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songrendongshisizaifeibenerlaidematixiade。
luancuandeliumin、wuqingdeguancha、feiyangdebianzi、fafengdemapi。
genbenjiumeiyourenfaxian，matizhixiasilegeren。
raner，yizhengyan，tayouchengleyigeqiangbaozhizhongdeyinger。
宋忍冬有些恍惚。
jiuzaiganggang，tabeimaticaizhongdeshihou，tajuexingleqianshidejiyi。
tagenbenjiubushiyuanzhuangdesongrendong，ershiyigecailexiangjiaopishuaisidechuanshuzhe——haishitaichuan。
tachuandeshujiao《nongmenfunvtabeichongbaole》。
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buguo，zheiyecongcemianzhengmingle，funv，tajiushigeheijinli。
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haimeidengtawenqingchuyiqiedeqidianshinageqidian，886jiuzhende886le。
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【nianga！wodenianga！nihaocan！zhibuguoshibaoleyixiafunv，jiubeiyizhixizheqiyuna！】
【啊！还有啊！】
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【爷啊！你好惨！】
【ershusanshu、ershen、sangegeyigejie、yijiyijingjiarendedaguergu、xiaogu！nimendouhaocan！】
songrendongzaixinligantanshiaihao。
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yishijian，litaohuayiweizijihuantingle。
可是，下一秒：
【diea！wodediea！nigengcan！jiaodafuquemeishafu，zhishishangshankangechai！quebeiyezhudingsilea！】
【naia！wodenaia！nigenggengcan！bujiushichaogejiama？bujiushimeizhanwenma？zenmejiunikesilea！】
李桃花睁大了双眼。
叫大福却没啥福？
zijinanrenbujiushijiaodafuma？
zheishengyin？shitashengdezai？
zheishigexiaoguniangdeshengyin，neijiushishuo，zheishitacaisigeyuedadeguinverrendongdeshengyin？
sigeyuedadewawanalihuishuohua，keshengyinyouchuxianlehenduoci！
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ketuimenjinqudetabingmeiyoukanjian，zaitadeshenhou，gangganghaizaibianlanzidesongdafuheweijisonglaotaizaojiutingxialeshoulidedongzuo，yiliandaizhiyujingkong。
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tabizheyanjing，huixiangzheshangbeizidebeicanzaoyu，zhimianzhezaicihuidaoqidianderensheng，shengwukelian。
【haocana！woweishenmehaiyaohuilaia！wozheibeicandeyidajiazia！wawawa！】
【wohaishigenaiwawaa！woyaozenmezuzhijialirendebeicanmingyunkaiduana！aaa！】
songrendonghaodedongqing，xiangdaogebineigefunvmashangjiuyaochushengle，chushenglezhihou，zuoweilinjuguoqubangmangdelitaohuayinweigebisulaotouxuanyaozijiayoufuqidesunnv，beipobaoleyixiafunv，ranhoubeifunvzhuaileyilvtoufa，congerkaishibeixishiqiyun，songrendongdexinshangmianjiukaishiliuzhemiantiaokuandeyanlei。
tabumingbai，yigegangchushengdenaiwawashizenmezhunquewuwudejiuzhutaniangdetoufade。
danshi！zheijiushitaniangbeicanmingyundekaiduana！
【nianga！wodenianga！】
songrendonghaodegengdongqingle。
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erhaodedongqingdesongrendongzhenghaozhe，quebeiyigeshengyinganyu，qiangxingdaduan。
[suzhu，nibiehaole，songnihuilaiyoudianhaofeinengliang，woganggangyibuxiaoxinmeilianjieshang。]
zheishizhiqiangentashuohuadeguangtuanzi886deshengyin。
“886？”songrendongtingxiayuanbendejiezou，wendao。
[shide，shiwo。]shengyinyijiuzai。
“woqu，niyuanlaimeiyougenwo886a！”songrendongjidong。
[shide，meiyou！]886deshengyinzhandingjietie：[nishiwozaimangmangrenhaizhonghaoburongyibangdingdesuzhu，wozenmehuipaoqinini？]
完蛋，有些感动。
danshi，zheibingbufangaisongrendongxunwen886gongneng。
“nishigeshenmexitong？zenmechuansonggeren，haihuilianjiebushang？”
8·ganggangdanshengbujiu·8·zhiyoudanyigongneng·6，youyizhongbeidianpotongfeideyoushang。
dan，yijiuyaozhenglihaotaidumianduisuzhuni！
[suzhu，woshixieyingaizizhengjiumingyun886haoxitong，zhuanmenweipaohuipaodaorangrentanfudenisuozhunbei！nikeyitongguoxieyingenggaiyuanwenjuqing，zhengjiuzijiyijijiarendemingyun，buzaizuopaohui，zuozijirenshengdezhujiao！]
yudaoguocaixiangjiaopichuanyue，yudaoguobeixitongsonghuiqishidian，songrendongduiyu886degongnengjieshouduhaishihengaode。
只不过······
“weishenmeshixieyingaizi？”songrendongwen。
[yinweizhushenxitongxiwangguochengyouyidingdetiaozhanxing！]886huida。
haoba！xieyinjiuxieyinba！
zuoweiyigechuanyuezhe，shenghuozaixiandaideshihou，sheihaimeiwanguojigexieyingengni？
“neiniweishenmeshi886hao？”songrendongbuchixiawen。
[woleyi！]886xiangshigebeicaizhongweibademao。
dele，buwenle，gujiyuanyinyouxieshanghaitong。
buchixiawenhuanjiejieshu，songrendongjianghuatichehuidangxia。
“6a！funvyekuaichushengle，woxianzaijiukeyikaishigaijuqingma？”
[keyi。]886jiyulekendingdehuifu，ranhouyoushuo：[buguodeshaoweidengyixia，woqujiazaiyixiayuanwen！]