《开局沙漠之鹰,给鬼爆个头!》 小说介绍
jingpinxiaoshuo《kaijushamozhiying,jiguibaogetou!》shibanyechiyuzuixinxiedeyibenxuanhuanleixiaoshuo,zhujiaozhangyunhuangyong,shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule:jiandaodiexianyaopao,zhangyunkebuhuirangtaruyuan,bijingzheiguiyaoshipaole,jiexialaihuihenmafande!danshitaxianzaiyijingleile,zaozhidaozipingshijiuyinggaiduoduanlianduanlian;……...
《开局沙漠之鹰,给鬼爆个头!》 第3章 张云碟仙直播倒立吃翔 免费试读
“**!laozhangniubia!”
“niubigemaoxiana!yongbandengdagui,zheibushiliputamajilipukaimen,lipudaojialema?”
kandaozhangyunjuranyongbandengqugangui,liuxiusanrenzhijiemengle,zheinimawanni?
“啊打~”
qiebuguansanrenxinzhongzuoheganxiang?
zhangyunzhijiejiangshouzhongjiachilegongdediandebandengchaozhetianhuabandediexianzaqu,jiuhejieliuziside;
erkandaochaozijizalaidedengzi,diexianneiniuqudelianshangluchuleyisijifeng;
zijikeshilingti,zheiwanyieryaoshinengdazhewo,wojintianzhibodaolichixianga!
“砰~~”
ranerxiayimiao,diexianzhijiejiubeizheibandengjizafeilechuqu,zhuangzailedamenshang,yiliandemengbi;
“chufa‘mengbiguai’xiaoguo,diexianmengbilesanmiaozhong!”
我是谁?我在哪儿?
diexianwanquanmeiyoufanyingguolai,zijiganggangshibeibandengjizafeile?zheizenmekeneng?zijikeshilingti。
ruguoshijiangshizhileidehua,wuligongjikenengyoudianxiaoguo,danshilingtizenmekenengbeibandengzadao?
就离谱啊!
“砰砰砰~~~”
ranerhaibudaidiexianfanying,tajiuganjueyanqianyihei,suihouyoushiyidunkuangza,tachedibeizamengle!
suoweichennimengbi,yaoniguiming!
“tongtong~aaa~~~”
diexianchitong,fachuyishengshengcanjiao,zheicanjiaoshengbikuhainanting;
“**,laozhangzheimemengdema?”
“张天师附体?”
“tabuhuizhenshitianshifuchuanrenba?”
“danshitianshifubuyinggaishiyongleifadema?taweishenmeyongdeshibandeng?”
“板凳能驱鬼?”
yishijian,liuxiusanrendouzhenjingdikanzheyanqianzheiyimu,suihoumuguangfenfenluozailepangbiandebandengshang!
“yiqishang!zoutayade!”
liuxiuhegaopenglvxianfanyingguolai,zhijiechaoqipangbiandebandengchongleshangqu,ranhoujiuchaozhediexianzaqu!
jiandaoliuxiuhegaopengchongshanglai,diexianbennengdiluchulekongjuzhise,zheinimahaiqunoushangle?
zuoguizuodaotazheifenershang,yetaishibaileba!
“当当~~”
ranerliuxiuhegaopengliangrenshouzhongdebandengquezhijiechuanguolediexian,zazailemenshang;
“嘶~~”
yigufanzhendeliliang,rangliangrenquanshenyima,ranhoushouzhongdebandengyetuolileshuangshou,liangrendeyanjingzhongdunshishuiwumenglong!
(•́ω•̀٥)“niliangganmani?”
“帮你打鬼啊!”
liuxiuhegaopengbenlaiyiweixuedaolezhendedaguifangshi,quemeiyouxiangdaowanquanmeiyonga!
( ̄▽ ̄)“zheilianggehanpi!”
zhangyunyouxiewuyudikanzheliangren,zijishoulidebandengnengdadaoguishiyinweiyougongdejiachi,nimenyoumaoxiana!
buguo,ruguozijibagongdejiangjiachizaibandengshang,jiqitarendehua,shifouyenengqidaozuoyongni?
jiuhekaiguangyiyang,zheigongdejiachiyinggaihefomenkaiguangleisiba!
“kanyangzi,bingbushiyinweibandengnengdagui,ershiyinweizhangyunyouzhenbenshi。”
liuxiuhegaopengliangrenzhinengtuihou,xianzaitamenlaizhihuituoleizhangyun,haiburuzuoshanguanhudouni!
“qisiguile!jiwoguna!”
xiayike,yiguheisedeqixicongdiexiandeshenshangpenfachulai,zhongrenganjuesizhoudewendushunjianjiuxiajianglehenduo;
zheizhonglengfangruoshenrugusuiyiyang,rangrenyouzhongsizhidoudongjiangdeganjue!
