陛下来吃鸡
《陛下来吃鸡》 小说介绍
wanjiexiaoshuo《lusanqizhaomingchuan》youbixialaichijiqingxinchuangzuodeyibenyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaodasheng，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：lusanqiyichaodaizhechijizuitiezhuangbeizhibentianyuan，guangrongdechengweileyige——nongcunshaguniang？！laodiezaosi，daniangyaobatajiacunlideershazihaojitaerzihuanqin？haishuoweitahao？xinshijinvhanzinengren？jia？hehe，mounvyishouakyishoudilei，xiaoyiyingyingmianduidaniang。fengtaida，ninengzaishuoyibianbu？yishixinshanjianlegebinggui，meixiangdaozheibingguibujinbazhantachuanghaiyaobazhanta？lusanqi：wokannishimeiaiguozou！zhaomingchuan：nvren，guarenrennihenjiule！lusanqijuedebatanaozieshoule，rane……...
《陛下来吃鸡》 第五章 碰瓷 免费试读
shandonglihuodui“beng”debaoleyisheng，huoxingzisijian，zhaodeshibishangyinanyinvdeyingzihuanglehuang。
suhuashuoganchailiehuo，benshinannvhaoshi，xianzailusanqishizhendeyoudianshanghuo。
“dage，gaishuodewodoushuole，nengbieyazhewolebu？”
renzhenshenshileyibianlusanqineizhangzangxixidexiaolian，nanrenzhongyufangeshentangzailelingyibian。
lusanqizheicaikandaotashuangtuixuelinlinde，xiangshiyoushang。
zheigeyangzidounengbatayadao？zhenshiwurutayishiyingming！
“keke！dengtianliangle，wozhaodaohuicundelumashanglikai，dage，rongwojiesuyisuha！”
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duzihaimeitianbao，lusanqijianqidishangneikuaiyezhurou，paiyipaihuisaijinzuili，kandenanrenzhizhoumei。
yo？haixianqile？ebusita！
“给我烤一块。”
heng！haibushiyaoqiuzheigegunainai？
lusanqijiazhuangmeitingjian，youyaoleyikou，zizimaoyou，xiangdelei。
haimeideseliangmiao，shenhouyiliang，nanrendetoukaozaitajiantou，“tingbujianwoshuohua？”
“woqunidayede！”lusanqisanfennuqifenjing，yibazhangpaishangqufanbeinanrenzhuazhuwanghouyiguai。
“xiaoguniangzenmezuibajiubunengfangganjingdian？”
zijiyoubushishenmemingmenshunv，tachiledoufuhaixiangchizijideyezhurou，haixiangrangzijishuoshenmehaohua？
lusanqixinlineigehuo，naihezijijibururen，zhihaorenqitunsheng。
“dage，wocuole，kanni，zheimejidong！duojiumeichiroula？lailailai，xiaodejininkao！”
geboshangliqiyisong，lusanqijuedegutouyaosuile。
zhenshidianerbei，haoburongyidatouyezhuhainengpengshangzheimegeshaxing！
zhongyuyongroudushanglezui，lusanqishengpabanyezheinanrenshouxingdafabazijijibanle，suozaijiaoluochenglehaojiu，zhongyuyanpizidajiashuileguoqu。
huoguangzhong，nanrenqueturanzhengkaiyandaliangqitalai。
“kanchuanzhe，yinggaishifujindecunmin，xianzaixingdongbubian，buruxiangenzhetaxiuyangyiduanshijian。”
nanrentaochubeihoubaoguolidejinnangkanleyiyan，zhongzhongtanleyikouqi。
“lusanqi！lu！san！qi！”kejianlubajiaopingshidefanhaishimeiyoubaichi，tianhaimeiliang，tadehoushengchaoxingleshanxiazhenggecunzideji，redezhongrenfenfengenzhelaikanrenao。
“tingshuolujianeiyatoushangshandayezhuyiwanshangmeihuilai？”
“kebushi，bajiaodoushangquxunqula！”
“zuowanjiutingtajiakukutitizaichaoshenmeni？zhunshirendiula！”
zheixiahaole，tianyebugengle，jiyebuweile，yixingrenhaohaodangdanggenzhelusanqishangleyezhuling。
“xue！”ludongdongneixiaoyatouyanjingjian，yixiazijiukanjiancaodishangdexueji。
zhongrenzhakaileguo，danqiedejigedoubuganjixuwangqianzoule。
