《说我废柴老师?学生手撕鹰酱战机没问题吧!》 小说介绍
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第3章
警察怎么来了?!
kandaojingchazhifudeyichanei,zhenggebangongshidunshiyouxiesaoluan。
“什么情况?”
bushaolaoshimianseyibian,tingtamendehuayu,zheisihushichongzhelinsulaide!
“linsubuhuifanshenmeshileba?”
tamenqieqiesiyu,shenqingguguaidepieleyiyanyouxiemengbidelinsu,
cishiwaimianbujinjinyoujingcha,shenzhihaiweizhemimimamadejizhe,bushaoshexiangjizhengzai“kacakaca”defengkuangpaishezhe!
“woshijinghaijingchajufujuzhangzhangmingyuan,linsuzaima?!”
yanjianbangongshiyishijiandairuomuji,zhangmingyuanzaicihanleyisangzi。
“在的,在的!”
daoshigaochenxianfanyingguolai,lianmangzhizhepangbiandelinsushuodao,“juzhangtongzhi,tajiuzaineili!!!”
tashenqingjidong,neimoyang,genxiongshaxianchangzhirenzuifanyiyang。
youyoujingchayouyoujizhede,zheibushituotuodelaizhuarenlema!
gaochenxinzhongkuangxi,naparujinlinsujiaoxuechengjiburuta。
danzhiyaolinsuhaizaiyitian,taxinlijiubushufuyitian,fangfoyizhizhazhegenci!
suiranbuzhidaozheixiaozifanshenmeshile,
danwanghou,kongpalinsuyaoyongyuanbeidingzaijinghaidaxuedechiruzhushang,yibeiziwufafanshen!
“e......buzhijingchatongzhilaizhaowozuoshenme?”
linsuzhongyuzaizheishiyilianmengbidewendao。
zhangmingyuankanxianglinsu,yansudao,“doushenmeshihoule,haizaizhuangshachongleng?!”
嘶——!
bangongshineidunshixiangqileyizhendaoxiliangqideshengyin,
lianjingchajufujuzhangzheizhongdingjidedarenwudoubeijingdongleqinziqianlai!
linsudaodishisharenhaishifanghuoa?
性质这么严重吗!
“nanguaipingrilijiaoxuezhiliangzheimecha,kanlaizaojiuxinshubuzheng,paoquganpangmenzuodaole。”
“zheixiahaole,beijingchazhaoshangmenlaileba!”
youpingshizaojiukanlinsubushunyandelaoshipiepiezuidao。
“buhuide,woxiangxinlinlaoshi,zheiqizhongyidingshiyoushenmewuhui!”
jiuzaizheishi,yipangzuozhe,ganggangnapashizaigongxigaochenshihoudoumeishuohuadelinxiaxinkaikoule。
tashengdejimei,yitouheisezhangfarouroupixia,yanmourushuibantianjing。
zheiweilianxusannianbeipingwei“zuishouhuanyingyijizuimeijiaoshi”denvzi,suiranxianzaiyeyoudiangaobuqingchuzhuangkuang,danhaishikanzhelinsudebeiying,jiandingdao,“woxiangxinlinlaoshibushineiyangderen!”
“xiaxinlaoshi,womendouzhidaolinsucengjingshinizaidudaxuejiuchongbaideouxiang,zhishirujinlinsuta......ai。”
yourenyaotou,juedelinxiaxintaiguzhile,jingchadouzhaoshangmenlaile,haiyaotilinsukaituo。
dengxiatajiumingbaitacengjingdeouxiangrujinyouduobukanle。
“womenzheicilai,jiushilaizhaoniluoshiyixieshiqingde。”
meiyoulihuizhouzaodeyilunsheng,zhangmingyuanjixushuodao。
“juzhangdaren,juzhangdaren!!!”
yejiuzaizheishihou,xiaozhangyongzhongdeshentizhongyushicongmimimamaderenqunzhongzaidujilejinlai。
yijinlai,tajiuchameibaozhezhangmingyuandedatuikudiehanniangle,“wojininshuo,linsuzheijiahuoyijingbushiwomenjinghaidaxuedejiaoshile!”
“jiuzaiganggangwoyijingbatacituile,suoyishuowuluntazuijinganleshenmeshiqingdouhewomenjinghaidaxuewuguan!”
taxiangshipabeilinsuqiancheshangbanjimangxiangyaopieqingguanxi。
gaochenyeshizaizheishihoubuchongdao,“jingchatongzhiwonengzhengming!womenjinghaidaxueyixiangzunjishoufa,ruguoyourenhexuyaowomendeshiqing,womenyidinghuiquanlipeihe!”
xuanjitaniutouwangxianglinsu,yizhengyancidao,“linsu!niganleshenmeshi,haibukuaiyiwuyishishuochulai?buyaozaijiwomenjinghaidaxuemoheile!”
shuozhe,gaochenshenzhihaibijinlelinsudeweizhi,kanyangzihaixiangzaizhangmingyuanmianqianbiaoxianyixia,xianbalinsuqinzhu!
