陛下，臣妾骂人好听吗？
《陛下，臣妾骂人好听吗？》 小说介绍
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《陛下，臣妾骂人好听吗？》 陛下，臣妾骂人好听吗？第3章 免费试读
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lichengxiangkoushou，shengyinbeichuang。
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“非议？”
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“还是说，”
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zuihouyisheng“ng”weiweishangyang，daizhehaobuyanshideweixie。
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“neijiuduoxiangdianzhengshi。”
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冷宫？！
neidifang……jinquhainengyoumingchulai“ticha”？！
bixiazheinalishiweixie，zheishi**luodeyaominga！
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gangcaihaikangkaijiangdelaochenmen，cikequandoujinruohanchan，etoujinjintiezhebinglengdedizhuan，liandaqidoubuganchuan。
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“shi……shi……chendenggaotui……”
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jinduan、yuqi、xiangliao……linlangmanmu，quetouzheyiguzixiaoxinyiyidekuitanheyanbuyouzhongdebajie。
liukeqiaozheerlangtui——zheidongzuotazuoqilaihaiyoudianbieniu，zheishentirourenxingbucuo，dangujiasihubutaizhichitayiqianneizhonghaofangdetanzi——zhihuizhechuntao：
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zhengnaozhe，waimianxiaotaijianjianshengtongchuan：
“陛下驾到——”
liukeyanjingyiliang，pingguoheyireng，linzhefansuodequnbaijiuxiangwangwaichong，jieguochadianbeizijidejiaobangegouchishi。
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“maomaozaozao，shuaizhelezenmeban？”
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fumuchuanshixiao，gualexiatadebizi：
“nixiangduisheijiuduishei，buyongdengdanghuanghou。xianzaijiuxing。”
“真的？”
liukeyanjingfangguang，suijiyouzeixixidiyadishengyin，
“nei……yaoshineixielaogubandachenzaishuowohuaihuani？wonengbunengmahuiqu？”
“骂。”
fumuchuanyuqipingdan，quedaizhejueduidezongrong，“mabuguojiugaosuzhen，zhenbangnima。”
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“hahahashuang！zheichuanyuezhile！laogongnizuihaole！”
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yiweibaifalaoyushichuixiongdunzu。
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mandianwenwu：“！！！”
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