“shuobudinggutoudoubeichimeila！haizhaoshenmea，huiquba！”
“jiushi，denghuierzaimaotouyezhuchulai，nilujiajiujuehoula！”
zhiyoulubajiaoyaozheyadouzhetuijixuwangqian，huoyaojianrensiyaojianshi，jiusuantajiesile，tayeyaobashititaihuiqumaizailujiazufen！
“nimenjiwogunhuiqu！biezaizheiliaishouaijiao！”
danxiaodeludongdongyijingbaozhelixiaolankuleqilai，lixiaolanyezheji，naiheyouxinwuli，zuizhonghaishihuilecunli。
“陆！三！七！”
lubajiaodepoluosangzixiangchezhenggeshanlin，naihelusanqigenbenjiujibudezijizheigemingzi，zaiweimiedehuoduipangshuidezhengxiang，hanbaobao？a，jiwolaiyikou。
naodaiyiteng，jinzaiyanqiandehanbaobaodunshixiaoshi。
“sheia？zhaodaa？”haoburongyimengdaoshangbeizidedongxi，rongyima！
zhengkaiyanlusanqijiukanjianneinanrenzuodongkouzhilezhiyuanchuyigerenying。
“haoxiangyourenlaizhaonile。”
“ng？”yizhenkuangxi，lusanqidunshibengqilai，chaoyuanchuyiwang，hahahaha，bangmangkangzhuderenlaile！
“lubajiao！zhei！zheili！wu！”
ganghanleyisheng，lusanqijiubeipudaole。zheinanrenshugoude？tajiuzheimehaopu？
“ni，buyaodecunjinchia！wogaosuni，balaoniangfangle，kannidujulaorenyigekelian，yihouwoshuobudinghaisongdiankouliangjini，yaoburan……”
zheigounanrengenbenbujitafahenhuadejihui，fanerwenlegemomingqimiaodewenti。
“他喊你陆三七？”
“guanni……”youshibishou，zheigaisidebishouzenmeyoupaotashoushangqule？
“tinghaole，laoniangxingbugengmingzuobugaixing，xinglumingsanqi，ting，qing，chu，le？”
lusanqiyaoyaqiechi，zicongchuanyueguolai，tadiyicizheimeqingxidituluzheigeqianshendemingzi。
nanrenlengleyixia，xiangshiyouxiebuganxiangxin，songxiedeyishunjianbeilusanqixianfanzaidi。
“hahaha！yalewoliangcizhongyubeiwodaidaojihuiyahuilaileba！”
zuozainanrenyaoshangdelusanqixiaodechangkuang，shuowancaifajuehaoxiangnaliyoudianbudui。
buguanle，fanzhengzhaoluhuicunyaojin。
“lubajiao！nijiejiewozaizheili！”
lusanqi，lubajiao，guoranshita，beiyazaishenxiadenanrenzuijiaoluchuyisibuyichajuedexiaorong。
denglubajiaoganguolaideshihou，yanqianjiushiyifunvshangnanxiadehuamian。
pianpianneinanrenshenqinghaiyouyisixiangshoushizenmehuishi？
“lusanqi，zheicaiyigewanshang，nijiurenbuzhuhuohailiangjiashaonanni？”
lusanqiditoukankanneigegounanren，ng，yibubiti，woqu……
“nineigewochuodenaodaiguaxiaxiangshenmeni？nijiewochadianbeizheinanrennongsi！”
haoxiang，haishiyoudianqiyi，lubajiaoshenqinggengjiaguiyile。
“a！fanzheng，kuaidiandaiwohuicun！”
zheiyitianyiyemeihuiqu，doubuzhidaojialineiyilaoyixiaozenmeyangle。
lubajiaozanshibeitangzaidishangdeyezhuxiyinlezhuyili。
“nijingranzhendadaoyezhule？”
“heng，neidangranle。”lusanqishuaishuaitoufa，“zou，huicunlingshangqu！”
“dengdeng，nishalewojiadezhubugaibuchangwome？”
lusanqihuaiyizheinanrenzhendeyoushixinfeng，“nijiadezhu？”
“tajiaobeibei，woyanglesannianduole，qinruxiongdi，zuowanwoyishenfanxian，shuaixiashibiqujiuta，naihehaishiwanleyibu。”
nanrenshuozheshengleiqixia，wa，zheigeyanji，aosikameipaolea！
“xianzaiwoyeyincizhongshang，shuangtuicanji，niduozoulewozuiaidezhu，haiyaozheiyangyizoulezhi，wo……”
lusanqimantouheixian，neibianlubajiaoyijingtongqingdiyongbaozhulezheigegounanren。
“wojiushuotazenmekenengzheimerongyidadaoyezhu，yuanlaishiniyangdea，duibuqia，daxiongdi，wozheijiecongxiaojiubaozao……”
我去……他大爷的！