说我废柴老师？学生手撕鹰酱战机没问题吧！
《说我废柴老师？学生手撕鹰酱战机没问题吧！》 小说介绍
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《说我废柴老师？学生手撕鹰酱战机没问题吧！》 第2章 免费试读
第2章
“高达？”
听着林苏的话，
suqianqianyouxieeran，danhaishihuranhonglexialian，chengshihuida，“wojiushiyinweixihuangaodajijia，caixiangyaozuoyigexiaoxingfeixingjiqirende。”
“很好。”
wenyan，linsuxiaodao，“neiwojiujiaonizenmejiangtagaichenggaoda！”
suqianqianyouxiezhenjing，“linlaoshi......nibuhuizaipianwoba？”
gaoda，neibushidonghualimiancaiyoudema？
zheiyeshinengzaochulaidedongxi？！
jianzhuang，houpaidenantongxuemendunshimanlianbushuangdeyilunqilai，“made，shangkebuzayang，chuiniupidaoshitinglihaide。”
“womenshilaishangke，haishikantalaidiaoxinvtongxuede？”
suqianqianshijinghaidaxuegongrendedameinv。
xianran，qiyutongxuedoujuedelinsuzheishipoguanziposhuai，gancuizhijiezaishangkeshijianpaonvtongxuele。
“wei，xiongdi，bashoujinachulai，zheizhongqinshouburudelaoshi，daoshihoupaishipinyifadaowangshang，kendingrangtashenbaiminglie，zhijiegunchuwomenjinghaidaxue！”
“keyi，wokaishiluzhile......haizaogaoda，chuiniuyebushizheimechuideba！”
houpaiyounantongxueyijingtaochushouji，duizhunlinsusuozaideweizhile。
linsumeifaxianhoupaitongxuemendeyiyang，suikoushuolehaojizhongcailiao，rangsuqianqianqucailiaoshina。
ertabenrenzeshixinshenchenruxitongzhizhong，zixixunzhaoheshideshengjifangan。
xitongjidefangandongbudongjiushijiqianzhong，yejiutazheizhonggaocaishengcainengcongzhongzhaochushihedele。
dengtaquedinghaofangan，suqianqianyeganghaohuilaile。
“linlaoshi，zheixiecailiao......zhendenengzaochugaodama？”
wangzheshouzhongpengzhedecailiao，suqianqianrenbuzhuwendao。
linsurangtanade，yaomeshiyixietingdoumeitingshuoguodecailiao，yaomeshiyixiegongrendefeiwucailiao。
jiuzheixiewolongfengchujiaqilai，haixiangzaogaoda？
“没错，足够了。”
linsushiyisuqianqianjiangcailiaofangzaiyipang，zhenduitadewentihuidadao，“womenxingqiukuangchanziyuanfengfu，qizhongcailiaogengshishubushengshu，napadaorujin，quankexuejiewajuechulaidecailiaozhixiaoyongtudeyecai40%，youxiecailiaobushimeiyong，zhishikexuejiehaimeiyanjiuchulaibale！”
“biruzheikuai“wuyangang”，fajueyudixiawushiduomideyanceng，kexuejiepubianrenweiqiyingdutaicha，wufayongzuogongyecailiao。”
“但实际不然。”
linsushenmiyixiao，zaichaoshenkejiyouyandefenxixia，wuyangangdesuoyouyongfadoubeixiangxiluolie，zheizhishiqizhongzhiyi。
tasuishounaqilejiujingdengheyipingtansuanjiarongye，“ruoshijiangqipaozaitansuanjiarongyezhizhong，zaijiujingdengranshaoxiayongyangqicuihua，neimetadefenzijiegoujianghuizhongzu，yingdujianghuibijingangshihaikepa！”
qinzishifanwan，linsujiangneikuaichuliguodewuyangangfangzhe，caoqiyigedachuizijiuhenhenzalexiaqu！
砰——！
一声巨响！
jieguoshangmianliangeaoxiandoumeiyou！
suqianqiankandezuibadazhang，xinzhongchongmanhairan！
shenweijinghaidaxuedexuesheng，lilunzhishifengfudetahenqingchuzheidaibiaozheshenme！
yidanjintianwuyangangzheizhongquanxindechulifangfabeigongzhiyuzhong，daibiaozhedeshenzhishizhenggegongyediguodegaigehexipai！
zheizhongcailiaonengbeiguangfanyunyongyujunshi，jianzhu，yunshu！
kexianzai，zijidelaoshijiuzheiyangsuiyizhanxianzaizijimianqian，jiuweilejizijizaogegaoda？！
“zhiyouzheizhongcailiao，cainengkangzhugaodayunxingshidegaowenyijizhengqi。”
