玩转谐音梗
《玩转谐音梗》 小说介绍
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《玩转谐音梗》 第005章福女福珠 免费试读
liulangdaoshixianqineiyimeitongbanma？
当然是嫌弃的。
dantaweifunvqumingzilema？
当然也是起了的。
zangzaixiuzidixiadeneizhishouqiasuanchulaide，cijuyouyi。
suirangaobuqingchuyoufuzhirenweihehuizhaolainiaoquepaixiehuiwudeazaqingkuang，suiranxinzhonghenshixianqizheitongbanzhiyouyimei。
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zongsuanshijiangmingzijishuochulaile。
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kongqizhongzhiliuxiatahanzhe“dashisuanle，bushihuiqi，shijizhao”deshengyinyuyun。
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【zheidaoshizhennengche，zhishikexile，sulaotaishigesikousikoude。fuzhu，tazenmebujiqimingjiaofuzhuzhua！sufuzhuzheimingzi，wuluntingduoshaoci，doutingxiangxiaode。wozheishiyiyangdexiaodian，hahaha！】
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huaishangshenyunyizhidaoshengchandezheiduanshijianli，yinweipoposulaotaizhaoleshenposuanchutaduzilishigedaifuyundejinsun，takemeishaojiezhezheiduziyaowuyangwei。
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napasulaotaiduizheqiangbaozhongdenvhaierxiaodegewaidewenrou，yebingbunengzuzhizhangchuncaodefenwaihuangzhang。
youqishishengchanguohoudouhuijichidetangshuijidan，yizhidoumeirenjitaduanlai。
neifentante，doukuaiyichulaile。
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zheiyixiazijiuzaisulaotaineilizuoshilesufuzhudehaofuqi。
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她又不傻。
“ersao，mafanninachuqule。”yidawantangshuijidanxiadu，zhangchuncaocongzhentouxiamiannachuzhangpazimolemozui，zhizhewanduiduanlejidanjinlaihoujiumeichuqudesongxiuheshuo。
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shoulinieshangledongxi，zuibubiele，shoubuhuiwule，renyeanjinglexialai。
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