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zheizhengmingleshenme？zheizhengmingle，zaibujiudejianglai，jianghuichuxianchibubaofanesirendezhuangkuang。
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宋老太不敢多想。
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songlaotoubaozhesongrendongdeshoujiangzhule。
他听见了啥？
sigeyuedadexiaosunnvshuoleyiluokuanghua？
不，这不是重点。
zhongdianshi，tashibeigebisujialaoerqiaomengunside？！erqie，tamenrendingxingwangdelaosongjia，youyitianhuizhishengxiata、dasunnvjinxue，haiyouhuailidezheigexiaosunnvrendong？！
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宋老头闭嘴了。
“dazhi。”dezhisongrendongshichufashibaochuneironglai，songlaotaigancuizhijiekaishizhudongtimingzi：“qingguodaizhehuzihuiniangjia，shihuiduojiulaizhe？”
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