linsushuodao，“zhiyumoxingma，laoshizhishifuzezhidianni，zheiyaokaonizijicaozuole。”
suqianqiandaidaidediandiantou。
cishisizhouyijingyoubushaoqiyutongxueweishanglaile。
tamenyebeilinsuganggangdexingweijizhenzhule，buyouzizhuweileshanglai，yanjingsisidingzheyizhabuzha！
zheigewangrilijiangkerangdajiadoutingbudonghaikeshuidelaoshizaijintianfangfoyouzhongshenqidemoli，laolaozhuazhulesuoyourendezhuyili！
“cailiaojiejue，jiexialaijiushiranliaodewentile。”
linsujixushuodao，“ranliaobixunengtigongqiangdadetuijinliyijiyongyoubusudekechixushijian，fouzewufazhichigaodadeyunzuo。”
“tuijinlihaibuhaoshuo，kechixushijianbushihenjiandanma？duosaidianranliaojiuhaole。”
zheishipangbianyouyiweitongxuejianyidao。
“不。”
linsuyaoyaotou，“gaodazheizhongjingmijijiadezhongliangjisuanbixushiwanmeide，duosairanliaorongyirangjijiadewendingxingshiheng，genghekuang......wozheihaiyougengwanmeideranliao！”
tanaqilejiaoluobuqiyandeyikuailanseyuanxingzhuangshitou。
dunshiyourenrenchu，zhenjingdao，“rantieshi？zheibushixiaohaiguonianzaidishangshuaizhewandedongxima？！”
rantieshishiyizhongbuwendingwuzhi，zaijudadechongjilixiahuiliekaibaozha，danyouyubaozhashizaitaiweixiao，chuleyishanershidehuoguangshadoumeiyou，yushichengweilexiaopihaimenpingriliaiwandedongxi。
“linlaoshi，nibuhuizaihunongwomenba？”
yourenhuaiyidao，juedelinsuzaipianren。
linsuyaoyaotou，dao，“nimendoutuiyuanxie，jiexialaihuihenkepa。”
zhongrenyizhenmangran，jiuyigexiaohaizishuaizhewandedongxi，youbiyaozheiyangzixingshidongzhongma？
danxiangguixiang，suoyourenhaishizijuetuihoulehaojimi。
linsunazherantieshi，younaguoyipingliusuanrongye，jiangliusuanquanbudaolejinqu。
gaofushixingdeliusuanfugairantieshi，danquegenbenmeiyouduirantieshizaochengrenhebianhua！
“怎么会？！”
zhongrendunshizhenjing，liusuanjuranhuirongjiebulezheimeyikexiaoxiaodeshitou？！
zheiliangzhongdongxidoubushaojian，danpingshigenbenmeiyourenhuizheimewuliao，naliusuanqupota！
linsuxiaodao，“haoxicaiganggangyaokaishini！”
taxuanjiyounaguoyiduiguoyanghuajiafenmo，jiangqisazairantieshibiaomianheliusuanhunhe。
jinjiezhe，tajiangchuliguoderantieshifangzaijiujingdengzhixia，erhoufeiyesidepaokai！
diyimiao，jiujingdengjingjingranshao，diermiao，rantieshidebiaomianhuranbianhong。
disanmiao，yidaoxuanlidehuoguangturancongrantieshishangbaofakailai，yitiaofangruohuolongdehuozhuzhichongxiangshang，judadebaozhashengdunshixiangchelezhengdongjiaoxuelou！
“卧槽！”
suoyouxueshengmenxiayishizhelianjianjiao。
danhaozailinsuyongdelianghenshao，neikepadehuolongzhishiyishanershi，zhishitianhuabanyijingbianchengleyipianjiaohei。
linsudunshikuzheyizhanglian。
wandan，zheixiayaobeikougongzile！
“zheiranliao......yetainitianleba！”
yipang，suqianqiantongkongzhongfangfohaicanliuzheganggangdehuoguang，nanyizhixin。
“zheixiaranliaogouyongleba？”
linsuxintengwan，kanxiangtongxuemen。
“gou，taigoule......”
tongxuemenshisheng，hesuqianqianyigefanying。
jinjinguoleduanduanjifenzhong，zheidiaocheweilaoshijuranyoujitamentaochulerucinitiandexinkeji！
jiexialai，linsuyoujisuqianqianjianglegaodaqitabuweidejutizhizuoxijie。
youxitongchupin，tazijizaigenjusuoxuetiaoxuanheshidefangan，neikendingshimeiyourenhewentide。
“听懂了吗？”
最后，林苏询问。
“wotingbudong，danshidashouzhenhan......”
