyiyuanjianchahoucaifaxianfuqinnaochuxue，xuyaozuokailushoushu。

lingwaihaichachufuqinyouduoniandenaoweisuohenaogeng，ruguozaibuzhiliaodehua，zhangqipiantanwochuangkenengdoushixiaoshi，yanzhongdehuasuishidouyoushengmingweixian。xueshangjiashuangdeshisonghedefuqinhaichachuxinzangyeyouwenti，yexuyaoshoushu。gaoangdeshoushufeiyijingbushisonghejianenggouchengshoudeqile。

songhefuqinzaoyukuangnanshizuotianbangwanshifen，xianliyiliaotiaojianbuzu，jiandanchuliwanwaishanghoujiuzhuanyuandaolezhengzhoudeyiyuan。songhedemuqinbenyiweizhishijiandandehunmi，gueryizhimeiyoutongzhisonghe。zhidaobanye，yiyuandejianchajieguochulaihou，cailianxidesonghe。

jiedaomuqindedianhuahou，zhengqianlikekaizhetalaodiesongjitadepika，daizhesonghelianyewanghuigan。zenliaochufashihaihaohaode，zouzhezouzhedaxuejiuxialeqilai，yizhiyuxianzaihennanzaiwangqiankaile。

“zhaodaole。”zhengqiandehuadaduanlesonghedesixu。

“congqianmianneigelukouzuoguaiguoqu，youyitiaoxiaolu，kaigeshijigongliyougexiaozhen，shilizheizuijindele，zanmenjiudaoneiquzhuba。”

“xing，nikanzhekaiba。zheixuehaibuzhidaoshenmeshihounengting，mingtiankongpadezuohuochehuiqule。”songhebianshuobiannachushouji，zhunbeijimuqindagedianhua，zaixunwenxiafuqindeqingkuang。

bujiuzhihou，zhengqiankaizhecheguaishangleyitiaoxiaolu，liangbianshangaolinmi，daoluwanyanquzhe。songhedizhetouzhengzhunbeidadianhua，zhengqianturanyigejicha，suijicheliangmengdewangzuobianyiguai，cheweiyishuai，pikazhizhidizhajinlelubiandeshenkenglitinglexialai。

“zenmehuishi？”songhejinghunweidingdiwendao。

“nimeikanjian？gangcaiyougerencongcheqianmianfeiguoqule！”zhengqianjingkongdishuodao。yigegaobadude“fei”zi，jiangzhengqianneixindejinghuangbaoluwuyi。

zhengqiansuijidakaichemen，xiachechakan。

“niyanmeihuaba？”songheyibianxiacheyibianshuodao：“zheihuangshanyelingde，chulezanliangnayoushei？haifeiguoqu，wuxiaxiaoshuokanduole？”

zhengqianhesonghexiache，faxiancheliangxiezhetingzailubiandekengli，zuohoulunyijingxuankong。liangrenzaichesizhoukanlekan，chulemaomideshulin，shenmedoumeiyou。

“zhenshiyigeren，womeikancuo，wohaikandaotadejiaocaidaoleyinqinggaishang，ranhouyixiajiufeizoule。”zhengqiandeshengyindoushizhandoude，buzhishidongdehaishihede。

shuozhe，zhengqiancongchelinachushoudiantong，zhaolezhaoyinqinggai，guorankandaoyinqinggaidejixueshangyouyigeqingxidejiaoyin，keshicheqianfangqueliangerenyingdoumeiyou，xuedishangyemeiliuxiarenhexueji，shuomingyemeiyourenshoushang。

“youjiaoyin，jiubuhuishigui，guidoushipiaozhede，buhuiliuxiajiaoyin，zaishuozheishishangnayougui？”zhengqiankenengbeihedebuqing，lianwuguilundoubanlechulaianweiziji。

yinweiyemeiyoufaxianxueji，zhengqianneixinandinglebushao。

“nikekanqingneirenshicongnabianmaochulaidema？”songhewendao。

“wozhikandaotaturanchuxianzaicheqianmian，caileyixiayinqinggai，ranhoujiuxiaoshile，haoxiangshicongcheyoubianmaochulaide。”

songhecongzhengqianshoulijieguoshoudiantong，xiangshanluyoubianzixizhaolezhao，youkanlexiaqitafangxiang，shuodao：“zheisizhoudoushishuheqiaobi，meiyounengrangrenturanbengchulaidedifang。ruguozheigerenshicongqiaobishangmiantiaoxialaide，tajiubukenengzhishicaichuyigejiaoyin，kendinghuibeichezhuangshang，yinqinggaishangdexuekendingyehuibeimodiao。”

songheyouzhaolezhaoyinqinggai，jixufenxidao：“zheimeqingxidejiaoyin，shuomingtacaishangqudeshunjian，jiuyijikuaidesudutiaolechuqu，genbenjiumeiyouheyinqinggaijiechu，zheixianranshiweibeiwulixuejibenchangshide。”

“nidaodi......daodixiangshuosha？”zhengqianjiejiebabadiwendao。

“nixianbachedaochulai，wozaizixikanxiazhouwei。”shuozhe，songhenazheshoudiantong，jixuzaicheliangzhouweichakanleqilai。

songhexinlihenqingchu，yinqinggaishangdejiaoyinyijingzhengming，ganggangdequeyourenchuxianguo，erzheigerenxianranbushiputongren。cirendechuxian，juebukenengzhishiweilejiandandeliuxiayigejiaoyin，dingranhaiyouqitamude，xiangbicishihaiyinzangzaifujin。

zhengqianzuanjincheli，fadongzhihouchangshizhebachedaochulai，keshipikashihouquche，youyouyigechelunxuankong，zhengqianshileduoci，chelunzhishikongzhuandahua，pikahaitingzaiyuandiwensibudong。yankandaochewuwang，zhengqianzhidefangqi。

“zheixiamafanle，laosong，zanmenkongpadezoudaozhenshangle，mingtianzaijiaodaolujiuyuanba。”zhengqianzaicichakanleyixiadaohang，quedingzhixuyanzheyanqianzheitiaoluyizhizoujiunengdaozhenshangzhihou，xihuoxiache，zhunbeihansonghebeishangbaobuxingqianwangxiaozhen。zhengqianzoudaochewei，faxiansongheyidongbudongdizhanzaineier，shoudiantongzhaoxiangyuanfang。

“laosong，ketingdaoni？shangchenaxingli，zanmenganjinzouba，chejiuliaozheile，mingtiankongpanideyigerenzuohuochehuiqule。ei，nigeneiyidongbudongdekanshalai？”

zhengqianzoudaosongheshenbian，gangxiangzhuaizhesongheshangchenaxingli，songhequeturanzhuazhuzhengqiandegebo，qiaoqiaodishuo：“buyaodong，nikanneili。”

zhengqiannengganjuedaosonghedezuoshouzaibutingdizhandou，shunzheshoudiantongdeguangwangqu，zhengqianhedeyi**zuozailedishang！

zhijianshijimiwaidedengguangxia，yigeshenchuanzisezhangpao，shouchisanchilijiandezhongniannanzi，bizhidizhanzaishushaoshang，wensibudong！