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第3章
警察怎么来了？！
kandaojingchazhifudeyichanei，zhenggebangongshidunshiyouxiesaoluan。
“什么情况？”
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嘶——！
bangongshineidunshixiangqileyizhendaoxiliangqideshengyin，
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linsudaodishisharenhaishifanghuoa？
性质这么严重吗！
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dengxiatajiumingbaitacengjingdeouxiangrujinyouduobukanle。
“womenzheicilai，jiushilaizhaoniluoshiyixieshiqingde。”
meiyoulihuizhouzaodeyilunsheng，zhangmingyuanjixushuodao。
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yijinlai，tajiuchameibaozhezhangmingyuandedatuikudiehanniangle，“wojininshuo，linsuzheijiahuoyijingbushiwomenjinghaidaxuedejiaoshile！”
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“快停下！”
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gaochendongzuoyidun，youxiechijingdao，“juzhangtongzhi，wozheibushizaixiezhubananma？”
“办什么案！”
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“啊？！”
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“你给我闭嘴！”
张明远有些生气了。
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高晨心中不断咆哮！
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dangshidegaochenzhinengzaitaixiakanzhexianmu，
rujin，tasihuhaishizhinengyangwang。
“呼......”
tuleyikouqi，gaochenqiangpozijishenhuxi。
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gerennenglizaiqiangyouruhe......
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linsuyizhenwuyu，guaibudenengdangxiaozhang，zheihoulianpidegongfuhaizhenbushikaiwanxiaode。
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“shuangbei......bu，yihoutidaosibei！！”
“zuijintongqinzuoditieyoudianlei......”
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“行了行了。”
yanjianzhexiaozhangdoukuaibazijidexiaozhangbangongshidoujinuochulairangzijiyong。
linsulianmangdaduan，henhenqiaoleyibizhuganghoutayemeidecunjinchi，“neixiaozhangnijiuzhanpangbianba。”
“好咧好咧。”
cishidexiaozhangnalihaiyouzhiqianneishengqilingrendemoyang？
meizizidequzuibianbianzhanzhele。
duiyutamenzheigecengciderenwulaishuo，zhengjishangderongyuneikeshiduoshaoqiandouhuanbulaide！
zheicibujinshita，jiulianzhenggejinghaidaxueyezhendeshizhanlelinsudeguang！
“咔嚓——！”
相机定格。
jizhemennadaoxinwenxinmanyizudeliqu。
daoshizhangmingyuanheliufujuranhaimeizou。
linsuyihuodekanletamenlianggerenyiyan。
shiqingdoubanwanlezheilianggelaodengzenmehailaizhe，mofeihaixianghekoucha？
xiangshikanchulelinsuxinzhongdeyihuo，zhangmingyuanheheyixiao，shaojiandezhenzhuoleyixia，erhoucaishuodao，“qishilinlaoshi。”
“womenzheicilaizhaoni......zhuyaohaiyouyijianshi。”