suqianqianshuangyanmangran，napazaicengjingdelinsujiaodaoxiadounengwenzuonianjiqianshidetadiyiciganshoudaole“bumingjueli”deziwei。
tagankending，jintianlinlaoshisuibianloudezheiliangshou。
napanajiqitakexuejiezaojiuchengmingxujiudedaniuyedebeihededousandou！
“没事。”
linsudaoshibujieyi，“yihoushangkerenzhentingjiang，nixianhuiqudazaogekuangjia，houmianlaoshizaimanmanjiaoni。”
“好！”
suqianqianzhongxinshiqixinxin，xinzhongneiyuanbenjuedehuangmiude“gaodameng”cikexiongxiongranshao！
eryanjiansuqianqiandeshiqingjieshu，qitatongxuemendunshizuobuzhule。
fenfennachulezijideshiyansheji，zhengxiankonghoudao，“linlaoshikankanwode！”
“woxianlaide，guncu！linlaoshi，bangwokankanba！”
“weiweiwei，weidadelinlaoshi，rangwolairangwolaia！”
jiuliangangganglushipinyaoranglinsushenbaimingliedenantongxueyeshixunsuhuanlefuzuilian，pobujidaidechongdaolinsumianqianchanmeidao。
linsudiyicibeixueshengrucireliededuidai，haiyoudianbuxiguan。
lianmangshuodao，“tongxuemenzheijiekeganghaojieshule，xiajiekewomenzaijixu！”
说完直接开溜！
“别走啊林老师！”
tongxuemenrusangshibanzhuilechuqu！
......
好不容易甩开学生。
linsuyouxieleidehuidaolebangongshi。
“gaolaoshi，gongxinia，tingshuonizheiciyoushanglezuishouhuanyinglaoshiqiansan！”
“gaolaoshihaizhenshinianqingyouweia，mingmingcaiganggangruzhisannian，daidexueshengjiugegeneimelihaile。”
bangongshineicishizhengyoubushaolaoshizhengzaixiantan，cuyongzhezhongjianyiweichuanzhezhifudaizheheikuangyanjingdenanzi。
“yibanyiban，haixuyaoxiangdajiaxuexi。”
gaochenhenshideyi，danhaishizhuangchuyifuqianxudeyangzishuodao。
erzheishi，linsujinlai，bangongshiyuanbenhuoredefenweidunshiyijiang，meirenzaikaikou。
linsudedaoshudiyikeyishuoshizaijinghaidaxuerenjinjiezhi，chengweilebushaojiaoshichayufanhoudexiaobing。
tayijinlai，dajiadouhenmoqidemeizaishuohua。
daoshigaochencouleshangqu，shuodao，“shige，nizheicizenmeyoushidaoshudiyi？neiqunxueshengzhenshide，gaitianwojiuqujiaoxunjiaoxuntamen，muwuzunzhang！”
huasuiranshizheimeshuo，dangaochendeyanmouzhongqueshitouzheshenshendekuaiyihejifeng。
xiangdangchu，tahelinsuyitongzaijinghaidaxuedushu。
danlinsutianfuyibing，meicikaoshidouhenhenyaletayitou，sinianyicifanchaodoumeiyou！
erxianzaidanglaoshi，tayezhongyushiyangmeituqi，kanzhezheiweicengjingkewangerbukejidecunzairujinbeicaizaijiaoxia。
ziranmianbuledeseyifan。
“是啊，没办法。”
linsudaoshilandelicai，zhixianghuiquxiuxiyixia。
kejiuzaizheishihou，bangongshiyidaonuqichongchongdeshenyingganleguolai，
xiaozhangchongjinbangongshi，yijinlaijiuduilinsupitougailianmadao，“linsu！niganggangshangkedeshihouyouzaigaoshenmegui！tianhuabanweishenmehuibeishaojiaole？！”
“这......”
linsudunshinaotou，youxieyusai。
xiaozhanggengshengqile，“wodangchuzhenshixialeyanle！nijiaoxuezhiliangchajiusuanle，xianzailianxuexiaonidouxiangchailema，wokanyebuyongdengdaoqimokaoshijieshule，nimingtianjiubielaile！”
“你被解雇了！”
xiaozhangyiziyijushuodao，xianranshidongzhengedele。
bangongshidunshiqieqiesiyuleqilai，bushaorenkanzhelinsudebeiyingxingzailehuo。
bijinglinsudangchudeguanghuanshizaishitaiyaoyanle，rangbushaorenxinshengjidu，babudetadiexiashentan！
“xiaozhang，wo......”
linsugangxiangyaojieshi，jiujiandaomenkouturanlaileyidaqunren。
youjizhedabande，youjingchadabande，yishanglaijiufengfenghuohuoduzhulebangongshidemen。
xiaozhangyongzhongdeshentiyixiazibuzhidaobeijidaonaliqu，
yejiushizaizheishi，yiweijingchahuangulebangongshiyiyan，handao，“qingwenzheilishilinsu，linlaoshidebangongshima？！”