“快停下!”
fandaoshizheishihouzhangmingyuanxianjile,tadahedao,“niyaoganshenme?!”
gaochendongzuoyidun,youxiechijingdao,“juzhangtongzhi,wozheibushizaixiezhubananma?”
“办什么案!”
zhangmingyuandunshiyouxiekuxiaobude,lianmangkaikoudao,“womenzheishilaijilinlaoshisongjinqide!”
“啊?!”
xiayimiao,bujinjinshixiaozhanghegaochen,zaitingdaozheigezhaliedexiaoxihou,zhenggebangongshiwubimoqideqiqizhangdalezuiba,zhenjingchusheng!
linsu,jinqi......zheizenmexiangyewufalianxidaoyiqihaoma?!
“juzhangtongzhi,nimenshibushigaocuorenle!linsutajiushiwomenxuexiaoyigezuimoliudelaoshi,ta......”
gaochendunshiyouxiejiyanle,mangbudiexiangyaoshuoxieshenme。
“你给我闭嘴!”
张明远有些生气了。
duiyuzheigesanfanwucijiaojudejiaoshi,tahenbukeqidechushengdaduandao,“jintianzaoshangyaobushilinlaoshijishifaxianleg-310hangcigaotiedezhidongqisunhuaiwenti,kongpahuifashengyicidaozhishubairenshangwangdezhongdashigu!”
“enren!wodeenrenzainali?!”
yejiuzaizheishi,suizhemenkouyizhenjidongdejiaohanshengchuanlai。
yigezhongniannanzichonglejinlai,zaikandaolinsudeshunjianliangyanfangguang,rutongelangbanpuleguoqu!
jinjiezhe,zailinsudouhaimeifanyingguolaideshihou。
tayijingchongguolaijinjinwozhulelinsudeshou,yibabitiyibaleideshuodao,“linlaoshizhongyuzhaodaoninle!woshianxingaotiezhandeditiezhangliufu,jintianzaoshangduokuilenina!fouzehouguowodoubuganxiang!”
zhidaoxianzaitaxinzhongrengranyizhenzhenhoupa!
zheicilinsubujinshibaozhuletadewushamao,gengshibatacong“duzhi”dazuideguimenguanzhongjilalehuilai。
zheienqing,chengzhiweizaishengfumudoubuweiguo,yenanguaizheiweipingrilishenjugaoweideditiezhanzhangcishirucishitai!
xuanji,liufurangrenjiangjinqinaleguolai,didaolelinsushoushang,ganjidao,“linlaoshininshizaipaodetaikuaile,yaobushiwomentongguojiankongzhongdegongpaixinxi,zaijiashangjingchatongzhidexiezhu,kongpahaizhenzhaobudao!”
zhangmingyuanyeshiheheyixiao,shuodao,“wogangcaiwendeshihoulinlaoshihaizaizhuangbuzhidaoni,zheizhongbuweiminglidejingshenzhenshilingrenpeifu!”
shenweijingchajufujuzhang,tapingrilishenmerenmeijianguo?
daoshilinsuzheizhongzuohaoshibuliumingderangtayanqianyiliang!
“buguozheicishijiandeyingxiangshizaishitaidale,shangtouganggangyijingjuedingweilinlaoshibanfa‘haoshimin’jiang,waimianjizhemenyeyijingzhunbeihaole。”
shuozhe,zhangmingyuanreqinglaqilinsudeshou,“linlaoshi,xianzaiwomenyiqihegezhaoba,jinwandedianshitaiyejianghuibobaozheijianshiqing。”
wangzhezuoshounazhede“haoshiminjiang”,youshounazhede“mingshijiuwo”qipajinqi。
linsudezuijiaochoulechou,yingshengshengbaneiju“wozhishiganzhequshangban”jiyanlexiaqu。
“linlaoshi,qingwennindangshidexinlulichengshizenyangde?”
“linlaoshi,woshijinghairibaodejizhe,xiangwenyixia......”
yipang,wangzhejidongwubi,doukuaibahuatongsaidaolinsuzuilidezhongduocaifangjizhe。
gaochenyachidouyaoyaosuile!
tajinjinzuanzhequantou,yanmouzhongjidudehuoyanfangfoyaoningchengshizhiranshao!
sheiyemeixiangdaoshiqingjuranfashenglerucixijuxingdefanzhuan!
huixiangqizijigangganghaiyinweidedaoleyigezuishouhuanyinglaoshidetouxianerzhanzhanzixi,bingqieduizhelinsuyidunchuixu。
jieguoxianzaizheipotianderongyujiuganzhetangdezijisipilailianchaozhelinsushenshangceng!
zheimeyiduibi,zijizheichenghaobujiugenxiaohaiziguojiajiayiyangkexiaozhijima?!