“**!haiganfankang!kanwogongdejiachi!”
xiayike,zhangyunzadegengjiamailile,zhiqiantajiachizaibandengshangdeshi500gongde,xianzaizhijiejiadaole900gongde;
shengyudegongdezeshijiachidaolezijideshenshang,burandehuatakongpawufadiyudiexianshenshangdeguiqi;
yinweijiachidegongdediankeyisuishishouhui,suoyitayebupalangfei。
“啊~~”
xiayike,diexianzaicifachulegengjiacanliedejiaosheng,tashenshangdeheiqizaipengdaobandengdeshihougengshizhijiexiaorong;
bingqiebansuizhegongdebandengdegongji,diexianshenshangguixuefeijian,kanqilaigengjiaguiyikongbule!
“gongdedianjiachiyueduo,weilijiuyueda!”
jianci,zhangyunxinzhongdading,suihougengjiamaili:“zaiwozhongshengpingdengxiaomazhaxia,yaonieshousi!”
shentemiaodezhongshengpingdengxiaomazha,nizheishibandeng,bushixiaomazhaa!
suirandoushinalaizuode,danhaishiyouhendaqubiedea!
“呼呼呼~~~”
zaleshijixiahou,zhangyunyeshileidebuxing,zheidiexianyetaijingzouleba!
nandaobianchengguizhihou,kangjidanengliyenenggouzengqiang?
_(´ཀ`」∠)_“nishishabusiwode!”
jiandaozhangyuntingzhilegongji,diexiancalecazuishangdeguixue,suihoulengxiaodao:“dengwohuifule,yidingyaonisi!”
shuowan,diexianbianzhunbeilikai,bijingxianzaitayijingshanghenleilei;
shenshangdeguiqigengshishaolehenduo,kejiantashoudaodeshanghaibuxiao,xuyaojinkuaihuifuguolaicaixing。
yaozhidao,tazailiguizhongdousuanshiqiangde,meixiangdaojintianjuranhuibeibandengjizouchengzheiyang,jianzhishidiulegeguilian;
dangran,zheizhangyunyeshiqiangdeyouxieguiyi,tashouzhongdebandengyerangtayouxieweiju;
ruguoshiyibandeyuanhunegui,kongpazaojiubeizhangyundebandengjichaodule!
“想走?”
jiandaodiexianyaopao,zhangyunkebuhuirangtaruyuan,bijingzheiguiyaoshipaole,jiexialaihuihenmafande!
danshitaxianzaiyijingleile,zaozhidaozipingshijiuyinggaiduoduanlianduanlian;
taxiangxin,zhiyaoduozajixia,zheidiexianbaifenzhibaihuibeitade“xiaomazha”wulichaodu!
“站住,不许动!”
yankandiexianyaopao,zhangyunkuaisulaidaozijidechuangweibian,ranhoucongzhentoudixiachouchuleyibashamozhiying;
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅)っデ═
shamozhiyingdeqiangkouzhijiejiuduizhunlediexian:“buxudong,fouzewoyaokaiqiangle!”
(๑・ˍ・)
haiyiweiniyoushenmemimiwuqi?
jieguonitemiaocongnachulaiyibafangzhendeshamozhiying,zheinimayoumaoxianyonga!
fangzhenqianglidebbdan,dazhongrendoumeiyoushenmeshanghai,genghekuangshigui?
haiyou,nitemiaoshenmeshihoumaideshamozhiying?haifangzaizhentouxia?
“**!”
kandaozhangyunshouzhongdeshamozhiying,diexianxianshiyileng,suihoudiuxiayijuhuajiuzhunbeitaozou;
“kanyangzi,laohubufawei,nidangwoshihellokittya!”
“gongdejiachi!kanwobaoniguitou!”
“砰~~~”
zaizhongrenjingedemuguangxia,zhangyunzhijiekaiqiang,yikexiangjiaobbdanshunjiancongqiang**chu,jingzhunmingzhonglediexiandehounaoshao;
“嘣~~”
bansuizheyishengzhaliedeshengxiang,diexiandenaodaizhijiekaihua,hunhezhehongbaisedeguixuesijian,nongdemandidoushi,kanqilaikongbuwubi;
“呕~~”
pangbiandehuangyongdangchangjiubajintianwanshangchidedanchaofanjituleyidi,liuxiuhegaopenglianseyeshicanbai;
这尼玛太恶心了吧!
“zen……zenmekeneng?”
erdiexiangengshiyilianbukesiyidizhuanguobankenaodai,suihouzaibugandeshensezhong,shenquhuazuoyilvheiyanxiaosan!
(̿▀ω▀̿)̄“jiaonibuxudong,nipianyaodong!”
“zheixiababiqleba!”
zhangyunyongziyiweihenshuaidezishichuilexiashamozhiyingshangbucunzaidebaiyan,yifu“kuailaichongbaige”deyanshen……
wangyouhongguoyanjingdianping:《kaijushamozhiying,jiguibaogetou!》zheibenshuxiedebucuo,qingjingmiaoxieruwei,renwudeneixinkehualinlijinzhi,feichangxihuan,qidaizaodiangengxin,youyigewanmeidejieju。
wangyoutankanqingweidianping:xiangdangyouqu,biwunaoshuangwenhaokan,erqiekanleyitianmeiyoududian。
开局沙漠之鹰,给鬼爆个头!