“weishenme......weishenmeyoushizheiyang!”
高晨心中不断咆哮!
cishidelinsuzhongxingpengyue,ertarutongbianyuanrenyibanbeisuoyourenhushi!
mingmingzijizheixienianrucinuli......daotoulaiqueyijiushizheiyang!
gaochenyongyuanyewangbuledangchuneichangyouquanshijiesanshiliusuodingjiandaxuegongtongjubandekejidasai。
zaineigejingyinghuicui,tiancaidouzhishiruchangquandebisaishang,
linsushiyiduomekuangaoziyidezitaidiaodasuoyouyizhongtianzhijiaozi,bingqiedangzhewushurendemianshuochuneiju,“tiancaizhishijianwodemenjian!”
dangshidegaochenzhinengzaitaixiakanzhexianmu,
rujin,tasihuhaishizhinengyangwang。
“呼......”
tuleyikouqi,gaochenqiangpozijishenhuxi。
suiranbuzhidaoweihelinsuzuihouhuixuanzedidiao,chengweiyimingpuputongtongdejiaoshi。
gerennenglizaiqiangyouruhe......
rujinliangrendoushilaoshi,jiaoshuyurencaishidiyiyaowu,
mashangyaolaidaodeqimokao......zijijueduihuijiangtacaizaijiaoxia!
“haole,paizhaoba,yebunengdangetaijiule。”
zhangmingyuanjiangjizhemenshusankai,ranhoujiulazhelinsuzhunbeipaizhao。
tazhanzuo,liufuzhanyou,liangweidingjidalaohenmoqidiranglinsuzhanzailezhongjiandecwei。
“dengyixia,dengyixia!”
zheishihou,xiaozhangtianzhezhangliancouleguolai,“juzhangdaren,wonengbunengyeshangjingyixia?”
zhangmingyuanlele,zheilaodongxilianpihaizhenshihou,“xiaozhangtongzhi,niganggangbuhaishuolinlaoshihenimenjinghaidaxuemeiyourenheguanxilema,nilaicoushenmerenao?”
xiaozhanglaolianyihong,lianmangbaishoudao,“meiyoumeiyou!gangcaishiwoluanshuode,womenhelinlaoshidehetongkehaizaini,falvzhengmingletahaishiwomenjinghaidaxuedeyifenzi!”
“genghekuanglinlaoshineishishenmeren?takeshiwomenjinghaidaxuedebaobei,womenzenmekenengshedefangzou?”
talianmangduizhelinsuhuanshangyifuchanmeidebiaoqing,“nishuoshiba,linlaoshi?”
linsuyizhenwuyu,guaibudenengdangxiaozhang,zheihoulianpidegongfuhaizhenbushikaiwanxiaode。
tadaoyemeizhunbeihexiaozhangsipolian,zhishidandanxiaodao,“neixiaozhang......wodegongzi?”
“shuangbei......bu,yihoutidaosibei!!”
“zuijintongqinzuoditieyoudianlei......”
“womashangjinipeiche!”
“kewogangganghaibuxiaoxinsunhuailejiaoxueloudetianhuaban......”
“shenmesunhuai,linlaoshinizheishizaizuoshiyan,shiwomenjiaoxueloudezhiliangbugouhao,gongshangfeimashanganpaishang!”
“行了行了。”
yanjianzhexiaozhangdoukuaibazijidexiaozhangbangongshidoujinuochulairangzijiyong。
linsulianmangdaduan,henhenqiaoleyibizhuganghoutayemeidecunjinchi,“neixiaozhangnijiuzhanpangbianba。”
“好咧好咧。”
cishidexiaozhangnalihaiyouzhiqianneishengqilingrendemoyang?
meizizidequzuibianbianzhanzhele。
duiyutamenzheigecengciderenwulaishuo,zhengjishangderongyuneikeshiduoshaoqiandouhuanbulaide!
zheicibujinshita,jiulianzhenggejinghaidaxueyezhendeshizhanlelinsudeguang!
“咔嚓——!”
相机定格。
jizhemennadaoxinwenxinmanyizudeliqu。
daoshizhangmingyuanheliufujuranhaimeizou。
linsuyihuodekanletamenlianggerenyiyan。
shiqingdoubanwanlezheilianggelaodengzenmehailaizhe,mofeihaixianghekoucha?
xiangshikanchulelinsuxinzhongdeyihuo,zhangmingyuanheheyixiao,shaojiandezhenzhuoleyixia,erhoucaishuodao,“qishilinlaoshi。”
“womenzheicilaizhaoni......zhuyaohaiyouyijianshi。”
 
                 说我废柴老师?学生手撕鹰酱战机没问题吧!
                                说我废柴老师?学生手撕鹰酱战机没问题吧!